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>enter in airplane >see this What to do?

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>enter in airplane
>see this

What to do?
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Say hi, sit down and fasten your seatbelt.
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Ask them which part of Mexico they came from
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>>51069171
Turn 360 degrees and walk out.
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>>51069171
call the police
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As-salamu alaykum
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say szczęść boże
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>>51069171
Tell my wife and my wife's son that we have to get another plane instead
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>>51070303
>wife's son

C U C K
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respond with thumbs up and then take a nap
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>>51070425
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say that u re pregnant or that you re a goat, then they probably wont kill you
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>>51069171
Please, respetable belgian citizens, don't blow the plane up, please
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>>51069171
Already happened, although they weren't wearing turbants
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Say that I'm a Toyota employee.
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>>51070425
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>>51069171
Nothing, you dumb racist
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>>51069171
Talk with them desu.
If you live fearing other people you are just a kek and if they are terrorist who cares you are dead anyway
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>>51073589
keks
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Ask them to tell me stories about their countries and adventures. I like to know about different lifes.
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>>51069171
Turn 5648641600 degrees and walk out.
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>>51069171
Exit airplane and report the flight to the DHS
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this isn't where I parked my car
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tell them its a better idea to attack an embassy than a plane
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>>51074779
this
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Don't get on the plane.

Walk away.
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>>51069171
Yell "Deus Vult!" and push the button?
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assalamu aleikum, where is the pilot brothers? I want to do the takedown myself inshallah
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>>51069171

Say selamın aleyküm and enjoy a friendly chat with those bro-tier looking funky guys.
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>>51070425
UUUUUHH Savage!
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>>51069171
dont lose my cool because I'm not an autist
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>>51069171
Prepare my ass for some mile high cultural enrichment
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>>51070303
>>51074903
>>51074935
>>51075032
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>>51069171
>be me today
>go to a futball match today
>sit down look to the side
>something like this
>stand up get a new sit near the riot police
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>>51069171
Aleyküm selam guys
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>>51069171
Laugh nervously.. Ask them 'I will get to my destination r-right habibis? You can have my food if you want to'
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>>51069171
Ask attendants if they have kosher meals.

Not even Jewish
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welcome
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>>51070176
>tfw american "education" is not a meme
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>>51069171
Be glad that I'm not going to be sitting next to obnoxious airplane drunks.
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>>51073911
dude's got that one guy from the /fa/ meetup on his right
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>>51069171
Get off the plane. I refuse to fly with dirty violent mudslimes
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>>51084940
know your memes
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>>51069171
Talk to them about the trashing Real got yesterday.
>But really I'd just look for my seat and sit in it.
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>>51069171
exit from airplane
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>>51069171
>Decide which one, by body language, muscle tone, and general disposition, is capable of being "taken down" in a hijacking situation and then plan out my "Sleeping Sergeant Stone" attack since I know for certain that they plan to take the plane into a nosedive until the fire rises and there is no survivors.
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>>51086112

>there is

Wow.. Please forgive me.
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>>51069171
Wave to them
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>>51069171
remove kebab :-DDD
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>>51086204
>remove kebab
>Serbia
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>>51069171
Sit next to them so I can build a friendship with them.
Then they'll take me as a hostage instead of killing me
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>>51086204
So you're gonna commit suicide?
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>>51086566
They'll throw you out of the plane above the Grand Canyon so you serve as an exemple.

Personally I would tell them there is a special on couscous in the terminal right before the plane taxis for takeoff.
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>>51069171
Tbh I'd be afraid.
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>>51073911
t. Maghrebi
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Nothing, since I'm not a racist. Also they already randomly selected by security so what's the problem?
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>>51069171
What the fuck Pavel, you don't get to bring friends!
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>>51069171
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>>51069171
Sunni pride worldwide,r-right guys?
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Eating pork for lunch
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>>51079532
shit movie
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>>51084940
You just learn about 4chan my friend?
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>Salam brothers
>Sit down and fasten seatbelt
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Discuss with them the Islamic school of thought and hope things don't blow over between us.
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>>51069171
do a 180 and teleport away
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>>51069171
If I pull their turban off will they explode?
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