>European narrator: Here we see a fine specimen of ctenophora,

Cuz only supergaylords watch nature shows for the nature tbdesu fampai

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I was in America for "shark week" a few years ago. The memes are real...

I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

literally this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6DFsKpBoBY

>>51146029
>it ain't me starts playing

Is Denmark even relevant on the world stage?

It's a recent development because if you looked at old nature docus from when my parents were kids (like those filmstrips they used to show you in school), the narrators didn't talk like that. They sounded like OP's Yuropoor narrator.

>>51146029
Don't be jealous of our culture.

>>51146597
God... is that spider actually growling?

>>51146825
no they are sounds from other animals lol

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>american documentary about astronomy
>watch out boyz dat supernova could totally blow your shit
>"mr dickshit of arizona university" : maaan if dat supernova were to land on america your body would evaporate in seconds
>remember even astronomical events are a threat to your children
>god bless

>>51146029
You forgot to mention the obnoxious Australian accent

>>51146816
lol

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>Americans not listening to Steve Irwin the lord of Animal documentaries.
And they said Europeans were smart.

>Watching boring shit

What a waste of time. We don't have that long to live.

>>51147135
>dying of heart attack at 30
Yeah, you don't.

>>51147009
The new Cosmos series wasn't too bad tbf, even though it got a bit fedora-esque when it talked about the Catholic church.

>>51146029
>Explain this shit, Amerifats.

were just really cool, i guess

>>51147134
you meant to say David Attenborough right?

>>51146597

oh god its true

>>51146597
What in the fuck?

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>>51146597
>that guitar in the background
>cat noises when zoomed in on the spider
>"military grade optics"

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>>51147324
>Americans think their documentaries are "really cool"

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>>51146472
>he visits America for shark week

>>51146029
>watching nature documentaries

Into the trash it goes.


>>51147209
As opposed to getting blown up by a car bomb at 25, Mehmet?

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>>51148004
It was a coincidence, I was visiting relatives. It was the year that the discovery channel got in trouble for fabricating a bunch of stuff about a "Megalodon".
>>51148014
>he doesn't want to learn about the natural world

>>51146029
This so much.

They need to present heavy visual and auditory stimuli to the dindu's to catch their attention because they can't make sense of the information in documentaries.

This is l i t e r a l l y the reason everything there is dumbed down.

t. amerigan expert

>>51146597
>>51147679
>>51147526
>>51147412
>>51146825
>>51146973
I don't see what the problem is with being both entertaining and informative.

>>51148156
>I need to watch a documentary to learn up about the natural world instead of reading a book

Who's the fucking retard again, Nigel?

This reminds me of that Yotsuba edit

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>>51147238
The animated stuff really annoyed me. It was nowhere near as good as the original. Fucking Family Guy faggot.

>>51148306
>implying they're not using holywood jew magic to stretch 3 lines worth of info over 10 minutes to reach the next commercials

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>>51148380
Is there anything they won't ruin?

>>51148420
Ovens.

>>51148342
A picture paints a thousand words m8.
>>51148306
There's just a lot of superfluous exaggeration in the descriptions and ADHD-style editing. Tbf, they're still better than the "man eats lots of food" or "hillbillies do silly things" shows.

>>51148342
>2015
>almost 2016
>reading books
no you are the retarded

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>TOOONIGHT AWN PAWN STURRRRS
>AYY HISTAWWRRRIC VIDYAA GAEEM
>"Hwut, people useta play dis garbage? Waddsid cawlld anyway, Gawllaxian? An ya say yer baud id in ninedeen sevndee for ten grand off Elvis? I'll giveya twenny bucks for it."
>AND A PIECE OF WOOD WITH A BACKSTORY
>"Dingo, getcher ass over herr an take a look at dat derr thang rite herr, dis lady says it was Hiddler's persunnell butt scratsher, says she stole it hwen aliums abducted herr to nahsee Gurrmany in de ayytees!"
>NAWWW ON HISTAWWRRRYY CHANNL

>>51148864
I didn't know euros got pawn stars too. It's horrible how the history channel has become the pawn stars and ancient aliens channel.

>>51148956
I will never forget the Hitler era. Every day, 24 hours a day, a different documentary on WWII

>>51148956
Don't they also 've a show about truckers in Alaska or did it get cancelled?

>>51148956
M8, Pawn stars is the highest rated show in the mexican History channel , they also has a bunch of mexicans talking about how hitler loved mexico and tabu: latinoamerica that is mostly about mexican lucha libre and transexuals.

>>51146597
>This compared to Attenborough
topkek

Attenborough is great though, anyone been watching The Hunt?

>>51149102
Ice Road Truckers. I actually kind of liked that one, it was comfy. Dunno if it's still on though, I remember they started doing a similar show for dangerous roads around the world like in India and Bolivia.

>>51148956
Ancient Aliens is at least fun to watch, whereas Pawn Stars, 5 trucking trucking shows, logging and other shows about mundane activities are boring af

>>51149026
>tfw used to watch history channel everyday after coming home from grade school
>those nice documentaries about the tsars, the germanic tribes, bronze age collapse, etc.
Fug, what happened to all of them anyway? I can't find them online.

>>51149026
We have a show channel called yesterday that's 90% WW2 stuff and sometimes shitty english low budget TV series from decades ago

>>51149517
>>51149102
Some reality TV "stars" are getting convicted for something in Alaska right now, been seeing it pop up on my news feed
But there's like a dozen reality TV shows there because it's 2015 so idk if they are from that show
Iraqi contract truckers would be a good reality TV show imo, work there for a year and you make enough money to retire easily
Although that may be why that isn't a show, those guys don't need extra money or more risk out there

Brother and brother in law work with trucks, know a couple guys who did it and now live comfey in the woods retired on their 30's

>>51146029
Blame the internet
No one watches TV so every channel has to appease the plebs

Besides that do you guys really hate stuff like this?
https://youtu.be/X5YaihAtnC4

>>51149102
Don't forget the moonshiners and the redneck lumberjacks of oregon

>>51149743
>Iraqi contract truckers would be a good reality TV show imo, work there for a year and you make enough money to retire easily
>Although that may be why that isn't a show, those guys don't need extra money or more risk out there
>
>Brother and brother in law work with trucks, know a couple guys who did it and now live comfey in the woods retired on their 30's
How does one get this job?

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>>51149782
Ants are cheating because ants are the most awesome things on the planet. You could show a diorama of ants and it would still kick ass.

No mention in this thread of:
Nova
60 Minutes
Ken Burns

This thread still gave me a good laugh though.

>>51150353
Ants are fucking irritating. Only thing more annoying might be mosquitoes.
Fuck off, shitty insects, REEEEEEEEE

>>51150357
Nova needs to release new episodes more often tho. Frontline, Ken Burns, and American Experience too.

>>51146472
Shark week is stupid.

>>51150674
Best get used to them, more than half of all insects on earth are some kind of Ant. They have successfully colonized every landmass on earth which can sustain life, and nothing short of human intervention can remove an Ant colony.

>>51150855
Weapons of mass destruction that targets only ants and mosquitoes when?
>tfw it gets hot and humid which is bad enough, but then that means the insect population explodes by a million percent
Glad it's winter time tbf.

>>51146597
>growling noises

fucking kek

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>>51150921
That's when they seek shelter indoors, though. Human lodgings are just too comfy to say "no" to

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>tfw steve irwin will never come back
thanks for reminding me

>>51150978
I don't mind spiders. They're our allies in the war against insect terror.

>>51150855
Ants are more infiltrating than Jews, and that's somethin

Just as there's a Jew under every pillar of a government building, there's an ant behind every blade of grass in your garden.

>>51147049
shit, you're right, stevo used to do jump cuts

we get steve bradshaw now, who's british and memetic but at least he saves the jump cuts for outside of when he's on site himself observing the animal

>>51151002
He died at the right time, he's a hack nobody compared to the people on youtube who put a hookcactus on their ballsack.

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>non-australian """""""spiders""""""""
git gud

>>51151226
pretty sure that's fake

>>51146029
That isn't the worst of it. Try listening to any nature doc that adds horrendous sound effects without blowing your head off

>narrator talking about lion hunting patterns
>pans to male lion
>*insert cartoonish ROAR soundbite*
>lion is just sitting there licking its balls

>>51151483
Scary thing's that it is real.

sometimes its pretty amusing imvho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-BbpaNXbxg

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>>51151483
>pretty sure that's fake
>canadians in charge of """""animals"""""

Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc