So you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
I would kanga-rue the day that happened
I might think it was some sort of kanga-ruse
I would be kanga-screwed
I would kanga-spew my drink
I'd hope he wouldn't kanga-woo my gf
If my gf smiled we'd be kanga-through
I'd wonder why this club is now a kanga-zoo
Someone kill me pls
Haha nice ones, take my +1 man.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold!
What a cowardly pussy, I hope he knows that this doesn't make him any more "manly"
Ha jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend
>punching out a juvenile wallaby, manlet of the roo family
>same thing as the sick cunt in the OP
>giant roided out rabbits that know MMA moves
literally monster island