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ITT: we imitate the speech patterns of American youth

LIKE OHMMIGAWDOHMIGAWDOHMIGAWWWWD!
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bro
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ay bae do you wanna come over and netflix and chill
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Black lives matter
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Oh my god bro just like whatever
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>OHMMIGAWDOHMIGAWDOHMIGAWWWWD!
Not everybody lives in so-cal
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THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY DUDE HOLY SHIT I'M SHITTING MY PANT RIGHT NOW
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Its actually about ethics in gaming journalism
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dude are you fuckin serious? mans need to chill, real talk
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UP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
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DUDE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?!
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buh gawd wud duz it meen
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>>51110102
>muh microstates
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It's gonna be great, something really special, you're gonna be so proud of what we built. Really great.
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When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So... like what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Do you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears Cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first,
Let me take a selfie
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>>51110331
this was so corny that i actually kekked at it
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>>51110331
FUCK YEA, MR. WHITE! BITCHSCIENCE!
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>>51109978
thats not how you make jungle juice it's one half vodka one half hawaiin punch
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>>51109978
>OHMMIGAWDOHMIGAWDOHMIGAWWWWD!
young people here do that too

too much television i say!
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>>51110352
This is /lit/worthy, mr. cram school teacher. I'm sure #taolin would love it.
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>>51110352
hai. hai. hai.
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Aah wuz like c'mon bro like what's the problem with filming your wife getting fucked by niggers
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hai where are de burger :DDDDD
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>>51110352
>Finland
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>>51110583
дыa бля внaтypи гpю чoткo eгo eбнyл a пoтoм этoт фpaep зaднюю дaл и зa шмoт нe пoяcнил
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>>51110626
more like
>every nordic country
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>>51110626
>fin swe nor
They deserve getting nuked more than China 2bh
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>Chad says I got that bomb ass pussy
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>>51110626
indeed finns truly have impeccable taste
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>>51110125
>he actually is

The absolute madman.
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>HEY DUDE, CHECK OUT DAT ASS!
>NO WAY DUDE, LOOK AT THAT DANK! SHE'S GOT SWAMP ASS!
>YEAH, BET IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN THERE.
>YOU SAID IT, BRO. CHEAPASS HOES!
>BUT, LIKE, WHAT IF YOU'RE ONLY SAYIN DAT CAUSE YOU KNOW SHE'D TREAT YOU LIKE AN ASSWIPE?
>DUDE, DON'T MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF!
>NAH, JUST KIDDING BRAH, YOU KICK ASS!
>ALRIGHT, SO WHERE ARE WE GETTING THE CUPS FOR KRYSTYL'S HOUSE PARTY? SHE'S SUCH A TIGHTASS FOR MAKING US DRIVE DOWNTOWN TO GET THEM!
>SO ASSININE OF HER! BIATCH!
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I have a cousin who's been living in California for the last ~10 years and ended up picking up the accent. Every time I hear her speak it feels like a part of my brain is dying.
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>>51110950
this is movie bullshit
here are actual phrases we say
>That party was lit
>hannah just cockblocked the shit out of me, what a bih (bitch)
>shut your bitch ass up
>After the party lauren was smelling like absolute ass
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>>51111309
also
>turn up
>im looking to get turnt tonight bros
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We so turnt. This party is fleek
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Why do americans always scream and shout when they're in groups?
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>>51110626
whoah wwew holy shit this makes me upset
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>>51111449
Because we are loud and social people
>mfw yuropoors autistic as fuck
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>>51111556
you have a point, I'd probably do the same if I were American just to fit in. Sometimes I wish people were as sociable as Americans here because it seems like making friends would be much easier.
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baka desu senpai
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>>51110897
>yfw americans poop their pants
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>>51111633
this is kind of the reason why greeks are loud as well
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU

American culture in 2015
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>>51111906
good stuff tbhwy both visually and musically
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>>51111906
Literally ooga booga tier.
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Like, ahmagad, OP is such a faggot.
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>>51109978
I would imitate the speech patterns of a Slovenian, but it's difficult to talk with a noose around one's neck.
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>>51113609
If threads like this make you suicidal, perhaps this isn't the right website for you.
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>>51111633
>it seems like making friends would be much easier.
it's not
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>>51113714
Pssst. Look at your country's suicide rate, Goran.

And, as a not-very-young American, this thread does sadden me a little.
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>>51113885
It is. You're just an autistic faggot.
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>>51113897
>Goran

In our case, it's suicide. In your case, it's morbid obesity. I like to think the former is preferable.
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>>51113945
i know
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>>51110268
noice
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Are average american really that stupid?
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>implying the whole country is shitifornia
You're triggering me desu senpai
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>>51114157
nobody gives a shit about the non-california parts of america senpai
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YO HOL UP
HOL UP
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>>51113961
I can't argue against that. There's too many obese fucks here. It's not even funny anyone, because I actually love my country.
>mfw I've had to consider the obesity rate of my destination for the last 2 moves I've made
>mfw the sheer number of hopelessly fat fucks in the Midwest and south actually triggers me
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>>51114192
Cückifornian detected
Kill yourself
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am I being detained?
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>>51111096

The valley girl accent is really fucking unbearable to listen to. It's the worst when women cling onto it in their 30s and forties. I can't see them as anything but oversized children.
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>>51114271
Calm down, Cletus, maybe somebody will notice you or even pretend to care.

Feels good living in the only part of America that matters.
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>>51111309
>Being a filthy chad
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>>51110626
kinda embarrassing

seems like we have some wannabe normal fags
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>>51111658

cant expect the sphincter to hold an avalanche of burgers
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>>51114584
As beautiful as I think the natural parts of California are, I think the people are the worst. You're Texas-tier stuck up your own asses. You're really on another planet, you fucking weirdos.
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>>51114757
shut it, canal boy
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>>51114757
>#AngryPanamanian
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>>51114584
>implying Midwest
I live on the best coast, the one opposite of the spic-filled noguns libtard land you dwell in

Enjoy paying $10 for a bottle of water, fucking retarded norcal wetback

Shouldn't you be attending your mandatory BLM protest right now?
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>>51114704
literally trying to make fun of me for going out with my friends and getting girls
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>>51114328
No, it's been replaced by the really nasal, tired, everything sounds like a question thing all educated white women under 35 are doing now.
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>>51112664
>>51112512
>>51113714
you know notice that Slovenians exist
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americans are very angry in the inside
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>>51114862
>mfw people don't respect public lands
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>>51114862
Wow, because that's so much better. It's all the same disgusting swamp with terrible weather and terrible people when viewed from the only good state in America (California). Enjoy your walmart fat scooters and redneck retards, buddy.
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>>51114905
Not really. Most of us aren't something on the inside that we're not on the inside. Quit trying to make us more complex/interesting/insidious than we really are. We're mostly just dumb, boring, and contented fat fucks. Those that aren't are the people getting shit done, and they're usually psychotic on the outside.
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>>51115083
California is just like any other new world suburb. It's boring, dull, car-centric and just like everywhere else without any unique factors.

No thanks.
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>>51114898
You now know the difference between the words "now" and "know" and also that you are a faggot.
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>>51114584
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>>51115083
>good state
>California
Yes, California climate and weather is amazing, especially when you take into consideration the commercial farmers turning your desert into even more desert, and the less than 50% white population leaving trash everywhere.
>calling other states stupid
toppest kek coming from the state that made fucking Schwarzenegger governor
>the people
CA is the birthplace of American spics and modern nigger culture (Compton, NWA). Not to mention the few whites left are the biggest socialist retards on earth. There's more fat idiots in CA than even Missouri. CA is also home to Hollywood kikes, Silicon Valley kikes, porn industry kikes, fags and idiot celebrities.

You're basically everything wrong with this country

When the wall goes up, you'll be on the other side you delusional faggot
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>>51111906
nigga wat
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>>51114209
my sides
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BRO IT'S A PRANK
DUDE
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baka desu senpai
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>>51115552
Woah, yikes, alright man. This got pretty weird.
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>>51116238
>talk shit
>get btfo
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded
Fuck off retard
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>>51116238
Arizonian here, I have to live next to you fuckers and your diaspora.
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>>51114757
Burgers are actually hard to shit out compared to most of our foods.
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>>51116382
I dunno man, I was getting some mad school shooter vibes from that. Best to back off imo.
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>>51116238
The only good things in California are redwoods and highway 1 the rest is superficial fucks living in shitty desert with big plastic tits and fake personalities.
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>>51110352
Beautiful
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So then I was like yea like whatever you know so like then he's like dude that's like totally not true so them im like i could care less you know like i would of like said anything

yea cool let's go to the starbucks and get some proper coffee cool
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>>51114209
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>>51117929
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>>51110626
w-where do you get those rankings :3
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>>51110499
>Slovenian /lit/ poster

Z-Zizek-sama?
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>>51109978
Like holy shit bro do you see that? That guys car has got THREE pedals! Thats some next level shit bro, I bet he can go THREE TIMES as fast as a normal car! And that weird thing in the middle where the drive stick usually is? You can move it around and shit, its crazy.
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Do young people really not speak/act like retards in your countries? Don't pretend.
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>>51110809
To which I would say
>you have fun with Chad, toothpick. I'll be having a great time with my girl
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>>51116461
You mean a combined total of two people? For every one of us there, there's 100 of you here.

No one gives a shit about your dull, backwards flaming hot hellhole of a state.
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>>51118654
Fucking gross, man
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Do american teens only put that amount of liquor in a fuckin cup?
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>>51110331
I don't get it
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>>51118950
I was waiting for you to say that, in fact I was expecting that exact type of response.
She's not even really fat, just doughy, which I don't fuck'n mind, those bitches are soft as fuck. She's got pretty hair, amazing tits and a great ass
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>>51118190
Tbh they don't.
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>>51119252


> this isnt fat in usa of fatmerica
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>>51119358
no friend she still is
that arm
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>>51119252
>pretty hair
>this thing
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>>51119108
no, I don't think anyone of any age does

All the liquor I drank or saw people drank as a teen was straight out of the bottle or in a shot glass
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>>51110809
So is it, bombass pussy or bomb asspussy?
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>>51109978
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>>51119252
>pretty hair
No
>amazing tits
She's fat
>a great ass
She's fat

You're a nigger.
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>>51119252
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>>51118654
Is she pregnant?
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>>51110352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
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>>51119358
>the canal of panama
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>>51109978
Hey bro you're looking swole, nice squats today, Lets hit the showers bro
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lets a man axe yous somefin
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>>51114157
>>51114271
>>51115083
>>51115301

well i live in cali it its pretty much just mexicans
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>>51122875
You didn't say "no homo," so now you have to suck my cock.
LMAO ur so gay dude
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>>51123311
Fuck. Dont wanna let my bro down. Rules are rules.
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>>51119252
Nah, she's fat
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