ITT: Things Americans say daily
>Could you pass me the butter please?
That is not how it works here in the US.
Now I need your consent to put my hands down your pants.
Also please sign this release form saying that I have consent to this sexual encounter.
I'm actually a Lutheran so in our religion we have to wake up by 9 and walk outside to sing the good morning hymn which goes
Oh! Good Morning! Good Morning Everyone!
The Sun Is Coming Up
Please Look At The Sun
Thank You God Oh Baby Baby Baby
>he doesn't drink bulletproof coffee
>puts butter, cheese and two types of meat every sandwiche
>there are always at least two bottles of coca cola in the fridge
>scolded me for drinking water by saying "water is for frogs, drink coke"
>fat as fuck and calls the doctor stupid for telling him to lose weight
>lunch without french fries is not lunch
>says niggers/Muslims should die every time one shows up on TV
Is my grandfather secretly American?
Do they call it bulletproof because the fat layers make conventional weaponry useless?!
I hate this shit. If you're asking how my life is going, you are going to hear it, because that is how it works. If you just want to greet someone, why not say one of the numerous greetings that limit themselves to just a greeting.
"Support our troops"
"Made with REAL cheese!"
I lived in Europe for 6 months in college, didn't think the coffee was significantly different
Everytime I went to a coffee shop they would say "much better than what you have in America right" and I always said yes to please them but honestly didn't think it was overly different
If it makes any difference I was studying in Vienna
>real cheese is actually Real Cheese™, 100% fake cheese
Well we just want to make you feel coomfy when you visit our store/business/shop; It's more important that we go through the motions of courtesy than actually focus on fast accurate service right?
I've been to Europe many times and have never really found a significant difference between what they have and what we have. The French for instance jerk themselves off about their bread but it wasn't much different from the baguette I can buy at the local grocer. The cheese wasn't any different, beer wasn't different, etc. I just don't get what they are talking about.
Idk about austria but here we dont serve those giant ass cups of coffee
We have tiny cups(see image)of with strong coffee
And you pour a few tea spoons of sugar in that bitch and its the best thing ever
I don't like coffee with anything added, I just drink it pure black
In any event how can it be that much different when I buy the beans, grind them and make it myself?
Also I think you'd find that most coffee consumption in the US is not for the taste.
They think we eat American cheese the same way they eat cheese.
Other than sandwiches or snacks for kids it isn't really used here in that sense though, nobody would put it on a cheese tray for guests.
Depends were the beans of coffee are from
Depends on how thin you grind the beans
Depnds on how you make the coffee (by witch i mean what kind of machine)
plus you can drink coffee like we do it you get the taste and the energy(im guessing that is why you drink the coffee)
just stop we both know that isnt true
You know what, I'm just not going to argue. Europeans tend to be very haughty when it comes to cuisine when my experiences tell me that they really have no reason to be. There's no use in even arguing since I'm not going to convince anyone either way so what's the fucking point.
>actually drinking coffee to enjoy it
I fill a cup with half ice and chug that shit in less than 20 seconds. I bet you are one of those fags that puts cream and sugar in your coffee
Italian cheese is considerd by a giant amout the best cheess by people that know a lot more on the subject then you
I very higly doubt that the cheese you pick up from joe's store can match that
either that or you have no taste buds
I can't tell what is satire in this thread.
Also American coffee is shit, at least what you get in restaurants. To weak, and the water tastes of chlorine from the start. If you make it at home with bottled water or something it should probably be no difference...
Had to visit fucking Starbucks to get something at least drinkable. I think me and my family was the only ones that ordered regular black coffee in the entire place. This was the west coast, if that matters.
dont buly, we're 3rd world like you
>Unsalted butter in coffee
Never tried this but I can see it being pretty good.
FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS YOU DONT HAVE THE FREEDOM THAT I HAVE! HAVE FUN BEING KILLED BY MUSLIMS AND YOUR DAUGHTERS GETTING FUCKED BY BEARDED MEN! AND FUCK YOU CANADA AND AUSTRAILIA YOU ARE FUCKING IRRELAVENT AND HAVE NO PLACE TO TALK SHIT!