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CALLING ALL AUSSIES, CALLING ALL AUSSIES

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CALLING ALL AUSSIES, CALLING ALL AUSSIES
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>>51075678
Tasmania reporting in.
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oi
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>>51075678
Yes dear?
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>>51075719
>>51075754

Not enough Aussies. Need more.

>>51075749
I said Aussies, not Israelis.
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>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
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>>51076240
o.o
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transaustralian here
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>>51077008
Nice pasta
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>>51077008
wow mad
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>>51077467
>>51077501
t. bogyzlzysl dovrzrrzrrzz
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>>51075861

I'm Not a Australian, But I Play One on TV
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>>51076240
>wake up
>be polish
>cant shower because carps in tub
>cant brush teeth, babushka didnt pay the water bills because you stole her pension to buy drugs
>skip school, spend the entire morning playing world of tanks and yelling at russian kids
>have lunch with babushka, she tells you to get a job
>hit her in the face and OH KURWA JA PJERDOLE out of the room
>get your best tracksuit and adidas boots, steal some vodka from babushkas basement and go outside
>go to nearest playground
>all your friends are there
>start drinking and listen to shitty techno
>get home late
>drunk as fuck
>hit babushka who was stayed up to wait for your arival
>go to the bathroom
>puke in tub
>carp dies from alcohol intoxination
>fall over, fall asleep in your own vomit next to the dying carp
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>>51076240
>A FUCKING LEECH
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>>51076240
fuck off you polack dickhead

dw aussiebros kiwibros got your back
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>>51077713
really?
what show?
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>>51078243
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>>51078243
Master Chef Australia. He's in the oven.
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2107 cunts who wants to meet at the skatepark for some bevvys
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>>51078518
loving every laugh
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>>51077792
>>51077938
>>51078165

only 3, really?!
Oh well, better this than nothing i guess
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>>51076825
>>51077627
>>51077792
>>51077938
>>51078165
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
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>>51078518
Everytime I see the Sudanese flag on here, I know something good is about to happen.
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>>51076240
>>51081180
They weren't good the last 100 times you posted them, why would it be any different this time?
Are Polish people really this dense?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJl4FXkDwnQ
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>>51079010
Bro I would never wish for a thing like that.
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>>51078574
>Just looked up where 2107 is
How rich are you?
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>>51081333
>be Australian
>get out of the house to taste some fresh air
>fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>get into hell after 4000 hours
>satan lags into the room
>get banned from high ping
>wake up in your bed
>mom phases through your doors while you masturbate
>you unlag your penis thrusting it too hard and breaking it
>artefacts everywhere
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>tell mod to stop being a lazy fuck and delete the paris attacks sticky
>he deletes my thread instead
>one day later he deletes the sticky anyways the absolute madman
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>>51081417
>Be Polish
>Have to talk about Australia all the time just to stay relevant
>Pretend I'm not obsessed
>Pretend I didn't wish I was Australian
>Nobody believes me
>Cry myself to sleep
>Wake up the next day and post the same pasta
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Cor blimey! Mate, it's the fucking weekend...
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Gonna have to wait a few days for them to see your thread m8
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>>51084014
Enjoy BRAZIL
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>>51076240
>>51081180
this is quite autistic senpai

i love a good bit of banter, this is just embarassing
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if there's one thing this board has done, it's teach people a lot of useless trivial about australia that will never be useful in any way

>>51076240
this guy's nearly an unofficial historian but it'll only be handy for him in internet arguments on /int/ for free. :^)
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>>51077938
>poorland
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>>51081425
what is pepe doing?
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>>51086007
Fucking a guy in the ass
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>>51086007
raping vegeta anally
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>>51086028
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>>51081415
pretty rich cunt
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