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>Be me,a portuguese guy in Norway
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice two nordic woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say ''Good morgen''
>They respond with: ''Good morgen''
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say ''Portugal''
>They say:''Cool''
>They ask me what I'm doing in Norway
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the nordic ladies
>I say:''How about you stop harassing those ladies?''
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask:''Where do you come from?''
>I say:I come from Portugal,the last bastion of christianity in europe,the most honorable and glorious country in europe,never conquered.
>They run away:
>Suddenly the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>They get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
>They say:''Thank you João,if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children,unfortunately norwegian man are keks and inferior to atlantic men...You come from a good country!
>I look at the sky and say:''Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada''
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>>51115116
t. Alberto Barbosa
But seriously, close your eyes when dreaming.
>>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>>They get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
Mixing Moors with Scandinavians doesn't equal blonde blue eyed children , Alberto.
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>>51115347
my genes are recessive,don't worry
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>>51115479
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>>51115347
>moors
I hate this fucking meme.
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>>51115116
Bravo.
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>>51115116
>
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>>51115605
What meme , it's true. Just like all Germans are rape babies :^).
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>>51115605
Then stop being a moor and become a rich country.
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>>51115791
how do i stop being something i'm not?
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>>51115347
>>51115587
>>51115751
>Atlantic_Med
>33
But you are portuguese rape babies...
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>>51115116
Iberians confirmed for best posters.

If you know how much I love you, Portubro. Perhaps the things would be different.
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>>51115116
*and then I ran away to a just-discovered shithole and name it Pilazil
FTFY
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God bless you Barbosa
We need more men like you
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God bless.
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i cry evry time
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That last phrase did it for me. It sounds so epic and soulful despite me not understanding it.
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Rereconquista when
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>>51118188
>'Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada''
"This is my beloved blissful homeland"
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>In a coffee shop on campus with my mother and girlfriend
>out of nowhere black people and liberial white apologists start flooding the store and scream black lives matter and Islam is a religion of peace
>everyone starts looking down to avoid eye contact
>they start pointing at me and start calling me a racist
>"prepare the BBC inshallah!"
>know there's no escape
>they are about to have their way with my mother and girlfriend and convert them to Islam
>all I can do is get out my wallet and prepare the to tip each of the big black bucks
>from doorway a thunderous "PÁRA AÍ!" echoes through the store
>everyone turns to look and see the radiant 6'4" swarthy gentleman with his shirt buttoned open revealing his broad olive skin chest
>he saunters into the store with his glorious black mane flowing in the wind
>"WHO DA FUK R U NIGGUH" shouts one of the mongrels
>"I am Alberto Barosa, defender of justice and all Christian people."
>They all start going bananas and charge the handsome gentleman
>he quickly and easily bests them
>the crowd begins to clap as all of them flee the store and immediately gunned down by the police
>We shower our Portuguese savior in roses and tips.
>"Não precisa me agradecer. preciso ir agora"
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Do you need a hug, irmão?
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>>51119641
That was great
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>>51119641
I cry everytime T-T
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>>51119641
Nice
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>>51118214
I say Now.
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>>51120190
newfag detected desu

OUT OUT OUT
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>>51115116
beautiful

I am now defender of Portugal on this board
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Portugal will you be able to defeat Isis
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>>51115116
>I completely destroy them
Lost my sides
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Dás Orgulho aos teus egrégios avós
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>>51121235
Nunca soube o que egrégios quer dizer
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>>51115116
Is your name Alberto Barbarosa?
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>>51121382
alguém que inspira admiração
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>>51121534
sorry I don't talk to disgusting muslims
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>>51121584
wow rude af senpai
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>>51121615
REMOVE KEBAB
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>>51115116
>blonde blue eyed kids
Stopped reading there. Lies.
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>>51115116
The only part of this story that u know is 100% is the part about the cross necklace
literaly all of us have one
Here is mine
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>>51115116
Melhor que a Ílidia
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>>51121957
>tfw I don't, and never had.
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>>51115116
that's pretty good
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>>51115116
O teu outro da ditosa patria minha amada foi mais engraçado.

3/10
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>>51115116
>>51119641
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>>51122096
Then you cant be portuguese
Please go ask your mom if you are adopted
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>>51122182
I was baptized though. I think that's catholic ergo portuguese enough.
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>>51119641
>>51115116
Am i safe to assume that you guys look like this?
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>>51115116
alberto
l
b
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r
t
o
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>>51115116
>>51119641
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>>51119641
fuckin lol
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>>51115116
>>51119641
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>>51122507
E bom que essa jola seja uma super bock
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>>51122652
>E bom
É bom

aprende a escrever
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>>51121957
uma cruz tão pequena fodasse mata-te meu...
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>>51121957
Não, eu não sou azeiteiro
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>>51122722
>Vai pó caralho
Esá melhor assim
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>>51122898
>azeiteiro
Os a azeiteiro nao usam cruzes pelo menos nunca vi um com uma
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>>51115116
>Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada''

hahahahhahaha
força Portugal
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>>51122959
são mais os semi-ciganos...
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>>51122737
Tás ai todo agitado pa que
Se queres chatear alguem vai chatear este gajo >>51122096
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>>51122959
Lol, os azeiteiros andam de cruz e camisa de alças
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>>51122987
Ah ai está a diference eu uso o meu fio dentro da t-shirt os panisgas dos semi-ciganos usam os fio por fora de t-shirt
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>>51123043
Desculpa la mas n sabes o que é um azeiteiro
so os pretos azeiteiros e que usam cruzes
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>>51123083
eu também uso por dentro da t-shirt,é por isso que quando me encontro em situações como as do post original,meto a cruz para fora...
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>>51123183
E nunca fiz isso pk raramente vejo kebabs na rua
so vi um ou dois na baixa
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>>51115116
Thank you Alberto!
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>>51123043
Eu não vejo cruz nenhuma
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>>51123083
>>51123183

>t-shirt

suca pica dos ianques.
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>>51123573
suca?
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>>51123573
Top kek XD
Dude i think you ment to say something else
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>>51123793
is this the famous alberto barbosa?
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>>51115116
Good job bro
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>>51123812
This is our typical women carrying the gene of the handsome moustache.
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>>51123812
that's Albertina Barbosa
pic is Alberto
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>Didn't kill kebab

5/10
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>>51123858
>aquele lápis na orelha.
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>>51123852
>woman
that's a fucking kid
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HEROIS DO MAR
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>>51124107
NOBRE POVO
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>>51124195
NAÇÃO VALENTE E IMORTAL
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>>51123892
He should have use a curvy montante for max kebab removal
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>>51124241
Levantai hoje de novo
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>>51124107
>>51124195
>>51124241
LEVANTAI HOJE DE NOVO
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>>51115116
>moor's last shitpost
>by sardine rushdie
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>>51115116
9/10 enjoyed the bants
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>>51124320
O EXPLENDOR DE PORTUGAL
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>>51124432
ENTRE AS BRUMAS DA MEMÓRIA
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>>51115116
DELUSIONTUGAL
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>>51115116
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>51124455
OH PÁTRIA,SENTE-SE A VOZ
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>>51124455
Ò pátria sente-se a voz
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DOS TEUS EGRÉGIOS AVÓS,
QUE HÁ-DE GUIAR-TE À VITÓRIA!
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>>51124663
ÀS ARMAS! ÀS ARMAS!
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>>51119641
>all I can do is get out my wallet and prepare the to tip each of the big black bucks

10/10
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>>51124760
SOBRE A TERRA, SOBRE O MAR,
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>>51124760

Is it common in Portugal to hold your sword upside down? How many fingers have you lost before you realized you have to hold blades by the hilt?
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Is this Alberto Barbosa meme some way of Portugal trying to save face from all the map threads?
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>>51124851
He is asking god to bless his sword before battle plus he is wearing armor
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>>51124800
CONTRA OS CANHÕES MARCHAR MARCHAR
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>>51124851
>not using every part of the sword as a weapon
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>>51124981
Bro you jumped the gun
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>>51124800
Às armas, às armas!
Pela Pátria lutar!
>>51124981
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>>51124878
>map treads
do you mean the outbursts off australian autism?
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>>51125167
Saved
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Heróis do mar, nobre povo,
Nação valente, imortal,
Levantai hoje de novo
O esplendor de Portugal!
Entre as brumas da memória,
Ó Pátria, sente-se a voz
Dos teus egrégios avós,
Que há-de guiar-te à vitória!

Às armas, às armas!
Sobre a terra, sobre o mar,
Às armas, às armas!
Pela Pátria lutar!
Contra os canhões, marchar, marchar!

Desfralda a invicta Bandeira,
À luz viva do teu céu!
Brade a Europa à terra inteira:
Portugal não pereceu
Beija o solo teu jucundo
O Oceano, a rugir d'amor,
E teu braço vencedor
Deu mundos novos ao Mundo!

Às armas, às armas!
Sobre a terra, sobre o mar,
Às armas, às armas!
Pela Pátria lutar!
Contra os canhões, marchar, marchar!

Saudai o Sol que desponta
Sobre um ridente porvir;
Seja o eco de uma afronta
O sinal do ressurgir.
Raios dessa aurora forte
São como beijos de mãe,
Que nos guardam, nos sustêm,
Contra as injúrias da sorte.

Às armas, às armas!
Sobre a terra, sobre o mar,
Às armas, às armas!
Pela Pátria lutar!
Contra os canhões, marchar, marchar!
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>>51125261
Aposto que não sabias que isso não é o hino todo
https://youtu.be/CBN8YEp4ba8
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>>51125261
Maioria das pessoas nao sabe que isso e que é o hino todo
https://youtu.be/CBN8YEp4ba8
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>>51125371
Que não sabiam que isso é*
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>>51125371
>São como beijos de mãe, Que nos guardam, nos sustêm, Contra as injúrias da sorte.

nunca percebi a predominância do complexo de edipo no sul da europa
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>>51126501
Do you have mommy issues, fellow tuga?
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>>51126724
não... eu e a minha mãe nunca fomos muito próximos.
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>>51126795
Podia ser pior, anon.
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>>51127322
>Podia ser pior
podia ser muito pior
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>>51122722

>aprende a escrever

Aprende a escribir, africano
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>>51127502
>Texas
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>>51119641
Kek
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>>51115843
HOLY
>>>>ROMAN<<<<
EMPIRE
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>>51115116
>>They ask me what I'm doing in Norway
>>I say I was just visiting...
>>Suddenly 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>>They start harassing the nordic ladies
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>>51127606
>h
>r
>e
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>>51127451
That´s fucked up
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>>51115116
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>>51124851
it's a real sword not a light saber
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>>51115116
that story actually made me laugh. Thank you, Portugal. I will now go to sleep with a smile on my face.
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WE WUZ MOORZ N SHIET

t. Alberto Barbosa
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HAIL, BARBOSA, THE CRUSADER WHO CAME OUT PORTUGAL
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A liberal muslim rapist ISIS recruiter professor and bomb maker was teaching a class on Muhammed, prophet of Islam.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Allah and accept that BBC is the best cock the world has ever known, and that little white cocks need chastity locks!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, christian portuguese man who had a great mustache and understood the necessity of christianity and agreed with every decision made by the Holy See stood up and held up a picture of a navigator.

“Who is this navigator, moor?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Islamically and smugly replied “Ahmed Muhiddin Piri, better known as Piri Reis, you stupid Christian”

“Wrong. It’s Vasco da Gama. If muslims are so great, as you say, then why did the Portuguese discover the route to India before the Turks?”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Quran.

“W-Who are you?!” The professor shouted

“my name is Alberto Barbosa, defender of justice and all Christian people.”

The professor stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “opressed” minorities (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving whites. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a leftist muslim professor.

The students applauded and all accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. Fernando Pessoa flew into the room and read "Mensagem". The Lusiads were read several times, and Dom Afonso Henriques himself showed up and showed the student how to slay the moor.

The professor was stabbed to death by Alberto and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

“Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada” t. Alberto Barbosa
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>Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada
can some poortuguese (or perhaps even a huezilian) vocaroo this for me please?
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>Thank you João
Can't stop laughing at this
Send help
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>>51128864
You'll have to ask that tomorrow, everyone is asleep, it's 2:54 am
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