When is Canada going to hop aboard?

>>51177995
More like Can'tnada tbvhwy

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>2015
>not being china's number 1 ally

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>>51178168
>chinas bitch is speaking without permission

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I'd hop in, but I can already see the Amerifat banter engine firing up, so I'll just leave a pepe.

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>>51178276
>china's enemy replies to me

>>51178168
Dont they own us?

Also plz send chinese qts

>>51177995

do you not see the leaves?

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>tfw when Australia sells America out in the 2nd Cold War

>>51178351

it's 2015 and I still don't have an american gf whilst I can walk down any street in a capital city and get a chinese gf

the chinese have won

>>51178351
and all it took was money!

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>>51178168
meanwhile @ the local aussie dock

>>51178317
China jusy bought a port used by the Australian Navy in the Northern Territory last week t.b.h f.a.m

>>51178384
>>51178385
Ungrateful tbqh

>>51178384
It's over everyone, go home. The Chinese have won.

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>>51177995
We're on, doe

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>>51178384
>a chinese gf

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>>51178168
this desu

the 21st century is the chinese century, if you can't beat em join em

>>51178407
Oh dayum if i marry a chinese qt do i get special privileges in the new zhong guo empire?

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>>51178517
Of course!

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can't wait for all the elliot rodgers this union will create

>>51178557
I am on board
I for one welcome our new chink overlords plz gib qts now

>tfw no qt Chinese gf
why live?

>>51178603
Work out hard enough mexibro and you will have one in the future

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>>51178613
hell you mexicbro then you can expirience the joys of pieceing together the "youre home late" puzzle of

just hanging out with my "gym friends"
and its meaning in depth

>>51178715
You wit m8

>>51178603
Primero Levanta pesas
Despues levantas Chinitas

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>Canada is taken over by China
>lol chinada, how is hongcouver this time of year zhang?

>Australia is taken over by China
>congrats bro, does your qt chinese wife have a qt sister for me to date?

>>51178999
Well can you give me some chinese qts? If so canada no.1

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>>51178999

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>WHEN the world’s most powerful person asks to be kept in the loop, he probably isn’t expecting to be directed to Australia’s most irreverent newspaper.

>But that’s exactly what happened when US President Barack Obama had a quiet word to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull about the sale of the Port of Darwin.

>Obama was reportedly disappointed that the US was not consulted on the sale of the port to a Chinese company as it is close to US military assets in the region.

>Apparently he only found out about it after reading a report in the New York Times and asked Turnbull to “Let us know next time”.