So you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's

Give im me loitah, facken CIGGY BOT BRAIN

>>51177416
I would kanga-rue the day that happened
I might think it was some sort of kanga-ruse
I would be kanga-screwed
I would kanga-spew my drink
I'd hope he wouldn't kanga-woo my gf
If my gf smiled we'd be kanga-through
I'd wonder why this club is now a kanga-zoo

Someone kill me pls

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>>51177556
Haha nice ones, take my +1 man.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold!

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>>51177538
>>51177556

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>>51177416
This

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>>51177647
What a cowardly pussy, I hope he knows that this doesn't make him any more "manly"

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>>51177647
Get choked out

>>51177416
Wow I never knew they leaned back on their tail like that... creepy

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LAUGH AT HIS TINY WEINER

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>>51177416
Ha jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend

autistic meme

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>>51177416
Slap his ass

>>51178227
>victim of domestic kangaroo violence detected

>>51177416
JESUS
thats genuinely frightening.

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>>51177647
>punching out a juvenile wallaby, manlet of the roo family
>same thing as the sick cunt in the OP

no


>>51177687
>giant roided out rabbits that know MMA moves

literally monster island

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Shoot it
2nd amendment brah

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>>51179060

Shot him, then cook?

>>51177711
That's how they kick you with both feet.

>>51177416
Plant a family of rabbits in his home.

>>51179518
I heard they eat kangaroo meat in Russia. Is this true?

>>51181252
Russia was biggest kangaroo meat importer until 2008. Then it was banned=)
Never tried it thou, they probably added it to cheap sausages or something

>>51181282
Why was it banned? Kangaroo meat is delicious t.b.h

>>51179481
Roos don't have a carapace

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>>51177416
jesus, imagine the meat it produced