>be australian >get drunk >150 years later >grea

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holy shit, is this real?

>>51090601
>a single, unproven theory
>Americans believe it

Why can't you retards do the same for the Theory of Evolution?

stop spamming your shit threads

>>51090840
Because the BIBLE told US it's the DEVIL

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>>51090840
>thinkinv your scientific theory of "we wuzz apes" makes more sense than australians are drunk fucks
australian logic everyone
>>51090863
NEVER

>/comment/
>cleverer

>The average Australian speaks to just two thirds capacity – with one third of our articulator muscles always sedentary as if lying on the couch; and that's just concerning articulation.
>articulator muscles

>Missing consonants can include missing "t"s (Impordant)
>Missing consonants
>Impordant

We're really not off to a good start here... Why exactly do you like this article, despite all of its inane dribbling?

>America's education system has a huge advantage over the Australian system
Ohhh. Sure, whatever, you win. Do you want a cookie now?

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>>51090961
american school:
>heres how you read, kiddo. and no, dont believe the australian lies, we BET THE FILTHY CONGS INTO THE GROUND FOR AMERICA
>clapping around the nation
australian school:
>turn in your sporks children, the Emu Governing General has said they are a threat to the stability of the Glorious Emu's Republic of Australia
>b-but m-my father was killed by emus and s-said never to surrender to the filthy bird scum
>LIES! EMUS HAVE ALWAYS RULED US AUSTRALIANS BENEVOLENTLY! OR DO YOU THINK THAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF GOVERNIG OURSELVES?
which do you think is superiour?

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>>51091049
Hate us 'cause you ain't us.

>>51091125
>stop the boat people
>let lebos in legally
xDDD
although ye are expert lebo bashers ill give you that.

irish famine best day of my life

>>51091185
those americans sure were evil, taking all the mexican land with paved roads and running water after the mexican american war

>>51090601
>Some faggot academic in a sheltered environment makes up some stupid theory
>People believe him