>A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER

>>51176969
And what has Iceland invented?
I'm genuinely asking, I have no fucking clue.

>a super volcano

>>51176969
>implying OP isn't a proxy
>>51177002
Rap.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting

>>51177002
rotten shark
volcano
eve online
books

>>51177002
Parliament, standardized Old Norse, Svið, Skálmöld, Svartidauði, Hákarl, etc.

I think Norway is pretty okay. I enjoy living here

>>51177497
hur går det med livet

>>51177576
Dritt fåvæ
Ísland>Föroyar>Gotland>Norge>Finland>Sweden>Dritt>>>>>>>>Skåne

>>51177497
Just like north koreans enjoy living in north korea

>>51176969
RARE
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>>51177002
S K Y R
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also qts

>>51176969
leave norway alone you big bully

>>51177668
I disagree. But you are of course entitled to your own opinion.

In my experience the major difference between Iceland/Finland/Sweden/Denmark/Norway is mostly just the the economy

>>51177048
>scandinavians literally invented banter
Kek, that's fucking awesome

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>>51177754
And skin tone, and religion

>>51177821
Of course. "Sweden yes" and so on

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>>51177859
They'll be a 3rd world country by 2030

>>51177859
>*SHWOOP*

>>51176969
Are you back for round two cousin-fucker?

>>51177805
They also had a fighting style.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glima
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lausat%C3%B6k

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>>51177805
>>scandinavians literally invented banter

>>51176969
Ever since you escaped from Norway have you taken path of least resistance. Instead of paddle all the way to America where you could wallow in wealth and become what today is USA, you chose to crawl ashore at the first and best rock awash you could find. Iceland occurred in its time as a gigantic volcanic diarrhea waste from the Earth's interior, and that's precisely where you actually chose to settle - right in the planet's anus, where you clung to it like flies on a horse droppings. And that's okay - it's not unusual that flies remain on the horse droppings for awhile. Although, that doesn't mean they must have their own flag and symphony orchestra. But how did you manage to run the small gravel pit and its economy so far into the ditch, really? The answer must be that inbreeding through generations must have impaired your judgment. People who for centuries has experimented with unrestrained and irresponsible breeding between people, dwarf horse, and sheep - which has created the strangest mutations such as pop star Björk. But then all of your pocket money ran out and you asked us, your big brother, your father, your mother, to lend you money - even though we haven't heard a peep from you in nearly 1200 years. But that's alright, it's ok for you to come crawling back to beg your daddy when the cruel life hits back at you right in your face. We are happy to lend the little child who ran from home a little pocket money when he's in trouble. There is actually a beating heart for you here underneath the fat oil-shekel wallets of ours. We always take care of you, Iceland. Because we love you. Always and forever.

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Why is everyone so mean on this board? It's my first time here and everyone is insulting eachother like there is an objective "best country" in the world

Butthurt Icelander is a great poster imo

>>51178146
Assuming this isn't bait, welcome to /int/ , one of the most useless boards, filled with childish jokes and overused meemees.

>>51178146
>Why is everyone so mean on this board? It's my first time here
leave while you still have your innocence norway

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>>51178146
You're still better than denmark.

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>>51176969
Don't make me cut you

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>>51178146

>>51178176
I agree tßh

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>>51178146
This board is all about banter to be quite honest. And oh, we're interested in culture and international affaires too (but this somehow comes second). Don't worry tho, OP is clearly butthurt because his country didn't invent the best invention ever created.

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>>51178209
Not bait. Came here because i've been procrastinating my exam for 10 hours and i'm running out of places to browse

>>51178311
Don't visit adult boards then, pal.

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>>51178311
JUST

>>51178363
DO

>>51176969
It's a pretty good invention though..

>>51178309
unironically want to give this a go now

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>>51178253
Well, i don't believe there's an objectively best country, but there is definitely a tier system.

God tier - Scandinavia, Europe close to Scandinavia, America and Canada (Maybe Australia?)

Meh Tier - Warm or Poor europe (Poland, Italy, Portugal)

Bad Tier - Pretty much any country not listed

Shit tier - India

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>>51178363
FUCK

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>>51178363
It's a 20 page essay about social differences and the the use/misuse power in Norway for my Politics class. I think i'm gonna wait a few more hours

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>>51178426
>tfw we will never be above norway

>>51178426
You can't completely trust the HDI, but it pretty much sums it up, yeah

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>>51178405
>Mid-tiertugal

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>>51178502
I think Aus should be rewarded some points for their weather. It's dark as shit all day and freezing here. It's making me all sad and shit

>>51178552
Their weather is too hot tho. Southern New Zealand is pretty comfy.

>>51178573
no it isn't, we're full

>>51178552
>Rewarded points for cancer inducing weather

>>51178552
Beats being all sweaty all the time and sleepless nights

>>51178552
You're predicted to drop soon anyway. The shitposting if Aus hits #1 is going to be intense

>>51178573
>Their weather is too hot tho
in the southeast its always cloudy and rainy

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>>51178592
>Le France mémé

>>51178573
It is, but seems pointless going from one fjord to another fjord.

>>51178588
shut up fuccboi
just wait till your ass is full of my dick

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>>51178592
Missing a few flags there, m8

>>51178657
do you have big nordic benis?

>>51178672
joke's on you faggot, malta's flag has a cross in the corner

>>51178597
*Sheepless