Who is your greatest ally?
None of our neighbours like us. India is dead. Hindus killed it.
Russia, Greece, China, Japan. Also this was created in Serbia and majority of those were our great alies: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Aligned_movement
Considering recent events probably the land of the free.
They haven't got time to leave us high and dry yet so currently they're infinately more reliable than any other ally we had (with exception of hungary, that's a different story).
Funland wouldn't exist without germans, both imperial and nazi.
I should also rephrase that to be America being our most powerful ally.
Best ally would have to be the commonwealth nations (Canada, Aus, etc, etc) for getting involved with our wars despite having nothing to do with them.
All things considered, Texas.
France and Britain definitely aren't friendly enough for what we've done for them.
Hopefully Russia soon so we can beat up other nations together. It was always meant to be.
>France and Britain definitely aren't friendly enough for what we've done for them.
What a ungratful cunt you are.
We are the reason your country exist.
We sold you 1/3 of your country for almost nothing.
And what have you done for us ? You refused to pay your debt after our own revolution beacause "hurr durr French Republic =/= French Kingdom"
You fighted with the brit during Napoleonic wars.
You carpet bombing all the north of our country during WWII, causing more damage than Nazis did.
You wanted to enslave us after the liberation
You bashed us because we told you Irak was a bad idea
And even today your politicians moke us. "Hurr durr French week, hurr durr french need guns to avoid terror attack"
So who aren't friendly enough here ? Fucking cunt.
Based Canada is our greatest ally
>tfw we sell weapons to ecuador when the Cenepa stuff happen
Sure, no kebab , but there are some worst thing here: chileans
Canada and Japan get honorable mentions, but France is greatest ally.
>We sold you 1/3 of your country for almost nothing.
You do realize that that 1/3 had caused your petty country one bankruptcy (read John Law) and fatal economic miscalculations in the 18th and 19th century which led you to lose the world dominance to Anglos. More than anything, you should just be grateful for the Ameriburgers for taking that 1/3, you were just too inept in utilizing it.
Oldest, not greatest. UK followed us into that Iraq clusterfuck. Going with a friend when they're fucking up - that's real loyalty.
I still love our frenchbros, but ma Brittania is our bestie.
And it's not political. Aside from your classical composers, there's nothing I like about Russia. I seriously believe our cultures are fundamental incompatible. Example: I've smiled today, and it wasn't because somebody got hurt.
And I'm 3000 kilometres from Syria, your point being?
>Do you even have Laplanders? That's the closest thing Scandis have to compare with Mexicans.
I am a Laplander, so I am going for yes? And I'm pretty sure our Mexicans are the closest you get to Mexicans.
Interesting statement coming from you.
>Hopefully Russia soon so we can beat up other nations together. It was always meant to be.
A man can dream... And if China joined in...
My point was that people illegally immigrating to lands their ancestors had inhabited for centuries prior to European settlement is not the same as someone getting in illegally from another continent.
>your point being?
You said New Mexico. I live in Colorado, in a city that is 100 miles north of NM.
If you want to imply that our entire country is becoming an extension of Mexico, it might be better if you don't use the name of an actual American state.
>Going with a friend when they're fucking up - that's real loyalty
No, that's stupidity. We should have listened to France. In the end, they actually had our best interests in mind. If the Republicans had listened to Chirac instead of chimping out and insulting our oldest and one of our most important allies, we would be a lot better off today.
Literally the only reason the UK supported us is because Blair is quite possibly an actual retard, i.e. has some manner of brain damage. That and his born-again Catholicism are really the only explanations for him being Bush's butt-boy.
VIVE LA FRANCE
Britain is probably the most obvious answer.
We helped with our trading fleet during ww1.
They tried liberating us from the third reich in 1940, and everything's been tippy top ever since.
Russians are taught from a very early age to cling to tu quoque and non sequitur fallacies. It's basically the only thing that keeps their government afloat.
Loyalty is stupidity. I didn't mean to imply France isn't still one of our most-treasured allies. They gave us a big statue. Das gud mayne.
>A FUCKING LEAF
>Loyalty is stupidity
Maybe to a socially underdeveloped edgelord
France has always helped us when it mattered, sometimes at great cost to themselves, whereas the Brits, when they were relevant, tried to undermine us every chance they got. It's only because Anglos are naturally passive-aggressive that they slavishly stick by our side now. They are getting what they can while they are in a position of weakness, and you're delusional if you think a country synonymous with perfidy and of eternally ass-blasted pride wouldn't relish the opportunity to make us pay if our roles were reversed
Any honest Brit will admit to this
When will Americans say sorry for all their crimes? Hirosima and Nagasaki, Vietnam, Afganistan, chimp out of ISIS, Serbia, destroy of USSR. Thats not like they're the white knights of the world. Look at all the damage they brought to the world.
I would concede to your points, but you're being a bit of a cunt.
You're in NATO, right?
Don't care. See >>51108110
>Hirosima and Nagasaki,
that was a good thing
Only thing we did wrong was withdrawing too soon
we have literally done nothing wrong here
>chimp out of ISIS,
thats a problem with muslims being inherently inferior
we did nothing wrong
>destroy of USSR
freedom will always prevail
Dank memes friend, but it's doubtful even 90% of the population can even name the date of the American Revolution, nevermind hold personal feelings or opinions on past historic actions.
>ma Brittania is our bestie
Britain has only been useful to us for as long as we've been more powerful than they are. Before that, they actually actively tried to fuck our shit up a number of times.
Delusional Americans need to realize that we left the Anglo club in 1776. Brits don't regard us paternalistic as they do Australia or Canada--they actually actively resent us. And they should. We renounced their government, took their colonies, and eventually overtook them as a global superpower.
The reason why France is a better ally, aside from >>51107871 and >>51108418, is because France has the dignity to tell us to fuck off when we deserve to be told to fuck off. Britain would be glad to watch us self-destruct if even for a moment it thought it could benefit form it. That's because the Brit, unlike the Frenchman, is very willing to debase himself now if he thinks it will allow him to take revenge later.
Brits aren't to be trusted. Everybody in the world knows this except Americans.
>You're in NATO, right?
Yes but one of the irrelevant ones.
>Croats don't like us anymore
Who cares about 90% of the population?
It's your ruling class that resents us. I can assure you that they think of the date of the American Revolution every time they have to ask us for nuclear secrets or military technology, or have to consult with us before making significant geopolitical decisions
>you must repent for all your terrible crimes.
And Russians must be self-destructive, bitter drunks. I see one of these things actually happening.
I don't smile when anyone dies or lives. I don't care either way. Why would I?
French revolution was cool, it inspired Russians to despose aristocracy and monarchism. But then Americans ruined everyhting with their economical capitalism and society of consumption. Now they ruin everything with racemixing,
Hey we were able to build a war machine in about 20years from nothing to most advanced in history.
We can do it again. This time thoo I'd like to see the US on our side or just beeing neutral
Yea the technology and scientists you took
>Yea the technology and scientists you took
>Yea the technology and scientists you took
either our technology has not advanced since the 60's or those are the oldest god damn scientists ever
also i'd invite you to have a look at the list of nobel prize winners by country and see that the ratio of foreign born winners is quite comparable to every other western country
as for building a war machine in 20 years, it's quite a different situation now innit.
as for germany being in a war, how delusional can you be? your country is actively stamping out any nationalism in it's citizens, you're an outlier
>You refused to pay your debt after our own revolution beacause "hurr durr French Republic =/= French Kingdom"
I love France and consider France to be our best ally, but this argument is stupid and I'm always disappointed to hear it from French people.
Who helped the United States win its independence? Louis XVI and the French nobility--not the French republicans. Supporting the French revolution would have been an act of betrayal. "Thanks for helping us, but now let us stab you in the back, because reasons."
There were no Serbs in Slovenia, only economic immigrants spread across the country that didn't form any communities so it's a highly unlikely scenario they would have ever even attempted it. The only reason they genocided the bosniaks is to get rid of muslim encalves on Serb inhabited territory.
Besides that literally 1/4 of the Yugoslav army surrendered almost straight away since they were all conscripts (from across ex-yu including something like 5% slovenes) and mostly didn't want anything to do with it. Milošević himself wasn't interested in Slovenia precisely because the lack of any Serbian minorities and having bigger worries for Serbs in Croatia and Bosnia.
But yeah, they would probably get bombed pretty fucking quickly especially because we're on the border of NATO and the short 10 day war was covered by domestic and foreign media to a high degree, some austrian journalists even died.
TL;DR Yes, I can
calm down, i ment it more like a joke.
It's a fact you obviously aknowledge thoo.
Ofcs the US military wouldnt be were it is today if you guys wouldnt know how to use it and go even futher.
>your country is actively stamping out any nationalism in it's citizens
sheee i wonder why....allies castrated us after ww2
Turned the majority of germans into leftist cu-cks.
Anyway...I don't want war, atleast not against other countrys.
>It's a fact you obviously aknowledge thoo
of course i'll acknowledge it, it would be dishonest not to
just like it would be dishonest to not acknowledge that perhaps you deserved to be castrated after ww2, you basically took your second chance that has never been given like that before in history and threw it in the trash
>your second chance
Are you serious now?
ww1 wasnt germany fault.
We were forced to go to war basically because of the alliance with the Austrian-Hungarian Empire (russia declared war after they declared war against Serbia).
>not the first time we germans have to pay for something we didnt commit.
>ww1 --> ww2
>unfair treaty of versai
>You're perma smilling and laughing at other's sufferings
>I believe what I read on 4chan
Why'd they attack Croats? Cuz they're Serbs.
Canada, any other country is superficial politics. Canadians are our brothers.
>not the first time we germans have to pay for something we didnt commit.
>The penalties for ww1 were too severe to bear desu
"No, extremely lenient thanks to German sympathies in the UK.
Look at treaties that Entente imposed on Austria, Hungary, Bulgaria or Turkey. Those were harsh ones. Germany was merely slapped.
What did Germany lose? Territories that were unreliable to begin with, full of minorities (Poles!) or people of dubious allegiance (Alsatians). Reparations were laughable considering the amount of damage that Germany inflicted. On top of that, despite idiots claiming otherwise, there was no "war guilt" clause.
What did it gain? Much better geopolitical situation than before WW1 .
It may be Soviets who threw the most lives at Nazi soldiers, that was voluntary, they wanted that war anyways. But it was the Poles who suffered the most from the fighting countries. Not only we were a country who had Nazis AND Soviets against us, we also ended up under one of the worst regimes during war (Nazi General Government), we also had one of the worst post-war governments thanks to Soviet chains. It's also thanks to Soviets and their commie government that Poland along with the rest of Warsaw Pact had been shut out of international forums and subjugated, and I'm not even going to talk about witch hunting our bestest after the war leaving the plebs without needed brain. Then the constant soviet propaganda eating our brains out. And I still think we're smarter than most countries in the world, we just been held from progressing. Capitalist progress West started in 1950s Poland and rest had to start in 90s.
you arent even trying. both friedrich and bismark openly and proudly talked about their oppression and cleansing of poles from clay they grabbed during partitions. there are letters of friedrich writting to his brother how polish lands were rich and he lied to his fellow germans so he can keep them all. claiming those lands were "naturally" full of germans is just showing your lack of education about your own history."
Love you! Thanks for the QTs
Maybe you're a cunt?
>full sleeve tats
I'll bet she smokes.
Atleast he speaks another language lol
How about you?
To find out what is the problem, you should always start searching it by yourself
Not even the issue. It's just a visceral "ewwww...." reaction for me. I can actually tolerate smoking, drinking, drugs, tats, piercings, and other trashy shit more than any non-reconstructive plastic surgery.
My wife has no tats, no piercings (not even ears), has never smoked, only drinks in moderation, and occasionally smokes pot and has done ecstasy with me a couple times. She also has A cups and a Jew nose, and wears little-to-no makeup.
She's perfect imotbqh
As a way of thanking you for flooding our streets with heroin and petty crime, we gave you guns and money.