Why the Dutch are so tall?

>>51190644
[SELF REPORTING INTENSIFIES]

>>51190644
Selective breeding?

They stand on feces and put their fathers cum in their hair.

>>51190679

>dinaric manlets report in the seize a single claim to fame

That's a state secret.

You're not allowed to know.

>>51190644

>

Clogs and tampering with national height reports.

>>51190644
Because they're scrawny Icelandics

Historically all the low dutch people drowned in the floods, so now only tall people genetics are left.

>>51190644
Because they're not Japanese

>>51190848
Our cover has been blown!
Quick everyone get to your viking longboats and sail back to the motherland!


>>51190644
The true answer is that we are so far below sea level, the air is denser so when the children grow there is more oxygen to sustain their growth. Also we kill all manlets to limit our countries exposure to nasty consequences of the inevitable flooding of our glorious nation.

>>51190644
In case of the sudden rise of the sea level

>>51190644
Cheese and seafood.

they'd drown otherwise

>>51190679
Manlet detected. Here in America, I feel extremely average being 183cm. When I went to the Netherlands, there were times I legitimately felt short.

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>>51190644

Pure Darwinism.

Think of the Suricats, they live in plains covered by a layer of grass and small plants and they get tall by standing up everynow and then to watch out for predators. It's pure survival instint.

Same with the Dutchies. They were average people, even full normies, until one day the Duque de Alba started to venture into their plains.

I'm on the tall end with 193cm. My dad is 203cm. I'm so glad I stopped growing in length, my dad has difficulty getting propely fitting clothes and shoes

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>>51191140
>meanwhile the dutch lie about their height that the difference between measured and self reported is ~5cm
mfw I live in the Dinarics, literally the place where the tallest people on earth live

They're not so tall anymore due to all the manlet shitskins they are importing.

>>51191267
>m-muh Dinarics

That's not a country retard. Should we just list Frisia as well? Our average would shoot up too.

>>51191336
>sweden got more shitskins this year than we got in 10 years combined

JUST

>>51190644
they ate a lot of cum for breakfast when they were little

>>51191336
>shitskins
>Dutch
>ever

>>51191453
we have a serious turk problem

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>>51191404
We aren't breeding with them like the dutchies are.

>>51191404
>That's not a country retard. Should we just list Frisia as well? Our average would shoot up too.
But Netherlands is not even the tallest country on average, top kek.

>>51191190
>lamarckism

>>51191484
You also have quite a few Moroccans I've understood. Dutch people are still Dutch people, though.

>>51191267
we would be way taller if we removed all foreigners. I mean saying your the tallest based on one particular place is like saying, hurr durr if you only measure people above 185 in our cunt we are the tallest !!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

>>51191503
proofs.jpg

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it's so they can keep their head above water when their country fucking drowns

>>51191503
we are desu, why so salty

>>51190644

Tall men had more children than short men because of sexual selection.

>>51191565
>>51191608
Ethnic Swedish/Norwegian people are probably taller than ethnic Dutch people tbqh.

>>51191565

Average of Dutch males is 184.4 cm or something like that (excluding foreigners).

>he fell for le dutch are tall maymay
lmao, all people in their national team are <180cm

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>>51191596
that was actually a good one

>>51191664
None of those players are ethnically Dutch.

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>>51191500
Not voluntarily no

>>51191664
Yeah height is a total advantage in football right?

>>51191664
because 95% of france is black because their team is black and 100% of the argentinan population has black hair because their team does too

>>51191565
>I mean saying your the tallest based on one particular place is like saying, hurr durr if you only measure people above 185 in our cunt we are the tallest !!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
But the Dinaric alps are not a "particular place" someone gerrymanded and excluded all the mantlets.


>>51191576
>>51191608
>>51191654
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world

You're only 2nd place when "SELF-REPORTED" but when actually measured or estimated you magically lose height. Weird.

>>51191742
Sneijder is Dutch and he's 170cm

>>51191752
Not even all players in out NT have black hair...

>>51191748
What do you think would happen to the average woman who reports a rape to the police in a third-world country? Wake up, van der vaarmaat.

>be full blooded Frisian
>1m75 tall

I hate my genes

>>51191812
MUH
DINARIC
ALPS

It's not a real country, get over it manlet

>>51191812
clap your hands together, you are officially 1cm longer on average

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>all Dutch women date black men, they only way I could find a proper white woman to marry was going to Argentina

King Willem of the Netherlands

>>51191812
>cherrypicking a region and barely being taller than us despite all the shitskins

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>51191917

>longer

>>51191951
taller

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>>51191917
>clap your hands together, you are officially 1cm longer on average

>>51191939
[SELF REPORTING INTENSIFIES]

Slovenian average is actually ~1cm less but I live in the dinaric mountain range so suck it faggot

>>51191936
>being proud that dutch men kek your women
You ok Argentina?

Why can't Netherlands bring back the Afrikaner people instead of importing brown Moroccan/Turk people who don't speak your language and refuses to integrate?

>>51191939

>despite the shitskins

Fuck off faggot, it says right there that without "shitskins", young Dutch males have an actual measured height of 181cm.

Face it, there are other taller nations like Montenegro.

>>51192032
[CHERRYPICKING TALLEST PEOPLE OF ONE REGION INTENSIFIES]
muh dinaric alps

>>51192051
>your kingdom has a black Queen
>somehow we are the kucks
You ok Nederpoop?

>>51192032
>16-18 age range

Holy shit you're barely taller than our kids

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>51191484
Exactly
Oh fuck i am one

Because their land is sinking and they need to stay above water

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>>51192087
>>51192102
>yfw that one region is bigger than the Netherlands
It's okay, you can report an extra few cm next time

>>51192192
>yfw we cherrypick frisia we will be tallest

>>51192192
>hover over flag
>it doesn't say Dinaric Alps
>keeps mentioning it like it is a real country

my sides

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>>51192242
>this is what the Dutch actually believe
Only if it's SELF REPORTED

>>51192192
No one even lives in the Dinaric alps, besides like 5 mountain climbers. While the Netherlands has the population of Denmark, Finland and Norway combined.

>>51192032
>>51192192
If the listing isn't green it doesn't count desu.

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>>51192192
>added 1cm, who knows how much they added for other reasons?
trusting only 2 guys

>>51192294
We've got more people than those countries combined desu.

>faggots seriously arguing about which country is the tallest on average

The only important thing is your height. I would rather have my country be manlets so I stand out more. As it stands now, I'm 180cm tall, so I don't stand out at all. While I would in a country like Slovenia for example.

>>51192330
>2005
>liable after 10 years
nice graphs

>went to the city hall to get a new passport
>had to tell them my height
>added 1 cm

:^)

>>51192418
Why are white people so corrupt?

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>>51192330
>>51192367
>being a 180cm mantlet
hehe

>>51192478
is this your final argument?

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>>51192529
The Dutch? More like Not Much

They also have skinny, lanky houses

>tfw 2.03 meters
>tfw back aches
>tfw too tall for other beds than my own
Why can't I just be 1.85?

>>51192591
if it aint dutch it aint much

>>51192625
>tfw 185cm in a manlet country
People say I'm tall quite often

187, and i say like 1 our 2 cm extra would be perfect.

still when im in a elevator with people i always get conscious of my height, i used to go to a school with 80% girls so it always felt i was sticking out.

Still dodged a bullet you know what really would suck, being a manlet our average height and having a bigfoot .

42 and half/43 masterace.

>>51192901

>187cm
>shoe size 42.5

You must have an absolutely tiny cock.

They live under sea level.

>>51192956
is there an actual correlation between feet size and benis?

I have big feet and smell benis

>>51192956
>Tfw 50% black

praat voorjezelf tata

>>51193089

I'm 189cm and I have shoe size 46. How the fuck can you be 187cm and have shoe size 42.5? That would look absolutely ridiculous.

Reminds me of the Friends episode where everybody finds out Joey has tiny feet.

>>51193163
I'm 187 too with a shoe size of 46.

>>51192625
hef eens

>>51193217

big feet masterrace

>>51193217
>>51193163
Is that the European size? (EU in the shoe tongue)

My shoes say 49 lmao

>>51193163
Tbh its more like 43 but some shoes look awefull the bigger they are, and i got used to 42.5

still 46 would really bug me, i remember when i used to wear vans in high school and already thought they looked to big with size 43.

Still mine seems pretty average my brothers and people i know who are around same height got around the same size.

Know this because of used to borrow shoes and what not from each other.

>>51190644
Tall people are happier here, and get more (tall) children.
Only truth answer.

Compensating dick size

>>51193368

46 is size 12 in Murica, that's all I know.

>>51191853
>van der vaarmaat

kek

They need to wade through a lot of water to survive. Survival of the fittest.