It's Sunday. Why aren't you in church, /int/?

>>51095833
I live in a developed country

>>51095866
This.

>>51095833

Ganesh said I could have the day off

We only have mosques

>people still go to church
More and more the ones in Scotland are being converted in to pubs.

>>51095866
>>51095879
alright, why aren't you in the mosque, then?

too busy fucking christ chan in her little christian pussy

>>51095833
sexathon with my gf tbqh, just taking a break to recharge me juices by shitpostan.

I am :( if I dont go people cry

I'm a recluse.
No one talks about me or wonders why I'm not in church.
No one is waiting for me- Not the reverend, not the little old ladies, not the girls and guys from high school who are churchgoing mothers and fathers now.
I've been in here for so long, many people have likely assumed I have moved away or died.

neither of my parents went to church after they became adults anyway.

Because you don't go to temple on Sunday morning.

Im jewish

>>51095833
I did two hours of zazen this morning at the temple. Might pray to Tengri later.

but that would be haram

>in church sitting alone
>people 1 by 1 ask me why I am sitting a lone
>oh I just like to im not a people person
>continue nagging me to sit with them
>getting pissed and having anxiety
>get up and sit in the bathroom and listen to the service through speakers

tb h fa m I need to be more social

No one goes to church here.

Ch...u...rch...?
You mean mosques, insh'allah ?

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>>51095833

Support the question.

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Because I'm not Christian.

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>>51096615

I'd rather be a recluse in States than social activity in Russia.

>>51096863
are murican bigots so intrusive?

>>51097063
Its not even that they want you to sit with them. They do this so you know that other people are sitting with each other and you are just a 4channer shitposting on /int/ with no girlfriend.

Because I don't want to hear bullshit about how we are at war like the last week when I went there with my mother

It made me physically sick (I've also had a hangover, so that didn't help)

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>>51095833
If I got to pick imaginary friends, God wouldn't be in the top 10.

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>>51095995
KEK
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already was on a mass today

I'm barred for life from entering the church. Tesco too. Subway say I'm on my last warning

>>51095866
Dit

>>51095833

Because it's 16:30 not and church was at 11:00.

>>51095995
REKT
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Because my fedora compels me to stay away from churches.


>>51097359
At war with who?

I already went church

>>51095833
because god is dead.