>it is our right and duty to have a black president.
>it is my civil liberty to get shot and pay for overpriced healthcare
>the american way of life does not permit the eating of kinder surprise eggs. the toys found inside of them are LITERALLY more dangerous than guns.
>It's illegal to marry a man in his country
>The government literally tells you who you can and can not love
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>high fructose corn syrup is a perfectly fine substitute for sugar.
>it is my duty as an american, genderfluid, translover, homoacceptance, poofter to get arseblasted at any infringements on my precious little gay cunt feelings
>what will i be doing on sunday? why i will be attending my the Pepsi Pentecostal Megachurch™: Change The Game, Drink Pepsi
>The government is literally in control of his love life
>The government actually says who he can and can not have feelings for
>The government is actually in control of his emotions
>as an american i believe homosexuality isn't a mental illness and that they deserve the exact same rights as us. you're being racist and intolerant if you don't want them to ruin marriage! i literally can't even handle this right now ... i literally just can't!
>I don't need good internet speed, my country's outdoor environment is safe and fulfilling.
>I don't need good walking speed, my country's outdoor environment is completely motor scooter accessible.
>I must prepare for the return of our mortal enemies; the emu
you just used up 200% of your monthly internet plan shitposting. good job