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>>51169879
send suggestions

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How is a low-class citizen called in your country?

>ceляк

moreta

>>51169928
constantine was a good man

too bad he face us

>>51170067
>We wuz kingz n shiet

Daily reminder that the word "turk" was an insult in the ottoman empire.

>>51170029
Yes, Mediterranean, Black, Caspian

>>51170106
mad

>>51170106
Shh

>>51170119
what about the Laptev?

>>51170106
for a while when it was wresting with other turkish empires.

>>51169928
I don't know this feel bro to be honest

>>51170163
Shitty map projection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZI6EdnvH-8

>>51170284
maybe Bolgaria owned the Bering sea too?

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>>51170165
Nope, forever.

Turks were considered backwater bydlo rednecks from east Anatolia while the educated population identified either by religion or by saying they're greeks or arabs.

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Daily reminder that bulgarians are kabardin-balkarians and therefore turks.

https://youtu.be/WsNAhoM127o

bulgarım bulgarım :dd

>>51170381
how do you think are bulgarians part of turkish people?

>>51170425
:dd

>>51170425
that would mean you are using a turkish alphabet, chingis

>>51170325
not really. all sultans called themselves oghuz turkic kayi tribe as well. but you are right at one point safavid/mamlukes/karaman-ottoman rivalry brought turkophobia to empire which resulted with jelali revolts.
yeah you weak balkanites were sucking stronk ottoman cock while turks were revolting against their own empire.

DEATH TO MUSLIMS
RELIGIOUS WAR NOW

>>51170363
Those people adopted some Mongol culture.

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>>51169928

>>51170451
look here:
there are some people with turkish origin living in N. Caucasus (Russia) - "kabardins" and "balkars". there language and some gepgraphikal names look similar to modern bulgarian ones. Like: "Beликo-Tыpнoвo" (Bulgaria) and "Tыpныayз" (Russian balkarians).
learn this!

>>51170619
man face t.b.h

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>>51170025
>ITT arent those people

this post reminded me of this

I'd say thank god they arent cuz last thing we need is another stupid Balkan war

>>51170640
>it starts with a T so it's basically the same
good logic, turkic friend

>>51170640
Well yeah, we know one of the Bulgarian princes in the 7th century lead his tribes to the Volga, two crossed the Danuve, and one went to Italy. Something happened and all five princes dispersed.

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>>51170640
I know who they are malaka Im also from caucasia too

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>>51170661
I bet she's a 10/10 in Turkey.

>>51170707
I guess we should have changed our geopolitical tactiks long ago and treat you not like christians but... turks.
We could be more succsessful I think.

>>51170745
from Azerbaidjan or Shaitan-Armenistan?

>>51170888
meskhetian

>>51170819
Yes you should ignore us completely from now on. You can start be leaving this thread. Go to ex-yu I'm sure they'll love you there.

>>51170888
>Shaitan-Armenistan
Yeah, Russia, what's the deal with that? Why don't you let Georgia and Armenia develop, those seem like nice places?

>>51170922
that tells me nothing.
they live even in Usraine.

>>51170640
>>51170363
Oh Rus, you always know how to trigger me. 20% common Asiatic influence in fact, but you don't call a wall a house now do you?

>>51170938
>don't you let Georgia develop
should ask murrika.
>Armenia
shitty people. they're not needed.

>>51170619
10/10 perfect

>>51171052
apбyзи ecть?

>>51171104
чoгo, ниггep?

>>51171052
If being shit people constituted the necessity for one's extermination you inbred Rurik rape baby bastards are the first in line.

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>visit store regularly to buy food and coke
>ran out of money for protein powder
>decide to bulgar burglar it
>cut the sleeve of my sweater that was too big
>make makeshift balaklava
>take knife
>put on old clothes that I never wear outside
>go out 20 minutes before they close
>walk around abandoned, unfinished school so I dodge the camera from the booth that was robbed a few months ago
>reach the store
>lie down in the grass so the cars don't see me
>wait for road to clear
>run into store
>leap behind cash register and kick cashier lady to the ground, grab the cash (280lv/140euro)
>flash knife so she knows not to do anything stupid
>sprint out of the store and escape in the night
>keep going to said store months after this happened
>lady I robbed has no idea
>likes me (because I tell her "good night/have nice work" every time)
>she told my mom that I was a great guy
>mfw

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>>51171155
>rape baby bastards are the first in line.
of cause we are!!!!

>>51171182
join Turkey. be happy!

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>>51171202
Which one are you, mongoloid?

>>51171182
selyak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg8PL6nAtSQ

>>51171238
actually russians and ukrainians are the top my little pony searchers

>>51171182
Called the police have fun in jail.

>>51171182
>she told my mom that I was a great guy
Clearly

>>51171305
for >>51171202

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>>51171249
can't see myself here.
but I can say for sure where YOU are here, turk...

>>51171305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4H8_4EhKRU

>>51171182
umm proofs?

protein isnt dope so I dont buy it

>>51171306
actually she didn't report it because police in my town are lazy as fuck kek

>>51171305
and britts and murrikans on top of supporting ISIS

>>51171341
Hey how much did the churkas raped you in the army. Is that why you are so mad at them

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>We have the retarded fyromians, and now suddenly the Russians, to banter

>>51171182
I wish our police was good. They can only catch gypsies.

>>51171414
>churkas
fucking nazi! burn in fire!!!

btw did I say I was mad about them? I love caucasians. but YOU are bad caucasian. you're mixed with turkish cigany!

>>51171449
its us who are bantering you
you notice that 80% of /balk/ discussions involve macedonia
small yet so relevant because of our top tier banter masters such as sashe

>>51171481
According to the UN International Panel for Struggle against Sexual Exploitation, the Russian army is plagued with male prostitution. A small amount of money is enough to find a Russian soldier-prostitute in the center of Moscow.

Servicemen may become male prostitutes in the Russian army for various reasons. There are young men who voluntarily offer sexual favors to their homosexual clients; others are forced into prostitution against their own will. Newcomers, especially those who finished higher schools before joining the army, suffer from sexual harassment more often than others. Brave soldiers try to protect their honor and rights, although there is no one to help them: commanders and military officials may often be involved in the sex business too.

>>51171490
nobody takes stefko janev seriously everyone responds to his posts ironically

>>51171449
in fact russians don't care.
you're just a miserable shitty ungreatful nation of cigany, unworthy of any attention.

>>51171532
and yet he is a banter god just from the responses
and also alpha who fucks women all day every day
shhh little bulgar

>>51171546
ok, please pretend we do not exist for the next 200 years

>>51171514
When I was standing on duty, two bullies came up to me and shoved me into the stockroom, a soldier serving at one of Moscow’s military units recollects. “They raped me there in turn. It was very painful and revolting. It didn’t take them much time to finish, but the next day I started noticing other soldiers giving me strange looks. I instantly realized that those bastards let everyone know what they had done to me. An officer came up to me one day and said to me point-blank: “Tomorrow you will to serve two clients.” I knew that if I said “no” then I would spend my last days spitting blood. But still, I told him “no.” When the officer heard that, he pulled out pictures of me being raped in the stockroom. “If you don’t serve the clients, you mother will see these pictures,” said he. I was forced into prostitution,” the soldier said.

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Top google searches for 2014
1. How to lose weight
2. How to get pregnant
3. How to draw
4. How to get fat lol
5. How to vote
6. How to advertise
7. How to knockout
8. How to install
9. How to print
10. How to clean

Is this normal?

>>51171546
russia use bulgarian alphabet

>>51171582
Another serviceman, named only as Ilya, became a male prostitute during his second month in the army. The young man received a letter from his girlfriend. “The sergeant told me that day that I would no longer need girls. He and three other men forced me to go behind the barracks to the abandoned construction site. They made me kneel their, tied me up to a lamppost and hit me several times in the groin. The pain was so strong that I lost the will to fight them back. They made me open my mouth and raped me. I don’t remember how long it continued. When I came to my senses I didn’t want to live. I was seriously thinking about committing suicide. I was shocked that the rapists were visiting me regularly afterwards bringing fruit and vodka for me. When it ended they made me a prostitute,” Ilya said.

There were many incidents when soldiers prefer bid farewell to their lives being unable to cope with humiliation. However, military officials mostly say that such stories occur because of the unbalanced state of mind of the soldiers.

>>51171587
I think results are going through human-assisted sanitation. Somewhere in Asia millions of people are monitoring the search results in real time. Or they have created a single ultra-powerful machine intelligence that can do all that on its own.

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>>51171481
<3

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>>51171566
no! no! no! no! no! no! no!
we remember all and every ungreatful swine! ukanians are just the first ones on the row...

>>51171627
buh-bye

>>51171624
Results aren't exactly filtered, more like cherry picked desu. It doesn't show any search, just keyword like "how to" or "what is" etc.

>>51171587
>>51171624
>>51171657
Is this most searched just from Bulgaria?

>>51171617
fuck...I've seen similar situations like shoving a gun to a guy's ass but not to this extent

thats for all you faggots who want muh conscription back

>>51171714
Yes, results vary across geographies.

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>>51171627
mmm! starting to butthurt?

>>51171735
just because russian conscripts like to fuck each other in the ass doesn't mean conscription is bad for every country

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Does this woman look familiar to any of you? It's from what I'm told is a very popular show in your area:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvI8OMwiZ8k

>>51171817
>a turkish show is very popular in your are
top kek are you autistic or something

only the turkish soap operas are popular with the grandmas and middle aged women

>>51171779
no it is good for the country as long as it is free heavy labor but very bad for the conscript himself

and if you think rapey situations like this wouldnt happen in Balkans you're delusional

>>51171779
Where is conscription considered a pleasant experience?

r8 my hood
https://youtu.be/J_MuBLuNswo

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One month into the war. I predicted that conquering the north would be a bit longer and there definitely is more resistance up north.

Luckily my plan fits with the current events. We will sweep off the coast and close in on them. In fact, I might have the center also push simply because the northern front is so guarded

>>51171842
you seem to know what it is

>>51171910
what is it?

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>>51171749
You're the overly aggressive grot from the last thread. Look here m80, the Rusky have more skeletons in their closets than there are closets. I love Russian history and literature but you have to be more realistic about yourself. Most of you are self loathing and repressed. You don't care about Bulgaria so you don't know much about who we are and how we live, but if you or anyone else knew how good we have it socially and environmentally, you'd be envious as fuck. T*rkish rape babies meme doesn't bother anyone because we know what we are well enough to not be self conscious about what someone somewhere thinks. I'm sorry you're so bitter.

Invade Albania or let italy take it?

>>51172468
yes

Cant sleep.
Dont know what to do.

>>51171749
Why is butthurt the go-to insult for russians?

No, I'm serious, someone tell me.

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would you?

>>51172784
Yes, Imagine fucking those lips

Ok lol turkey surrendered very quickly, after 2 marine invasions, the greater one at adana and the lesser one at trabzon, and the quick anschluss of their capital and finally just one more marine invasion on Izmir.