Lads I cannot stop laughing. Some yank fuck posted this on my cousin's wall, I just had to share it here.
Hurritage/cringe general I suppose
(family name is blacked out)
>>51155168
No idea why anyone would be proud of Irish heritage tbfh.
Haha he has a potato nigger fetish haha
>>51155348
Apparently we're still enriching your lives to this day :^)
>>51155348
me neither, but the type of people that do are always low class. Manlets talking about "we fite so good and drink so well cause I'm irish!" or fat women acting like they are spastic and "speak their mind" because "im an irish woman!!!"
aka an excuse for spergs and the genetically unlucky to excuse their behavior
>guy is obviously mormon/watchtower or another similarly devoted heretical christian offshoot
>is in contact with other churchmembers from across the world
>strong possibility that he or a family member has either gone or will go to ireland as part of a church mission
>"haha lets laugh at this guy"
do you have fucking autism, this is as edgy as going into a church and laughing at everybody because they like, just dont understand man, religion is the opiate for the masses dude
>>51155168
>Thanks for joining us tonight, Bill!
>>51155848
His daughter(?) did add me alright because we share the same family name. I don't know what you mean about Mormons, just some yanks who believe we share muh heritage due to the same family name
American Irish are true, untainted Irish.
>>51155168
>I really, really like this country.
>>51156067
fucking underrated post
>>51155168
>>51155962
>>51156067
>>51156079
straight to the nearest YLYL thread on /b/ it goes
real irish coming through
I'm confused about what is even happening here.
>>51156135
Good lads
>>51156079
fucking overrated reply
>>51156159
shame you made it out alive, friend
>>51156151
YOUR HERITAGE THATS WHAT
>>51155168
It's all yours, my friend
>>51155348
Being an alcoholic isn't that great desu senpai
>>51156135
>>51156197
Are you making fun of us because we care LESS about our heritage than you do?
Is that what you guys mean when you say we have no culture? That we lack a class system based on ancestry?
Is it funny that we see heritage as just a fun little affectation while you take it deadly seriously?
>mfw Americans call it St. Pattys Day
>>51155168
>be me
>always thought I was English
>generic English last name
>thought "Kiss Me! I'm Irish!" shit was tacky
>St. Paddy's day 2/10 holiday
>Dad gets DNA test.
>His Y chromosome has some telling markers
>Direct male descendant from Niall of Nine Hostages
>most fecund male in Irish history
>mfw
>be irish
>entire country exists for disillusioned americans to visit
>has zero (0) use outside of this small bit of tourism
if i was a irishman i would fucking kill myself
Who is this Brother John?
>>51156514
We call it that because it doesnt really mean anything to us.
It's just a fun throw-away holiday used as an excuse to get drunk.
Why did we stop discriminating against the Irish again?
>>51156582
That's not really an explanation for why you call it Patty's Day.
>>51156642
Sorry Germany, I don't have the time or fucks to give to write you out a 10 page report with footnotes.
>>51156642
>Americans
>Needing explanations to do stuff
lmao tbqhwymnf (to be quite honest with you my nazi friend)
>>51156467
I think they're making fun of the American tendency to latch onto their family's history and attempt to adopt it as part of their identity. I.e. that guy who is "a quarter German, a quarter Swiss, half Irish, 1/18th cherokee" and talks about his "irish blood" all the time
I think it's a weird phenomenon too, not everyone takes it as a "fun little affectation"
>>51156574
My cousin
>>51156828
We're a nation of immigrants.
I guess in the future we can make fun of them for talking about their "quarter Paki, quarter Jamaican, half Nigerian, 1/18th Indian" identities.
>>51155168
'''''''''''''''Irish'''''''''''''''''''-''''''''''''''''''''''''Americans'''''''''''''''''''''''' are the worst tbqhwyf
>>51156735
>trying to sound like a tough guy on a Japanese board for cartoons
>>51155168
>>51156642
>Was? Was ist ein "nickname"?
C'mon, I know you krauts can't be that robotic
>>51157206
Irish anything are the same all over.
>>51157239
Good meme pic
>>51157239
thanks posting this on r/4chan aitt[1]
As I type this
>>51156574
the isis guy that beheads hostages
>>51157279
updooted
>>51155168
Nuke the midwest.
>>51157230
Calm down, Adolf.
There's no need to go Forth Reichtard.
i mean just look how happy obama is to be back in his ancestral homeland
>>51157113
He seems like a cool guy, you should hang out with him more.
>>51157410
We often get twisted :)
>>51157490
I bet he's as nice to you as he is to the retards he meets on the internet.
>>51155168
I don't get it
>>51157639
Nothing really to get desu, just your average yank celebrating his heritage. I just never expected my own family to be heritage'd so I found it quite funny.
>>51157639
People who care about where their family come from are retarded.
Talking to strangers in a friendly way on the internet is cringe-worthy.
Like, I'm sure no one in South Africa cares about where their ancestors came from, right?
Youre all just one big happy family with no differences at all.
>>51157714
Average?
>>51155168
I already know his last name is Bill Worcestershire or something like that, plastic paddy to the max
>>51158152
kek, my name is of Scottish origin I believe.
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