>I can talk to someone on the complete opposite side of the world in a matter of seconds
>>51102225
hello!
>>51102225
Hi. :3
>>51102225
tfw no gf
>>51102225
g'day :3
>however have no friend to talk to in real life
>>51102225
Comfy feel desu
And you use that ability to shitpost, look at porn, argue and post feels and cartoon frogs
>>51102301
Iktf mean kameraden
>>51102225
why is it americans always posting the most cliché retarded shit
>>51102383
That's okay anon, I wouldn't want to spend it any other way.
>born too late to explore earth
>born too soon to explore space
>born just in time to feel globally
What a wonderful world :3
>I can share feels with someone on the complete opposite side of the world in a matter of seconds
>>51102370
Everyone can do that, it's not special
r-right guys?
>>51102383
Hey! I only do 2 of those things here!
>>51102477
>Oh, look. It's the angry Panamanian being a jerk.
Quelle surprise.
>>51102383
Oooh look at you, mr "i contribute positively to society" over here
>>51102383
>"oh, these humans have created this incredible technology that allows them to communicate with each other across the planet nearly instantly! Let's see what they use it to say."
>"... benis."
>"ur mum m8"
daily reminder I fucked ur mum
>>51102383
>tfw I use /int/ to learn foreign languages by shitposting in generals
I love you :3
>>51102383
Internet is literal magic.
When you put it that way human sounds like a pretty shit species. But one question remains
What do you suggest we do tho
>>51102809
ur mum m8
>>51102809
There isn't anything wrong with those things if they are done in moderation. Having ""intellectual"" discussions all the time is pretentious.
>>51102225
Actually it's just your imagination. Right now you're in comatose stuck to an hospital bed. This is not real.
Thankfully to shitposting I have no time to realize how shitty my life became because of your degenerative western Internet.
>>51102383
I actually pick up words from native generals so that I can shitpost in their threads, respectively
>>51103037
oh shit.
how do I wake up?
>>51103213
Jump off of something tall
Works every time
>>51103037
What if we are really lovable and popular irl and have gf waiting for us to wake up from coma.
>>51103229
ok, thanks m8.
>>51102477
Why are you constantly anally ravaged about Americans?
>>51102477
ur mum m8
>>51102572
but does sharing your feels make you happy?
>>51102610
Never said I did m8
I'm taking you're an Amish on the loose? Hell is this?
>I can fuck someone's mother on the complete opposite side of the world in a matter of seconds
Hi Murica, i like u
Fuck the guys OP. Talk to me.
>>51104301
<3
u 2 bb
I can call someone on the complete opposite side of the world a niggerfaggot in a matter of seconds
>>51102685
Are those piss jugs?
>>51103930
It's called rumspringa
>>51104301
*high five*
Sup, Mathieu?
truly amazing. our ancestors would have been flabbergasted at the mere thought of it and yet to us it's just another one of the blessings of science and technology.
what a time to be alive, lads
>>51104764
who /tailerparkboys/ here?
>>51104075
Lel
>>51104833
Im fine, thanks. Help us if russians attack the rest of Europe. We are poor and ugly
>>51102225
>And i realise they are all equally retarded
>>51105078
f r i g o f f
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>I can call someone on the complete opposite side of the world 'alberto barbosa' in a matter of seconds
>yfw you get a (you) from another country
>>51105413
>use the greatest networking tool of in human history to hang out with a bunch of other losers from all around the world
>>51102330
ʇuпɔ ʎʞǝǝɥɔ
>>51105561
>>51105573
Meh
>All the peoples of the so-called Christian world have been reduced by patriotism to such a state of brutality, that not only those who are obliged to kill or be killed desire slaughter and rejoice in murder, but all the people of Europe and America, living peaceably in their homes exposed to no danger, are, at each war thanks to easy means of communication and to the press--in the position of the spectators in a Roman circus, and, like them, delight in the slaughter, and raise the bloodthirsty cry, 'Pollice verso.'
- old Leo about /int/
>>51105663
Oh,my bad
>>51105719
This is true about pretty much the entire world now desu
>>51105078
Go the fuck on, Ry-andy, you cheeseburger eatin' mufk
>>51105136
We'll take any chance to fight Ruskies, Polebro. We got you.
Hello World! :D
but I'm sure it would be better if I didn't come here. I realized the world was full of shit cunts.