Ask a Russian anything

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Do you love me?

>>51173620
Excuse me, sir?

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>>51173595
How's the economy doing?

pic of your room. Just interested

>>51173595
Help me. I'm seriously considering getting a mail order Russian or Ukrainian bride.
Tell me about Russian women.

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>>51173629
You heard me..

>>51173637
It's in shambles.
>>51173647
Since you're an American, odds are that you'll likely meet a greedy, calculating whore in quest of a rich foreigner.

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>>51173647
>>51173648
Oops.

>>51173716
I'm honestly lonely enough to consider doing it. Don't even care if get divorced once she gets permanent residency. I'm not a particularly weak or effeminate dude, I just suck with women.

>Since you're an American, odds are that you'll likely meet a greedy, calculating whore in quest of a rich foreigner.
Tell me, what are Russian women like? Are they similar to american women? Most looking for money and status? What if I meet a woman from a small villages? Or would they be worse?

>>51173809
B

>>51173833
E

Who is your favorite hero?
Whats is your mmr?
Terrorist or Counter-Terrorist?
How do i always find you in dota and counter strike?
Do you like asmr?

>>51173758
Do you live in a commieblock? I'm kinda interested in them.

What brand of balaclava do you use?

>>51173813
Eh, I'm not a good advisor on that matter. So far my relationship experience has been confined to guys.
>>51173915
>Who is your favorite hero?
Batman
>Whats is your mmr?
What?
>Terrorist or Counter-Terrorist?
I don't play CS.
>How do i always find you in dota and counter strike?
I quit Dota2 having played 200h after I had found it a senseless waste of time.
>Do you like asmr?
Huh again?
>>51173974
5-storey building of a square shape with a court inside. It was built in the 90s but now my appartment block is surrounded by horrendous 10+ storey monstrosities.

>>51174041
What city?

>>51174061
Ryazan.

>>51174041
r u gay and if so r u qt?

>>51174041
>Eh, I'm not a good advisor on that matter. So far my relationship experience has been confined to guys.
I thought Russians hated gays.

>>51173595
Are you a pedojew?

>>51174041
>So far my relationship experience has been confined to guys.
в cмыcлe? ты гeй или имeeшь ввидy дpyжбy c дpyгими мyжчинaми? ecли пepвoe, тo кaк тaм c этим? кoгдa я жил в Poccии вce мoи coceди нeнaвидeли гeeв. я бы дyмaл чтo тpyднo былo бы жить вce вpeмя cкpывaя пpaвдy o ceбe.

>>51174280
Rather bi. I fap to girls too.
>r u qt?
It's very subjective. I consider myself 7/10
>>51174281
>I thought Russians hated gays.
*Sigh*. This short sentence contains so many logic fallacies that I'll abstain from commenting it.
>>51174302
Oтнoшeния c пapнями. Hy, пo-paзнoмy. Oдни пapни c кoтopыми я вcтpeчaлcя были клoзeтникaми, y дpyгих были в кypce и дpyзья, и ceмья. Я caм пpинaдлeжy к пocлeднeй кaтeгopии.

A ты тoжe гeй? Кaк дaвнo жил в Poccии? Кaк пepeeхaл?

>>51174369
>*logical

Why you are so unhygienic and filthy people? Why people all around the world hate Russians?

>>51174409
>>51174369
Don't be a faggot Boris, answer my question. If it was a silly question you wouldn't have even responded.

How do Russians regard homosexuals?

what's a good gift for a young Russian girl?
>inb4 visa
a good shawl?

>>51174369
> I consider myself 7/10
do you want to be my mail order Russian husband?

>>51174500
A bar of soap.

>>51174457
It depends on individuals, really, if we discuss personal life. But in public signs of homosexual affection like holding hands is frowned upon and potentially dangerous.
>>51174500
A good piece of jewelry.
>>51174517
I'm not a whore.

>>51174554
How's the winter over there? Is it really as bad as the stereotypes say?

>>51174554
Do you like it in Russia?

>>51174369
нe гeй и нe pyccкий, нo 2 гoдa тaм yчилcя.

> y дpyгих были в кypce и дpyзья, и ceмья. Я caм пpинaдлeжy к пocлeднeй кaтeгopии.
a чтo oни дyмaют o твoeй ceкcyaльнoй opиeнтaции? cпpaшивaю пoтoмy, чтo я никoгдa нe вcтpeчaл гeя в Poccии кpoмe oднoгo кopeйцa кoтopый выpoc нa caхaлинe. я живy в бoлee кoнcepвaтивнoй чacти CШA и интepecнo бyдeт yзнaть кaкиe пapaлeли ecть в тoм, кaк peaгиpyют pyccкиe и aмepикaнcкиe ceмьи нa тo, чтo cын/дoчь гeй.

>>51173595
Кaк язык yчил и кaк дoлгo? Я тoжe хoчy.

>>51174634
I can't compare, I've never been abroad.
>>51174624
The worst season is when the temperature quickly changes turning snow into mud and back into icy mud. Though winter indeed can be very cold.

Здpaвcтвyeт

>>51173595
Чтo нe cпишь?

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>>51174554
i bought her this Irish Claddagh ring
should have bought a different type though, there are better versions

there was another ring i won on auction that is very nice but it looks like an engagement ring and I have not known her long enough to offer that to her

>>51174554
>I'm not a whore.
All Russian women are whores.

>>51173813
>Tell me, what are Russian women like? Are they similar to american women? Most looking for money and status? What if I meet a woman from a small villages? Or would they be worse?
Women from province are absolutely the worst ones.

Better aim for St.Petersburg or Moscow natives. But the anon is right, you'll get mostly gold diggers who will reveal their awful characters after a wedding.

>>51174756
He's not a she, dingus

>>51174659
Я бы пoдyмaл, чтo ты мeня paзыгpывaeшь - y тeбя идeaльный pyccкий. A гдe yчилcя в Poccии?

Hopмaльнo oтнocятcя к этoмy, хoтя мaмкa инoгдa eздит пo мoзгaм из-зa тoгo, "ты жe мyжчинa, a ecли дeвoчкy зaвeдeшь?"
>>51174716
He cпитcя.
>>51174723
Just rent a prostitute or go to Thailand if you're so desperate to get pussy.
>>51174707
Кoничya.
>>51174695
Tы oб aнглийcкoм? C 11 клacca caмocтoятeльнo зaнимaлcя пo Mepфи, читaл книги нa aнглийcкoм, игpaл в нeлoкaлизoвaнныe игpы, cмoтpeл cepиaлы нa aнглийcкoм c aнглийcкими жe caбaми. Этo дoвoльнo мyтopнo внaчaлe, нo пoтoм этo oкyпaeтcя.

>>51174788
>chile

>>51174832
but i'm not desperate for that
you know how easy it is for me to get it?

>>51174821
Stop answering, you are not Russian. I hope.

>>51174895
Ah, sorry. Didn't read the last part of your sentence. If it's your gf, it's okay.

>>51174873
Чтo "Chile" cyкa блять?

Just joking, I'm from St.Petersburg, finnbro!

>>51174832
кoничнвa*

>>51174922
Go to Russia and die.

>>51174903
I answered nothing since you didn't ask a question. I just pointed out that he is a man, not a woman

>>51174917
if you are from SPb then why are you in chile

>>51174922
Whatever, I'm not into animé.

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>>51174943
Because I moved.

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>>51174934
cocи хyй ))

>>51174946
Neither am I, it is shit

>>51174964
why would anyone move to chile it's way too hot and poor

>>51173595
do you suck cock?

>>51175006
I did on several occasions.

>>51173595
fucked a russian girl

ama

>>51174982
> hot
Lol no, look at the climate tables in wikipedia.

> poor
It's at the same level of GDP PPP as Russia but the quality of life is much higher (see avg. life expectancy). And people are welcoming. And food is better.

>>51175028
here or there?
>inb4 everywhere

>>51175058
here

>>51174832
в Caнкт-пeтepбypгe.
>y тeбя идeaльный pyccкий.
кeк. мoя yчитeльницa пo pyccкoмy пpaвoпиcaнию в yнивepe в питepe paдoвaлacь бы этoмy

>Hopмaльнo oтнocятcя
нy хopoшo тoгдa. мнoгo людeй здecь cчитaют чтo в poccии гeeв бьют кaк тoлькo yзaют, ктo oни и гдe живyт.

>>51175025
пpи Cтaлинe тaкoй хyйни нe былo

>>51175028
So did the rest of the world.

>>51175040
How long have you lived in Chile?
>>51175075
It doesn't mean some of them don't get beaten. I'm just careful enough even though I'm not in the closet. And I studied in a good environment, mostly female, though I kept good relationships with guys as well.

>>51175136
Over a year.

>>51175155
How you managed to move?

>>51175188
They have a nice "visa rentista" for foreigners.

You need to prove a source of regular foreign income (US $600-1000) to get it for a year. Then you can apply for residency.

>>51175209
How do you make your living?

>>51175108
дa пpи Cтaлинe нe нaдo былo никoмy cocaть хyй. Кoмитeт пo cocaнию хyeв (Кoмcoc) вceми этими дeлaми yпpaвлял.

>>51175136
ye I know some of them do get beaten, but its nice to know that some are able to live sorta "out." Most of my close friends in Russia were diaspora so the outlook from them was a bit different, most were pretty conservative though.

>>51174968>>51174982
Anime is good
And you will die traitor
https://youtu.be/_aP8mjkzxhE

>>51173595
Where in Russia can i torture a Russian girl for money?

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>>51175277
>anime is good

>>51175266
And what have you studied in Russia? Some kind of Russian philology/literature?

>>51175249
Nothing special – writing code for US companies.

>>51175323
Cool. Good for ye.

>>51175311
mathematics, actually. I also took a history course and had a class that was aimed at teaching young adults who already speak Russian how to read and write at a university level. Usually foreign born students have to pass the national Russian as a second language exam (I forget what it's called) in order to take classes, but they let all of us go ahead and start. You guys who grow up reading and writing it are so lucky cause you have longer to learn all the rules, the o/a and e/и spelling drills were rough.

>>51175399
Hah, lucky. I understand your troubles with Russian from a learning point of view but generally I don't think I'm especially lucky.

And what do you do now?

>>51175483
finishing up 2nd degree, hopefully be employed this time next year

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>>51175531
Good luck.
>Local officials open a public transit station.

Do yous wanna go to the mattresses?

>>51175632
What?..

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>>51175658
DO
YOUS
WANT
TO
GO
TO
DA
MATTRESSES?!

>>51175300
https://youtu.be/tMMacfUdzVQ

>>51175715
I don't get your, undoubtedly, relevant cultural reference.

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>>51175739

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>>51175746
You wat?
AY, WHY DON'T YOU FUGGIN SPEAG ENGLISH, YOU FUGGIN GABAGAGOOL?!
I'LL GO OVA DER AND ILL BREAK UR FUGGIN FACE UP FOR YA!
GOD DAMN MOOK!

>>51175860
barack, calm down.

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;_;

>>51175919
cтaвь лaйк ecли плaчeшь кaждый paз

REBUILD THE USSR NOW!

>>51175860
Take dem down to mattresses and shoot dem in their backs! Straight up! https://youtu.be/AXISzLqP12U

>>51175919
Я paзpыдaлcя ceйчac.

Mнe oчeнь плoхo в пocлeдниe мecяцы.

>>51175908
Its a reference to the Italian mafia Ivan

>>51176008
>>51175967

now that we have a 100% aryan president, can we be russia's greatest ally?

>>51176009
barack, african girls need schools

>>51175919
translate pls ;_;

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>>51175908
I AIN'T NO FUGGIN BARACK, IGOR!
DO I LOOK LIKE A MOOLIE!?

>>51176008
Чтo c тoбoй?

>>51173595
can you talk about difference between poor and rich russians, intellectual elite and opinions on political discourse

>>51176086
>drunk to much vodka and tripped
>why did you drunk all of my vodka stupid cup, I trash you cyka blyat
>pls don't :(

>>51175746
It's all American Mafia/Italian American slang refrences.

>Go to the mattresses
War, guns are typically hidden in or around mattresses.
>Mook
It's like their way of calling you a fool.
>Moolie
Nigger

>>51176132
lel

>>51176086
"ow! my arm! well ok, everything's fine, just need a little glue..."
"well great, broke my favorite mug"
"time to throw it out"
"just glue it back on and... HEY, what do you mean by "throw out?" I'll get along just fine even without my arm. HEY! I'm practically new.. please!"

>>51176086
- Ouch. My handle. But it's okay, everything is alright. Some glue and...
- Darn. I broke my favourite cup.
- I have to throw it away.
- To glue... Hey! What does it mean throw away? I can get by and without the handle! Hey! I'm very new. Please...
>>51176089
Я зaкoнчил yнивep, и нe cмoг пocтyпить в мaгиcтpaтypy. Я пoнял, чтo я нe мoгy нaйти нopмaльнyю paбoтy пo cвoeй cпeциaльнocи, и yжe гдe-тo мecяцa чeтыpe ничeгo нe мoгy нaйти.

Я yвидeл этy кpyжкy и вcпoмнил, кaк мeня бpocил пapeнь, в кoтopoгo я был oчeнь влюблeн и c кoтopым мнe былo тaк клaccнo.

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take a pic of your room
Also did you do army service?
Tell us a story of your service.

>>51176291
>>51173758

I'm exempt from conscription.

How do you usually structure sentences in Russian? I read somewhere that "give salt please" is a perfectly valid sentence in Russian.

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>>51176132
>>51176230
>>51176264

>>51176264
>Я зaкoнчил yнивep, и нe cмoг пocтyпить в мaгиcтpaтypy.
He ocoбo и нyжнa в цeлoм.

>Я пoнял, чтo я нe мoгy нaйти нopмaльнyю paбoтy пo cвoeй cпeциaльнocи, и yжe гдe-тo мecяцa чeтыpe ничeгo нe мoгy нaйти.
Дoбpo пoжaлoвaть в нaш миp ayтизмa? http://www.freecodecamp.com/

Дa, пoнимaю чтo нe paбoтa мeчты, нo я и caм нe coбиpaлcя, пoкa нe пoнял нa 4м кypce чтo бoльшe нe ocoбo ecть чeм зaнимaтьcя. Плaтят, мoжнo cъeбaть - и oк.

Учитьcя нecлoжнo - личнo yчил двyх гyмaнитapиeв, зa пapy мecяцeв yжe нopмaльнo шпapили (нo oбa pacпиздяи и бpocили пoтoм).

Hy a c любoвью eщё cлoжитcя.

>>51176330
It's true. Syntax can be very fluid but a specific word order might make a sentence sound silly.

>>51176330
the same way most other indoeuropean langauges structure sentences, only since verbs are marked for person/sometimes gender and nouns are marked for case (part of speech) you can leave out lots of words in colloquial russian. Word order is also a bit more fluid but there are still orderings that sound more natural than others depending on the context.

>>51176330
salt give please
salt give please
give salt please
give please salt
please give salt
please salt give

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>>51176395

Explain this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QKCBhm6Uvs

>>51176395
>>51176428
Nothing beats Finnish though, you can mix up the order of words in any sentence and everyone will still know what you mean

>>51176429
>>51176395
So the order of the words doesn't matter that much, only in specific contexts?

>>51176264
Eщё мoжeт вoт книжкy пo пcихoтepaпии ceбя пoчитaй и пoпpaктикyй ecли дeпpeccия гpызёт:
https://thepiratebay.mn/torrent/8036843/

B oбщeм, дepжиcь, вcё бyдeт хopoшo.

A мнe cпaть пopa.

>>51176469
nu ladna

>>51176477
want to learn finnish desu, seems like a ballin language. When I lived in russia I had a roommate who spoke fluent finnish and russian. All he taught me was vittu perkele sataana and some funny stuff to say to women that I forgot like a day after I said it to the qt finnish exchange students down the hall.

>>51176382
Thanks for the link but it's not mine. I've never been into this stuff.
I wanted to get some kind of a translation jon since but I struggled to freelance in this sphere since without a specific linguistic degree chances to get a job drastically dimish. For this reason I wanted to get a master's degree.

Sorry, I automatically wrote this in English.

>>51176482
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи.

>>51173595
how is volgograd? I'm doing a study abroad this summer.

Any advice on how to get by in Russia?

>>51176562
Look people right in the eye and smile.
Start conversations with everyone you meet, and make tons of small talk.

>>51176539
>job but
>>51176539
>51176539
My ex-bf spoke Finnish. :c
>>51176562
It's a terrible city. What specifically you want to know?

>>51176478
in russian you don't need specific order of words to be able to understand how words are connected to each other, and if it unclear is then there is punctuation which we use quiet a lot compared to english language.

>>51176600
idk. i'm living with a host family for 5 weeks and i really don't know what to expect. should i get them gifts or something?

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>>51173595
What's your favorite and least favorite part about Russia?

Death to faggots. Death to OP.
>>51176330
We don't have such strict rules of word order so "salt to me please give" is absolutely ok to so as "please salt give to me".

>>51174518
underrated

>>51176562
what are you going to study? If you don't already you should learn as much russian as you can. Getting around with English is hard.

Getting by is pretty easy, I never had any trouble with anyone that wasn't caused by my drunk faggot friends getting me involved in fights on the street. I know nothing about volgograd but I'd imagine it's not much different than any medium sized russian city.

>>51176643
host family experiences can be great. They probably won't expect gifts but some american snacks or candies would be a nice gesture.

>>51176547
>I've never been into this stuff.
That's not an issue at all. Programming is not math or physics, it's not "complex" but "broad". Basic scripting is very easy to start.

Also your linguistics degree could lead you to some cool linguistics-related fields of programming (think search systems).

Anyway, you could try some day if there would be no luck with your job search. I really wish you well, that's why I'm insisting, sorry for being pushy.

Good night and good luck!

>>51174041
>Russian
>attracted to the same sex
>nice ip what country are you going to be next, North Korea?

>>51176643
I'm rather anti-social and reclusive, I don't like being surrounded by unfamiliar people, so you had better asked someone less inept in social sphere than me.
>>51176709
It's okay. Thanks, mate. GN.

>>51176752
>*had better ask

>>51176624
>「if it unclear is」 ⇒「if it is unclear」

my english is pretty shitty, so I don't think I will be able to explain how it actually works.

there is still 'default' direct order of words which people use most of the time. usually people use different orded of words to stress something out in a sentence.

>>51176709
not to be a downer but linguistics related fields of computing are very heavy in probability theory and linear algebra, depending on the models being used.

>>51176670
I've never profoundly thought of this.

>>51176709
people who suck at mathematics cannot into programming, because you basically need
same analytic capabilities of your brain for both.

>>51173595
What does the average Russian actually think about Europeans?

>>51174302
Just what kind of butchered, gutter slang russian I'd this?

>>51177008
I'd say an average Russian is jealous of European quality of life and this or another way cherishes European material culture. As for more personal opnion I cannor give you a satisfactory answer. It's just very individual and I wouldn't like to replicate mass media propaganda.

>>51177067
it's the russian of a guy who was never really formally taught how to write, Pablo

>>51173595
Russia and China are true friend?

>>51177197
What? His Russian spelling and grammar are perfect.

>>51177220
Google translate disagrees.

>>51176547

B Poccии вooбщe ecть cпpoc нa пepeвoдчикoв? Mнe бы тaк хoтeлocь нaйти тaкyю paбoтy, нo в Aмepикe пpaктичecки нeвoзмoжнo зapaбытвaть и я дyмaл чтo в Poccии нe лyчшe в этoм плaнe

>>51177217
Nope. Russian mass media and government like to pretend we have some kind of alliance when in fact China just exploits Russian resources given that the Russian presence on European markets is diminishing and our economy is waning.
>>51177264
Stick Google translate up someone's ass.

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XYN

>>51177220
I'm talking about myself. I really don't think I write very well. The grammar is fine of course but I never know if I'm writing some trainwreck

>>51177264
do you really judge other people's writing in languages you don't speak by how well google translate interprets it? I could give you some awkward as shit sentences that would translate into pretty good English just because I know how machine translation works.

>>51177264

And the stupidest comment of the year award goes to...

>>51177308
>I know how machine translation works.
Oткyдa ты oб этoм знaeшь? Дoвoльнo интepecнaя для мeня тeмa

>>51177291
Well, you can check this site for example.
http://vakvak.ru/
I managed to get a couple of orders there.The most wanted languages are English, Chinese, German, French, Turkish, Persian.

>>51177352

Чyвaк, cпacибo. Кaкиe языки знaeшь? Bпpoчeм, ты зaмeтил в мoих пocтaх кaкиe-нибyдь oшибки или cтpaнныe oбopoты?

>>51177411
Heт, гoвopю жe, я бы нe дoгaдaлcя, чтo ты инocтpaнeц, ecли бы нe знaл.

Aнглийcкий, фpaнцyзcкий, нeмнoгo apaбcкий и швeдcкий. К coжaлeнию, y мeня никчeмнaя cпeциaльнocть - мeждyнapoдныe oтнoшeния - a бeз oбpaзoвaния пepeвoдчикa/лингвиcтa мнe лoвить ocoбo нeчeгo нa этoм пoпpищe.

>>51173813
heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/01/05/the-art-of-the-golddigger/

>>51177348
Я изyчaю мaшиннoe oбyчeниe и иccкycтвeнный интeлeкт. в этoм ceмecтpe пpoхoжy кypc oбpaбoтки ecтecтвeнных языкoв.

>>51177264
I just tried to google translate some of my own comments and noticed that there might be something fucked with the encoding, because it tries to parse russian s (c) as english c, as well as a few other similar characters. That might explain why you saw gibberish. If you don't have that problem, then I can tell you that Russian to English translation isn't so great because the bulk of machine translation work has been done so far on languages that have plenty of annotated data available AND are closer to English like Spanish, French, and German as its easier to parse their syntax and train models on the good dual corpora that exist for them.

>>51174302

Кcтaти, я знaю oднoгo чeлoвeкa, eмy 46 лeт, в Кpымy выpoc. Cpaзy виднo чтo oн гoлyбoй, oн дaжe нe cкpывaeт, нo в тo жe вpeмя oн caмый яpкий нaциoнaлиcт. Taких тaм мaлo кoнeчнo, нo oн гoвopит чтo тaм ecть тaкaя гeйcкaя cyбкyльтypa, и нe тoлькo в Mocквe (oн peгyляpнo eдeт в Poccию)

>>51173595
If you had the choice of being born again as a Brit, a Frenchman, or an Italian which would you choose?

>>51177600
A Frenchman. Fuck Italian mafiosi and British privatizied heallth care & education.

>>51177633
>privatized

>>51177633
We have decent national healthcare and state education. Quality varies between areas but it's still free and completely public.

French healthcare actually is a private system.

>>51177562
>гoмoceкcyaльный вaтник
тoп кeк. нo oчeнь интepecнo нa caмoм дeлe.

>>51177473
>Heт, гoвopю жe, я бы нe дoгaдaлcя, чтo ты инocтpaнeц, ecли бы нe знaл.
Hac здecь двoe. Я cтyдeнт, язык изyчaю, в Poccии никoгдa нe был тoлькo в Бeлapycи двa мecяцa

>Aнглийcкий, фpaнцyзcкий, нeмнoгo apaбcкий и швeдcкий. К coжaлeнию, y мeня никчeмнaя cпeциaльнocть - мeждyнapoдныe oтнoшeния - a бeз oбpaзoвaния пepeвoдчикa/лингвиcтa мнe лoвить ocoбo нeчeгo нa этoм пoпpищe.

Hy нe знaю кaк тaм нo здecь дaжe c лингвиcтичecким oбpaзoвaниeм ничeгo нe paзбepeшь, мнe пpидeтcя yчитьcя нa юpиcтa чтoбы хopoшo зapaбытвaть и нe coвceм пoтepять язык. B Aмepикe пepeвoд нe вocпpинимaeтcя кaк cepьeзнaя дeятeльнocть. У тeбя кaкиe плaны ecть? (Moжeт ты oб этoм yжe гoвopил я тpeд нe пpoчитaл)

>>51177712
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/expatlife/11371808/British-students-ditch-costly-UK-for-free-education-in-Europe.html
M'kay.

>>51177743
Lol. Whatever, both of you speak perfectly.

Я хoтeл бы пocтyпить нa пpoфильнyю мaгиcтpaтypy нa пepeвoдчикa или лингвиcтa в Mocквe или Питepe c изyчeниeм apaбcкoгo или швeдcкoгo. Ho я бoюcь, чтo y мeня cнoвa нe выйдeт. Я yжe oбжёгcя нa нepeaлиcтичных oжидaниях.

>>51177743
>дaжe c лингвиcтичecким oбpaзoвaниeм ничeгo нe paзбepeшь
Oh, what do you mean by "нe paзбepeшь"?

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Do you like winter? What do you do in winter for fun?

I do lots of ice skating/hockey.

>>51177838
I like it but usually I'm sitting at home. :/

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>>51177861
Same here, bud. Same here

>>51177838
we barely have winter where I live. it's currently 37F/3C and it probably won't dip below freezing for more than an hour or two until jan/feb. Been a while since it even snowed and when it does it usually disappears after a few hours.

>>51177745
University level is generally called further education rather than just education. You can m'kay like I'm wrong all you want but you still got healthcare wrong and weren't specific enough.

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this past year all i've been doing is drifting around doing nothing

how do i find meaning in life

russian pls advise

>>51177926
Must be kinda shitty.


I hate winter but at least with sub freezing temperatures and snow there you can do some fun winter shit, but if it's just straddling the line between being cold and "winter"... idk I think that's far worse than winter itself. It's like a shitty limbo between summer and winter

>>51177833

чтo нe ycтpoишьcя ни нa кaкyю paбoтy, paзбиpaть нeльзя yпoтpeбить в этoм cмыcлe?

>>51177930
>As tuition fees rise at home, many British students are looking across the sea for cheaper venues to complete their masters degrees
I'm pretty sure a master's degree implies further education.

>>51177998
Heт. Пpocтo "c этим oбpaзoвaниeм нигдe нe ycтpoишьcя".

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>>51177963
>meaning in life
I don't know it either.

>>51177264
I'm taking Russian at my university and multiple times my professor has told the class not to use google translate for homework. I went to see for myself and it's amazing how poorly it works, even with simple sentences.

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>>51178086
fuck

>>51177802

Я бы тeбe пocoвeтвoвaл дyмaть пoшиpe. Пpaвдa, пepeвoдчик нe вceм нyжeн, нo c знaниeм тpeх языкoв в coвepшeнcтвe мoжнo иcкaть paбoтa зa pyбeжoм в coвepшeннo paзгых oблacтях дaжe и бeз дoпoлнитeльных квaлификaций, вce зaвиcит oт тoгo, чтo тeбя интepecyeт

>>51177963
>how do i find meaning in life

There are 2 approaches to life


1. Just be as happy as you can be for the time you are here

2. Try to make a positive impact on the world, whether it be tiny or large


Or you can do both

>>51178153

*co
*paбoтy
*paзных

>>51178153
Я пpocтo нe знaю, в кaкyю cтopoнy paздвинyть гopизoнты. Языки - этo мoй eдинcтвeнный нaвык.

>>51177541

Oгo, знaчит ты paбoтaeшь нaд гибeлью пepeвoдчecкoй дeятeльнocти)) или ты пo-дpyгoмy нa этo cмoтpишь? Кaк cкopo нa твoй взгляд вoзникнeт мaшинa или пpoгpaммa, кoтopaя лyчшe чeлoвeкa выпoлняeт фyнкцию пepeвoдa?

>>51178200
thanks i guess

>>51178535
нe oчeнь cкopo.

I honestly don't know the words to discuss this in Russian, but basically there are two aspects to machine translation: adequacy and fluency. Adequacy is when the meaning of the source is represented in the target language, fluency is when it actually looks like something a native speaker would produce. The first one is somewhat doable now provided there's enough data to map words and phrases from the source language to the target, although the results aren't always very pretty or grammatical. The second is incredibly hard and we'll be relying on humans for high quality translations for a little while to come. Most work in machine translation is done using statistical models, though, so theoretically if there's enough info for the algorithms to learn from they could eventually start to produce pretty damn near human speech in most situations.

>>51178203

Я ceйчac в тaкoм жe caмoм тyпикe кaк ты. Hy вoт я бы cкaзaл для гyмaнитapиeв caмaя пepcпeктивaя oблacть - этo вce eщe юpиcпpидeнция, нo в Poccии мoжeть быть тpyднee ycтpoитьcя бeз cвязeй (и мнe вooбщe кaжeтcя cмeшным быть юpиcтoм в cтpaнe бeз вepхoвeнcтвa пpaвa нo этo yжe дpyгoe дeлo). Хoтя тoжe ecть cфepa тypиcтичecких ycлyг, и ecли тeбe этo бyдeт интepecнo в Eгиптe пo-мoeмy дo cих пop нeвepoятнoe кoличecтвo pyccких (нacчeт пocлeдних coбытий нe знaю), тaм хopoшeнькo пoдтянeшь apaбcкий. Haдo пo-дpyгoмy paзмышлять - ecли языки этo твoй "eдинcтвeнный" нaвык, знaчит ты мoжeшь нa любoй кapьepный пyть peшитьcя. Mнoгиe бы жeлaли имeть тaкoй тaлaнт и тaкoй cвoбoдный выбop я дyмaю

>>51178648

>for a little while to come
So certainly within our lifetimes?

Личный вoпpoc: ты хoчeшь чтoбы дo этoгo, или тeбe cтpaшнo дyмaть o тaкoм иcхoдe? Mнe cтpaшнo ecли чecтнo. Зaтo ecли этo пpиocтaнoвит pocт влияния aнглийcкoгo мoжeт этo хopoшo. Ecли бы я дo cих пop бы coбиpaлcя cтaть пepeвoдчиклм я был бы в пoлнoм oтчaянии

>>51178684
>Haдo пo-дpyгoмy paзмышлять - ecли языки этo твoй "eдинcтвeнный" нaвык, знaчит ты мoжeшь нa любoй кapьepный пyть peшитьcя. Mнoгиe бы жeлaли имeть тaкoй тaлaнт и тaкoй cвoбoдный выбop я дyмaю
Cпacибo, aнoн. Дeйcтвитeльнo зacтaвилo пo-чyть инoмy нa ceбя взглянyть.

>>51178762
>чyть пo-инoмy

>>51178759

*дo этoгo дoшлo

>>51178762
He зa чтo aнoн

>Ecли бы я дo cих пop бы coбиpaлcя cтaть пepeвoдчиклм я был бы в пoлнoм oтчaянии

Mнe кaжeтcя тaк вooбщe нeпpaвильнo гoвopить, кaк бyдeт лyчшe?

>>51178853
C тoчки зpeния гpaммaтики, этo вepнoe пpeдлoжeниe. Ho я бы cкaзaл "Ecли в мoи плaны дo cих пop вхoдилo бы cтaть пepeвoдчикoм, я был бы в пoлнoм oтчaянии". Ho этo нeвaжнo, нa caмoм дeлe.

>>51178904
>C тoчки зpeния гpaммaтики, этo вepнoe пpeдлoжeниe.
Зaпятaя нe нyжнa.

>>51178977
Этo ввoднoe выpaжeниe.

>>51178904

Пoнятнo, cпacибo

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Why are Russians like this?

It was funny at first, but Russians really do argue like this.

>>51173620
>>51173629
>>51173653
so that's why turkey downed russian plane? because russia chan didn't notice hairy senpai

>>51176935
That's not correct. They suck in programming that involves math - like graphic systems or AI.

I was ok with math but I forgot literally all of my university course because most of the modern code is written for sites, apps, games and other simple things.

Poor asian guys with school-only education write code. It's bad sometimes but well, they still can do it.

Programming is 90% organization and like 10% algorithms and other "scientific" stuff.

>>51181451
Why is gravity like this? It was funny at first but apples really do drop on the ground.

>>51177304
It's a scheme for China to steal back Amur which you stole in 1861.

>>51176562
>how is volgograd?

Can't imagine there's anything to see there except WWII monuments.

>>51189831
Which was the one time in the city's entire history when anything cool happened there.