Get off the plane. I refuse to fly with dirty violent mudslimes
>Decide which one, by body language, muscle tone, and general disposition, is capable of being "taken down" in a hijacking situation and then plan out my "Sleeping Sergeant Stone" attack since I know for certain that they plan to take the plane into a nosedive until the fire rises and there is no survivors.
They'll throw you out of the plane above the Grand Canyon so you serve as an exemple.
Personally I would tell them there is a special on couscous in the terminal right before the plane taxis for takeoff.