You wake up in 1815. What do?

touch myself

move somewhere else

get raped by spics or indians

>>51090019
Hello Russia, my old friend.

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>>51090019
behead spanish

rebel against england

Pick the shit out of that cotton senpai

>>51090101
>US flag
>rebel against england
>in 1815, 40 years after the revolutionary war

You americunts get dumber and dumber everyday.

>>51090126
read his name you dumb fucker

>>51090126
look at his flag senpai

>>51090019
shitpost

The best time for me and my family because we are nobiltiy and we own a shit load of land in Lithuania

Eat a Gros Michel banana.

Bask in the glory of the British Empire

Go to my local catholic church and pray

>>51090019
what month exactly?

>>51090019
look at that beautiful new spain

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Join the Hudson's Bay Company I guess. Literally nothing else to do in Bumfuck Nowhere, Manitoba in 1815

>>51090152
Seriously if It was 1815 shit would be so cash, I'd have my own manor and serfs.

Write books about future and amaze people.

>>51090149
POO IN THE LOO

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>>51090019
I go and get the biggest gold nugget in the world because i know where it is sitting and no one has been there yet then proceed to live the rest of my life in comfort.

>>51090215
DUDE POO LMAO

>>51090196
Just about how noble are you?

>>51090225
Poo is nut funny, it goes in a toilet you smelly indian.

dismantle filthy turk empire

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>>51090019
Travel to Mexico, murder Iturbide, establish the land north of El Paso del Norte as an independent republic

>>51090019
I'll kill myself. Past is awful. I wish I'd be frozen and reanimated in >4000 year.

>>51090179
Did they enslave natives? Because that's what I'd be doing.

What date? Before the battle of Waterloo?

>>51090019
Start a national revival 25 years earlier.

>>51090285
>reanimated
Life is not an anime m8

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>>51090284
leave iturbide alone

>>51090305
No. We didn't enslave or genocide natives like you did. We just traded with them and profited off of them, and slowly fucked them over time as their use to us ran out.


You killed them, we cUcked them.

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>>51090335
>anime isn't real

>>51090361
Anime isn't real

US or anglos colonize us pls before Russia do it

wipe France out of the history books

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>>51090335
I live in anime.

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>>51090019
Move to the US so I can own people.

>inb4 of course paco jumps the border

Not my fault we didn't have institutionalized slavery and just used indentured servitude as a substitute.

I want slave wenches damnit!

>>51090361
what are you watching these days fampai?

Kill some injuns

Make sure that we finish the Abos off for good.

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>>51090357
Centralist scum

>>51090243
had connections with peter the great II

>>51090019
Look at that glorious ottoman empire ;_;

>>51090019
fuck giaur girl from balkanlar

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>>51090019
Remove Spaniard

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>nobody says stuff like "murder krauts" or "throw newborn Bismarck into a river"

What happened?

>>51090625
I would murder krauts and throw newborn Bismark into a river.

>>51090019
I don't believe I'de be able to change the world in any meaningful way so I guess I go to California and try and find a good gold mine before anyone else does. Heard the Indians up there were pretty peaceful.

>>51090641
Why? We're, like, the only good guys in the West.

Have a wank.

>>51090669
I was joking buddy.


I love you

>>51090284
Where are you going to get the money for that venture? Most people back then didn't leave their country, let alone their nation, do you even speak enough fluent Spanish (remember this Spanish would also likely be older an older less familiar version so speaking it fluently now would be a must) to navigate New Spain and find Iturbide? What about weapons? Do know how to use a sabre, cutlass or black powder flintlock firearm?

Nigger, can you even ride a horse?

>>51090669
You're literally the cunts people think about whenever they think about Indian massacres.

Hitchhike to my ancestors plantation and get a job raping slaves.

>>51090716
>Most people back then didn't leave their country
meant county

>>51090220
not if i get there first you pussy bitch one day by cart and i'm there you'll be fodder in the eureka rebllion m8, while i'm sipping moet back in melbourne with my chinese migrant qt's

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>>51090669

>>51090019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1815

>>51090739
Only worthy answer ITT.

Kill Marx.

draw tentacle porn ukiyoe for Ukiyoe market 89 degozaru

>>51090774
Best answer. You would be doing the world a great service

>irish descendant in Newfoundland in early 1800's
probably kidnapped to work in the fisheries, desu

Don't go to Africa.

>>51090019
invade Hawaii

>>51090774
why not kill lenin's father

marx was not that bad

Team up with a coupla lads and go roo/boon shootin, you know, a few drinks, a few laughs.

>>51090862
Nah, Somebody would have taken up the cause eventually. Better to just kill him and see what Engels could come up with on his own.

>>51090019
Cry myself to sleep.

>>51090824
>early 1800's
>desu
1800's people were use degozaru

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>>51090890
exactly
maybe germany or scandinavia, hell maybe the us or canada

trade beads, liquor, and unfulfilled promises for real estate

>>51090225
>>51090149

>curry niggers
>shitpost

You pakis get btfo every time you try and shitpost

Settle some land.

>>51090019
Do I wake up as a qt girl?

>>51090912
That's an apt tip degozaru

ask duchies to build more house. their shit last for centuries..

>>51090716
>an older less familiar version of spanish
No sabes quien eres hablando

>tcc en mi dialecto llamamos un vestido "un tunico"
>tcc llamamos labios "muxos"
>tcc llamamos un cuarto de dolar "dos reales"
>tcc llamamos pantalones "calzones"
>tcc dicemos "seigo y semos" en lugar de soy y somos
>tcc dicemos "asina" en lugar de "asi"
>tcc dicemos "muncho" en lugar de "mucho"
>tcc utilizamos vosotros

Semos literalmente los hipsters de hispanohablantes

I'd like to think something interesting would happen, but realistically I'd probably just end up some kind of pleb labourer like I am now.

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Be a slave. Kek my master's wife desu.

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>>51090019
>all this bullshit about killing X or Y fuckrag historical figure you don't like
>never-mind you wouldn't kill anyone you don't like nowadays
>never mind you're hundreds of years away form anyone you know
>never-mind that you don't understand the time, the place or the people
>nevermind that you probably don't know how anything fucking works or even where specifically to shit
>nevermind you have no money and are probably not knowledgable enough to make use of future tech to any competent degree
>imma change the world!

No, you're not.

The best you can realistically hope for is to find a qt that's semi fuckable by your impossible to attain modern standards (bitches will be hairy and lumpy as fuck yo) who then (for some fucking reason) actually agrees to marry your useless ass and HOPEFULLY you won't get killed from being a tard that can't even toast bread without a toaster.


Maybe you can make a novelization of some modern hollywood crapfest that manages to resonate with the 1815 audience and take advantage of your pop culture knowledge

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Don't cry, smile because it happened.

;_;

>>51091367
If you're a negroe, since you can read and write and likely have a good understanding of geography they're probably not going to think you're someone's slave and with no claimants (no one wants to be THAT GUY that claimed a slave so his neighbor can note that one of his went missing around the same time) you can probably just go anywhere you want after you register as a free man.


At least that's my headcanon.

Find baby Bismarck
Tell him he must unite the Germanic peoples

Try to start a shipping company, I suppose. Invent whatever neat thing I could remember how to make from the present.
Or write a bunch of novel's before anyone else does (Frankenstein's mine bitch), become an influential figure among the English aristocracy, set some plans in motion and then die of syphalis before anything actually interesting or important happens.

Or perhaps everything at once.

>>51091273
Well that's neat, what about all the other stuff?

>>51091580
>Try to start a shipping company
With what money? Why would anyone lend you money? Do you even know how to drive a merchant ship of that era? Can you navigate?

>Invent whatever neat thing I could remember how to make from the present.
Meh, Penicillin is an easy one, it's basically just bread mold, you can try and find some fuck in Europe that's more competent in the field to isolate it from the mold.

>Or write a bunch of novel's before anyone else does
Can you write novels NOW? Outlines and general descriptions aren't novels.

>become an influential figure among the English aristocracy
Literally what?

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>>51091653
>Can you write novels NOW? Outlines and general descriptions aren't novels.

>>51091674
I'm only bieng a buzzkill because I care

>>51090199
Prophet

>>51091771
He should start his own religion tbqh, be a Finnish Joseph Smith.

>>51091704
I don't care. I didn't even make the post you replied to.

>>51091800
Well that's a silly thing to say, there's only one aussie on /int/ at a time.

>>51091653
Getting shares in a company/getting a loan isn't that difficult if you know anything about capitalism and making friends. It's just hardwork from there. Also yes.

They didn't even have lightbulbs back then, and I know enough basic shit about how most things work to make one, or a basic combustion engine (I do know how to make one).

Yes, although appealling to 1815 audiences (i.e. nobility) would require some adjustment to style.

See Mary Shelley; making friends with the right people can get you far.

Be a good peasant and farm the shit out of some nobles land. Or be that noble, idk, had both in my lineage.

>>51091823
>and I know enough basic shit about how most things work to make one
Making a vacuum isn't easy friend.

Also no, I don't believe you when you say I found a networking, navigating, sailor, engineer, mechanic, novelist, scientist Aussie on the internet.

I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

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>>51091813

>>51091920
>I don't believe you when you say I found a networking, navigating, sailor, engineer, mechanic, novelist, scientist Aussie on the internet who on top of all that loves mystery posting on a site for malaysian wood carvings.

ftfm

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Laugh at the Yanks thinking they can do anything without French and Spanish aid.

>>51091992
Didn't the Battle of New Orleans happen that year?

Brunswick, Germany is already a center of the food industry in germany, especially sugar beet.
I'm a process engineer with some specialisation in the food industry and live here for that very reason.
Should be easy to become an equal parter in one of the smaller companies and completely steamroll the local market and then the continental market. Those slave holding sugar plantation owners in the caribean are next.

Since I have the complete VDI Wärmeatlas on my mobile phone and can easily build a charger, I'm holding all necessary information for a head start chemical engineering, too.
I.G. Farben my ass.
Or maybe I just start printing the Wärmeatlas, make a small fortune and look at how German engineers outcompete all others due to my superior material value and engineering guidelines.

>>51092002
Treaty was already signed.

>>51090019

revolt

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>>51090019
I step out of my house and walk a few minutes to see the battlefield

>>51092002
That was just Andrew Jackson having a bit of fun.

Buy a commission in the British Army and proceed to lord it over the natives in India and Africa while indulging in a lifetime of playing cricket, drinking pink gins and fathering a hoard of milk chocolate bastards all over the world.

>literally the only correct answer

>>51092059
Well that's great I'm just pointing out that in 1815 you have nothing to laugh at. I think you captured a boat or something though.

>>51092045
Ok see now this is neat, but I think you're going to need to unite the german people before the Germans can take advantage of anything.

MUST... UNITE... GERMANIC PEOPLES..

>>51092084
Waterloo happened in June buddy, we're in November.

>>51091946
>Not realizing I'm the average Australian, and we only pretend to be retarded.

(Really though, It's called having a large, very proactive upper-middle-class family that cares about you enough to pay for private shitposting lessons from Russel Crowe.)

>>51092201
I assumed I wake up in June
(because waking up in the past make more sense)

>>51092200
should probably get on that, otherwise some saxony faggot or Holstein prick will just sell all your inventions and discoveries to the French, English, or god forbid....Sweeeeeeedes

I must unite the germanic people under one flag

>>51092103
> but I think you're going to need to unite the german people before the Germans can take advantage of anything.

Uniting Germany as Brunswick sounds like one of those unrealistic achievemts in Paradox games.

>>51091447
N E V E R
C O N Q U E R E D

>>51092674
Thanks to us

as a florida spaniard, i probably hop on a ship to a major spanish city (probably better luck/safety in colonial ones) to create a conspiracy against King Fernando VII.

I would try taking advantage of propaganda tactics and emulate the example of Thomas Paine to sway both civilian and international opinion.

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>>51090759
If i find you i will bind you and stuff a bag of goon up your arse then put you on a leash and make you follow me around as my portable piss wagon.

>>51092726
Yeah whatever nerd

>>51092674
Only cause you fled to Brazil. You can't conquer what is not there

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I'd reinvent Penicillin which is fairly easy, and go to the nearest institute of higher knowledge and request to speak with a physicist and mathematician, then prove to them theories many decades beyond the current level of science. I've already covered enough shit in my major to do that. Patent the first Gatling gun and bolt/lever action rifle, whichever is more feasible to construct with the industry of the time.

Basically take as much future knowledge as possible and give it to the country, and try to get myself noticed by the leaders.

Once I'm noticed by the Viceroy, I come clean and explain that I'm from the future and that it must be the work and will of God. Earn his trust with promises of making people the greatest in history. Become basically the driving force behind the vice-royalty.

Succeed from Spain with newly acquired weaponry and the massive help that penicillin will provide to wounded soldiers.

Become butt-buddies with the United Kingfom. Start importing anglos into the country.

Drive back natives south, and continue until there are none left.

Take over what's left of the Spanish colonies with the help of British imperial forces. Expand northwards until we hit was it to be known as the USA.

Exterminate all the natives. Brown girls with most of their native genes bred out can stay depending on if they're delicious or not.
Make the whole continent of America white.

Get on the USA's good side with shared knowledge and economic trade.

Gain their trust, become basically the Emperor of America.

Cut off relations with Britain.

Reign as emperor, securing a glorious future for all under my rule. Spend my free time enjoying my wealth and fucking all the bitches (back then girls were women at a much younger age to boot).

Beget a son to continue my empire.

Once my son can take over and I can retire, I'll finally have my Malvinas, build a gigantic fort on it and spend the rest of my days fucking teen girls who are decades younger and smoking pot.

>>51090359
>No. We didn't enslave or genocide natives like you did

We never kept Injuns as slaves; that was what nigs were for.

Get eaten by Maoris

Somehow prevent b*lgians from revolting and retain the United kingdom of the Netherlands

>>51095910
KELLAR PLS GO

>>51090101
t, bawstun