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1. Your cunt 2. Can you grow a proper beard 3. Why are whites

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1. Your cunt
2. Can you grow a proper beard
3. Why are whites the worst race at growing full beards
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USA
Yes
Because sissy northern genes

Being Italian and Irish may make me a non-white, but at least I'm a man
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Uh ever seen a Viking, any Germanic is a godtier beard grower
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I can grow a proper neckbeard (unlike the guy on the pic) and a decent mustache.

However, my mustache doesn't connect to my beard, I can't grow those "connectors".

Also I have a hard time growing hair on my cheeks. Which sucks tb.h
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that same shit happens to me
kill me please
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>>51167627
Flag
no
That would be asians
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>>51167746
no, I've never seen a cowboy either
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>>51167627
whites are the best beard growers, non-whites who think they are white ie Irish, Spanish, Italian are bad at growing beards
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>>51167627
Real whites are great at growing beards :^)
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Mulatto here

I am bald at 25 but can grow an amazing beard

It's a good trade-off tbhh
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>>51167933

do you have a big dick?
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>>51167627

i can grow proper thick beard, but it varies from blonde to ginger and it just look fucking awfull
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>>51167627
You're right, asians and mesoamericans are pro beard growers.
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>>51167627
What, Asians and Blacks are both worse at growing beards. Asians are flat out less hairy, and blacks have fucked up coarse hair that makes growing a beard for most unfeasible.

Middle Easterners generally get a beard at 12 years old though
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>>51167799
Cheek or sideburns? I can't brow cheek hair but it grows on my sideburns and I have a lot of hair under my chin and and the corner. None of it connects at all though. I can't even grow hair on my top lip.
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>>51167960
medium
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>>51167627
I can grow a beard , but as a lanky blonde it doesn't fit me at all.
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>>51168013

I can grow sideburns very easily, I'm talking about hairs further inward if you understand what I mean. I do grow hair there, but it's not dense at all. However, I've never let it grow for more than 2 weeks and I'm still 20 so who knows?

My dad can grow a proper beard but my maternal grandfather couldn't. So I'm quite afraid.
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>>51167903
>whites are the best beard growers
thats ayyrabs
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If you can't grow a proper beard you're not white.
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I can grow a moustache and kin and neck are also covered but my cheeks are spotty and that sucks :(

BUT I CAN DO AN EPIC GUY FAWKES BEARD xD
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>>51167627
1.- Asspain
2.- No
3.- That's chinks.
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>>51168115
lolno
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>>51167627
>whites the worst race at growing full beards

top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE
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>>51167627
1. flag
2. not really but I haven't tried in years
3. We aren't, native americans dont grow facial hair at all
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I don't know because I shave you filthy fuck.
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>>51168115

>Giant fucking pube-fest
>Best beard
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>>51167978
I have the exact same thing
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Flag
Yes
Shutup, Yussuf
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Yes, I can grow a beard in no time.

And I'm Indonesian-Dutch so I had a double disadvantage.
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Beards are for hipsters and terrorists
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>>51168365
>native americans dont grow facial hair at all
That's a myth. It was just part of most native cultures to pluck their facial hair.
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>>51167627
Im white and I can grow a full beard in a week
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>>51168447
this guy is definitly not full native
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1. Muhrican, Spaniard stock
2. half proper calico beard
3. not enough moor genes
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>>51167627
My facial hair is blonde, so even if I let it grow it'd be almost invisible.

Though I can't grow a beard.
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>>51168447
interdasting
I also seen in the movies and art they have little to no body hair, did they pluck that too?
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>>51168447
>implying he was full-blooded

Eskimos don't have beards and they only have driftwood and bone tools, no razors.
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weak stubble is all I got
pureblood slavs seem pretty shit at facial hair until they get 40
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I could probably grow a beard. The longest I've gone is about 3 weeks and it got pretty full. I had one or two blind spots on my chin, but they were beginning to fill in when I shave. I still have mild acne, so growing it out would be terrible for my skin since I use all kinds of creams.
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>>51168554
This ;_;

I will look like a fag if I just let it grow.
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>>51168546
Here's another then.

>>51168603
>they only have driftwood and bone tools, no razors.
Which is why they would pluck the hair, not shave.
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I'm Afghan and I can't grow facial hair for shit. I honestly think it's the chink admixture.
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>>51167627
>Why are whites the worst race at growing full beards
why are whites the best race at evolving from ape
who knows, the apes don't know for sure, i bet the white people know, i bet they know a lot with their big brains and less hair
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1 Portugal (Duh)

2 Yes

3 Because they shave.
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>>51167627
>3. Why are whites the worst race at growing full beards
fat americans pumping themselves with corn syrup, MSG and other GMOs
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>>51168706
Humans didn't evolve from apes they simply had common ancestor with them. A common misconception.
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>>51168558
>did they pluck that too?
I think they just aren't swarthy enough to notice. They are descended from asians so that's why.
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>>51168760
then why do black people look like apes?
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>tfw the whiskers on my neck and cheeks are thick and dark but my moustache is thin and light

Forever cursed to have a dirt stache
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>>51168850
I said humans.
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>>51168890
ok ;)
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>>51168823
>mixed race exceptions that prove the rule

cool
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>>51168978
>>mixed race
How do you know?
Show me a scientific study that says native Americans can't grow beards.
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Flag
I guess, it's not a full beard yet because I'm young but a pretty decent one
idk
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>no ones mentioned Indians yet
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>>51168055
5.5?
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My moustache doesn't fully connect with the rest of my beard, so it looks a bit weird when I grow it out. Also, my beard starts to curl a bit when growing out, so it looks stupid before it can grow long enough to become god-mode (so I shave it off before then).
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>>51168760
didn't evolve from the current ape species
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>>51169542
spotted the paki
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>>51167627
No, I only have 3 hair threads in my chin
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USA
yes
If youre white and cant grow a beard you have kek genes

Pic related
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>>51170982
back to /pol/ faggot
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>>51171071
sounds like someone cant grow a beard you ladyboy
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>>51170982
Why are you playing tacticool inside the USA?
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>>51167627
USA
Yes
The fuck are you from where white men can't grow..... Oh. Sorry, didn't see you're from kekland.

The Celts and Germanics grow great beards dude.
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>>51171254
I was a wild land firefighter this summer and shmeaghs works way better for keeping nuclear hot bullshit from getting underneath my shirts as well as protecting my neck from sunburn and from woodchips flying out of the chainsaw. Also a good sweat rag
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>>51167627
1. My vagina, my home and native land...
2. Yes. Yes I can.
3. Some are, some aren't. I'm pretty white (a bit of this, that and the other, but the end result's pretty pale). My beard is blond on my cheeks and under my lip, black along my jaw, and on my neck when I don't trim it, and red on my chin... but it is a beard.
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>>51167627
1.NZ
2.yes
3. Are we talking
Int/ meme's? or real life?
If real life then southern europeans grow good beards and full ones so can norther europeans

Your not white ether Op and nor am i now fuck off.
My beard is small and that is a better thing about it is easy to manage.
yes i'm fat so STFU
>>51169599
you have to grow the side parts and cut loose ends it takes practice

why are you having trouble growning a beard OP?
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>>51168115
all arabs grow are neckbeards though
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>>51172121
I seriously hope you're about 40 and not in your 20s.
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>tfw attempt to grow beard just to spite gf
>it looks shit and i know it
>think itll fill out in atealt a couple of months
>still shit
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>growing a beard
>not getting a soul patch like a proper douchebag
Anyways, South Indians can only grow soul patches ;__;
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1. flag
2. yes
3. i'm white, whats your point?
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>>51167627
Flag
Not yet, only 19
It's not a racial thing, there are plenty of white guys with huge beards.
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>>51170982
would chill with tbqh
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1. USA

2. I'm in my 20s and I have never even shaved once

3. muh heritage is a mix of Anglo, Irish, and French and all of them seem to do okay except me
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I can grow a moustache to rival Tom Selleck, but my beard is a hit and miss.
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1- Andalusia (Spain)
2-Yeah
3- Viking are White! lol
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>>51173143
that is an impressive beard

>>51173294
you look homeless
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>>51173350
>that is an impressive beard
thanks i made it myself
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>>51173143
slav/beard
youre alright in my book
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>>51173294
please lose weight and cut off most of your hair
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>>51167698
Are you autistic? Refer to>>51167746
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>>51173402
Hi Britton
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>beards
the facial fedora, only in the rarest of cases does it look good
and when it does it trick all the idiots to grow it and look autistic
face the truth
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>>51173402
cheers nigga, keep saving those forests
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>>51173350
All Spaniards are homeless

>>51173404
I've cut my hair... and in 2013 I weighed 180 kg.
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>>51167746
>Vikings
>representative of any modern Germanic nation
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>>51167627
Haven't shaved in a few days.
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>>51174652


EWWW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ARE YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM IN THE FLY?
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>>51173495
this guy knows
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>>51174693
I am euphoric.
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>>51173495

Beards are stylish right now man, any woman will tell you the same.

At least a bit of scruff is preferred.
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>>51174718
You look br af desu
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>>51174718

Why do you live in a lava lamp?
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>>51167627
Flag
No
They're not
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>>51174743
>>51174755
My camera lens is slightly stained.
See this perfectly white box
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>>51174811

it's creepy m8, you look like you've been permanently slimed or belong in a leprechaun movie.
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I keep clean shaven. I think I could grow an ok beard but whenever it grows more than a couple of millimeters I can't help but start plucking the hairs out. I end up with ugly looking holes in my beard and scabs from hurting myself occasionally.
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Flag
Yes
You mean Asians, right? Non white Westerners on this board are retarded.
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>>51174887
Why not just shave it like the rest of us?
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>>51173495
it's only fedora tier when you actively style it like those faggots with sailor tattoos and apply beard oils
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The only beard I can grow are two tiny spots on my chin.
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>>51175046

Are you proud of your Finnish ancestry?
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>the current year
>not having southern european hair/beard genes
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>>51175116
how hard was it to cross the border?
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>>51175116

you look like the type of cunt that'd be """randomly"""" picked out of line for an inspection
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>>51175206
mexicans cant grow beards

>>51175211
literally am good call
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>>51175116

nigga learn to condition your hair if you're going to keep it that length, you look homeless
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>>51167627

I shave every morning after I've taking a shower, regardless.

Clean shaven, beautifully sculpted white facial features with a tight fitted suit is the patrician master race.
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>>51175063
It doesn't bother me.
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>>51175261
Can't be assed to
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>>51175568

Then cut it, you actually look like shit
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>>51175612
dont care
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Bitch please. males care more about beards than women. the biggest determinant to attractiveness is the structure of your facial bones
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>>51175707
Which you can hide/improve using your beard. It's like you're the only one who didn't get it.
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I usually pluck it all out, but I haven't bothered in the past month
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>>51168554
>>51168656
>spics
>blonde
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>>51175116
>albertobarbosa.jpg
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>>51167627
I can grow a proper beard, yes. Most can here.
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Can't grow a beard, but girlfriend is asking me to since she likes it.
I don't.
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>whites
>not being able to grow a beard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE
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>>51179015
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>>51167627
mex
no
I blame my father for not inheriting beard genes
pic related, not me but a comparison of my brother and cousins
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>>51167627
>1. Your cunt
fleg
>2. Can you grow a proper beard
define proper, i have a chin curtain
>3. Why are whites the worst race at growing full beards
>mfw bearded nigga or indian
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>>51180985

I thought nords always had facial hair...
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>mfw there are actually people who are bald or can't grow proper beards
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Can't grow a beard at all. I shave once every 3 months or so.
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1. land of the free, home of the based
2. I can't grow hair right under my nose for some reason. Everywhere else is alright
3. I thought that was Asians
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>>51182336
>some reason. Everywhere else is alright
Ah ahhahahahahahahahahah neckbeard. You got shitty genes,but just kill yourself you low androgen receptor faggot
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>>51179015
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>>51182381
by right under the nose, I meant the philtrum, which is pretty common. It looks even though.
It was worse when I was younger, but I think it's getting closer as I get older
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>cant grow a moustache and beard to save my life
>only neckbeard and goatbeard
>literally 90% of Greek males have facial hair
>no gf
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>can't grow beard worth a shit
>somehow going bald at the same time
HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE
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My skin is too bad to wear a beard.
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One week until movember ends.
The problem is that i'm working with people on a daily basis, so my bitch ass nigga boss can say something about it.
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