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good vid desu
All Brits look like rotten toothed fucking faggots. British “people” (and I use the term in the loosest possible way, as there is nothing even remotely human about these bumfucking, backwards savages) are literally the worst, shittiest, lowest form of life ever shat out upon this great, green Earth. I completely and utterly loathe, nay, detest every single aspect of “Great” Britain and its subhuman inhabitants. I hate their asinine excuse for an “accent” (“Oy wot pip pip cheerio govnuh and a birra oll vat roit roit Bob’s yer uncle”). For a country that has the audacity to call itself “England” their grasp of the English language is at best, tenuous. And their insipid excuse for a “culture” - “Oy moit lets put on the telly and go shag a fag at the pub before we get beheaded by Muslims for not paying our TV licenses”. If every single British man, woman and child was slowly and painfully strangled to death, not a single tear would be shed for them. The British and their fucking island are nothing less than a blight, a blemish, a gargantuan black mark on the record of humanity. Look at their hilarious excuse for an “empire”. It takes a fuckload of nerve to bitch and moan about countries like Russia and Germany expanding their territory when the Shitish Empire enslaved a quarter of the fucking planet. The British are truly a mistake - I am not a religious man, but I have to believe in some sort of God - I mean, something as truly awful as Britain and its “people” cannot merely come about by accident. No, there is a God, and he is a cruel, vindictive son of a bitch, if the existence of British “people” are anything to go by. I can only sit and hope with all of my heart that something truly and utterly terrible befalls the British nation and its inhabitants.
best fookin choon you'll hear all monf lahs
>somehow end up on Poland's wiki page
>"Poland has a long-standing tradition of tolerance towards minorities, as well as an absence of discrimination on the grounds of religion, nationality or race. Prior to World War II, ethnic minorities made up a significant proportion of the Polish population. Poland has maintained a high level of gender equality, an established disability rights movement and promotes peaceful equality."
Im a Liverpool fan.
owen jones is off his trolley lads
The courts are trolling him hard
>Still no court date
>10 more months to call it in
>Suspended from uni until it's resolved
Going to be mad if they just let the clock run out, imagine being banned from the internet and suspended from uni for 1 for nothing
Eating turkey with racist southern white family
>tfw my mexican family doesn't celebrate thanksgiving
don't you think it's odd that there are an estimated 100 billion stars in our galaxy and 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe? makes me think astronomers are just pulling numbers out of their arse desu
>tfw a girl says she's not in love with you.
No m8. Turkey is terrible no matter how it's done or how you get it.
Dry as a bone and tasteless too. like a boring chicken. okay an even more boring chicken
Goose is just so greasy which only adds to the deliciousness
You're an ultra plen if you don't take to it iah (in all honesty)
Pink tank top. Shes the whitest one there.
Been wanking to some really distasteful porn recently.
Anyone ever seen that porn made by that sexpat in thailand where he hires loads of "high class" thai birds and basically has them dress up so over-sexualised it's ridiculous? Think it's Asian Street Meat or Asian Candy Pop or something.
Anyway he got these two skinny as fuck thais and had them in fishnets, heels, the lot. Treated them like complete slaves. Came like a racehorse when he spat in one of their mouths whilst fucking the other and she clearly didn't enjoy it but couldn't do anything to protest.
How's your day been?
>wrote mean things about girls
>they go to the university principal and get poleaboo suspended
>they go to the police next because that's not enough
>4 coppers turn up to his door monday morning
>arrest him again 6 months later for some more random shitpostss
>tfw living in norn iron
>tfw the republic or iron is decriminalise all drugs
>tfw this will effect the drug market here
>Tfw I will take day trips down to cork to buy cheap drugs and bring them back up north to sell to friends
>housemate is literally having sex next door and I can hear all of it
reached a new low lads
>this entire post
>how's your day been
I've been going to therapy for a while now and she has been reccommending changing my life in a big way. I haven't been able to get out of this depressed streak I've been in. I accomplish nothing
So I did it on a whim.
Just put a $10,000 non-refundable downpayment on an opportunity to climb mount everest.
I have done basically no climbing (some hiking here and there) and I don't leave until 16 months from now.
How much training do I need to accomplish this? Remember, there have been blind people and 60 year olds who succeeded. I'm a bit overweight, but not overly worried.
Jesus fucking Christ what a cock up that was. Wasn't expecting that, I've got tears in my eyes.
WHAT THE FUCK LADS THIS EXISTS
ah fuck you've got me I'll never come back here again
Lads have you ever noticed that it's nato and the west that are really the cunts of the world?
Russia and China don't really do anything while the west goes around toppling government's with glee.
Ubermensh tier - sweden gf, Kazahstan gf Irish gf
Good tier - japanese gf, jeish gf, Iran gf
Shit tier - everything else
>that came out beautiful!
>it came out perfect!
you should never feel guilty for wanking lad
I like those videos where they find the really shy and timid girls, they treat them nice and then suddenly slap and spit on them when they have a dick in their mouths. Breaking the bitches down, absolutely mind-fucking them
how many of you would describe yourself as smart underachievers?
>Gregg "one of the lads" Wallace
>Gregg "just a normal bloke like you, the viewer" Wallace
>Gregg "loudly enthusiastic in a false way" Wallace
>Gregg "an honest, hard working grafter" Wallace
>Gregg "cheeky chappy who shits on professional chefs despite having no experience as a cook" Wallace
We had a discussion about intelligence earlier.
I'm a stupid underachiever.
wish i could fall asleep and never wake up 2bh
its quite good 2bh try the demo first maybe
zero work ethic and not very smart but i still feel very under stimulated in job
think that adware thats been driving me INSANE is from my internet options being set to use a proxy
must have accidentally left it on when i was pissing about a while back and its a dodgy one haha
What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.
this is me
This is what your typical kshitter is actually like
joy has v small breasts tho
also never post joy again
Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken
I know a group that runs them in town used to go it was called catalyst, they're organising one soon and only give out the venue last minught so cops so when I get the venue I'll give you a shout we'll go spangered off our horses
She's a black girl but she doesn't have black features such as big lips/big nose and she speaks properly and such
No, I like the other girl more anyway. She's blue eyed blonde master race
>do you go on your own?
No I have a group of 3 really reliable drug head friends who we go with they are smart drug users use test kits and no 1 gram of MDMA in one night lol
I know loads of people who prefer to go alone because it's so much better
I'll have a look on facebook and goabase
Theres this one coming up the details will be rleased closer to the event so keep an eye peeled
might buy this http://www.amazon.co.uk/KingOfHearts-12-Pieces-Personal-Manicure-Pedicure/dp/B00D8RTU6C/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1448482642&sr=8-4&keywords=nail+clippers
seems like a good deal but not sure if i'd ever use it
No, just embrace it Anon
yeah lad just get interested in imperial Japanese history, nothing weeb about that
day off tomorrow lads then back in for another 7 days straight
Picked up some meme sauce today, is damned good.
I get next two days paid holiday and then the weekend off.
THANK YOU ENGLAND!
THANK YOU SMALLPOX!
THANK YOU SHINY BEADS!
this for 99p
and gray levis 511 for fiver
and bidding on brogues
uppa second hand skwadd
be a good gaff sure itll be june yeah? hopefully have a job and a big load of drug money by then
Let it go senpaitachi. Let go of the hatred.
It's in a wharehouse, nice set up psychedelic art on the walls and stuff, wee chillout rooms if you are bad tripping, having a bad one of a dodgy line, k-holing or just need to relax and smoke a joint.
Tbh get yourself a house and let know one you grow and as soon as they are finished get them chopped down sold and moved house my mate does thatt and makes some dosh
Should have went to primark for the socks, where else did you go?
Aye but I've know the bloke since coming here talking from the age of 6 stopped a class bullying him too and he became such a fighter haha, he has a lot of respect for me for that so knows he can trust me with anythign.