>wake up >Europe is now this What do?

>>51144990
>Litva

eat shit canukek

>>51145021
there is no need to get upset

>>51144990
>go to canada
>beat the fuck out of you for making a shitty threads like everyday
>back to my shithole

>>51144990
Better iberia (north), wake up shit smoke eat go to work and wait to die

enjoy my new german serfs

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invade Europe

>>51144990
>Olomouc
>capital of Moravia
triggered desu

>>51144990
I'm ok with this

>>51144990
Be a marcher lord, kill celts and laugh at backwards welsh faggots from my castle

Nothing.

Hey, return back our Saint-Petersburg!

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>>51144990
>KGD of Toscana
More like KGB of Toscana.

>>51146336
>implying Anglo-Saxon ladies weren't fucking Welsh bulls 24/7

>>51146445
Good thing i'd be a norman lord with a fat bitch of a norman wife then

>>51146406
you mean the Finnish swamp around the small fort of Nevanlinna?
Located in the middle of Inkerinmaa, an area where the local language is very close to modern Finnish?

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>>51144990
It's time.

>>51146636

No, I mean current Ingermanland which we conquered in 18 century, when you even not exist.

>>51144990
could be worse

>>51144990
declare war on the finnish empire and reclaim norrland

>>51144990
Wear kilts on a day to day basis and speak panceltic

wake up speaking cornish i guess

Genocide Ulster Scots so we can finally integrate the North with the first world

Then I would celebrate Lughnasa with my true Celtic brothers

>I'm now in crypto-france
>My city borders a hostile foreign country
>My captial is on the Continent

Fucking shit. 0/10 would not recommend

>>51144990
>What do?
Wonder who put drugs in my morning coffee

>>51144990
Would definitly approve 2bh

Deus Vult the shit out of my neighbours, then form the Greater Kingdom of Castille. Unite Iberia by marriage with Asturias, then conquer Catalonia and Euskadi

>>51144990
Fuck you, we're neutral and won't merge with anyone.
We won against empire, nobody can force us to join them.

>>51155085
Come on baby, with the combined forces of the swamp jews and the mountain jews, we could kuck the entire world out of their shekels.

>>51155155
I just want to be alone with my cows on my mountain, I ain't even a town jew :/
But we can make some trades, I'll give you chocolate and watches if you give me some edamer and dank weed.

>>51144990
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