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Why is Poland so awesome?

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Why is Poland so awesome?
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>>51113352
I used to be germanboo, but after I read about Polish history I with all germans to be rape and suffer horrible death

now can you give me a free copy of Witcher 3
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Nyihi
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It really isn't, family.
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>czsz
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The Teutonic Order was more awesome t.b.h.
Poland got rekt by them good
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>>51113352
Because played it cool and turned the other cheek in 1654, 1772, 1793 and 1945 and welcomed Swedes, Russians, Austrians and Prussians as brothers, and more, as masters. I bet I could plant a Slovenian flag in the middle of Warsaw and all the Poles would abolish their country and join mine without a single shot fired (like they did in 1654, 1772, 1793 and 1945), being such mellow dudes.

Btw, can a Pole film himself bowing before me and worshipping me as his lord and master? Shouldn't be hard for a Pole.
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>>51113565
GRUNWALDER YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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Pls explain this picture. Who is the guy in the front and who is the giant in the back?
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>>51113657
Green forest? huh?
>>51113673
>guy in the front
Poland
>giant in the back
Teutonic Order
I assume it's about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grunwald
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>>51113565
>Poland got rekt by them good
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>>51113657
>>51113749
>Green forest? huh?
Oh I get it now, fug
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>>51113632
>Slovenia
Your country literally didn't exist before 1991. You were a part of Austria.
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>>51113352
Poland smells like biscuits.
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>>51113352
Thanks m8
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>>51113673
>>51113749
>>51113806
fun fact, when the English merchants asked us about that tree from our lands. We said it was from Prussia - pol. "z Prus"

They still call it Spruce.
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>>51113632
Why do Slovenes (at least the ones on /int/, I assume there's more of them than just you) hate us so much?
Not baiting, just curious.
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>>51113856
personality disorder, there is no such thing as Slovenia.
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>>51113822
Yeah, and your people moved into Europe from Central Asia in 1355. So?
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they just are
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>>51113565
Quite the opposite
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>>51113912
Slanderous lies.
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>>51113856
Poles are proud yet opportunistic and poor. A Pole with a szlachtinic surname is likely to live in a commieblock today.This disparity between glorious history and miserable reality makes you easy to bait. Heh heh heh.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl7t19eXy88
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>>51113352
Poland stays alone against German. wew
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>>51113780
>be poland
>use every peasant to attack enemy
>win until Russia does it better me

nice job panie
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>>51114084
Yeah, we fight the Germans alone.

Meanwhile you, our eastern "brothers" suck their dick and backstab us.
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>>51114129
What are you even trying to say?
1000-1650 Poland dominated the whole region.
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Why is that Teutonic order dude displayed as a giant? What is the symbolic meaning behind that? Were they that strong militarily?

(I suck at history 2bh)
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>>51114215
Oh c'mon, you were a mess between c. 1030 and 1300, which is why Hans snatched up Šlonsko and made your borders interesting but your country Hans-dependent as a result.
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>>51114286
I dont know desu. This picture actually makes me cringe
>https://www.artstation.com/artist/jakubrozalski
here have some more better stuff of this guy.
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>>51114286
It's a symbol of a german power trying to erase the Polish culture and Polish people from history

It's not necessarily about the Teutonic Order itself, but Germany.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulturkampf

Also, when the Prussians acquired Polish lands, they did pogroms on Poles(using jews to do that), removed every trace of any Polish activity in those regions and claimed it as theirs.

The Brits used Prussia as their lapdog and diversion in mainland of Europe. Brits funded Prussia and funded partitions, they also funded the polish uprisings against Russia, because they knew that if the Poles do the uprising against Prussia, Prussia will become a third world shithole with only German-Brandenburg part. That's why they baited Poles into Russia, which didn't end well.
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>>51114391
Your fucking mum was a mess once I was done with her.

Seriously, read some actual history not typical /pol/ bullshit huurr rmuh poland was shit, gib german lands back.
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It's shit. You guys might think we're real hard-asses and shit but Poles have been buttfucked throughout history over and over again and even our proudest moment in WW2 we still got buttfucked and had to be rescued by faggot russians. The women are sometimes nice to look at, but are in reality vapid whores with next to no personality and are in no way faithful (it's a different kind of female entitlement to the west's)

There are some nice things about Poland, and nature is nice in summer but this place is a real shithole. I'm moving to Australia soon and already have everything set to go. Fuck this place
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>>51114167
I don't really remember us sucking German dick against you. I remember some wars with Rech Pospolita though. Also cool wings.
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>>51114623

this
except I'm moving to good ol' UK
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>>51114623
>but Poles have been buttfucked throughout history over and over again and even our proudest moment in WW2 we still got buttfucked and had to be rescued by faggot russians
t. someone who knows shit about Polish history
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>>51114662
>I don't really remember us sucking German dick against you.
Partitions, World War II, genocide of the Poles.

Not enough?
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>>51114684
where in the UK are you moving to m8
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>>51114685
>t. someone who knows shit about Polish history
>muh ancient times shrowded in myths

deluded fucking idiot, keep telling yourself how great this country is and maybe someday your delusions will overtake your perceptions of reality or some shit
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>>51114129

Poland used an amateur army but the vast majority of it was composed of nobles. It was actually how nobility got so much power over the years as they demanded privileges each time the king asked them to go to war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pospolite_ruszenie
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>>51114623
no, please don't do this.. bratushki, slavs will raise again, we'll back our glory..
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>>51114767

Cambridge
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>>51114623
We started being buttfucked at some point, we had a few good centuries.
>moving to Australia
enjoy fauna
>moving to UK
enjoy muslims
I just have to save (well, start saving) some monies, finish language course and I'm good to fuck off back.
Nigdy nie myslałem, że za Polską można się tak stęsknić.
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>>51114391

Silesia was actually snatched by Czechs not Germans. It came under German control when Austria annexed Bohemia.
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>>51114623
I want for us to rest finally, to just be happy. This country is so sad.
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>>51114802
Just get the fuck out from my country already, little shit. We don't need subhuman shits like you.
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>>51114732
You do realize, we split you with Germans because we didn't want to continue that bloody messed war? At least we save HALF of Poland from German genocide of slavs. And you, you should join our side but you chose Germans intead.
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>>51114870
>enjoy fauna

Moving to Victoria mate. No deadly animals there at all except maybe some big spiders but they're ok. Enjoy your euro bullshit ireland, hope you don't die on this shitty sinking ship
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>>51114859
nice hope you like it here
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>>51114623
Well yeah I made this thread to bait everyone but I seriously like Poles.
Poland is obviously not greatest country in the world, but it's not nearly as bad as you perceive it to be. I've been to Poland. Come live in Balkans to see shit. Yet even here you can be happy.
Poland at least has some future.
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>>51114913
>At least we save HALF of Poland from German genocide of slavs
USSR killed as many Poles as Germany.
> And you, you should join our side but you chose Germans intead.
What?
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>>51114947
>Poland is obviously not greatest country in the world, but it's not nearly as bad as you perceive it to be. I've been to Poland. Come live in Balkans to see shit. Yet even here you can be happy.

You are comparing shit to piss. New World is best world
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>>51114913
>At least we save HALF of Poland from German genocide of slavs.

But you genocided slavs like a year before that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Operation_of_the_NKVD_(1937%E2%80%9338)
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>>51114892
now you are just baiting
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>poland gets rekt multiple times by The Teutonic Order
>calls in all their allies and uses all their peasants and finally win
POLAN STRONK X---DdD
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>>51114941
My heart is with V4 and Ireland.
I was a little, let's say, upset with Poland when I decided to move here but maybe you will feel what I feel now after a few years.
That homesick feel, despite everything, Poland is not as bad as many of you think.
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>>51114947
>Poland at least has some future

debatable
economy is in foreign hands and the demographic crisis (that will most likely destroy the country in the future) has started already
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>>51114913
fuck, are Russians really that delusional?
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>>51114992
>pzsceks complaining about NKVD when it was founded by a Pole


lmao
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>>51114970
You didn't help Russia to attack German and didn't let them pass through your territory, because I don't remember you either standed neutral or something.
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>>51114055
epik simbly epik xD
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>>51115068
Anchujus Kutasus, wypierdalaj i oddaj Wilno.
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>>51115035
>https://secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/Do_Prezydenta_Rzeczypospolitej_Polskiej_Andrzeja_Dudy_Referendum_w_sprawie_prawa_do_powszechnego_posiadania_broni/?eJhoVjb
soon friend it will be even worse.
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>>51114991
Don't be so sure you'll like it there.
>>51115058
What demographic crisis?
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>>51114433
>>51114506

interesting, thanks
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>>51115072
Last time Russian army had access through our territory, we got partitioned.
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>>51113352
it's only awesome on /int/ where it is perceived as a white bastion, while in reality it's just Russia-lite
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>>51113352
>draugir
Looks like they need a witcher.
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>>51115068
Spot Igor.
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I hope you can read Russian

Bcё жe 10 ceнтябpя фpaнцyзcкиe вoopyжённыe cилы зaкoнчили paзвёpтывaниe пo штaтaм вoeннoгo вpeмeни и нacчитывaли пoчти 5 млн чeлoвeк, a зa дeнь дo этoгo чacти 9 фpaнцyзcких дивизий нaчaли пpoдвижeниe в пpeдпoльe линии Зигфpидa к вocтoкy oт Caapбpюккeнa, нe вcтpeчaя coпpoтивлeния вoйcк пpoтивникa, кoтopым былo пpикaзaнo yклoнятьcя oт бoя и oтхoдить нa линию yкpeплeний. Пpoдвинyвшиcь к 12 ceнтябpя в глyбинy гepмaнcкoй тeppитopии нa дecятoк килoмeтpoв нa фpoнтe пpoтяжённocтью oкoлo 25 км, фpaнцyзы пoлyчили пpикaз, пpинятый нa Bыcшeм вoeннoм coвeтe coюзникoв в Aбвиллe, пpeкpaтить нacтyплeниe «ввидy быcтpoгo paзвития coбытий в Пoльшe», a чepeз нeдeлю нaчaли oтвoдить вoйcкa нaзaд. Эти дeйcтвия Aнглии и Фpaнции, бpocившиe Пoльшy нa пpoизвoл cyдьбы, в дaльнeйшeм пoлyчили нaимeнoвaниe «Cтpaннaя вoйнa».
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>>51115130
>What demographic crisis?

extremely low birth rate + large scale emigration
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>>51115198
Spot the retard.
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Пo зaвepшeнии Bтopoй миpoвoй вoйны, нa Hюpнбepгcкoм пpoцecce бывший глaвa Bepхoвнoгo Кoмaндoвaния вepмaхтa Йoдль yтвepждaл, чтo «пpoцecc, пoдoбный Hюpнбepгcкoмy, нe нaчaлcя в Гepмaнии в 1939 тoлькo пoтoмy, чтo пpимepнo 110 фpaнцyзcких и aнглийcких дивизий, cтoявших вo вpeмя нaшeй вoйны c Пoльшeй нa Зaпaдe пpoтив 23 гepмaнcких дивизий, ocтaвaлиcь coвepшeннo бeздeятeльными»[4].
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>>51115179
>Russia-lite
oh god I would like it to be. This country is seriously fucked up.
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>>51115058
>demographic crisis
Btw, when I move to Poland with my gf we are planning to have 3 kids, you basement dwellers should find a way into gf, not Australia
>>51115127
>Kolonko is in USA
>makes a petition for legal firearms in Poland
USA is a state of mind
I always wanted a glock, gotta watchout for armed bydlos though.
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>>51115130
>Don't be so sure you'll like it there.

I've already been there. I love it. Sure it's not perfect, and no country is, but it's nice and peaceful. It isn't dead like Europe and filled with layers upon layers of shit
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>>51115179
>Russia-lite
Every Slav country is ''Russia-lite'' to a non-Slav.
Poland is better country than Russia to live in. Not by a large margin, but better.
>>51115235
How do you even fight low birth rate?
I mean, even far richer countries can't do much about it.
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All I need is a polish gf

I love you Kasia
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Poland is great, I have read all of Davies' histories on the country and have nothing but love for it. Been there before to visit JP2's home and see some of the beauty of the country. What a great country.
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>>51115211
>>51115260
Let me help you, that's called Saar Offensive.
But you aren't right. First, Soviets didn't do it to save Poles, but to acquire buffer against Germans.
Also, they shot 20,000 Poles.
Communism was meh.
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>>51115434
>Been there before to visit JP2's home and see some of the beauty of the country. What a great country.

Try actually living here instead of just visiting Warsaw or Cracow or whatever
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FILIP K. ARE YOU HERE
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>>51115454
Ofcause they shot, because those Poles supported nazi intervention.
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>>51113352
He's a big knight.
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>>51115489
Oh I know man, I visited my family in Lodz (post all the big nose memes you want), it's not that great of a place but still really admirable
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>>51115561
dla ciebie
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>>51115545
>Poles supported nazi intervention.
of course, every pole did it. we even built those camps to commit massive suicide in the name of the master race
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>>51115545
>those Poles supported nazi intervention.
wtf
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>>51115545
>those Poles supported nazi intervention.

THIS IS WHAT PUTINLANDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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>>51115412
>How do you even fight low birth rate?
Well, make familly and have well paid job that makes you afford having more then 2 kids.
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>>51115545
Not true.
I wish we could just put all of this behind and change this pathological slavic family into something spectacular.
There's too much butthurt and rewriting history, sadly.
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>>51115545
holy fuck I am mad as fucking hell
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>>51114913
>we saved
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>>51115545
They were literally Polish officers, policeman, and intelligentsia.
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>>51115723
Yeah but birth rates are low in the West too. And they have well paid jobs. I believe people are too materialistic today, that's a part of the problem.
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>tfw born Polish
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>>51115916
>inb4 polish intellectuals
>>51115312
dzieki Wojtek za podpisanie petycji
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>>51115545
Funny how Russians have their own, unique version of history which they maintain even if the entire world calls bullshit.
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>>51115916
They got oficial order from their president (which ran to France) to obey Russian soldiers. I've just read in wiki.
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>>51116021
That's how a proper state works.

We should learn from that.
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>>51116021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Poland
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>>51115916
I think this particular Stalinboo considers this a usual, straight road into the communist paradise of the worker class. Something sad and awful, but necessary for greater good, you know.
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>>51116003
A-ale ja jestem Sławek
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>>51115970
I just want to finde cute woman, have good job and make 4 -5 small fellas [spoiler]I am not manlet[/spoiler]. But here its so hard.
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>>51114056
>Lithuanians only 7%
>Had more than half the commonwealth

How?
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>>51116040
And they obeyed, but NKVD decided to remove elements which could potentially oppose their rule.
Don't fucking defend communists, you have no reason to. They killed your own people too. In millions.
Why can't you people separate Russians fighting Nazi aggression from NKVD shooting people on the orders of Georgian manlet?
Be proud of some aspects, but denounce the faults. Don't be a drone.
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>>51116227
>had
kek, Lithuanians didn't even speak Lithuanian, they speak old Belarusian or Ruski (not Russian).
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>>51115545
>>51115916
>intelligentsia
No smartasses allowed in a communist paradise whether they support Hitler or not.
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>>51116239
No, they didn't. They contradicted in Wilno, Grodno and some others cities.
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>>51116102
I have no idea on what is he basing that. Soviets themselves denounced Stalin after he died, Russian government did that shitload of times since 90's.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-11845315
>>51116182
It's not impossible. If you want 5 kids you have to give up on some things. But is it worth it? Probably.
Modern man (and woman) get lost in some meaningless shit. Then they feel sorry when they grow older.
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>>51116364
just stop already
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>>51113822
Sloshits BTFO
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>>51116364
>literally genociding intelligent people in the name of progress
communism, not even once
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>>51116437
Stop what?
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>>51115211
No we can't, fuck off
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>>51116419
Maybe because Soviet Union invaded them?
How can you defend this shit? Do you support Germans exterminating 1/4 of Belarus because some partisan killed some German somewhere?
Like I said, you have no reason to defend them, so don't. Despite what you were taught by your parents or whoever, Russia was not USSR. Your country died in 1917.
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>>51116546
pretending to be retarded
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I like Poland but hate the people, kind of like with Russia but opposite.
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>>51111111
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>>51116755

I hope you respect the Pope
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>>51116755
that's quite accurate, but tell me its after ural people
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>>51114623
It's ok to have a little pride in your country lad

Even the shittiest of African countries can say "at least we have our own unique culture"

What about Poland-Lithuania? What about Kasmirez III?
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>>51116958
he's a leftist fuck or a jew
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>>51116991
you are delusional or under 12, fuck off.
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>>51116893
I'm not catholic but I have nothing against the guy

>>51116913
Most non-bydlo Russians are pretty similar to Finns, and most non-churka ruskies are partially finno-ugric
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>>51116354
>Lithuanians didn't even speak Lithuanian,

nice meme
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>>51115382

cool pasta, reported
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>>51117414
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>>51117411
But you fucking didn't. Most people spoke Ruthernian (old belarusian) or Ruski (old russian)

Your language was made up in 19th century.
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>>51117638
Another great meme.

Vytautas writes to Emperor Sigismund in 1420 (Codex epistolaris Vitoldi. Pars I, Nr.861)
...in terra Samaytarum, (...) que eciam est et semper fuit unum et idem cum terra Lythwaniae, nam unum ydeoma et uni homines.

Samogitia which is and always was one with Lithuania, because the same language and the same people.

Sed quod terra Samaytarum est terra inferior ad terram Lythwanie, ideo Szomoyth vocatur, quod in lythwanico terra inferior interpretatur. Samoyte vero Lythwaniam appelant Auxstote, quod est terra superior respectu terre Samaytarum.

Because Samogitia lies lower than Lithuania it's called Žemaite which in Lthuanian means lowland. Samogitians call Lithuania Aukštaite which means highland because higher land than Samogitia.


Jogaila to the papal legate in 1421 (Lites ac Res gestae inter Polonos Ordinemque Cruciferorum. tomus tertius. Posnaniae, 1856)

"Samogitia and Sudovia (...) are an important part of the Lithuanian Principality and belong to the principality;
...
The inhabitants of this land speak Lithuanian. And they do not have any other language than Lithuanian.
...
Samogitia, that is, in Lithuanian - Lithuania lower."
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>>51117638
Like the Czech one was. Do we have to go through this shit over and over again?
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>>51117729
Your language was fucking dead for the entire time in history, you fuck.

Your steppe dick sucking with Moscow before us doesn't count.
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>>51117903
>get proven wrong
>get butthurt and start throwing insults

yo rofl
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>>51117956
Look what language was used in Commonwealth. :^)

Yep, no Lithuanian.
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>>51115545
WHAT THE FUCK?
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We generally failed at establishing successful or even decent country and society.
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Let me tell you. What you actually refer to Lithuania was Poland.
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>>51114859
to do what..
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>>51118175
This.
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>>51118097
Shut up. Enough.
>>51118138
Oh shut up. We didn't fail. We just broke out of communism.
>>51118175
Ruski literally what are you saying in this thread? You make no sense.
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>>51118192

steal and rape
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>>51118175
No reverse, Lithuania ruled the union
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>>51118263
shhhhh, Litwa is our province.
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>>51118311
>Lithuania ruled the union
kek, good one
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>>51113352
>>51113565
>The Teutonic Order was more awesome t.b.h.
Thats because it was german.
--> German Order
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>>51118138
Who cares? Today if I had to choose any country to live in Europe, it would without a doubt be Poland.
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>>51118297
we got pakis for that, fuck off
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>>51118400
That's not how they looked like irl
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>>51118428
if this choice meant you didn't have to work.. then yes
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>>51118400
>German Order
I could fall for that 1-2 years ago but now everyone can see that you are just tripping mate
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>>51118450
Hello mr 600 year old Polish man.
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>>51118311
It is literally it. For Poland and Lithuania to be great together a Lithuanian has to become a Polish leader.

Same with Jagiello
Same with Pilsudski

But no country listened to Pilsudski, not even Lithuania so we got WW2. Gj world.

>>51118345
Yes, rightfully. But if they want independence so much who are we to deny them. I guess they could become our fief...
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>>51118510
Teutons used light armours to match Lithuanian ones, since they fought in swamps mostly.
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>>51118543
I hope you realise that Jagiełło polnised himself.
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>>51118435

just pakis is not enough
you are into that multiculti stuff these days so I want to enrich you as well
my balaclava and crowbar are ready, I'll be there soon lad
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>>51118399
What're you stupid?

>>51118738
Doesn't really make him a pole though
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>>51118855
Lithuania was just a Polish province.

The Crown led the union. The official language of the Commonwealth was Polish, not Lithuanian.
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Why won't they go the fuck home then??
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>>51118887
STFU
LITHUANIA RULED TEH SALVS!!1!!!
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>>51118738
Yes. But he wasn't a Pole by blood.

Lithuania breeds best Poles. If Lithuania just accepted themselves as Polish province it would be an overkill. We would have to annex Russia to match the awesomeness.

>>51119011
Oh shut up you love us.
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>>51119011
More place for them niggaz amirite?
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>>51119011
Who said we won't?
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>>51119033
yeah whatever
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>>51119040
Most poles in Ireland are the scum of the earth. Dunno about the UK tho.
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>>51118887
Yes, and Poles were on a good way to become a kind of Britons of the Commonwealth. And to go with same shit as Britons went with Irish, just because some Poles would be to much annoying to average Lithuanian. So could you now really shut up, please?
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>>51119040
Obvious Piłsudzki was so Lithuanian that he wanted to destroy Lithuania just so his home town was in Poland.
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I'm panslavist, I want Russia to be united with Poland instead of those tatrs, asians and others minorities.
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>>51119058
It looks that way to me anyway. And I only know of one pole who went back
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>>51113352

>the Teutonic Order, a single order of knights, as overwhelming force
>Poland, a whole fucking nation as tiny kek

kek
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>>51119146
>tatrs, asians and others minorities
how cruel
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>>51118494
Well every great nation has to fall some day...our time has now finally come

Atleast we can say we have a very long and old Long ago, we fought and beat Empire much larger then we...
We became Empires ourselfs eventually.

...over the years, we have done things other say are questionable


What about you Irleand
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>>51119172
You show your lack of knowledge about any part of history.
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>>51113565
Kek
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>>51119235
*old history.
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>>51119172
>tiny order
>fielded more armored knights than the king had soldiers
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God bless Poland, or brothers.
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>>51119303
than it was a weak king, but a king non the less

than it was a poor nation, but a nation non the less
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>>51119104
Most of Poles you meet are bydłos, quiet ones like me sit at home and shitpost on 4chan
>>51119159
I know some who went back and many who are going back, usually it's a pair who got married and who want to settle in Poland, have kids and stuff, you will be left with bydło and refugees, enjoy (I'm not really happy about that)
>>51119172
Tiny kek managed to BTFO an overwhelming force
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>>51119390
We were richer and stronger than you though.

In those times you were a total joke, just like we're now.
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>>51119390
They had more armored knights than your
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
It too must have been a weak shit state.
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>>51119397
Get out more then. Pls. And hopefully they do go home because if I'm not mistaken Poland has a population decline.
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>>51119235
You are assassins of Europe.
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>>51119498

and it still lasted longer than poor Poland :^)
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>>51119522
kek alright....whatever you say Ireland.

You have a good night
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>>51119564
Because you foght meme enemies, we fought the real ones.
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>>51119616

meme enemies like France?

Get real, little plumber
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>>51119501
Honestly I hope that they (bydło) will go back to Poland and finish each other off with angry allahu snackbars so the normal people can live in peace.
>Get out more then
I would like to but our bydło and your knackers make me sick.
Ireland is beautiful though, I visited nearly whole island.
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>>51119720
Tru, travellers are the most degenerate ppl on the isle. What county u in?
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>>51119235

It's fucking great your cancerous country is finally dying.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=323_1429066834
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>>51119128
Lithuania refused to be a rightful Polish province, so he refused Lithuania to be a Lithuania. It was harsh but he didn't care about what is good for Lithuanians and basically fugged up our life together.

>>51119146
Then start from reading history of all the Eastern European nations, on Polish/English wikis. We're so butthurt on Russia stealing historical valors that we won't let ourselves lie about history.

>>51119564

Teutonic Order >> Polish Royal Prussia >> Prussia >> Germany

Germany >> legally Polish vassal.
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>>51119677
May I remind you how your country became a highway to Russia for Napoleon? Your country could have been partitioned multiple times in history and was only spared this because your enemies were never at your level of oppression.
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>>51119677
fuck off Niemcy, you never won against us 1v1.

On the other hand we won with HRE.
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>>51119806
Dublin. I love the western coast and I thought about moving there but it's time to fuck off back for realz.
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>>51119892
Cork here, Kerry is probably the most beautiful. Aside from the GAA teams and hatred of Cork.
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>>51119851
You know Poland...if a country like Britain would say that my feelings would be hurt but you...:
nah...not from someone like you haha
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>>51119892
Good luck in moving back. At least you'll have a good bit of zloty if you do.
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>>51120087

But your history is a joke.
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>>51120087
We don't care if our words hurt you, we just find peace in the thought that ahmed dick will surely hurt you and your """""""country"""""""".
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>>51120014
>Kerry
I loved it as well, I wanted to see it one more time before I book my ticket.
See Russia what you did, killed a good portion of our decent people and left us with bydło ;_;
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>>51120087
He's right though your country is a joke. Soldiers using brooms instead of guns, planes not flying because your too cheap to buy fuel or to train pilots in real life conditions. Germany is going down the drain even without becoming a caliphate.
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This thread is a prime example of why I hate some Polish people. You don't need to be so god damn butthurt when discussing history, does no good for you and if someone is trying to bant you it just fuels them.
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>>51120179
What does bydło mean and how do you pronounce it?
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>>51120087
Literally KC tier
>>51120091
Thank you, I hope Ireland will be safe, you deserve peace.
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>>51119862
But I want to read it in slavic language, not some nemcy-tier foreighner's lang.
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>>51120150
Give us back our isle pls
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>>51120087

I don't give a fuck about your feelings. I just enjoy muslims and leftists destroying your country and the West. Paris event was like an early christmas gift.
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>>51120337
>You don't need to be so god damn butthurt when discussing history
Would be really butthurt too if I had that history desu senpai
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>>51120393
Um, just try to read it more or less like 'beed-woh' or 'bidlo', something like that
Means cattle (I hope you get the reference)
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>>51120522
rekt
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>>51120337
Is your mortal enemy biggest nation in the world with a gazillion nukes?

Was your country attacked from both sides and from both sides exceptionally brutally?

Has your country lost 20% of people because of that?

Was your country given out to your mortal enemy who installed a puppet government and communism while the other mortal enemy got broomed by West into a EU leader?

I could go on, but I think I already hit the "right to be butthurt" level
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>>51120557
Ah, thanks lad.
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>>51120561
rekt in what?

Polish history is more interesting than the German one. In fact, the German one is a fucking joke. Even the Swiss history is more interesting.
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>>51120598
Well our "mortal enemy" is Russia so you can answer some of those yourself. And for example, in the 17th century, Finland lost about 1/3 of it's people twice because of war and famine. And we would have been under communism too if we didn't fight so hard that gaining us would have been more costly than what we were worth.
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>>51113749
> Lithuania win the battle
> Poland takes credit
Like always, not even mad
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>>51120639
Polish history is interesting as any country. But talking more or less about 20th century, it isn't a good time for Poland.
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>>51120783
>> Lithuania win the battle
You fucking idiot. Lithuanians started running away from the battlefield. It's literally written in the fucking article.
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>>51120809
That's because you know shit about it.
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>>51120729
>if we didn't fight so hard that gaining us would have been more costly than what we were worth.
kek m8 that shit never mattered Stalin was ready to continue the war if he didn't get what he wanted. You really think your resistance mattered to him when he was a few steps from gaining nuclear weapons?
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>>51120896
Suppose so.
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>>51120904
Then why didn't he? Also gz on being a sad little idiot, butthurt over the internet at a guy who did nothing against you. Grow up.
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>>51120783
>>51120835
Both idiots. Supreme commander was a Polish-Lithuanian King Jagiello. It was a joint victory and start of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
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>>51121005
He got everything he wanted at Yalta and keked Roosevelt so hard he almost fainted. It just seems Finland wasn't interesting or worthwhile in his mind.
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>>51121005
It's the state of mind. But please see some difference between our nations: we were running the goddamn business. You were at your best only the minor partner in the union.
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>>51120904
Why are you butthurt over the right to be butthurt. That makes you a fucking twat.
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>>51121147
Then why did he already have a puppet government formed that he wanted to implement? Your theory is pure butthurt

>>51121198
So? Getting butthurt over history is just purely retarded, you gain absolutely nothing out of it.
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>>51121072
Doesn't change the fact that Lithuanian troops were fucking running away like pussies.

And the commander was Witold the only Lithuanian with any balls.
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>>51121283
Leave the butthurt thread. You came in to tell us that you hate us for that and continue on complaining.
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>>51121283
No rather you overestimate the strategic worth of Finalnd and overestimate the effect of the winter war. Why should I be butthurt over Finland?
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>>51121283
Unless there are some guys who want to ethnocide you. You can see the remains of Partitions here; our history is taught in schools like if they never ended or were about to happen again.
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>>51121344
Nah, I enjoy this. It might be weird concept for you, but generally people prefer to do things that give them joy on some level, and avoid things that bring them sadness.
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>>51121416
Overestaming what? Can you stop throwing out random words and try to explain exactly how Stalin had no interest in us when he already had a communist puppet government ready to step in and take control if he managed in his plans to take over Finland.

>>51121440
And how does you getting butthurt over those things help you?
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>>51113352
I think Polish language is beautiful

If I knew any Poles IRL I'd definitely try to learn it.
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>>51121564
Don't ask me; I prefer to remember the Warsaw Confederacy over all those lost insurrections.
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>>51121455
It's not a weird thing for me. My friend enjoys telling me that Hitler did the right thing.

>>51121564
Because Finland is not Slavic.
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>>51121613
>is beautiful

Written one is quite terrible. Spoken is meh tier, like mix of french and russian
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>>51121564
No m8 you tell me how was the winter war a key in securing your neutrality when it decimated your army and Stalin had standing army that could just roll through your country. He simply didn't care when he got what he really wanted.
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>>51121667
>Because Finland is not Slavic
yes? What does that have to do with anything? That it's some beautiful "slavic soul" thing to be butthurt over things? And didn't you say you were a lithuanian and not polish?
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>>51121750
>decimated your army
We lost about 10% of our army, good to know that you're not even trying to argue with facts.
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>>51121761
Oh my God.

Russia always wanted to rule over all Slavic people. To do that they had to obliberate Poland who was de jure leader.

Poland is older, with better culture, righter religion, Western, more refined. Russia cannot have a country like this showing the rest of Eastern Europe that there is a different way.

Finland on the other hand is not Slavic. Not a contender to Eastern Europe. Simply not needed.
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>>51121835
Yeah and Stalin just got tanks that your army couldn't even immobilize not to mention destroying. He literally could just roll over Finland as he had more of those tanks than you soldiers.
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>>51121564
He had interest, but cost of geting to you was higher then your worth.
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>>51121943
> Stalin just got tanks that your army couldn't even immobilize not to mention destroying.
I see you continue your line of saying absolute nonsense. Next you're probably going to tell me that Poland had space travel in the 14th century.
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>>51121970
Which is exactly what I said at the start of this conversation? Jesus christ.
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>>51122003
Sure we had. It was Pan Twardowski's magical cock.
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>>51122003
T-34 mothefucker even the peak of german engineering couldn't match it.
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>>51122003
If we did, Europe would be Poland xD
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Soviet would have got finland if not for the fact that all competent generals was siting somewhere in prisons.
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>>51122045
Yes but it doesn't change fact that they could destroy you. Just you weren't worth the bullet.
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>>51122291
So you guys get super butthurt and act like little kids at the sandbox, even though you agree with me? That's even more retarded.
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>>51122364

You skipped my answer.

>>51121925
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>>51122434
That's not an answer to why you get butthurt, in fact it has nothing to do with it at all.
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>>51122434
And my point from the get go has been to ask why the hell you idiots let yourselves get butthurt over this stuff. It happened, you can't change that, making yourself mad is only punishing you and not anyone else.
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>>51122562
And how the hell can we know? There is no mirror in this world reflecting one's psyche. You can see us from the outside, so it's you who should study us and come with the answer.
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>>51122562

I'm just saying why Poland was more important to Russia than Finland.

Also for butthurring is that we're special like that. We unknowingly pursue what is an ultimate peace of Europe that includes Poland as one of the main pillars, otherwise Eastern Europe will stay a shithole that will be contended over by Germany and Russia. There is no other country like Poland. You can hate it. We don't care. Poland always gets that special love and special hate.
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>>51122902
We do pursue it? Oh well. But our Fińczyk is right: displaying butthurt doesn't get us close to this goal. Actually it's counterproductive. It makes something like a bullied kid who wants to become one of the bullies. There's nothing more funny.
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>>51113565
not really
there is no teutonic order today but there is poland
poland will always prevail
Poland: 1
Teutons: 0
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Are there any good books on poland post WW2? I'm currently reading "No greater ally" and "A question of honor". Do any of you polbros know of books during soviet occupation or about Witold Pilecki?
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>>51128385

>Soviet Occupation

I don't know any historical books about it from the Polish perspective about it but I read a great dairy by a German Surgeon who was in Koingsberg in '45 and lived for 2 years in both the Soviet and Polish part of East Prussia. I read it in polish but I don't know if there is an english translation. The original title is Ostpreußisches Tagebuch by Hans von Lehndorff

He paints a vivid picture of a man needed by all sides but vilified by them as well (doctors were scarce. Nazis thought he was a defeatist and Soviets and Poles simply because he was German) who watches the land of his childhood destroyed by war

>Witold Pilecki
The Auschwitz Volunteer. Beyond Bravery
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>>51128762
I think I've found an English version http://www.amazon.com/Token-Covenant-Prussian-Surgeon-1945-47/dp/B0007DMRNI thanks for the recommendations I'll look into them.
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>>51129229

Keep in mind that he was a very religious man and it would be hard to relate to his way of seeing things without understanding that kind of mindset.
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