cute girls edition
tfw no jgf
having a go
>>51246527
>girls
Someone banter with me
someone make a new thread this is paedo tier shite
good edition
>>51246527
All my pictures are being saved and reposted
>>51246560
Got an appropriate image for this topic. You could say it was 'on-topic'.
Want to die Tbh
pls tell me they've been Blacked™
>>51246556
well that's a bit fucked lad, definitely hope he gets his pay docked for that
>>51246527
i want sauce
i would love to feel those smooth legs
Maisie
>>51246619
right here >>51246616
bought three books on amazon today lads
owen jones is so smart and sophisticated on the tell. like a man 20 years his senior
wish i could be his twink boy toy
bit of a headache desu
>>51246486
made me want to scratch my eyes and ears off
>>51246486
she's cute but that fucking voice
she sounds worse than JAv actresses
>>51246616
hmm, yes that is a japanese girl, that I would be very inclined to bring back to the British Isle and have her be my gf
>>51246625
i was thinking about contacting his supervisors to get him fired but it's the holiday season you know, don't want to ruin the lads christmas
>tfw no one loves you
>tfw no British gf
NEED to get out of bed
yorkshire puddings lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA&feature
>>51245891
>>51246560
told you what you should do
ive elevated it from 'Impossible' to 'Somewhat Within the Realms of Possibility'
http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-no-respite-english-language-propaganda-full-uncensored-youtube-daesh/
good vid desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNGYKXPcrg&index=78&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ
>>51246674
ily (i loathe you)
just bought a suit from jacamo for £20
Really need a piss haha
>>51246697
wew, took your time pham, was getting worried.
>>51246738
j a c a m o
J A C A M O
>>51246691
you are weak
>>51246718
doxxed
adele is a fat cow
f*cking meme artist
I like the "woke up at 12 and still havnt got out of bed" gimmick
>>51246738
its gonna look like a bit of rice paper
All Brits look like rotten toothed fucking faggots. British “people” (and I use the term in the loosest possible way, as there is nothing even remotely human about these bumfucking, backwards savages) are literally the worst, shittiest, lowest form of life ever shat out upon this great, green Earth. I completely and utterly loathe, nay, detest every single aspect of “Great” Britain and its subhuman inhabitants. I hate their asinine excuse for an “accent” (“Oy wot pip pip cheerio govnuh and a birra oll vat roit roit Bob’s yer uncle”). For a country that has the audacity to call itself “England” their grasp of the English language is at best, tenuous. And their insipid excuse for a “culture” - “Oy moit lets put on the telly and go shag a fag at the pub before we get beheaded by Muslims for not paying our TV licenses”. If every single British man, woman and child was slowly and painfully strangled to death, not a single tear would be shed for them. The British and their fucking island are nothing less than a blight, a blemish, a gargantuan black mark on the record of humanity. Look at their hilarious excuse for an “empire”. It takes a fuckload of nerve to bitch and moan about countries like Russia and Germany expanding their territory when the Shitish Empire enslaved a quarter of the fucking planet. The British are truly a mistake - I am not a religious man, but I have to believe in some sort of God - I mean, something as truly awful as Britain and its “people” cannot merely come about by accident. No, there is a God, and he is a cruel, vindictive son of a bitch, if the existence of British “people” are anything to go by. I can only sit and hope with all of my heart that something truly and utterly terrible befalls the British nation and its inhabitants.
>>51246738
pleb
>>51246755
>pham
>it's been nearly a month
>>51246738
You're going to look like shit m8.
Should have looked on ebay
>>51246738
are you a cheeky, chirpy, clinically obese 37yr old from the Midlands?
>>51246738
should be spelt giacomo
>>51246775
tsundere :3
who's your favourite pornstar lads?
literally me on the left
best fookin choon you'll hear all monf lahs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX9H76uOqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX9H76uOqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX9H76uOqs
me and the gf
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=294_1448467758
wew, seems like Ruben's lost his rag a bit
>>51246764
I know I am
This is ridiculous and needs to stop haha
>>51246738
lmao are you a 40 year old dad of five on minimum wage?
>>51246789
yeah, a bit sick of this now senpai
>>51246789
no problems here fa͡m
The girl poleaboo stalked hasn't dropped out of uni, she uploaded this university project a few weeks
https://vimeo.com/144494285
>>51246823
doxxed
>>51246846
what happened to poleaboo?
Space Engine lads
>>51246860
you're replying to him
>>51246860
Since?
>>51246860
he became a third person blog writer
>>51246823
>that American at the end
>somehow end up on Poland's wiki page
>"Poland has a long-standing tradition of tolerance towards minorities, as well as an absence of discrimination on the grounds of religion, nationality or race.[212] Prior to World War II, ethnic minorities made up a significant proportion of the Polish population. Poland has maintained a high level of gender equality, an established disability rights movement and promotes peaceful equality."
>
>>51246860
judge caught him posting and now he's not allowed internet. he has 24/7 surveillance
>>51246846
'bena
>who's your favourite pornstar lads?
>>51246807
Mizuna Rei as always
https://twitter.com/fuckeveryword
i bet this is just a plot so he can say "fuck faggots" as publicly as possible without being called a homophobe
>>51246909
Fucking lel
>>51246909
How do they get those giant flags into the stadium? That must be a good few metres thick when folded or rolled up.
>>51246885
wew
>>51246889
Recently I guess
I only wank to porn when I am drunk
>>51246755
No worries, just been a bit busy.
>>51246807
Adriana Chechik
lads is this article actually about Poleaboo? thought he lived in Scotland? http://thetab.com/uk/aberystwyth/2015/11/24/aber-student-hid-camera-toilet-brush-spy-housemates-shower-4657
Im a Liverpool fan.
>>51246815
we should invade 'em lads.
What's the legality of that 2bh?
>these are all galaxies
SPOOKY
Have an amazing tailored suit I bought off some pld chink in Hong Kong, his shop was cheap as fuck.
>>51247007
>But he denied any wrongdoing, saying he didn’t realise the practise was illegal.
surely sounds like it
>I only wank to porn when I am drunk
>>51247007
It's an epidemic.
What are you lads doing for thanksgiving?
>>51247040
bigot
>just need an eye exam because i've been squinting
>mother schedules an appointment with a fucking opthalmologist
ffs lads been waiting like 3 months for a goddamn eye exam
>>51246972
Really? I only wank to porn when I'm not drunk
>>51247013
she's prefect
owen jones is off his trolley lads
haha
>>51246967
Nothing
The courts are trolling him hard
>Charged
>Still no court date
>10 more months to call it in
>Suspended from uni until it's resolved
Going to be mad if they just let the clock run out, imagine being banned from the internet and suspended from uni for 1 for nothing
>>51247007
no
>>51247103
Eating turkey with racist southern white family
>tfw my mexican family doesn't celebrate thanksgiving
>>51247124
All you need to do is go to the opticians desu
How much will you have to pay?
>>51247103
eating
>>51247007
don't think so, afaik the police didn't know about his hidden cam; he was arrested for stalking other girls.
>>51247039
don't you think it's odd that there are an estimated 100 billion stars in our galaxy and 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe? makes me think astronomers are just pulling numbers out of their arse desu
>>51247160
perfect*********
>>51247103
I've got to go to the post office.
>>51247167
So you got done because you set up cameras in the toilet is that correct? How were you discovered?
>>51247179
>All you need to do is go to the opticians
i know but it's too late to cancel the appointment
nothing since i have insurance
>>51247168
Goose > Turkey
get your family on to it pronto
for serious
>>51247165
he's becoming a parody of himself
>>51247103
>>51247168
>>51247180
>>51247217
fuck off yanks
>>51247103
when is it
>The Police arrested Walker, who promptly admitted in an interview: “Okay, it was me. I was filming the girls. I’m a perv.”
>>51247165
surely thats not his real account
>>51246569
Cunt
FUCK OFF YANKS
>>51247165
what video is this from
>>51247213
200 to 400 billion stars, 100 to 200 billion galaxies or something
Y u no UKIP?
>>51247168
i was going to say you sounded mexican but didnt want to be rude
vote trump btw
>>51247241
*teleports away*
>>51247250
26th
>>51247250
Tomorrow according to the internet.
>>51246674
>tfw a girl says she's not in love with you.
>>51247231
No part of this post is correct
want to watch a film but can't be arsed
>>51247235
Turkey isn't even bad, I'm just convinced every brit is unable to cook it properly.
>>51247241
Your country wouldn't exist if it weren't for us yanks, so you better apologize.
>>51247303
But I am
>>51246527
Is that a vag piercing on the right?
>>51247103
Nothing because I'm not a yank
>>51247327
>>51247311
hmm lets see
oh thats right, im on the 'chon
>>51246738
>>51247329
>1.75MB pixelated png that should be a jpg all day long
gas thine self
choose your wench
>>51247305
How did I sound mexican? Also I am voting for trump but only for the memes. I'll miss my uncle once they deport him for the second time.
>>51247331
Remind me what happened then
>I'm not a yank
>no kpop gf
>>51247394
id rather get aids
>>51247394
2, 4, 3, 1
>>51247394
3 hands down
>>51247384
I was in a rush to make sure I got the screencap you insufferable oaf.
>>51247345
No m8. Turkey is terrible no matter how it's done or how you get it.
Dry as a bone and tasteless too. like a boring chicken. okay an even more boring chicken
Goose is just so greasy which only adds to the deliciousness
You're an ultra plen if you don't take to it iah (in all honesty)
>>51247394
literally none
look like chucky on the rack
>>51247423
you can get aids and bang a slag
>>51247329
lel
>essex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25cgcujxd_8
>>51247394
why are they orange
>>51247446
>>51247429
>>51247412
left to right or right to left you spastics
>>51247394
Pink tank top. Shes the whitest one there.
>>51247454
Turkey is just a gimmick to sell at Christmas honestly
literally would meet up with anyone ITT for a 1 on 1 fight
i would batter any one of you
>>51247421
good
>>51246807
lily carter
>>51247290
some paki beating up a thief
>>51247416
>tumblr_inline_nrwo01QivV1r7h0b1_500.jpg
>>51247168
>>51247235
>>51247345
>>51247454
fuck off murderer
Need a name for my website lads
>>51247454
I like turkey but it can be really dry and disgusting.
Heard the yanks deep fry whole turkeys for thanksgiving desu.
>>51247454
Choose the dark meat, and dip in gravy. Problem solved. I didn't know there was another way to eat turkey.
>>51247394
3,4,1,2
>>51247516
St. Pancras, 10 minutes
>>51247547
thailass.zz.mu
Been wanking to some really distasteful porn recently.
Anyone ever seen that porn made by that sexpat in thailand where he hires loads of "high class" thai birds and basically has them dress up so over-sexualised it's ridiculous? Think it's Asian Street Meat or Asian Candy Pop or something.
Anyway he got these two skinny as fuck thais and had them in fishnets, heels, the lot. Treated them like complete slaves. Came like a racehorse when he spat in one of their mouths whilst fucking the other and she clearly didn't enjoy it but couldn't do anything to protest.
How's your day been?
>>51247487
lack of potato in their diet
>>51247494
>right to left
What kind of fucking autist does that
>>51247547
>>51247547
www.imgayandliketosuckdickallthetime.co.uk
>>51247547
pen island
>>51247538
Vegans need to stop assuming that everyone is emotionally stable in good health and fully responsible for their own diet.
>>51247413
>wrote mean things about girls
>they go to the university principal and get poleaboo suspended
>they go to the police next because that's not enough
>4 coppers turn up to his door monday morning
>arrest him again 6 months later for some more random shitpostss
>>51247516
>batter
not a piece of cod m8
>tfw living in norn iron
>tfw the republic or iron is decriminalise all drugs
>tfw this will effect the drug market here
>Tfw I will take day trips down to cork to buy cheap drugs and bring them back up north to sell to friends
>>51247585
a yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMexzk3TA8
>>51247585
>What kind of fucking autist does that
one of the posts i responded to was canadian
>housemate is literally having sex next door and I can hear all of it
>im wanking
reached a new low lads
>>51247569
goose is all the dark meat
thanks for proving my point
>>51247615
>mean things
What mean things?
>>51247160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNRt95Ks4Ec
>>51247647
Delete this
>>51247579
>this entire post
>how's your day been
Why do some of you benders want to be a girl who's a slut for black men?
my headphones got snagged and i got so fed up i just pulled it til it snapped
no more vocaroos haha
>>51247650
walk in "by accident" to get a look x
>>51247579
leng us a link laddie
>>51247569
>dip in gravy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg99tk6vys
>>51247650
Freckles Tbh
>>51247579
best description of thai street meat ive read
they all look bout 14 tbfhwy
>thanksgiving
Should I get a shower at 9 or before 9?
>>51247579
Don't know. I've been wanking exclusively to pooing for the last few months actually.
>>51247705
>Brits will NEVER have real gravy
Feels sorry tbqhfam
>>51247711
"""so""" """called""" """"""ISIS"""""""
>>51247667
>She's a whore
>Fuck her for ignoring me
>Here's a facebook pic of her
Didn't even read the entire thread, thought all the posts were by poleaboo
>>51247579
Watch JAV schoolgirl time stop lad SDMS955
>yanks
I've been going to therapy for a while now and she has been reccommending changing my life in a big way. I haven't been able to get out of this depressed streak I've been in. I accomplish nothing
So I did it on a whim.
Just put a $10,000 non-refundable downpayment on an opportunity to climb mount everest.
I have done basically no climbing (some hiking here and there) and I don't leave until 16 months from now.
How much training do I need to accomplish this? Remember, there have been blind people and 60 year olds who succeeded. I'm a bit overweight, but not overly worried.
>>51247757
>anime
>>51247757
>>51247771
Do they make some different sort of gravy?
>>51247788
looking good
>>51247771
You DON'T NEEED GRAVYY WITH GOOOOOSE
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PLEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0800 28 29 30
who has phoned this number from a telephone box before
>>51247771
Oh mate we haver real gravy, we just have it on the meat not to dip in.
>>51247790
should have just done the appalachian trail you mong
now youre gonna have to go to nepal fs
too many yanks in here
>>51247788
What is this masterpiece?
>>51246692
Jesus fucking Christ what a cock up that was. Wasn't expecting that, I've got tears in my eyes.
>>51247788
there's a place in london that'll do that
>>51247650
THREESOME :^)
(record it)
>>51247579
>she clearly didn't enjoy it
This is my fetish.
I love it when they genuinely hate doing porn, especially when it's with some big fat greasy guy.
wish you could just lift a finger and dinner appears instead of having to do standing up and moving and cooking
>nato saying they won't get involved in Turkey and Russias dispute
Ha ha get fucked T*rks
>>51247845
alri
WHAT THE FUCK LADS THIS EXISTS
>>51247845
all
me
>>51247837
why dont they just go to /fat/ ?
>>51247814
>tfw asking what a tit wank was and sniggering down the line as a 12 year old
https://twitter.com/leicesterliz/status/660492295159066624
>>51247896
ah fuck you've got me I'll never come back here again
>>51246692
>>51247843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPYaiZS8ek
Fucking kek he apologised
I have an eastern european gf and she has lovely big tits, are you jealous?
test
>tfw can feel the depressions coming
>>51247939
honestly no
Was to coked and xanxax barrer up to realise I've been using my graffiti sketchpad as the keyboard for ten minutes
>>51247703
http://www.perfectgirls.net/365330/Horny_Thai_brunettes_are_about_to_have_a_threesome_with_a_rich_guy_they_have_just_met
skanks
Lads have you ever noticed that it's nato and the west that are really the cunts of the world?
Russia and China don't really do anything while the west goes around toppling government's with glee.
what are you lot doing for thanksgiving?
it was brits that ate the dinner with the native americans desu
>>51247885
I'm not surprised, northerners love curry sauce.
>>51247939
Evidence is required
feeling v sad right now haha
>>51247956
What does it feel like m8? Emptiness?
Ubermensh tier - sweden gf, Kazahstan gf Irish gf
Good tier - japanese gf, jeish gf, Iran gf
Shit tier - everything else
Piss>poop>british girl
>>51247849
once wanked over a girl clearly trying not to cry as she sucked a huge cock
felt bad afterwards desu
>>51247935
Not surprised, saw the comments disabled I bet they ripped him a new one after that
>>51248001
chin up
>>51247967
bender
>>51247915
she's a tory cunt
>>51247979
>ate the dinner
You mean genocide?
>>51247976
This tbqh. Russia and China aren't the bad guys, but either is the west, we're all fucked up big countries taking advantage of little countries.
>>51248041
im actually very not a bender
>>51247974
crikey, not the best looking birds
Tim Whatacock has left Bargain Hunt lads
>>51247579
honestly love watching thais get abused by white men
>>51247814
once rang up and said when I cum it comes out thick like brie
imagine the amount of prank calls this place has gotten
>>51247976
>>51248072
Stop getting radicalized lads
>>51248000
'no'
>>51248089
what a cock
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my borsch is very hot lads
>>51247692
Lorelei Lee in Rocco's Power Slave
how the fuck is someone in their early-mid twenties meant to buy a house
>>51247979
Nobody cares.
What did you do for Bonfire Night?
>>51248088
makes it all the better
they are worthless yet have been dressed up
europorn is the best for it though because the girls are actually fit
>>51248130
you are not
Hi
Obligatory song to listen to on diazepam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfGYSHy1jQs
>>51248130
htb
>>51248048
>>51248130
Why would someone in their early mid twenties need to buy a house?
>>51248104
oh :^c
>>51248159
Hey hello
>>51248147
europorn? you mean them red light district videos?
>>51247915
Liz is cute. Cute!
>>51248159
hello
>>51248130
By using money
>>51248159
Hey
>>51248072
>Russia and China aren't the bad guys
They fuck their own people and completely drain smaller countries
Gonna get into the spirit of thanksgiving by genociding another race 2bh
think ill do ham and eggs tonight
its pretty decent but the thought of making it and doing the washing makes me want to do a dead
however babby needs to get swole
>>51248175
so they don't have to literally flush money down the toilet on rent
>>51248164
Obligatory song to listen to on any drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ynd2A91cXA
>>51248203
>>51248198
>>51248183
alri?
got a pizza cooking x
>>51246692
>that came out beautiful!
>it came out perfect!
>>51248231
Not a fan the coke makes it sound spooky
>>51248130
i'm 26 and easily
>>51248243
Giz us a slice when it's done x
>>51248032
you should never feel guilty for wanking lad
I like those videos where they find the really shy and timid girls, they treat them nice and then suddenly slap and spit on them when they have a dick in their mouths. Breaking the bitches down, absolutely mind-fucking them
>>51248208
>Implying the US doesn't do the same
>>51248216
Better than flushing it down the toilet on a mortgage desu
good morning lads xo
come down with a bit of white guilt lads
better call in sick for tomorrow :(
>>51248243
what toppings family?
>>51248216
how much is your rent
>>51248130
I am 22 and I have a half million pound flat tbqh
harold shipman lmao
>>51248258
you don't look 26
>>51248322
peperoni and sausage
had a sweet chili chicken wrap for lunch today too it was lovely, only £2 too absolute bargain ngl might go again tomorrow
>>51248354
>tfw balding
>>51247939
What was the name of your european gf. Abdulla? Sahiba? Mohammed?
>>51248216
anyone without children paying a mortage is also wasting money
>>51248363
you can have some of my pizza
>>51248345
lucky
>the City of Manchester
Based Mandzu
>>51248399
*unzips your pizza*
mmm smells good
>>51248307
check your privilege every 4-6 hours and keep drinking water
get better soon x
>citeh
Im in love with the coco
>>51247394
They're all pretty fucked up and inbred-looking.
>>51248374
Where from?
Boots meal deal is proper good too, 3.29 and the wraps are quite nice but a little small but you get crisps and drink/pudding too
>>51248397
how so?
>>51248413
*slaps your cheek repeatedly with my hard penis*
what toppings do you want?
>>51248020
9 months later we'll know which one got the front and which the back
>>51248459
*cock
fixed
>>51248459
me too
>>51248480
Just from a small shop near work, not a small wrap like from tescos or anything it was big and must have been cooked in mordor because I couldn't even hold the thing ha ha
>>51248502
bit gay lad
what are the biggest ethnic groups in the britannia region?
White British is not an ethnic group btw
>>51248446
It'll be a dramatic finish in typical City style
>>51248459
I got it from the lowlow
*unzips you*
coco pops for dinner lads
>>51248347
How did he kill people? Poison?
need to build up a decent order on amazon lads
how many of you would describe yourself as smart underachievers?
Considering copping Endless Legend
thoughts?
>Gregg "one of the lads" Wallace
>Gregg "just a normal bloke like you, the viewer" Wallace
>Gregg "loudly enthusiastic in a false way" Wallace
>Gregg "an honest, hard working grafter" Wallace
>Gregg "cheeky chappy who shits on professional chefs despite having no experience as a cook" Wallace
>>51248586
just bought a pen from amazon 2bh
>>51248589
We had a discussion about intelligence earlier.
I'm a stupid underachiever.
>>51248628
lol random
>>51248459
iktf
>>51248589
average intelligence with zero work ethic desu
>>51248537
celts
>>51248632
more of the middle one
>>51248589
>yourself
*yourselves
not you obviously
>>51248638
what?
/brit/ is honestly the most inane and interesting thing whenever I high on stimulants the chaos is akin
>>51248624
haha he's a proper cheeky chappy
>>51248632
2,3,1
>>51248404
very
wish i could fall asleep and never wake up 2bh
>>51248597
its quite good 2bh try the demo first maybe
>>51248589
zero work ethic and not very smart but i still feel very under stimulated in job
>>51246775
So much bait
Fuck off yank
>>51248632
whats going on with the middles pointy left tit
i'll go no more a roving with you fair maid
>>51248667
feck
I'm fucking with the plug daughter
>>51248690
BUTTERY
just want to climb into the bath and cut my femoral artery hehe
think that adware thats been driving me INSANE is from my internet options being set to use a proxy
must have accidentally left it on when i was pissing about a while back and its a dodgy one haha
>>51246775
What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, fucker n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "clever" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.
>>51248700
Ah eternal sleep
for tea last night i had a pack of these
any of you lads up for a shag
>>51248459
very good lad
>>51248730
good post micks on suicide watch
planning a big *exaggerates with hands* big wank to maisie x-rays from when she used to wear jumpers with no bra later
dont have any fuckign olive oil so had to go with pasta Night Ruined
>>51248730
literally all me
gf just sent me this lol
Just had a wank to footjob stuff for the first time.
>>51248771
You not degenerate it up tonight lad?
>>51248763
nice diet mate
>>51248763
What the fuck are they?
>>51248807
jam mallows
>>51248789
that's what i was aiming for you toilet fucker
post screenshot
>>51248803
no lad, had a nice clean week so far (if you exclude the early hours of monday)
will continue that way until friday
>>51248589
i'd say im median average but not mean average
>>51248807
like a shortbread biscuit with mallow and jam on them :3
>>51248794
omo..
>>51248763
fast track to diabeetus lol
>>51248783
alri luigi wheres mario
>>51248841
Think I'll join you on a speed and benzo binge that day
>>51248794
Need a wide-hipped, curvy kgf with pillowy soft breasts for breeding RIGHT NOW
>>51248632
is this a photo?
this is me
>>51248839
>i dropped out of newcastle primary skool
lost it
>>51248879
ah nice, very good
i'll probably be going out though so won't be able to shitpost on here with you
This is what your typical kshitter is actually like
>>51248680
good lad
*strokes your knees*
>>51248916
Of to a illegal rave hopefully mucker
>>51248911
nice one dave
doing angry pressups
>#8MonthsWithoutZayn
Wish normies would just die tbfqfhwylimho
>>51248941
>philippines
shit taste in asians as well as everything else desu
>>51248941
fuck off vogue
>tfw have to get up at 5:30am tomorrow
doing joyful pressups
you're all sad
*flies away*
>>51248938
joy has v small breasts tho
also never post joy again
>>51248838
not actually all me tbqh
>>51248977
>press-ups
Enjoy your rolled shoulders, Quasimodo.
>>51248970
wew lad
A girl told me that she enjoys my social awkwardness today
What does she mean by this
wish i never had to talk to anyone again
>>51249008
>tfw have to get up at 5:45 every day
what is life
need a gf for emotional support right now
>>51249011
>*flies away*
this is MY gimmick
>>51249030
she wants your penis inside her
>>51249022
>mfw used to do 60 a night
>suddenly rotator cuff problems
>year later and still rotator cuff problems
Need to get it sorted desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ
Trying to learn this.
>>51249030
she finds it/you cute and wants you to put your willy in her
>>51249016
fuck off juniper
>>51249008
what time do you usually get up?
i do 6:30 weekdays with a fortnightly 6:00
>>51249016
fuck sake
need a good tv show to watch
>>51248970
where???
>>51249064
it's a really really good one
>>51249078
>>51249068
Doing so would make me a race traitor and I cannot bring dishonour to my family name
>>51249029
Why not check https://www.goabase.net/ for them near you you get top of the grade a dealers there, proper hippes.
>guy blending a lobster shell on masterchef
jej
>>51249012
just force her to get implants
so what happened with the Greeks lads?
>>51249108
is she a qt muslim gf? or a disgusting ape?
>>51249060
Ugh, damn.
>>51249090
At around 7am. Sometimes later.
Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken
>>51249108
good lad
>>51249102
Rome
>>51249135
EUSSR struck them down
>>51249104
I know a group that runs them in town used to go it was called catalyst, they're organising one soon and only give out the venue last minught so cops so when I get the venue I'll give you a shout we'll go spangered off our horses
>>51248941
>marbig
Poor choice in storage boxes there m8
quimothy quimblebottom
>>51249106
thanks you can use it since youre such a cutie
>>51249132
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew gross
>>51249108
not even if you wrap your willy
>>51249022
rolled because of my gigantiform muscles i am magnificent address me as "lord" when in my empyrean presence you thrall fuck
>>51249130
that's normal mate, people always blend the whole shell
>>51249135
sounds just like the students desu
>>51249179
soon as in this weekend or wha?
>>51249141
when do you have the daughter rape pencilled in for
>>51249127
could probably do a london one sometime desu
do you go on your own?
>>51249139
She's a black girl but she doesn't have black features such as big lips/big nose and she speaks properly and such
>>51249198
No, I like the other girl more anyway. She's blue eyed blonde master race
desu
>>51249233
Probably not mate sorry
>>51249195
wish i had shittier eyesight, glasses would suit me
reminder the apprentice is on tonight
>>51249142
good lad
on the verge of doing a fat shit
>>51249254
well my brew doesnt come in til thursday la xx
>>51249213
thats a dumb meamee
you dont even have to pay the loan back its voluntary
AND HE SAID
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
WHERE BEER DOES FLOW AND MEN CHUNDER
CAN'T YOU HEAR, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE THUNDER
YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER
>>51249237
bad meem
>>51249276
thought the same thing now I actually need glasses and I hate them
>>51249213
but we have to pay our loans back, they take it out of our salaries
I want to sniff those girls knee pits...
>>51249288
as usual watched the first 2 episodes and was reminded why i hate it
>>51249276
ill trade
can't see for shit
have to wear contact lenses or be stuck in the tunnel of glasses
>>51249299
arro
>>51249326
gant
>>51249276
my eyesight is very bad but i use contract lenses
>>51249245
>do you go on your own?
No I have a group of 3 really reliable drug head friends who we go with they are smart drug users use test kits and no 1 gram of MDMA in one night lol
I know loads of people who prefer to go alone because it's so much better
>>51249295
I'll have a look on facebook and goabase
Theres this one coming up the details will be rleased closer to the event so keep an eye peeled
https://www.goabase.net/party/alien-vibration/87029
>>51249334
right behind the knee?
that's a bit lewd
going to do a big wank tomorrow
might buy this http://www.amazon.co.uk/KingOfHearts-12-Pieces-Personal-Manicure-Pedicure/dp/B00D8RTU6C/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1448482642&sr=8-4&keywords=nail+clippers
seems like a good deal but not sure if i'd ever use it
want to go to japan without looking like a weab is that possible?
>>51249350
contacts make my eyes burn desu
>>51249437
lamo
just realised i haven't left the house since sunday evening haha
need to go buy food or something
>>51249455
I did a clothes shop on Monday haha
>>51249437
No, just embrace it Anon
>>51249437
yeah lad just get interested in imperial Japanese history, nothing weeb about that
>>51249446
been wearing them for nearly 10 years no problems as of yet
>>51249421
I have one nearly identical. I just use the clippers, fuck knows what the other instruments of torture are for.
>>51249353
goabase is all germany anol
>>51249476
>nothing weeb about that
day off tomorrow lads then back in for another 7 days straight
>>51249501
No mate I got a illegal rave in ireland sorted through it
sonny digital want some more nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mapzBgsGqaI
wanna put my penis inside joy desu
>>51249505
that's grim m8
Picked up some meme sauce today, is damned good.
>>51249501
>>51249521
Look keep an on this one lad
It's going to be in Belfast I've been before
https://www.goabase.net/party/alien-vibration/87029
Would be good craic if we both showed up
is there a browser extension to make webms? would be useful
>>51249437
Yes
>>51249505
so what
what else are you going to do?
>people unironically listen to psytrance in 2015
wew
>>51249505
££££££££ stacking up doe? hope you're saving/investing a chunk of it.
>>51249521
how far of a troop from belfast
>>51249554
im gonna pull a michael stone at it kill all degenerates
>>51249505
what do you do
>>51249503
>watching japs squirm when you tell them Hirohito wasn't a pacifist
>weeb
>>51249505
I get next two days paid holiday and then the weekend off.
THANK YOU ENGLAND!
THANK YOU SMALLPOX!
THANK YOU SHINY BEADS!
>>51249469
good lad
what did you buy
>>51249486
was wondering that myself
literally can't think how they could be useful haha
>>51249595
Working with robots
>>51249590
Just in the town mate I know all the blokes I've your back like these boys would be racking you lines of ket and shit they're nice blokes
>>51249598
>I get the weekend off
christ wageslaves are pathetic
>>51249505
nice sad green frogman
>>51249645
FOYN (fuck off yank neet)
>>51249586
spend it on women 2bh
>>51249595
store manager
>>51249600
this for 99p
and gray levis 511 for fiver
and bidding on brogues
uppa second hand skwadd
>>51249626
be a good gaff sure itll be june yeah? hopefully have a job and a big load of drug money by then
>>51249598
not all holiday is paid for in America? fucking lol
>>51249681
>wearing dead men's clothes
>>51249600
jeans, trainers, socks and underwear desu
took me ages to find a decent pair of jeans in next desu
Gucci Mane is the modern day big daddy kane desu
>>51249545
do you think she enjoys rough sex
I want to wolfbag her
Let it go senpaitachi. Let go of the hatred.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWjN3YR0rYI
>>51249681
It's in a wharehouse, nice set up psychedelic art on the walls and stuff, wee chillout rooms if you are bad tripping, having a bad one of a dodgy line, k-holing or just need to relax and smoke a joint.
Very friendfly
Tbh get yourself a house and let know one you grow and as soon as they are finished get them chopped down sold and moved house my mate does thatt and makes some dosh
lel
>>51249704
i just buy my jeans of asos desu, they seem to be decent enough
>>51249681
Unironically bought a ox bloodversion of that small world
>>51249742
well hes obviously let you know he grows hehe
sounds some venue like im coming in for a gurn
can't think of anything to post
might steal that australians vegan gimmick
>>51249681
I could've sworn I saw that image on /fa/.
>>51249755
bought some jeans off asos and they are actually quite nice
first pair i bought off the internet that actually fit as they said too
>>51249755
I've never used asos tbhonest, I like getting my jeans from next though
>>51249704
Should have went to primark for the socks, where else did you go?
>>51249803
Aye but I've know the bloke since coming here talking from the age of 6 stopped a class bullying him too and he became such a fighter haha, he has a lot of respect for me for that so knows he can trust me with anythign.
>>51249822
i'm in the process of buying the rights to that gimmick actually.
>>51249590
Telling the PSNI about your online threat tbqh lad.
>>51246909
>Not wanting hoards of invaders to take over your country = hating minorities
>>51249822
i'm not a vegan, i like eggs and milk
>>51249844
get all my work pants and shirts from Next, super comfortable and last ages
>84 posters
>500 posts
>only on page 6
we're cooking on gas tonight
new thread?
>>51249878
I didn't realize it was trademarked already. I won't steal it then, don't want to get into a legal mess desu
spending my time christmas shopping when i should be working :x
senpai
>>51249844
try it sometime desu
it's not bad
>>51249907
it auto-sages after like 340 posts
Rate my shopping lis
Close friend = magic flight box
Mum = Perfume and kindle
Step-dad = Kettlebells and protein shake
Brother = Lenovo laptop
Good idead?
>>51249952
>>51249952
>>51249952
EVERYONE IN HERE NEW THREAD
>>51249864
Next for the jeans/socks/underwear, I only wear next socks and underwear because they're top levels of comfy. Got my trainers from JD
>>51249904
Yeah me too and they're not that expensive either.. I should probably buy new work shoes though because my current ones are from primark and they were about £13 and they're absolute shite lel
>>51249976
are you retarded
Can't wait for the Trumpening to be honest.
>>51250029
Make sure you got nice straight cut crinkled denim jeans baiu
>>51248911
Only the right one is qt but has horrible legs.