Why do Americans wear shoes?

Now for the serious, non-meme question: Why DON'T Australians wear shoes? It's disgusting.

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>>51138389
>shoes

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>americans wear shoes inside

>>51138389
>Americans
Just wait till you Aussies hear how Americans wear thongs

wtf why would i do that

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>bringing your muddy shoes inside with you and sitting on the couch

>>51138377
Now here's the hard mode question: Why do Americans enjoy wearing shoes within their households? I'd imagine you guys would take better care of your carpets and rugs.

>>51138605
Mind you these are the same people who drink buttered coffee from red cups.

>>51138605
Many of us don't do that, only poor people do

>>51138947
>american wealth distribution

>>51138947
That's a lie, but it would be even more stupid.

The rich don't clean themselves, and besides that, you have areas where shoes should be worn. Rich people usually don't ask for their visits to be barefoot.

Wearing shoes inside is super comfortable, i always do it tb.h

>>51138736
What? Wait what?

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>>51138947
My family is wealthy and we wear shoes on our hardwood flooring

>>51138736
Red solo cups are for parties. They're economical and convenient. And nobody puts butter in their coffee flavored milkshakes.

>>51139011
do you sleep with your shoes on?

>>51139030
the same shoe you wear outside?

>>51138947
my grandparents live in marin county and they do that

I shower in shoes

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>>51139061
>nobody puts butter in their coffee

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>wearing shoes without socks

>>51138389
>wearing foot prisons.

>>51138605
With the way your guys internet is censored, how have you even learned what rugs are?

>>51138377
Well you know, without feces to walk in the mitochondria have weakened so our soles need protection from dirt and footfags.

>>51139175
that is absolutely disgusting. but i think some idiots do it as a """""""""fashion """"""""" ''''''''''''''''''''trend""""""""".

>>51139174
Close to nobody does this in the US. Although I'm about to try it right now cause it sounds pretty good.

>>51139194
Snort some creatine then lad

>>51139175
>>51139246

lmao shows how autistic you are

google trainer socks

>>51139185
>ohboyherewego.jpg
The World Wide Web is composed of more than Facebook and Twitter dude.

>>51138736
ayyy lmao
My proposal would be wearing some comfy slippers in the house if you insist on wearing something on your feet. Just my two cents t.b.h f.a.m.
To be fair though, I do appreciate how Americans have dryers built into their homes. Waiting for hanged clothes to dry in the winter is a downright pain in the ass.

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>>51139314
>bulletproof coffee
>bulletproof

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>>51139357
>trainer socks
Did you mean: faggot socks?

>>51139357
>trainer socks
nigga, i know those things, but there was one time when i asked the visitors to take off their shoes b4 they enter our house some of them doesn't actually wear socks even though they only cost $0.30, absolutely barbaric.

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>>51139174
>be american
>chances of getting shot is sky high
>better be sure that muh coffee wouldn't get lead poisoned
>puts butter
>now it is bulletproof, and i got nothing to lose...my coffee is titanium!
>gets shot by random mugger
>dose't drink the coffee
>coffee gets cold
>stray animals drinks coffee
>animal got shot.
the cycle of shooting death continues ...

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>>51139545
>be american
>get shot
>tip the shooter
>proceed to call taxi instead of ambulance to avoid 100k bill
>tip taxi driver
>die

>>51139011
>Was sind Hausschuhe und Pantoffeln, Kevin?

>>51138462
On... On their hands? Like gloves?