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Do you know John 3:16? Just say yes or no.

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Do you know John 3:16?

Just say yes or no.
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>>51130963
Tell me more about this john
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I know nothing about Bible

Well, it has 7 commandments
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>>51131006
Do you play monster hunter lad?
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>>51130963
nope
Is that the valley of shadowy death or whatever?
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>>51130963
Nah, Europeans don't actually memorize Bible verses.
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Yes

Thank you religious education in primary school
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I know Austin 3:16
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>>51130963
You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16. Anon 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
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>>51130963
yeps
but i admit i googled it to make sure

>>51131030
nope, that's Psalm 23:4
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Does anyone know Uno Farto 3:17?
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>>51131083
This isn't night calls
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>>51131083
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>For God so loved the world that he gave his only son, so all who believed in him shall be saved

My favorite Bible verse though is probably when Jesus called a gentile woman a dog. (Mark 7:27, Matt 15:26)
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Of course, I grew up in a fundamentalist church where we were taught that the Earth is 6000 years old and the entire Old Testament is to be taken literally. I've read that stupid book from cover to cover at least 3 times.
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>>51130963
For God so loved the world as to give his only begotten son...

>>51131070
Psalm 22 depending on whether your translation uses Greek or Hebrew numbering
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>>51131083
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>>51131201
lol nice try, just like how every gay person grew up in the "Bible Belt" so they can blame society for their failures in life

This isn't the Spanish Inquisition, you were never abused by the religious. If anything, the opposite is far more likely post-"""enlightenment""" era
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>>51131408
This.
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>>51131100
>>51131127
>>51131290
Ayyy
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