ITT: Things Americans say daily >Could you pass me the

>>51072567
Diabetes Coffee now in Starbucks

>>51072567
Are you saying you don't like butter. Are you some filthy fucking vegan?

"Extra mayonnaise please"
"I'd like that supersized"
"Sorry miss you're going to have to pay for two seats"

>>51072567
"Am I being detained?"

>>51072730
this one gets you shot

"I have rights"

>>51072730
I've been thinking of going up to random police officers, saying this, and posting the videos online. Should I do this?

Northern Swedes do that IIRC

Or could be with squeky cheese also desu

I refuse to believe what I see. It would make the tea greasy

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>>51072730
>>51072776

"USA USA USA"

''Tell how much you like that bbc in your pussy, honey''

"i'm so glad we're eating at ihop."

KIDS WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALDS TODAY

I'LL TAKE A LARGE DIET COKE, I'M WATCHING MY WEIGHT

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>>51072845
>he DOESNT put butter in his coffee

>>51072845
>tea
That's american """"""""coffee"""""""""""

"OHMYGAWD"
"And a extra large diet coke please"
"I KNOW MY RIGHTS"

>"Keep the change"

>>51075427
Literally no American says that, you guys don't even tip

That's awesome!
(but they don't actually think that is.)

>You need Jesus.

>They are jealous of our freedom.

>We won both world wars.

>My country is called America

>>51072806
>>51075714
both of these

I'm going to put some butter in my coffee

>If it came out white you didn't do something right

"You wouldn't have won ww1 without us"

>Are You The Burger :--DDDDD

I’m actually Irish

Do I have your consent to start groping you?

How was your day, sir?

>>51075899
All the consents, darling. All of them.

"Patriarchy."

Where are you from? But, like.. originally?

>>51075948
That is not how it works here in the US.

Now I need your consent to put my hands down your pants.
Also please sign this release form saying that I have consent to this sexual encounter.

I'm actually a Lutheran so in our religion we have to wake up by 9 and walk outside to sing the good morning hymn which goes

Oh! Good Morning! Good Morning Everyone!
The Sun Is Coming Up
Please Look At The Sun
Thank You God Oh Baby Baby Baby

Bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

>>51072822
As long as you aren't black, sure

>>51076022
I am Lutheran and have never heard of this, is this a southern thing?

It's called soccer not football

Go Mets

>>51076007
go to any U.S. college campus and you can hear this

>>51076098

no you're just a bad Lutheran

>put your shoes on, it's time for bed

>>51072629
>coffee with butter
Holy shit, do americans really drink coffee with fucken butter?

>>51076208
I keked

>>51076292

no u dum fucken idiot ruski FAGGET

>>51076292
I put ice in mine

>>51072822
DO IT
and post here of course

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>>51076292
>he doesn't drink bulletproof coffee

>>51076439
>letting the coffee purposely get bitter

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"I don't drink coffee"

>>51076387
>>51076439
>>51076527
tea > coffee

>puts butter, cheese and two types of meat every sandwiche
>there are always at least two bottles of coca cola in the fridge
>scolded me for drinking water by saying "water is for frogs, drink coke"
>fat as fuck and calls the doctor stupid for telling him to lose weight
>lunch without french fries is not lunch
>says niggers/Muslims should die every time one shows up on TV
Is my grandfather secretly American?

>hi where are the burger?? :DD

>>51076549
I like it

>>51075472
We're told when we travel not to tip. We've been told that many people think tipping is rude abroad.

>>51076726
Maybe he identifies as an American. You should respect his trans-Nationality and check your cis-National privilege

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>>51076527
Do they call it bulletproof because the fat layers make conventional weaponry useless?!

"Thank you for your service"

>>51072567
"Why yo shoes off in the house"

I doesnt bother me that mutch if they put butter on their """""""""coffee"""""""" its like vomiting on a turd
You cant make it mutch worse

>>51072567
coffee is disgusting, why do people like it?

>>51078864
I honestly don't know a single person who puts butter in their coffee

it must be a Southern thing

I respect your right to shoot me

>>51078886
Your coffee is water coloured brown come to europe an see what real coffee is

>>51072567
"How are ya"?

as a greeting, no need for hello and no need for a response really

Ok honey I'm off to work. Make sure Tyrone fucks you nice and good, I'm not letting him live here for free!

>>51078870
It's pretty necessary to function in colder places

>>51079053
I hate this shit. If you're asking how my life is going, you are going to hear it, because that is how it works. If you just want to greet someone, why not say one of the numerous greetings that limit themselves to just a greeting.

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>>51072567
"Support our troops"

"Made with REAL cheese!"

I said I wanted pepperoni on my pie!

Freedom ain't free
Tree of liberty blood of tyrants bla bla bla
Adam and eve not steve
etc

>>51079018
I lived in Europe for 6 months in college, didn't think the coffee was significantly different

Everytime I went to a coffee shop they would say "much better than what you have in America right" and I always said yes to please them but honestly didn't think it was overly different

If it makes any difference I was studying in Vienna

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>>51079133
>real cheese is actually Real Cheese™, 100% fake cheese

>>51079123
Well we just want to make you feel coomfy when you visit our store/business/shop; It's more important that we go through the motions of courtesy than actually focus on fast accurate service right?

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>>51079271

>>51079018
That's what people say about our beer, but I actually like it better. It's more refreshing.

"It was good to see ya Chip"

"Yeah, you too Skip, next time bring Fanny and Buddy with you!"

"Do you like Obama?"

>>51079372
I've been to Europe many times and have never really found a significant difference between what they have and what we have. The French for instance jerk themselves off about their bread but it wasn't much different from the baguette I can buy at the local grocer. The cheese wasn't any different, beer wasn't different, etc. I just don't get what they are talking about.

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>>51079198
Idk about austria but here we dont serve those giant ass cups of coffee
We have tiny cups(see image)of with strong coffee
And you pour a few tea spoons of sugar in that bitch and its the best thing ever

>>51079464
I don't like coffee with anything added, I just drink it pure black

In any event how can it be that much different when I buy the beans, grind them and make it myself?

Also I think you'd find that most coffee consumption in the US is not for the taste.

>>51079436
Then in that case im 100% sure you went to the wrong europe
Plus everybody knows the italians have the best cheese

>>51079436
They think we eat American cheese the same way they eat cheese.

Other than sandwiches or snacks for kids it isn't really used here in that sense though, nobody would put it on a cheese tray for guests.

>>51079525
I've been to Italy and ate their mozzarella, it tasted no different than mozzarella I've had in the US

>ain't
>gonna
>wanna
They keep on raping English! Though to be honest, I kinda used to their "English". So I ain't complaining... Xp

>>51079521
>I don't like coffee with anything added, I just drink it pure black
My real dad dug roadside ditches for a living too. Well, not really for a living, but that is what he did.

>>51079521
Depends were the beans of coffee are from
Depends on how thin you grind the beans
Depnds on how you make the coffee (by witch i mean what kind of machine)
plus you can drink coffee like we do it you get the taste and the energy(im guessing that is why you drink the coffee)

I pledge my allegiance to the Israeli flag and the nation it stands for.

>>51079642
I buy beans from Kenya
>>51079619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FtTL1hiQ-A

Vid related

>>51079658
So they say that in Dutchland?

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>>51079618
just stop we both know that isnt true

>>51072845

It makes it thicker and more creamy. I know you fucks are all vegan over there and wouldn't understand, and probably couldn't afford butter even if you wanted to try it.

"Democracy is truth. Communism is death."
"Honoring the fallen is the duty of every red-blooded American."

>>51079705
Let me guess - you've never been to the US and base all your ideas on shit you've read online?

>>51079686
Why would we pledge allegiance to something as silly as a flag? We're all the Kings minions.

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>>51072567
ketchup for my salad please

[vocal fry]

"Sign here, here, and here, now we may commence kissing. Later tonight d'you wanna sign another so we can fuck?"

>>51079684
Kenya beans do make a good coffee

You know what, I'm just not going to argue. Europeans tend to be very haughty when it comes to cuisine when my experiences tell me that they really have no reason to be. There's no use in even arguing since I'm not going to convince anyone either way so what's the fucking point.

>>51072567
"Men can be women too!"

Potato chips are a healthy food cuz they're a fuckin' vegetable!

>>51076549
>actually drinking coffee to enjoy it
I fill a cup with half ice and chug that shit in less than 20 seconds. I bet you are one of those fags that puts cream and sugar in your coffee

>>51079743
Italian cheese is considerd by a giant amout the best cheess by people that know a lot more on the subject then you
I very higly doubt that the cheese you pick up from joe's store can match that
either that or you have no taste buds

>I have guns in case the government shits on the constitution

>>51076439
Know how I make mine?
4 shots expresso from cafe
pour that shit into a giant gas station mug full of ice and chocolate milk

chug while walking in from parking lot

>>51079994
express drink your coffee to get it over with, americans have work to do this must bewilder french

We speak English in this country.

I can't tell what is satire in this thread.

Also American coffee is shit, at least what you get in restaurants. To weak, and the water tastes of chlorine from the start. If you make it at home with bottled water or something it should probably be no difference...

Had to visit fucking Starbucks to get something at least drinkable. I think me and my family was the only ones that ordered regular black coffee in the entire place. This was the west coast, if that matters.

>>51080144
Yeah, I don't drink coffee that I didn't make. Not many people here know how to make it good.

Why haven't you guys found yourself a c.uck shed yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevI96XqAKc

>>51080226
I just use a drip coffee maker or make boiled coffee. Not exactly rocket science.

>>51080484
Same here, my coffee maker only cost $15 and does the job just fine.

>>51079464
they do this in south florida too
>>51076578
but i dont

>>51072567
Europeans have shitty fake butter, no wonder you hate it.

Get good, scrub.

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>>51082476

>>51082758
they have that shit in ireland too
it's called margarine, invented in france as a cheap alternative to butter.

>>51082758
That shit is disgusting. I especially hate cooking with margarine.

Black with ice.

Thats it.

Even in dead winter.

>>51083289
>>51083366
Margarine is everywhere. Other places just don't market it as fake butter

Butter isnt even bad. Its actually sugars that make you fat.

>>51083422
but they do. the exact same brand exists in ireland.

>>51083541
ok.
Everywhere besides the US and the UK which are where unilever sells this brand

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>>51083625
>ireland
>uk

>>51083366
>>51083422
It's funny so many people use it despite the fact that margarine is even worse for you than butter

>>51083669
People use it because it's cheap, not good for you.

>>51083663
Ireland is not relevant enough to warrant an exception by itself

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>>51083741
dont buly, we're 3rd world like you

"I have not avoided the company of women but I have denied them access to my precious bodily fluids"

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>Unsalted butter in coffee
Never tried this but I can see it being pretty good.

>>51084701
Just use cream instead.

>>51084735
I'm gonna use egg nog next time, to be honest. It's snowing outside.

AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED

>>51072567
>not having your own butter stick at the table
europoors, everyone

>>51082476
>Europeans have shitty fake butter
This is mostly just true for southern European countries.

>>51072567
>2 gen + muh heritaging in general
"Both my grandparents were born in Germany"

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FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS YOU DONT HAVE THE FREEDOM THAT I HAVE! HAVE FUN BEING KILLED BY MUSLIMS AND YOUR DAUGHTERS GETTING FUCKED BY BEARDED MEN! AND FUCK YOU CANADA AND AUSTRAILIA YOU ARE FUCKING IRRELAVENT AND HAVE NO PLACE TO TALK SHIT!