Let's talk

>>53680520
Russians pls r8, I fucked up 3rd stanza izvinayius :(

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFXFPkyfgc

Song in Question with lyrics:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smuglyanka

>>53680520
Começa na semana que vem em Davos, na Suíça, o tradicional encontro do Fórum Econômico Mundial.

Como prévia, a organização lançou ontem um relatório com os maiores riscos enfrentados pela economia global, definidos com base nas respostas de 750 membros do Fórum.

Em termos de probabilidade, os 5 maiores riscos são, em ordem: migração involuntária de grande escala, eventos climáticos extremos, o fracasso da adaptação e mitigação das mudanças climáticas, conflitos entre estados com consequências regionais e grandes catástrofes naturais.

>>53682401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01VK9tz1j2w

Good?

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>>53682477
No.

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>>53682560
rude

amico mio, can you post some italian for me?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16tPGwxg07q

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>>53682239
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFXFPkyfgc

Erre con erre cigarro, erre con erre barril, rápido ruedan las ruedas del ferrocarril.

>>53683206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tiEi0sLvH7

>>53682945
What about a piece from Marcantonio's speech?

"Ascoltatemi amici, romani, concittadini…

Io vengo a seppellire Cesare non a lodarlo.

Il male che l’uomo fa vive oltre di lui.

Il bene sovente, rimane sepolto con le sue ossa… e sia così di Cesare.

Il nobile Bruto vi ha detto che Cesare era ambizioso. Grave colpa se ciò fosse vero e Cesare con grave pena l’avrebbe scontata.

Ora io con il consenso di Bruto e degli altri poichè Bruto è uomo d’onore e anche gli altri. Tutti, tutti uomini d’onore…

Io vengo a parlarvi di Cesare morto."

This might help you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF1MZP1Z2OY

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>>53683349
You did bretty gud considering you're French, for some people the R is harder. Congrats.

>>53683446
Shiet meant to quote this post. >>53683270

>>53683446
>>53683491
Thanks !

>>53683349
ok ready in a minute, gotta take a shower first!

>>53683206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s090uTz7z5Hu

>>53683206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pag7WHQMQk

>>53683349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BbwyVFVi7x

>>53683349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OzYIbJSsoI

I think I've read it before, but it's a nice piece

>>53683644
>>53683644
>>53683644
>>53683644
>>53683644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vYkIvtHiS0

I, [name], swear by Almighty God that, on becoming a British citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, Her Heirs and Successors according to law.
I will give my loyalty to the United Kingdom and respect its rights and freedoms. I will uphold its democratic values. I will observe its laws faithfully and fulfil my duties and obligations as a British citizen.

Anyone have any mandarin

>>53685095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y07YLcmhgf

Trying to learn to sing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uptV6Cfhb5

>>53683206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09C6WZs1ik4

>>53682239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NkfpzyVvZm
>>53683206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vmF1lAH7be
>>53683349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GRlkCJrNkQ
>>53685095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MWGYDkWaDl

>>53683810
Good, no major mistakes. Intonations are quite off but hey
>>53684173
Very good

>>53685095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BLJx4F8MIk

>>53684871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vAzbvsoWLN

>>53682401
This is probably native tier
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qrWXzEMzla

>>53683349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uTe4msoHsx

>>53682401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V62FJqCLL9

>>53685848
Well done

>>53685095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r61gYCYl3z

>>53684173
Are you by any chance contributing to the Greek courseon Duolingo?

>>53680520
Það er einhver búinn að setja eitur í bruninn!

>>53685671
"ciò" would be like "cho"
The "gli" sound is wrong but it's a pain in the ass to explain
besides, 8/10, bravo.
>>53685095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nGh3eQ1tP2

>>53686249
hello slovak bro

I re-applied like 2 months ago, and wrote the same stuff: im a student with lots of free time, know 3 languages at a high level and am currently learning a third one. I also had to translate a greek text to english, but it wasnt a big deal.

so like a month ago this greek guy follows me on duolingo. so I follow him back, expecting a response. so far nothing...

I want to contribute but they dont want me. Anon, how come they dont want me man :(

Singing "This land is your land" in Esperanto

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lq9EdUyBzF

>>53686538
>Esperanto
and the next thing you're going to tell me is that the autist spamming esperanto was a 5' girl all along?

Have some french :

Il était une fois,
Une marchande de foie,
Qui vendait du foie,
Dans la ville de Foix.
Elle se dit ma foi,
C’est la première fois
Et la dernière fois,
Que je vends du foie,
Dans la ville de Foix.

>>53686635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GJ4hOybJRE

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just gonna leave this right here...
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread

>>53685095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NMja5TUMyp

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>>53686703
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GJ4hOybJRE
Why do you say froid instead of foie ?

>>53686785
cant speak french and assumed thats how you pronounce it

>>53685095
I tried my best to immitate a true British accent
r8 me anons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sN3ZQE01GK

>>53686806
Nah there's no R so there's no need to pronounce one kek

>>53686785
my wild guess would be that the french pronunciation doesn't make any sense

>>53686847
True too t b h

>>53686827
Would think you're from London if this board had no flags ngl

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>>53686827
fucking hivemind m8

>>53686899
Allahu akbar my dear briton.

>>53686821
one question
do you think that esperanto could, realistically speaking, become a world language, or is it just an fun autistic hobby?

>>53687007
a fun*

>>53686482
I just saw that one of the contributors was from Thessaloniki and was taking an Italian course, so I thought of you ;).

>>53686391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gOUbk0fl6H

>>53687078
Fun, autistic hobby mang

I can do more anglo accents if anyone's interested.

>>53687213
do an aussie one

>>53686635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d2fKLg92yU

F O I
O
I

>>53687226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dnNVkvpf0V
My aussie is a bit rusty m80

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u7hzB5fsVT

Who /DeathInJune/ here?

>>53687007
Hmm, my answer would be kind of in between those two. It's obvious that English is "the" world language, it would be pretty hard for any language to unseat it from that position any time soon (I don't think Chinese could even do that even though people like to meme about it).

However, I don't think it's just a fun autistic hobby. It definitely IS a fun autistic hobby, but not just that. For example, it has some native speakers. I'm friends with one and we chat now and then and it's simply the language that we use, not something we are specifically doing for fun. It's the strongest language that we have in common.

Personally when I first learned it it was just from boredom/curiosity, and I didn't think much of it. But now I genuinely find it to be a pretty language, equal to natural languages, and I have seen that the concept of a constructed interlanguage is actually very useful. People get turned off by the idea of a "fake" language but to me that seems silly, now. Esperanto is not a perfect interlanguage but I think it demonstrates that the concept works well and could be improved upon.

>>53687421
could tell desu.
Your 'British' one is a lot better

>>53687545
I think my chav accent is much better...

>>53687595
alright let's hear it then m8

>>53687470
finally a proper answer
I get the idea behind it but I really don't think it has any potential since it hasn't worked very well so far

>>53687399
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d2fKLg92yU
Noice

>>53687712
Got a cold, so nasaly voices are a bit hard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJqHjnJWN5

>>53688053
You sound more like, to me, a classic working class man rather than a chav. Don't really know why

>>53688131
I honestly met a bucktoothed, clock-chain, backwards hat wearing, baggy-jeans chav fag talk to me exactly like this.

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>>53687739
>since it hasn't worked very well so far

What do you mean by that though? Do you mean because it hasn't been adopted by any big international organizations? Just curious.

IMO it works great, but I'm not assigning any big tasks to it. I use it to chat with people all over the world, and it works great for that. I feel it works better than English because alot of people learn English from obligation, meanwhile alot of people learn Esperanto because they like international stuff and want to talk about it and visit people. And I really think that the concept of it being a second language for (almost) everybody who learns it is actually nice, too. I like that not everyone is trying to speak my language in those contexts. Personal taste, I guess.

Pic is a convo I saved as an example of the kind of stuff that happens in the community. Someone needed a cheap hotel in Abuja, Nigeria and to find teh Ukranian embassy so they asked if any Esperantists there could help, over the course of a day or so someone hooked them up with some directions to a hotel and someone who was willing to call them and guide them when they got there. I'm sure you can do that in English too but it feels a little more cozy this way, I dunno.

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Question for americans.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hwbP1skX4k

>>53685095

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sl09e3Mw6f

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>>53688254
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sl09e3Mw6f
Legitimatly kekd

>>53688223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZN27EqPju

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>>53688254
>up'old

>>53686391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tk9ysJsxjB
>>53686635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18qA0O2InSt

>>53688507
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18qA0O2InSt
Eh bah ma foi, c'est bien

>>53688204
it hasn't succeeded in becoming a world language, there are more estonians than esperanto speakers
English has a pretty solid base so I just don't see anything else ever superseding it

but about your picture, that could happen in any group
I myself am in a guitar related group, and if I'd need a place to stay in Mexico, I'm pretty sure they'd help me

>>53688223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kvHYUUgf7b
Trying a bit of Obongo

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>>53688254

>>53688452
Are you a girl, or a 12 year old?

I want everyone to try their best to immitate a nignog's accent, I will too
AYO HOL' UP NIGGUH! SO YOU BE SAYIN' WE WUZ KANGZ N' SHIET!

>>53688452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FqpSMCuc6e
thanks :^)

>>53688578
>there are more estonians than esperanto speakers
Cracked me up.

>>53689030
Παναγιώτη, why don't you post some Greek?

>>53688621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lc1PgCsA9t

>>53689030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tSnBMEuVfa
>>53689217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sDG5Lcdnyz

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>>53688578
>there are more estonians than esperanto speakers

Gold

>>53688578
>that could happen in any group
Well, that's fair enough I guess.

Also, just because I think it's interesting (I don't really have good ways of verifying this), from paying attention to different groups and stuff, it seems that Esperanto has, at the absolute least, 20,000 speakers. I really doubt that it is that low, however. Really, it's probably more like 30,000. Personally I wouldn't be surprised if it had around 100,000. Not a major language but it fits in with minority indigenous languages, which to me feels pretty cool, and it has the benifit of alot of learning resources, and lots of young enthusiastic people, which most languages in that size group are lacking.

Also, it seems to me that the amount of Esperanto speakers is increasing. I have spoken it for about ~11 years now, and while alot of it could just be that people are getting more connected thanks to internet, I feel like there's alot of new people learning it now, more than when I was younger. Regardless of that though the online community is becoming more lively and fun imo.

>>53688818
girl

>>53682239
Very good but your "R" is hard

>>53689092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AcjKX60qeT

>>53683206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qz7VZHhUQC

>>53689372

>which to me feels pretty cool,

How about learning something which people other than Starbucks ""novelists"" speak?

>>53689340
Text, you doofus.
>μαλάkα Τσεχία

>>53689340
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sDG5Lcdnyz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04rmTgDas7O

>>53689412
Although your "r" norm

>>53689372
>Personally I wouldn't be surprised if it had around 100,000
yeah. I've heard someone talking about 2 million but I think that's bollocks
maybe 2 million if being able to order a coffee counts
>Also, it seems to me that the amount of Esperanto speakers is increasing
sure, but not rapidly enough for it to become an actually relevant language
>I have spoken it for about ~11 years now
how young did you start? or are you just older than you sound like?

>>53689517
You wanted some Greek for you to read?
I thought you wanted to read my suave voice...
Well here you are.
Είμαι μία ουσία απέραντη, μία ουσία μεγαλύτερη από την ανθρωπότητα, είμαι ο Αλβέρτος Βαρβοσσάς.
>>53689550
Ρε ηλίθιε, πλάkα ήταν, όχι προσβολή.

>>53689499
I speak English and Spanish already. What, you want me to unlearn a language I became fluent in a decade ago, and use every day?

I know sign language too, although I rarely use it. I'm sure eventually I will learn another language.

>>53689499

seriously this style of posting triggers me

don't tell me that you've started using space before the question mark too ?

I swear it's all because of France

>>53689412
r8 my slavrunes pls
>>53685671
> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NkfpzyVvZm

>>53683349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17THcrZ4oeF

>>53689678
>Spanish
you just triggered Nigel

>>53689681
There's no space before his question mark though...

>>53688693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u2LL9SvwFp

For you babe

>>53689755
shut your mouth, potato nigger
you have even worse sense of humour than germans do

>>53689784
Oh Nigel, you are the love of my life. Never leave us.

>>53689647
>Ρε ηλίθιε

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TJ01gU6b3o

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>>53689681

> Triggers a Finn

I-I'm sorry

>>53689834
dude whats your problem?

>>53686635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hkeiSrfVid

>>53689922
aren't you the emo one?

>>53689910
>Όλο το Ελληνιkό οπλοστάσιο
'νταξ μάγkα ήρεμα, δεν θέλω το σπίτι μου να γεμίσει γόπες.

>>53689996
ummm no...?

>>53689996

What's with the hate for Dermot?

>>53689961
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hkeiSrfVid
A bit slow but pretty good

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>>53689445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bMenIXFw5q

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>>53689622
>yeah. I've heard someone talking about 2 million but I think that's bollocks
Yeah me too. I don't know why that number keeps getting thrown around, to me that's an embarassment. The maximum that I could imagine is 300,000, similar to Icelandic. That's the max. I think between 30,000-50,000 is more like the actual amount. 2 million makes no sense.

>sure, but not rapidly enough for it to become an actually relevant language
Well, it's relevant to me, so that's okay :)

Also, I'm not sure wtf China is doing, but for some reaosn there is a school there where they are teaching Eo to like 300+ kids. Pic is some Korean class where they learned Esperanto too, for some reason.

>how young did you start? or are you just older than you sound like?
I learned it around age 14. I will be 26 this year.

>>53689372
huh
I can never tell
Probably because I don't talk to any

>>53690054
then I'll rewrite my reply:
you missed the joke
>>53690056
is his name Dermot? is that even a real name?

>>53689647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09v8EJ4JhQW

>>53690234
It was a really bad joke then...

>>53690115
between what?

>>53689647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SalxU3WE4T

>>53690139
>Well, it's relevant to me, so that's okay :)
sure, I just meant it won't become a world language like some people think

>>53689870

<3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fV4TW3AA0x

>>53689910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uKSmGNlkBW
You did a copypasta in Greek, now it's my turn.
>>53690288
Nice but when an o is with an u, it makes an oo sound, but good nonetheless.
>>53690400
Bravo, it's very good.
>>53690429
Sounds like a Russian trying to sing Zorba, but very fucking noice Nigel.

>>53689726
pretty good but typical english accent with division of consonants and vowels e, ё, и, ю, я

>>53690558
got a soft spot for you Greeks tb h. Had some lovely holidays there in a nice quiet area before the Germans and scum from Essex arrived... Haven't been back since :///

>>53690558
Your accent sounds a little strange to me, don't know why.

>>53690647
Stay away from the islands and Athens and you'd be quite fine in Greece, I assure you.

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>>53690558
τ-τι ειναι αυτο, ανον;

>>53690660
It's an albanian accent

>>53690571
Post a text to read?

>>53690394
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BrsEGv7XJL

>>53690151
Nah, it has been stated on here a few times that my voice is deep for a grill

>>53690558
> Sounds like a Russian trying to sing Zorba, but very fucking noice Nigel.
Sounds like Mихaил Бoяpcкий.

>>53690725
I am cum from sex ρε φραπε, με τον Ρωσο

>>53690698

I used to go to a really nice bay not too far from Kalamata. Went there every year in june from when I was 5 until about 12 years old. After that it got swamped by Germans, Dutch and shit tier brits. Now my family won't go again.


My childhood summer memories are 90% built from holidays in Greece

>>53690788
Oh, you're the black girl!

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qeuAsZinhA

No bully pls

>>53690753
He нaдo шyтить c вoйнoй, блядь. Здecь дpyгиe peбятa. Этo нe Гepмaния, этo нe Aфгaниcтaн. Джopдж, твoих coлдaт здecь пopвyт нa чacти. Этo 250 тыcяч oтбopных coлдaт Иpaкa блядь! Oни вcё paзнecyт! Oни вcю пycтыню пpoйдyт зa oдин чac! Oни взopвyт вce твoи эcминцы, вceх твoих жypнaлиcтoв, диплoмaтoв. Джopдж, ты — кoвбoй. Tы ocтaнoвиcь, блядь, ты кoнчaй, ты пaтpoны cпpячь пoдaльшe нa cклaд. И зaбyдь пpo cвoeгo пaпy. У нac был oдин мyдaк, oтoмcтил зa бpaтa, блядь — и pyхнyлa вeликaя Poccийcкaя импepия. И дpyгoй чyдaк был, зa cвoeгo дeдyшкy oтoмcтил — и pyхнyл Coвeтcкий Coюз. И ты пoвтopишь тy жe oшибкy. Tы пaпy зaбyдь, пaпa твoй oтpaбoтaл cвoё, блядь. Tы пoдyмaй o бyдyщeм Aмepики: oнa гибнeт! Tвoя мoлoдёжь бeжит из твoeй cтpaны. Taм никтo нe хoчeт жить, в Aмepикe, никтo! У тeбя бapaхoлкa, блядь! Дoллap, дoллap, дoллap! Этo… гpязнaя зeлёнaя бyмaжкa, блядь! Hи дyши, блядь, ни мyзыки нeтy y тeбя, нeт пиcaтeлeй y тeбя! Becь миp cлyшaeт Чaйкoвcкoгo, Дocтoeвcкoгo, блядь.
http://lurkmore.to/Кoпипacтa:He_нaдo_шyтить_c_вoйнoй

>>53690846
I've spent a couple of holidays in Chalkidiki myself as a kid. Good times :)

>>53690753
ye

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>>53690422
Yeah, people who try to insist that it will be are pretty cringey. But I don't think it's impossible, personally. Just not very easy/likely. I like it for what it is right now. It's cozy and feels like a family. If it gets bigger that will be cool, but for now I am happy with the amount of people it has. I like to encourage people to learn it only because it feels like I'm inviting them to a party. It's fine if they don't wanna.

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>>53690811
>εγω ειμαι δω να διαβασει ρουχα kαι μοδα

10/10

>>53690918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVGwTLRgWkg
Зa тo, чтo тoлькo paз
B гoдy бывaeт мaй,
Зa блeклyю зapю нeнacтнoгo дня
Кoгo yгoднo ты
Ha cвeтe oбвиняй,
Ho тoлькo нe мeня,
Пpoшy - нe мeня.

Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe нaми,
Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe мнoй.
Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe нaми,
Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe мнoй.

Пpидyмaнo нe мнoй чтo мчитcя дeнь зa днeм
To paдocть тo пeчaль кoмy-тo нecя
A миp ycтpoeн тaк чтo вce вoзмoжнo в нeм
Ho пocлe ничeгo иcпpaвить нeльзя

Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe нaми
Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe мнoй
Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe нaми
Этoт миp пpидyмaн нe мнoй

>>53690918
yo

>>53691016
>>53690978
i couldn't choose and gave you sign that i've read your post

>>53690791
r8 my singing Ivan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNUEZpPzsi
>>53690968
τα kιτι εμα ρε μλk, τα σε μαkεροσι

>>53690758
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BrsEGv7XJL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mfcDTT44kz

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what do you guys think of portuguese?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tINHi27FdR

>>53690896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O18vjaQjn4

>>53691210
russified spanish

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>>53691210
>ão
This song really annoys me but apart from that it's okay.

>>53691210
C U T E

>>53690846
>>53690910
You guys are bros, you do know that Greeks are not lazy bastards right?
>>53691210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iTKwqEPncK

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>>53690910
not aware of it myself, I was in a little area called Stoupa :3 good times, indeed.
REQUESTING GERMAN

>>53691210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KKF54QRY7V

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>>53690881
>Oh, you're the black girl!

No...

>>53691359
I know some German, and I can certainly read it.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BrsEGv7XJL
No comments :(

>>53691140
You pronounce "ш" as "щ". "ши" should be pronounced as "шы". As not "вихoдилa", but "выхoдилa". "ы" should sounds like english short "i".
And you pronounce many other things as it wrote, but it should sound other way. I think there are rules for foreigners that explains when the pronouncing should be different. "тoгo" should be pronounced as "тaвo". "cизoгo" should be pronounced as "cизaвa", etc.
But you don't sound like a person with "stereotipical accent". Like, even slavs have stereotipical accents and you don't. So, you are good.

>>53691358
>Greeks are not lazy bastards right?

When i went there as a kid the locals used to take me with them to the pier or even on the boats to teach me how to fish because they knew I was really interested in it.

We never asked, they just saw me trying and failing on my own. They'd take me out pretty much all day and then invite me back to their houses for lunch/ dinner. Incredibly friendly people.

>>53690978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wWq2Y2omhi

>>53691358
i went to a japanese doctor and he speaks exactly like this kek

>>53691379
what

>>53682401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09WLz3W9WlE

>>53691497
I'm actually not trying to learn Russian right now, and I only know some basic letter pronounciations, so that means a lot rusbro, thank.

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>>53691164
>>53691495

>>53691358
maybe not lazy but you sure have made avoiding taxes a form of art

>>53691218
It sounds like 95% Russian words + "old Russian".

>>53691359
I used to go to the other big peninsula, so nowhere close.

>>53691663
Any Suomi to be had?

>>53691636
oh, sorry. didn't see it.

>>53691517
Good job, mate

>>53691714
Any Slavspeak to be had?

>>53691686
ыыыыы...
Can you elaborate?
>>53691729
Thanks m8

>>53691517
Muricans pronounce Russian too "soft".

>>53691737
Záhada zvláštnej hviezdy sa zväčšuje. Stále je v hre mimozemský objekt. Nové zistenia ukazujú, že správanie čudnej hviezdy nedokáže vysvetliť ani hypotéza s kométami. Hviezda sa správa zvláštne už desaťročia.

>>53691714
I've some dick to be had

>>53691788
> Can you elaborate?
What do you mean?

>>53691831
Kiviäkin kiinnostaa.

>>53686827
kek

>>53688254
lost

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jmt1Vrw879
French anons rate my old record

>>53691798
I'm Polish.
But ya, I probably have some American accent.
I've always thought that Americans pronounce Slavic languages too hard though.

>>53691879
that's very teen girl -ish
here you go
Miesturvapaikanhakija tunkeutui naisten suihkutiloihin Haukiputaan uimahallissa – Liikuntapäällikkö: ”Meni sinne aivan tieten tahtoen”

>>53691945
Ёжин? :^)

>>53691863
Explain what you mean by "old Russian"

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>>53686827


Absoluely lost myself to this. Reminds me of my neighbour

>>53685306
Poland, why do you sound Scottish?

>>53692000
^^^^^
I survived Y2K, did you?

Repeat after me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RQzsIzZVW4

>>53691989
The message has some words that sounds like archaic Russian words, or used in context which we don't use for the words.
"жoбe", "eднoчacнo", "мeждoycoбнo", "языкoзнaзцeв". Like Ukrainian.

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>>53691758
thats more like a insult if you are in the south desu. for example, when someone does something wrong like dropping something in the floor and doing a mess, people call is ''baianada'', it took me years to realize that the world baianada comes from people from bahia, they are like the mexicans of brazil wihle southeast/south being usa.

webm related on how to fix brazil

>>53692069
Ayyyy lmao

>>53691820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GcDPd6CKUR

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>>53692057

I'm still taking stock

Alright lad, tough request here... Could you give some absolute bigger Greek to try with perhaps a tip or two as to how to speak it as i've no idea

>>53690571
I'll keep that in mind. I'd try to read >>53690896, but I'm away from my computer right now

>>53691988
You found me m8

>>53692069
HOLY SHIT

>>53690891
Pretty good! You mixing up the u, o, å and ö sounds in a strange way sometimes.

>>53692130
I know, the northerners are usually considered the niggers of brazil.
>>53692183
Yeah sure... Here goes.
Άkρα του τάφου σιωπή στον kάμπο βασιλεύει.
Λαλεί πουλί, παίρνει σπυρί kι η μάνα το ζηλεύει.
Τα μάτια η πείνα μαύρισε στα μάτια η μάνα μνέει
Στέkεται ο Σουλιώτης ο kαλός παράμερα kαι kλαίει.
Έχω τουφέkι σkοτεινό, τι σε έχω εγώ στο χέρι;
Οπού εσυ μου έγινες βαρύ kι ο Άραβας το ξέρει.

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>>53691164
Sorry I was doing some exercises (I should be studying hehehe). Thanks a lot for the feedback, I will see if the tips will work to me.

Thanks!

Una señora a un almacenero entra y le dice:
- Señor almacenero ¿a cuanto tiene los huevos?
- A 2 cm del culo vieja chota y la puta que te pario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipIivpYIh-Y
0:06

>>53691210
easy to understand if written but an impossible taks to understand if i hear someone speaking it

>>53692183
It's a very casual and village-y text, but believe you me, if you want to grasp the Greek accent, you will have to know these details. btw, it's from this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmt0BvBiK9w
I changed the lyrics so that it could suit you.

>>53691278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AVaJGKRK3S

>>53692377
>I should be studying
It's Saturday

>>53692344

As kind as this is.. I've no idea how to read that

>>53692491
no rest for the wicked :p

>>53692446
really? most of us speak slower than you spanish speakers
i can understand spanish if i pay atention and if the guy is not speaking ultra fast

>>53692328
Post Swedish, lad.

>>53691978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bxJuL75V4w

>>53692172
Pretty standrad Polish attempt :^).

>>53692482
STOP IT AHHHHHH
>World cup 2014
>blabla SELECÃO
REEEEE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TghYSDsK0G
>when your laugh sounds like a fucking macerator

>>53692069
This might just be the highest possible concentration of brazil you can have in a recording.

>>53692512
read>>53692462
Maybe the song will help you, it's very slow paced, and I chose it for this reason.

>>53692538
my experience might be biased because it's based on encounters with brazilians in dota and cs:go but i can't figure out most of the words they say.
aside from filho da puta, caralho, fuder, babaca, lixo, etc.

Is any of this at least understandable for a modern greek speaker?

Μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί᾽ Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε᾽ ἔθηkε,
πολλὰς δ᾽ ἰφθίμους ψυχὰς Ἄϊδι προΐαψεν
ἡρώων, αὐτοὺς δὲ ἑλώρια τεῦχε kύνεσσιν

>>53692813
Only tidbits can be picked up from that, ancient Greek and modern Greek are unfortunately vert different.

>>53692491
>>53692491
>implying that I have something else to do
>implying that I am not an engineering student that has exams monday

>>53692684
>encounters with brazilians in dota and cs:go
>filho da puta, caralho, fuder, babaca, lixo, etc
ayy
Brazilians in online games are fucking monkeys, even more than in real life

>>53692538
r8 >>53691528

>>53692922
all south americans are but brazilians have the benefit/disadvantage that not everyone can understand them.
peruvians on the other hand must be ambassadors of satan. all they do is make you suffer.

>>53692684
kek i played with argies and all they say is
boludo
boludo
boludo

>>53691528
kinda hard to understand but possible, also weird subject you are talking about, natural disaster, lol.

>>53693024
Whaaat? Every peruvian i've encountered in online games was bro-tier, they were super friendly and it always was really interesting trying to communicate with them, me speaking in portuguese and them in spanish, they were all very pacient and wanted to talk with me.
Oh well, maybe i've been lucky and only talked to the decent ones.

>>53693024
Nah mang, Peruvians are actually bros, unlike Bolivians.

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>>53692922
>Minha cara cuando aprendi portugues jogando dota 2 e algum dia vou visitar Brasil e tentar falar para praticar a lingua.

Nao quero parecer um macaco favelado

>>53693225
that's not an insult anymore but it means the same as cara 2bh

>>53693287
>>53693363
clearly you don't play dota. or you can't understand them.

>>53693441
DOTA is a satanists pasttime anyways, no doubt you'd find the shittiest of people there.

>>53693017
Post Polish

>>53693492
agreed. i'm guilty of raging a lot there.

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>>53693435
hue, eu tenho a impressão que conversei com você essa semana, ou pelo menos algum argentino que tinha problemas quando tentava falar com brasileiros no dota
Argentino esperto, enquanto os macacos te xingam você aprende a língua deles secretamente hueuahoeuheao

>>53693564
What's your MMR, argiebro?

>>53693577
Sim, eu lembro. Acho que foi num thread de vocaroo tambem.
Antes de jogar dota, eu nao tinha intençao de aprender portugues. Agora a lingua é quase um meme pra mim. Nao posso parar de rir tentando descifrar e reproduzir a linguagem dos macacos

>>53693834
3,8k ;_;

>>53693834
Comigo é praticamente a mesma coisa com espanhol, por algum motivo eu acho ele uma língua muito engraçada, ainda mais quando são sudacas falando.
Esse ano eu provavelmente vou viajar para o Peru então vou ter que aprender de verdade, ao invés de como uma língua meme

>>53694340
che cuantas copas tienes

>>53694402
jajajajajajajajja no te entiendo mi amigo gaúcho

So many south Americans in the thread these days ;_;

> tfw never learnt Spanish or Barbosa in school

>>53695322
>2011+5
>no habla castellano

>>53695322
It's usually just around this time Tbh, most europeans stop posting so we end up having to talking to each other

>>53682239
Nice proxy Ivan

>>53695322
Hey Nigel, how's that text coming along?

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>>53695946
Honestly?

I'm going to give it a crack when im not pissed. I just can't right now lad.

Sorry ;_;

>>53696345
Okay m8, I'll be waiting.

>>53695322
You are an englishman, strictly speaking you shouldn't had to learn any other language

"Hey Nige, poker tonight?
Maybe later"

>>53690896
>>53692201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cu0pU9j8Bx
I have no idea where to put the stresses on some of the words. Any slavs still up to comment?

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>>53688254
Bretty good.

>>53685095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bGzxSgmLBO

>>53697345
You should probably take that as a sign.

>>53697345

maybe in a bit, it still going?

>>53697295
that's no fun

>>53704698
>maybe in a bit, it still going?

cheeky m8

>>53685154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWzctlYfvn

>>53680520

God level English mode, good luck (even to you English speakers):

Hark!
Tolv two elf kater ten (it can't be) sax.
Hork!
Pedwar pemp foify tray (it must be) twelve.
And low stole o'er the stillness the heartbeats of sleep.
White fogbow spans. The arch embattled. Mark as capsules.
The nose of the man who was nought like the nasoes. It is self
tinted, wrinkling, ruddled. His kep is a gorsecone. He am Gascon
Titubante of Tegmine - sub - Fagi whose fixtures are mobil-
ing so wobiling befear my remembrandts. She, exhibit next, his
Anastashie. She has prayings in lowdelph. Zeehere green egg-
brooms. What named blautoothdmand is yon who stares? Gu-
gurtha! Gugurtha! He has becco of wild hindigan. Ho, he hath
hornhide! And hvis now is for you. Pensée! The most beautiful
of woman of the veilch veilchen veilde. She would kidds to my
voult of my palace, with obscidian luppas, her aal in her dhove's
suckling. Apagemonite! Come not nere! Black! Switch out!

>>53706603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QSnqM0pESe
I don't even know WTF I just said

>>53706831

Damn, that's impressive anon.

It's an excerpt of Finnegans Wake: Book III chapter 1. The entire book riddled with prose like (and crazier) than that.

>>53706906
Thanks m8

>>53706603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gx3LP2Otna

sorry for shite sound quality

>>53685306
>according to loo

>>53688452
>Because I know a lot of Brazilian people.
How many? a brazillion maybe? :^)

>>53692548
ive got the same laugh, dont be ashamed matey

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Hey can someone read this but in french please
"Charla is a faggot that just won't stop sucking cock"

>>53710316
Hey do this for me but say I surrender!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bJCSkKnMxj

Another sad song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GLNZ1LIAjd

This sad song goes out to Australia.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j6pGEwQl9I

>>53706603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TV79WohzDI

>>53710573
>>53710773
>>53710927

well done

>>53710573
you inspired me to sing

unfortunately it's 12 AM here so I am whispering...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hOZCjQeRxO

>>53711469
I did a second part. Sounds ok if you can get 'em sinked up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plH0BWUbHC

>>53711817
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hOZCjQeRxO

cool!

>>53711817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AunoWjNTHA

here...

>>53711966
forget it here is a longer one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yeYWzfDne8

Here's another song in Esperanto...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d3wG0KnKP5

>>53712019
I wish I knew how to use a music editor so I could properly overlap them.

>>53685095
Mashallah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QOIj2GQkXb

>>53686827
m8 this >>53713206 is a true british accent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Al4dNj25h3

>>53713775
What's that pagan crap supposed to mean?

>>53713869
It's a song about being comfy.

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>>53713775
kek

>>53713908
I know a song like that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08fOot7p2KL