I wish I was born in Montreal so I would be fluent in 2 languages.
>born in the greatest nation on Earth
>don't have to bother with non-civilized languages
>tfw French was basically the language of international communication before ww1
Imagine the world speaking a real language instead of this ugly burp of Germanic and French roots.
USA just spoiled everything again.
Take a class. You can learn, you're just lazy.
Just learn esperanto so you wont be monolingual