>Do a vocaroo in a yank thread
>Wow your voice is amazing you should do voice over work or something
>Do a vocaroo in a brit thread
>Lol fuck off bender
>r u 50 years old or something?
went to a thai massage place last night as i was walking home, paid £20 for a full body 30 minute massage
she asked at the end if i wanted 'any extras' which surprised me because it looked like a decent place but i said yes and got a blowjob for £10
first time i've ever done anything with a girl lads, felt pretty good, she didn't swallow my cum though - i don't know if that's normal or not
ear infection lad here
gp a few days ago said it was just viral
tried those cotton ear bud things and there's some weird brown red liquidy discharge
you can go permenantely deaf if it's an ear infection, wat do
just took a photo of my toes lads
Most Thai massage places are dodgy t b h, don't know how they avoid getting shut down. There is a literal brothel in my town and they advertise online and everything but the police don't do anything about it.
Pretty cool how liberal we're getting, got to say. You can even smoke dudeweedlmao in front of a copper and get away with it.
Not getting a comedown from the pills lads, just an aching jaw
Just seems really really cheap lad. You're paying her the same amount you pay a barber to cut your hair, but instead she's putting your rancid dick in her mouth and sucking it to orgasm. Seems a raw deal desu
watched a documentary on it once, basically they get around the law by paying for their time
so technically you're paying to go into a room with them, if you 'happen' to have sex then that's just coincidence
had an ear infection a while ago, like a big lump grew there and i couldn't hear through that ear
just fucked off on it's own after a while desu
if yours is similar and it doesn't go away after a few days or a week just ask for some anti biotics
>you can even smoke dudeweedlmao in front of a copper and get away with it.
Where's that? Where i am they're trialling a new drug driving law. My mate's getting a driving ban for getting pulled over a 7pm when he'd had one joint at 2
>girl I fancy reveals to me that she's a lesbian
>asks if I'm bothered
>tell her I'm a little upset but I'll be over it soon probably
>asks me to come to an LGBT club with her since its her first time and she's nervous and would appreciate the support
Should I go lads? I'm trying to weigh up the benefits and shit. I guess at least it might be funny to hear a bunch of benders talking about dicks
Also would having a close lesbian friend be fun or not? People always talk about girls having "gay friends" but what about guys having "lesbian friends"?
you see, the GP said only come back if it gets worse
it's painful as fuck if I press on it but nothing much if I leave it alone
scared cos you can go deaf from it and now this liquid shite
Drug driving is a bit different lad but just smoking weed, pretty much anywhere, is unlikely to get you in trouble anymore. You can only get in trouble now if they catch you with a load of it or see you're growing it or something
Doubt it's as good as a country absolutely infested with Turks like Austria but it's still definitely tasty.
Likewise I doubt you'd find it as easy to get a good curry in Austria like you can get here in any town.
Go on settings and select it lad
pic related, what you need to select on 4chan X
To be fair i live with 5 lads and 4 girls, the girls all of whom being posh as fuck and we've just about managed to get them to leave the thermostat alone. I think they're only just started turning it on thing weekend
I have a problem with my touchpad
The only way I can get my cursor to move is if I click and hold down.
Otherwise all the touchpad does is scroll the page up or down.
Any of you know the problem?
>Those takeaways run by Pakis that seem to sell everything
>Doner kebabs, curry, burgers, pizza, fried chicken, fish and chips
Make me a bit uncomfortable t b h, jacks of all trades and masters of none
Lucky, dad is a DIY wizard so legit considering getting him to mod the wheel so it displays a temperature 3-5 degrees higher than it actually is when he's here next week. I reckon they wouldn't even notice.
yeah they probably would clock. I'd just be a cunt and keen turning the thermostat down again when you notice it getting warm. How much are you're bills costing you atm?
We've got literally hundreds of these in Leeds.
Most are shit-tier but a few are breddy gud, at least at one thing, it's hard to work out who's shit or not though
Haven't got the quarterly bill for this year yet but if it's like last year the gas bill will be in the region of £100 a month between 4 which is insane. I can afford it but am a bit of a tight cunt so watching money essentially pour down the drain is annoying as fuck.
forgot it was yonks ago lol
by the way if you're staying in reykjavik there's a black building near a graveyard not too far from the hallgrimskirkja that sells absolutely delicious pizza
Is it? But girls having gay friends is considered a fun thing usually, isn't it? I'm surprised the opposite doesn't apply.
I suppose I'll go along for the first session at least, I am genuinely curious about what its like. I just hops they don't start asking me loadsa questions and then get mad because I'm not one of them
Pretty qt I guess. I was thinking it might be fun to talking about girls with her too, maybe she'll point out nice tits and arses for me even.
Do you think so? She said she's still pretty new to it so that's promising I suppose...
Im honestly not completely sure. I can't find much info. Maybe its secretly a sex club
>wear jeans with shirts and ties
>seem to think think sparse facial hair is attractive
>all under 5' 9in
>male pattern baldness in mid 20s
>those that have hair to speak of wear it in the "aspergers bedhead" style
Literally describes the entire IT Department at my work.
What is wrong with STEMfags?
>I just hops they don't start asking me loadsa questions and then get mad because I'm not one of them
They won't, just say your there supporting a friend who was a bit nervous and i'm sure they'll be glad you came
Does anyone else not GET luxury car makers like Jag, BMW or Mercedes bringing out diesel models of their cars lads?
If you're wealthy enough to afford a luxury car shouldn't you be wealthy enough to afford the petrol?
Diesel is for cheapo poorfags m8. They don't make nearly the power of petrol engines and have bad drivability.
Buying a diesel BMW or Mercedes says "hello I want people to think i have a fast car without having a fast car because I'm a poser".
why doesn't some large organisation just start repairing roads and administering care and support to the elderly along with a lot of other services so we could have a peaceful coup that gives us a competent corporate led government like china
hello guys I am writing a cover letter because I want to apply for master's studies
what do you think about this sentence. i can't decide whether it's allright or not. it seems kinda off (can't use ''certain'' instead of ''sure'' btw, already used certain like 3 times, and ''positive'' sounds retarded)
>I am sure that completing a master programme in Automation and Control Engineering at your University would allow me to become a full-fledged professional in this field of engineering, and having the above outlined accomplishments and incentives in mind, I believe that this is a task I would be both able and glad to carry out.
>CHEMICAL WEAPONS FOUND IN BELGIUM
Fuck this shit lads, I've never been so glad I never leave the house
I hope so. Think people will think its "sweet" that I'm coming to support a friend?
Really? My friend said his old manager was a lesbian and that she was really fun; he said they used to smoke weed together and she'd be his "wingwoman" and other fun stuff.
I don't think its that sorta club lad, its one at college
Oh I get you. Yeah, no one's bothered about who turns up desu. You'll get some over-zealous types who think your presence is triggering but everyone thinks they're fucking mongs.
Being indoors isn't going to protect you. Some CRBN weapons could easily kill you while you are in your room if set off away from your house.
The only way to truly be safe is to make sure there are no muslims.
Don't say "I am sure". Say with intent what you are going to do and why, not what you hope will passively happen to you.
>I am eager to complete the master's programme in Automation and Control Engineering in order that I can become a full-fledged professional in this field of engineering, and having the above outlined accomplishments and incentives, I believe that I am a good fit for this [course / university / some other shit someone can word it better than me]
I don't get how normies can't see that diesel is a massive scam desu.
When the Diesel engine was invented, the entire premise was you didn't need to use fossil fuel based oil, you could run it on ANY oil. In fact the first diesel engine ran on vegetable oil.
But the oil companies killed the inventor of the diesel engine and created a new oil based fuel called "diesel" which is literally the shit left over from the petroleum cracking process they couldn't sell before as petrol engines would run on it. Since diesel engines run on any flammable liquid diesel engines do run on it.
So then the oil companies got all the car makers to design their engines only to run on this specific fuel without extensive modification.
And then the government realised it wasn't making enough tax, since diesel engines are more efficient so they just atx diesel more than petrol.
Buy a ticket to pic. rel and get some gear lined up.
relatively, i DP with toys maybe once every 2 weeks, at that time i usually fist myself also
it's not like i can't hold it shits or anything severe, i just just warm up and enjoy the feeling of larger toys more easily than other people
>Says he hates Islam / Saudi Arabia / ISIS
>Giving them money every time he fills up his car
Don't support terrorists, get an electric car.
i just go to this black lady called sophia that ive been going to for years and let her do whatever she wants
>tfw you finally find someone that doesnt try to force conversation or ask for your input
>House mate says he's a programmer
>Says he can't figure out how to get the router set up so asks me to do it
What do they even teach people these days?
There's another gay guy (well, he says he's non-binary) coming to support her and from my experiences, he seems like quite a dick.
I imagine he'll ask me if I'm gay and when I say no, he'll be like "...so why are you here?" in a dickish way
why'd they have to do that 4
>Knowing how to program means you can use all computer technology
>Studying physics means you can immediately operate a particle accelerator or nuclear power plant.
>Being able to drive means you know how cars work.
I'm a programmer and people ask me shit about windows 8 or 10. Like fuck if I know I just write code logic that does stuff. I couldn't give a fuck about metro or how to update Adobe Reader. I'm on Linux with an old Win 7 boot for gaymen I don't even have Windows 10.
Knowing how to set up a network is basic computer stuff you should know if you studied computers like a programmer does.
Look at it this way.
What is more likely. Someone with a programming degree having the knowledge to set up a network (him) or someone with no degree (me)
>Knowing how to set up a network is basic computer stuff you should know if you studied computers like a programmer does.
No. Just the opposite. "Basic computer stuff" isn't taught in a CS degree. That's the kind of stuff any moron can pick up in 5 minutes on the job which is why you consider it so basic.
Computer science is all about hardware, lower level stuff, and theoretical abstract maths stuff. They're so abstracted away from real applications. You're thinking of a network guy in an IT department or a software engineer or something.
Got a new graphics card lads. First out killed Windows and now I can't even get to boot options because of pic
I wish I wasn't such a mong
>Al Buraq, the "winged horse" that carried Mohammed to heaven
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>stop trying to turn me gay
>the feeling of a real dick is better
>need a tranny dick or two up my arse
hahahahaha and NOW they show their true colours
Just because we have more toys than they did doesn't mean they weren't more civilised.
The ancient Romans and Greeks were great philosophers. 2015 has "Check your privilege" "die cis scum" etc
>Work as a night porter at a hotel
>Reading tripadvisor this morning
>Notice a 1 star review
>Person is angry at me specifically
What the fuck can I do?
I don't want to get fired. Just sent this message begging forgiveness. I hope they understand.
>and I said without smiling that I'd like to choke you into your tomb
>I'd like to choke you into your tomb
Fucking quality laughs m8
i am not getting baited again lad
You've updated your response, nicely done there fella. I had quite the chuckle.
>Two most popular petitions in this websites history are immigration related.
Watching it go up so rapidly after the paris thing was amazing..
It managed to get enough that it was debated back in september, so it hasn't shot up by as much as the new one against immigration. Not sure why they're bothering to sign it desu, since it's basically over and done with.
What if all normies are really messed up inside too and everyone has their own problem but they don't show it and everyone struggles to fit in and worries about how people perceive them
What if we are all normies