I love you all <3 edition
I hate you all you uninteresting cocksucking shallow niggers. This thread is becoming worse by the day. A couple months ago you would find interesting content in these threads at least once a day, now it's like once in 2weeks. These days I usually just open the thread and scroll through it when it hits bump limit.
I don't understand how you can post the same fucking shit every single fucking thread and manage to enjoy it. Do you all fucking have alzheimers? Do you forget what you posted 2 hours ago for god's sake
I hate this russian-pole cancer faggot making these stupid threads and posting soviet soldiers with guns, I hate femanon and her stupidity, planeanon for being a fedora reddit mongler, animeposters, that anime hating underage magyar faggot who occasionally shits up the thread posting dumb shit in Hungarian, and those who feel the need to remind us that they are epic "normies" and describe how their gf looks like every day. And I hate everyone who gives attention to this fucking pile of filth.
I hope you all get fucked by elephants.
tököm tele van ezzel a fonállal faszom az egészbe
and fertile Serbia, just because I didn't post it for 3 days
Dear diary, the new year started off with a bang, and by a bang I mean another rejected job application. Additionally, what little money I had been saving will now have to be spent after both my washing machine and fridge had broken down and need to be repaired or replaced. 2016 is shaping up to be one hell of a year!
we dont couple up or get asked out to prom - the whole class just goes there
only special snowflage pseudo internet autists dont go to the prom because they feel it makes them seem special and mysterious and better than others
when in reality it only makes them seem like weirdos, the bad kind
>both my washing machine and fridge had broken down
damn son thats some bad luck
No. A lot of girls look for prom dates, guys get paid for going to prom with them because no one asked the girls out.
Damn. I got the feels now. My prom date was nearly as tall as me(185), slim, and had huge jugs.
>don't want to go to prom
>avoid the subject, don't ask any girls to dance
>be pretty confident no girl will ask me either
>when teacher asks just say I dunno, money's tight
>everything just as according to plan so far
>later teacher tells me "oh btw Anon it seems the school pays for your suit if you do 2 dances ;^)"
>"haha okay that's nice"
>and a girl does end up asking me to dance
>can't give enough fucks to do another dance or trying to find another partner so end up paying for the suit
going to drink after we were done was fun but holy fuck all the dance practices and the awkwardness was not worth it
>tfw 3 girls asked me out on my stužková and I didn't have to do jack shit
Don't give up Pepik.
What about tourism? When I am broke I always work as a tourist guide for a few weeks. You only need good English skills and knowledge about your city. Does not pay well, but little money is better than no money.
Here you usually have to perform a few classical dances during the prom so you need to get a pair a couple of weeks before, so you can start practicing.
Naturally I couldn't ask anyone out so I didn't go.
>tfw I was going to stužková with hottest grill in class but my fucking mongoloid classmate kept making fun of his partner because she looked like mužatka so I had to go with her and the fucking mongoloid went with the hottest grill
Wow, is it that much of a deal for you? Prom is shit, you have to run around the whole time, attending to your family, teachers, friends etc, doing dances, taking care of shit and you won't stop for a single second. If you don't like partying and have no romantic ambitions, then its not really a pleasant experience. Only good thing about is when it ends and all that stress is gone.
I and some friends were almost kicked out of our prom. There was one guy with huge as fuck nose so we called him "Tausch" then we took a cart full of empty glasses, sat the guy on top of it and started screaming "Hey Tausch this is your transport" and other shit like that.
>Also I don't want to go because I prefer being at home.
>ha ha i will show these plebeians and their base, earthly and insufficient ideas of fun just how below me they all are!!!
>while they breed and drag themselves through the gutters of their animal instincts i will be discussing the latest in philosophy and enlarging my enlightened intelligence of a supreme gentleman such as myself
>just like in my japanese animes!
>at a maturitak
you literally do a single dance or a routine or something (or not even that), drink with your classmates and teachers, and enjoy a traditional school ritual
>this fucking hippo bitch
god damn she used to be fine but now she is all american in both body & mind with her "grrrrl power :oD being fat is cool! if u cant accept me at my worst etc."
You fucking faggot.
Or maybe interacting with people is really fucking strainful for you and you just want to stay at home and do something that doesn't make you want to turn invisible and run away.
I consider myself a normie and even I can understand some people jsut don't like formal events.
I only know one thing: girls love to dance and dancing is a good excuse to touch them, you you autists might as welltake the chance and dance at your fucking prom because it might be the only occasion you will ever have in your sad lives.
a bit too fertile
We had a  Got Talent contestant like that.
A rude, chubby bitch who sang shitty commercialized pop-rock songs and our press pretended she's a rock star and a sex icon.
I am not some kind of party animul dude weed lmao guy or somewhat overly sociable person but I have so many great memories from the prom and the afterparty. Even if you think it might suck (I did too) I would still recommend going desu.
i was easily the most autistic and cringeworthy and asocial person from both our maturita classes and even i attended the ples and had fun
>no i wont go to the maturitak like literal hundreds of thousands of people before me cuz i dont feel good ;_; pls pay attention to me #thingkenoflyfe #2cool4school #deep
My biggest issue with these types of actions is that it gets so messy. Half of my friends were there, other half at the other side, teachers that i wanted to talk to were somewhere, my family was completely elsewhere. I ended up frequenting between all of them and not really being with anyone.
I have actually started looking into something like that a while ago and I don't particularly fancy my chances - job openings seem very scarce, the competition absolutely massive, and the amount of nobodies like me "who know English" beyond count.
Prom is shit lads, don't need to lie.
AFTER PARTY ON THE OTHER HAND.
Prom itself was fun in a way, dancing isn't too bad when it actually works out either, I just don't think all the hassle leading up to it was worth it for me, and the "choose a partner" thing made me feel a lot more awkward than it should have. Looking back at it it's easy to say that it wasn't as big a deal as I thought.
And the "after party", that feel when the town is full of students walking around, each group going to whatever club or pub they like was pretty nice.
I don't know where you get this idea that if someone doesn't go prom it must be because they're pretentious or seeking attention.
We also did these little shows for the the rest of the school, mostly just parodying teachers. I did enjoy that one both the preparation and otherwise, I wrote the script and played a role too.
Tbh /v4/ is the only general I ever visited, and it's getting really old.
I can't even stand generals of my favourite vidya or my favourite historical topics, so I don't know how I could stand it for so ling.
desu i think we are one of the least circlejerking generals. We circle around old subjects, thats true, but at least we don't intentionaly shitpost and post memes, we are still trying to have a discussion about them
nothing stopping people here from having a discussion, you just cant expect people to be serious all the time here
why is that ?
not really, for comparison winter v4 last year was ubareable
Fight the powah.
Told Captcha that an old Mercedes E500 is an RV and he believed me, the dumb fuck..
well thats like the embodiment of the average 4chan poster
Who also /maximally comfy because it's snowing/?
Who are you gonna vote for in elections?
>not being into mommies
real men unite.
data roaming. o2 uk sends my data to o2 sk, which sends my data to hiroshimoot
and charges me money
been keeping myself entertained by reading and admiring lovely lasses, but the most stunning one has gone half an hour ago and left a huge void
and I'm falling asleep
made myself a one day trip to convert scottish sterlings into euroshekels
slow vak bankers only took english pounds and sent me to hell with the scottish ones, saying they've never seen them before
>slow vak bankers only took english pounds and sent me to hell with the scottish ones, saying they've never seen them before
Do they accept scottish pounds in the rest of the UK at least?
I am not something you barbeque food on -___-;
32€ for both flights, directly from my beautiful capital. Only germany is cheaper. The only downside was, that I arrived before sunrise. The time inbetween is too short for exploration, but too long to just sit and wait
yeah, most do, but some small shops and for example many taxis don't, simply because they don't know them, even though they should take them.
>Do they accept scottish pounds in the rest of the UK at least?
a bit hit and miss. Banks always will but not all shops will.
32 eurobux? Who did you fly with? How long did you book in advance?
ryanair. I'm a "manlet", I don't mind the 737-800, and it was about two weeks in advance. It's january, the best time to fly around europe. The only other expenses were a £5 bus ticket and some 7 quid on my first ever visit to burger king
I reckon I'll do more trips like this in the future, rent a car and drive around, see stuff
>I reckon I'll do more trips like this in the future
i might have to do some of my own too
My benis is so muich stronger than I am.
I've been meaning to start working for two weeks now and I still haven't managed to.
My penis thinks
>how about a little fappy-fappy, bud?
and I succumb 9 out of 10 times.
>Buy polish game for 1000 orbándollárs
you do that, it might be even cheaper from polan, unless you live too far from a ryanair-operated airport
anyway, I'm switching off the data, got to leave some battery for in-flight music
>london calling when I flew
>this is england after I arrived
what should I play next?
>spit in the snow
>two 5 year olds come and start eating the snow
London is burning
Sometimes we have alright discussions about whatever, sometimes interesting stuff happens, but it's usually just 5 posters doing the same thing in every thread, and other people getting annoyed with them
And we also have two femanons here
And we hate USA
Go away :(
"Wherever I go, I must also rape, kill and pillage"
- ifj. Kiskunbivaibasznády Mihály Levente, 19th century Hungarian philosopher
>murrican states are totally the same as yuropean countries
YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, SON
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND
(also, since when do we take everything 100% seriously on V4 lads? Are you that butt blasted that whenever USA comes up you got to suck it's dick? You sound like those people who go to England on summer holidays, and tell everybody how USA is the shit, and how you will go there after you finish your "Odborna Agrokultura Jozefa Pepika" highschool)
you gotta be fucking kidding
poland makes enjoyable games
Why are you so bogged down in the number of people? Saying "I hate X country" is not the same as "I hate every person from X country", and a country being populous does not make disliking it an invalid opinion.
>visit /v4/ for the first time yesterday
>it's extremely comfy
>now just shitposting
just blog about random things and it might turn out interesting enough to spark a conversation
>but blogging is just a step away from shitposting most of the time.
so its better to just shitpost ? think about it
well, lurking>shitposting though
seems like it
what did you cook today ? we should have more culinary blogging here
That's creepy-chan my lovable new friend
Tell me about your battle scars, senpaitachi. What were the biggest injuries you've suffered so far?
I fell with my motorbike and broke a collarbone that had to be operated in hs. I missed our first class-trip because of that which sucked balls.
I also smashed my finger while cutting wood, the nail didn't fall off but the nail-bed turned black and although I could move my finger I couldn't really touch anything with it for a while.
Not really an injury, but I struggled with ingrown nails on my toes, took me more than a year to completely fix them.
>3 rolls with bacon
sounds nice, what is it exactly ? just rolled up bacon slices with cheese ?
i made my usual lazy pleb mix today. onion, tomato, sausage, mushrooms, egg, paprika pasta and everything sprinkled with oregano, pepper, paprika and garlic
yours look sreally good, but I don't fancy bacon with eggs, I like to eat them separatedly
>what is it exactly
pic related, should've said bread rolls, my bad
I've never had anything broken but it's real fucking easy. If you do a sport or manual labour, that is.
its not bacon, just some chopped up sausage
speaking of bacon i love bacon strips like pic rel, shit is fantastic but hard to get
oh ok. i though it was something you made yourself. i try to keep bread to a minimum, shit is just a filler
some scratches and scars here and there but nothing major. never broke a bone despite doing a lot of sports and dumb shit when i was young
>chopped up sausage
my bad once again, I've read sausage and then immediatelly forgot
I like bread, it really is filler but it's what I need if I don't want to end up eating 5 steaks
>be doing professional sports
>someone tries to fault you but fucks up and breaks your ankle
>"lol man u so dumb how could you break ur ankle"
>de driving safely on the roads
>some idiot breaks rules and slams into you
>"lol man u so dumb how could you break your spine u so dumb haha rest in pice faggot"
Intriguing. What devastated your butt so?
>I don't want to end up eating 5 steaks
id love to do that but it would kill my wallet
>but fucks up
he was dumb
>de driving safely on the roads
that is outside of what I meant and the amount of these accidents is also minimal compared to people injuring themselves by being dumb
like I said, the shit that just 'happens' is a minority.
and yes, I pulled that out of my arse and have no sauce
I got impaled on a branch of a fallen tree in a forest when I was a kid. Didn't pierce my lung thankfully, left a pretty nasty ~10cm long scar though.
Also one time when I jumped off a building, I got a hold of a piece of metal to ease the fall and it cut me to the bone pretty much. Can't feel some of my fingetips in my right hand, but the scars are not that visible since they're in the creases.
Only on the roofs of gommie garages but the roof of a gommie building is pretty high up.
>To keep my ass together
>spoilers on int
I had to jump off to chatch the cygan who jumped off because he stole the bleskozvod
>girl has a boyfriend but she keeps messaging me every day like if she is interested
I know its maybe just my imagination, but how do i approach her about it, if i don't want to come out and loose her as a friend if i'm wrong?
this is why I don't like having women around
>hey you are acting like you're interested like more than a friend, or am I just really bad at understanding the way you express yourself?
guy would just laugh and shrug it off, but it can totally ruin a relationship with a woman
>>but fucks up
>he was dumb
So is it the one suffering the injury or the one causing it that's dumb then?
>that is outside of what I meant
Well make up your fucking mind then, is not every accident caused by someone being dumb then? What's the difference between a dumb-related accident and a normal one? Why is an accident caused by others different than one you suffer alone when both are unforseeable? If my house suddenly comes down on me am I dumb for not having the possibility of it crumbling checked every day/week/month? If a tool snaps and hits me during some routine repairs am I dumb for doing everything the same way I have done before?
so we know what you eat, now its time to tell about your sexual fetishes
I don't really like anything too specific
>hemorrhoids but I'm too embarassed to get it fixed
I drink rowan berry tea (Madárberkenye according to wikipedia) twice a day, it pretty much completely nullifies the inflammation.
The 'rrhoids are still physically there, but they aren't nearly as annoying as they once were.
how in the fuck do you get hemorrhoids ?
that must be a bitch, does it hurt all the time ?
a shitty shoot-down-meteors-with-spaceship kind of game
the emperor can't be a genetic waste of a gypsy
It just makes pooping really uncomfortable.
For a while I shat like an Arab, soap water+fingers and all that.
It actually makes you feel super clean, but at the end of the day I was still prodding my asshole with my own bare hand.
Are we posting """pedo""" pics since planeanon is in the air?