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Belgium thread

doing a post

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anime

3rd for maisie

>>51053352
no

need a short haired qt gf to cuddle

>>51053377
underrated post

>Filibustering

Why is this retarded yank shit allowed in our parliament?

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want to do a wee on this girls fanny

Cara

>>51053388
thanks

Not too happy that United are winning tbqh

>>51053382
good taste

I would post katarina but they are watching me on twitch and I don't want them to see my folder 2bqh

Stream sucks no cheeky commentary

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kpops in paris edition

>>51053413
>tfw sissy voice
>tfw no mic

>>51053406
post stream lad

>>51053396
spoiler that hog

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>>51053396
You can have seconds t͏bh

>>51053396
Won't that make her pregnant!? 0_0

>>51053405
>divegrass

>>51053391
Because Parliament and all the laws and traditions that govern it are outdated as fuck.

>>51053450
yeri is worst rv

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>Do a vocaroo in a yank thread
>Wow your voice is amazing you should do voice over work or something
>Do a vocaroo in a brit thread
>Lol fuck off bender
>r u 50 years old or something?

>>51053473
seugly is worst rv

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Cold lads -2bh

went to a thai massage place last night as i was walking home, paid £20 for a full body 30 minute massage

she asked at the end if i wanted 'any extras' which surprised me because it looked like a decent place but i said yes and got a blowjob for £10

first time i've ever done anything with a girl lads, felt pretty good, she didn't swallow my cum though - i don't know if that's normal or not

>>51053480
lol fuck off bender

>>51053483
no shes pretty

>>51053456
>Not liking footy
Rasheed

>>51053480
post the vocaroo then you bender

>>51053440
http://www twitch tv/our_hero

>>51053337
wew, bit of nostalgia that

also
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95zxtaKQBBc

Unironically dropped my donner and chips last night

Still gutted about it Tbh

>>51053493
jokes post

>>51053480
post it la

>>51053480
t. posh poofter

anime tb'h lads

someone post the footie fan doing gook eyes

listening to anti-nigger music in the stream lads

>>51053555
underrated post

>>51053535
Wonder how many people do that every Friday night? I'd say about... 1000

good lads

https://www.fb.com/qldmaroons/videos/10154347026368696/

>stealing thailads gimmick
lol bender

>>51053573
You are slow as fuck to type tbqhwy lad

>>51053494
>Blowjob for a tenner
Don't believe it desu

>>51053535
Its bad for you anyway la

2bh

>>51053591
I only remember him streaming the once

>>51053610
why? what price should it be? she wasn't an absolute munter either

>>51053585
Still mate, it is ultimately me that has to grapple with the burden of loss. Easy for you to just throw numbers around like that.

got my dermotologist appointment wahey hope they can sort out my back it looks like im on roids!

ear infection lad here
gp a few days ago said it was just viral

tried those cotton ear bud things and there's some weird brown red liquidy discharge

you can go permenantely deaf if it's an ear infection, wat do

>>51053535
FONT

>>51053588
as much as i cant stand cheesy music it still has an effect on me god darn it

>>51053588
Wow, Aussies suck at rugby. They couldn't even tackle a 4 year old.

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just took a photo of my toes lads
pic related

>>51053608
fuck off I have carpal tunnel syndrome

I think

want to yeri to rub her feet all over my fave 2bh

Are you ready for le Russian bogeyman and "Assad must go" lefties to derail Davey boy's Syrian push?

>>51053507
>implying I'm not just memeing

>>51053663
dont worry lad you only need one

>>51053663
>some weird brown red liquidy discharge
you mean ear wax?

can't think of a good post lads

>>51053494
Most Thai massage places are dodgy t b h, don't know how they avoid getting shut down. There is a literal brothel in my town and they advertise online and everything but the police don't do anything about it.

Pretty cool how liberal we're getting, got to say. You can even smoke dudeweedlmao in front of a copper and get away with it.

>>51053694
David Cameron is one of them 2bh

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Not getting a comedown from the pills lads, just an aching jaw

>>51053669
How the fuck is dropping donner worthy of FONT

A true normie defends his grease with his life

>>51053729
post dick

>>51053729
good post lad

>>51053653
Just seems really really cheap lad. You're paying her the same amount you pay a barber to cut your hair, but instead she's putting your rancid dick in her mouth and sucking it to orgasm. Seems a raw deal desu

>>51053684
that's a glacier on the antartic coast lmao

you didn't bet on a professional geographer posting ITT did you

Feel like having a wank but my hands are freezing and they make my willy shrivel up whenever I touch it. How do I fix this?

>>51053741

Agreed but at least he realised the public aren't buying it when the last vote was rejected and is just focussing on ISIS now.

I wish i knew how to write lads

any lad help us?

>>51053726
no you cretin it's different

NHS page says it means my eardrum has burst

>>51053734
The exchange of sexual favours for cash isn't illegal in the UK m8.

Only standing on street corners or kurb crawling.

>>51053734
watched a documentary on it once, basically they get around the law by paying for their time
so technically you're paying to go into a room with them, if you 'happen' to have sex then that's just coincidence

>>51053663
had an ear infection a while ago, like a big lump grew there and i couldn't hear through that ear
just fucked off on it's own after a while desu
if yours is similar and it doesn't go away after a few days or a week just ask for some anti biotics

smoking a bong

>>51053729
Here (You) go mate Hahahaha wahey!

>>51053656
Not trying to minimise your loss la just trying to put it in a bit of context, it's always upsetting to lose a nice greasy meal lovingly cooked by a Turk

>>51053770
finger your arsehole instead

its twenty fifteen (2015) lad

>>51053768
i pay £6 for a haircut desu

and my dick isn't rancid, it's 7.5 inches, trimmed and clean

>>51053734
>you can even smoke dudeweedlmao in front of a copper and get away with it.
Where's that? Where i am they're trialling a new drug driving law. My mate's getting a driving ban for getting pulled over a 7pm when he'd had one joint at 2

>>51053759
>Getting a donner friday night
>This implies you were out Friday night
>Non normie leaving the house

FONT

>>51053777
if your eardrum's really burst you'd be deaf in that ear already

>girl I fancy reveals to me that she's a lesbian
>asks if I'm bothered
>tell her I'm a little upset but I'll be over it soon probably
>asks me to come to an LGBT club with her since its her first time and she's nervous and would appreciate the support

Should I go lads? I'm trying to weigh up the benefits and shit. I guess at least it might be funny to hear a bunch of benders talking about dicks

Also would having a close lesbian friend be fun or not? People always talk about girls having "gay friends" but what about guys having "lesbian friends"?

>>51053760
no

>>51053762
cheers mate

>>51053801
cheers mate

no snow yet

bit cold though

>>51053794
you see, the GP said only come back if it gets worse

it's painful as fuck if I press on it but nothing much if I leave it alone
scared cos you can go deaf from it and now this liquid shite

>>51053769
wahey you caught me haha

>>51053843
>tfw no snow never

>>51053832
if you want to be friends then go

>>51053832
Fuck that 2bh. Sounds like a PILE OF PISH.

I wonder if British döner is actually somewhat alright to eat.

>>51053832
I'd go along lad. From what i've heard it's more of a friendly, supportive thing rather than a 'OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODD, I WANT ALLLLLLL THE DICKZZZ!!!' thing

>>51053872
had a doner pizza yesterday

>>51053818
Drug driving is a bit different lad but just smoking weed, pretty much anywhere, is unlikely to get you in trouble anymore. You can only get in trouble now if they catch you with a load of it or see you're growing it or something

>>51053832
guys having lesbian friends is c u c k as f u c k desu

>>51053832
my lesbian friend let me play with her tits desu

>>51053832
Is she hot? If you get her drunk enough you might be able to have a threesome.

>>51053832
Play the long game lad, you can turn her yet!

>>51053832
>LGBT club
What is this and why do they exist? What's wrong with gay bars and lesbian bars?

>>51053832
Top friendzone

>>51053854
i never had the liquid
but if the liquid thing wasn't there when you first saw your gp then you should go back now lol

>>51053884
Never had that.

>>51053832
Stab the degenerate whore, then burn down the LGBT club

>>51053928
don't

>>51053843
kill thyself

>>51053832
>I guess at least it might be funny to hear a bunch of benders talking about dicks
are you literally 11

>>51053928
don't listen to this >>51053935 cunt

it's nice try it

>>51053872
Doubt it's as good as a country absolutely infested with Turks like Austria but it's still definitely tasty.

Likewise I doubt you'd find it as easy to get a good curry in Austria like you can get here in any town.

>not using legacy captcha

Why do such plebs exist lads?

>>51053963
i'm not a cunt fuck off i'll deck you

>>51053964
curry is rank 2bh

>>51053872
It's good if you don't drop it

Fucks sake so upset

>>51053980
H-how do you use the legacy one? Sick of selecting street names desu

>>51053998
shut up you fucking twat

>>51053996
fuck off you cunt

>>51054017
rude

>>51053981
hahahaha course you're not you fucking twat nob off you gobshite

>>51054027
>>51054023
fuck OFF now

Who /still hasn't turned the heating on yet/ here? Getting pretty nippy t bh, might be time to give in soon.

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Hmm....

>>51054054
what's you're address laddie? maybe i can come over and sort things out with you

>>51053996
>He doesn't enjoy a nice lamb passanda on a Saturday night with some fluffy pilau rice, a soft fragrant naan and a couple of crispy onion bhaajis
Rasheed

At the shops lads fucking freezing 2bh

At least I'll have good soon 2bf

Life-long vegetarian here. Figured I might as well see what I'm missing out on and see whether it's still worth eating regularly. What would you recommend?

>>51054017
Easy for you to say that but you didn't drop your entire donner portion on the pavement next to Sash

Four pound fucking twenty JUST ;_;

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>>51054016
Go on settings and select it lad

pic related, what you need to select on 4chan X

>>51054085
>he enjoys the volcanic anus the proceeding day after a curry

bit weird mate

>>51054081
you can try but i'll fucking deck you

i'm 2 doors down from londis behind brick alley

>>51053998
RIP your döner

>>51053964
Based Turks 2bh.
Not even sure if I could get a curry anywhere near me. Very little Indians.

>>51054089
sausage rolls from greggs

>>51054057
House is half girls at uni so have had it on since mid October and even that was a fight.

>living with women
>ever

Costs a fucking fortune

>>51054129
greggs is shit 2bh

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nth for based barry

>>51054089
Donner

>>51054089
full english brekkie

>>51054110
Ta lad, I'm on mobile at the moment but I'll to that xx
>>51054119
>Not enjoying spicy food
>Implying all curries are even spicy
Child

it's doner not donner you fucking cretinous melts

>>51054164
fuck off paki

>>51054138
To be fair i live with 5 lads and 4 girls, the girls all of whom being posh as fuck and we've just about managed to get them to leave the thermostat alone. I think they're only just started turning it on thing weekend

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want to visit iceland desu

£100 flight

lads

I have a problem with my touchpad

The only way I can get my cursor to move is if I click and hold down.

Otherwise all the touchpad does is scroll the page up or down.

Any of you know the problem?

>Those takeaways run by Pakis that seem to sell everything
>Doner kebabs, curry, burgers, pizza, fried chicken, fish and chips
Make me a bit uncomfortable t b h, jacks of all trades and masters of none

>>51054220
i've been desu weather is proper poo but otherwise not bad
also everyone (literally everyone) speaks english fluently

>>51054220
go on a cruise

i'm going on one soon you can come with me

>>51054211
Lucky, dad is a DIY wizard so legit considering getting him to mod the wheel so it displays a temperature 3-5 degrees higher than it actually is when he's here next week. I reckon they wouldn't even notice.

>>51054203
Actually it's döner.

>>51054089
>Life-long bender here

>>51054252

Yeah I had this you need to search the primary kernal for a sweep cursor interface process and isolate that module by whipping up a gui in visual basic.

Pretty EZ really

aint been on here for like 4 months, don't even miss you cunts desu hahaha

>>51054288
>>51054288
yeah they probably would clock. I'd just be a cunt and keen turning the thermostat down again when you notice it getting warm. How much are you're bills costing you atm?

>>51054262
We've got literally hundreds of these in Leeds.
Most are shit-tier but a few are breddy gud, at least at one thing, it's hard to work out who's shit or not though

>>51054252
Install gentoo

>>51054262

They know their trade desu.

£1 chips are pretty noice when you're blitzed at 3am.

Chips are all I trust those Pakis not to fuck up.

What's the difference between doner and shwarma or however you spell it? And how the fuck do they make the big tube of lamb? Just blend a load of lamb together?

>>51054356
why is desu now desu wtf

wow this board is now officially ruined without t b h

>>51054356
>desu
fucking weeb

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>>51054337
>whipping up a gui in visual basic

>>51054397
get trolled lmao

>>51054387
Never found a decent takeaway in Leeds desu.

why did gookmoot filter t b h?

>>51054450
To mess with the white man

>>51054269
what month did you go in mate
how much did flights cost la

>>51054252
lenovo?

>>51054387
Haven't got the quarterly bill for this year yet but if it's like last year the gas bill will be in the region of £100 a month between 4 which is insane. I can afford it but am a bit of a tight cunt so watching money essentially pour down the drain is annoying as fuck.

>>51054337
Thanks, CSI

had to wake up 8:30am (eight thirty) to play football today, piss take

https://vimeo.com/114853841

good news lads

>>51054485
forgot it was yonks ago lol
by the way if you're staying in reykjavik there's a black building near a graveyard not too far from the hallgrimskirkja that sells absolutely delicious pizza
would recommend

choon 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS86JxhyiP4

>>51053893
Is it? But girls having gay friends is considered a fun thing usually, isn't it? I'm surprised the opposite doesn't apply.

>>51053880
I suppose I'll go along for the first session at least, I am genuinely curious about what its like. I just hops they don't start asking me loadsa questions and then get mad because I'm not one of them

>>51053911
Pretty qt I guess. I was thinking it might be fun to talking about girls with her too, maybe she'll point out nice tits and arses for me even.

>>51053916
Do you think so? She said she's still pretty new to it so that's promising I suppose...

>>51053920
Im honestly not completely sure. I can't find much info. Maybe its secretly a sex club

Hi

>>51054549
what is this?

When will hiroshimoot give us our culture back lads?

wish i was talented

>>51054538
Virgin

>wear jeans with shirts and ties
>seem to think think sparse facial hair is attractive
>all under 5' 9in
>male pattern baldness in mid 20s
>those that have hair to speak of wear it in the "aspergers bedhead" style
Literally describes the entire IT Department at my work.

What is wrong with STEMfags?

>>51054613
>I just hops they don't start asking me loadsa questions and then get mad because I'm not one of them
They won't, just say your there supporting a friend who was a bit nervous and i'm sure they'll be glad you came

Does anyone else not GET luxury car makers like Jag, BMW or Mercedes bringing out diesel models of their cars lads?

If you're wealthy enough to afford a luxury car shouldn't you be wealthy enough to afford the petrol?

>>51054613
>I'm surprised the opposite doesn't apply.

Cos lesbians are fucking miserable for some reason or other.

Anyone got Xiaomi Piston 3s? Getting a pair tomorrow t b h

>>51054732
always assumed diesel was more manly like it made more noise or mess

>>51054592
Omar is a don

>>51054616
hey

>>51054613
Always a few straight lads and a lot of straight girls in gay clubs desu. No one's going to get mad at you.

>>51054784
How are you :3

just woke up 2bh

>>51054616
Hi

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whats everyone doing today then?

>>51053377
Fucking faggot

>>51054761
Diesel is for cheapo poorfags m8. They don't make nearly the power of petrol engines and have bad drivability.

Buying a diesel BMW or Mercedes says "hello I want people to think i have a fast car without having a fast car because I'm a poser".

CHEMICAL WEAPONS FOUND IN BELGIUM

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>>51054821
alri?

>>51054849
yeah, you?

>>51054826
zilcho, all my mates are off doing things with their respective gfs

I need to get one s m h

got myself some curry noodles lmao

>>51054854
not bad, think I'm getting a sore throat though so I better sort that out tbqh

feel really depressed right now

>>51054791
Fine. Enjoying my tea. You?

>>51054826
Painting a wall

>>51054894
I am ok, I should make some tea soon too

Doing a >tfw no gf for the first time. Don't like it.

>>51054837
fuck it's legit

why doesn't some large organisation just start repairing roads and administering care and support to the elderly along with a lot of other services so we could have a peaceful coup that gives us a competent corporate led government like china

hello guys I am writing a cover letter because I want to apply for master's studies
what do you think about this sentence. i can't decide whether it's allright or not. it seems kinda off (can't use ''certain'' instead of ''sure'' btw, already used certain like 3 times, and ''positive'' sounds retarded)
>I am sure that completing a master programme in Automation and Control Engineering at your University would allow me to become a full-fledged professional in this field of engineering, and having the above outlined accomplishments and incentives in mind, I believe that this is a task I would be both able and glad to carry out.

Why can't Yanks get their head around the fact that England is a state in the UK like Texas in the US?

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>>51054826
absolutely nothing t͏bh

>>51054964
>for the first time
fuck off normie twat

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>>51054964

>>51054978
>CHEMICAL WEAPONS FOUND IN BELGIUM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/12009370/Mali-Bamako-terrorist-attack-170-hostages-Paris-Belgium-live.html

Fuck this shit lads, I've never been so glad I never leave the house

>>51054993
>competent government
>china

Haha yeah, enjoy getting arrested and tortured for sneezing in public

>>51054857
No, you need some new friends.

Never dog your mates.

>>51055035
they just think britain and engerlannd are interchangeable like the USA or America

>>51055050
hope terrorists never attack gloucester

>>51054937
Enjoy

>>51054690
I hope so. Think people will think its "sweet" that I'm coming to support a friend?

>>51054737
Really? My friend said his old manager was a lesbian and that she was really fun; he said they used to smoke weed together and she'd be his "wingwoman" and other fun stuff.

>>51054788
I don't think its that sorta club lad, its one at college

>>51055060
was out with them all yesterday and earlier in the day for a bit 2bh, it's fair enough. Can't imagine better friends ngl.

really REALLY hate virgin internet
unreliable shite

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what do you hope to achieve today then lads?

>>51055143
Oh I get you. Yeah, no one's bothered about who turns up desu. You'll get some over-zealous types who think your presence is triggering but everyone thinks they're fucking mongs.

>>51055050
Being indoors isn't going to protect you. Some CRBN weapons could easily kill you while you are in your room if set off away from your house.

The only way to truly be safe is to make sure there are no muslims.

>>51054995

Don't say "I am sure". Say with intent what you are going to do and why, not what you hope will passively happen to you.

>I am eager to complete the master's programme in Automation and Control Engineering in order that I can become a full-fledged professional in this field of engineering, and having the above outlined accomplishments and incentives, I believe that I am a good fit for this [course / university / some other shit someone can word it better than me]

>>51055169
booking 2 tranny escorts to double team me

i also want them to DP my arse at some point

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>>51054732
I don't get how normies can't see that diesel is a massive scam desu.

When the Diesel engine was invented, the entire premise was you didn't need to use fossil fuel based oil, you could run it on ANY oil. In fact the first diesel engine ran on vegetable oil.

But the oil companies killed the inventor of the diesel engine and created a new oil based fuel called "diesel" which is literally the shit left over from the petroleum cracking process they couldn't sell before as petrol engines would run on it. Since diesel engines run on any flammable liquid diesel engines do run on it.

So then the oil companies got all the car makers to design their engines only to run on this specific fuel without extensive modification.

And then the government realised it wasn't making enough tax, since diesel engines are more efficient so they just atx diesel more than petrol.

Lads,I am in London. Should I stay in my uni halls or go out?

>>51055164
i feel you famalam

>>51055236
what uni

>>51055214
>DP my arse

how loose is your bumhole mate?

>>51055184
thanks m8
especially about that ''i'm eager part''. the sentence already sounds much better.

GOT A REPUTATION FOR YOURSELF NOW

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>>51055236
Buy a ticket to pic. rel and get some gear lined up.

>>51055264
relatively, i DP with toys maybe once every 2 weeks, at that time i usually fist myself also

it's not like i can't hold it shits or anything severe, i just just warm up and enjoy the feeling of larger toys more easily than other people

>>51055160
Fair enough m8, I'm just tired of whipped friends disappearing and dominating controlling gfs that make it unbearable to see your m8 anymore.

Makes me sad Tbh.

>>51054826
good lad, I'm glad someone is willing to do the things many aren't

Truly a social 420 pioneer

>>51055255
St.George's M8. I'm doing Graduate Medicine.

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>Says he hates Islam / Saudi Arabia / ISIS
>Giving them money every time he fills up his car

Don't support terrorists, get an electric car.

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>>51055298
>avant garde

I'm inside but I'm not wearing socks

Don't tell the yanks

>>51055336
yeah shite name but they put on decent nights 2bh

>>51055340
Tell us you're at least wearing shoes.

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>>51055327
This.

>>51055045
Never had one but today's just the first day I've cared about never having one.

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>>51055364

>>51055327
...

this post should belong to a Yank

>>51054683
>jeans with shirts and ties
youre making this up desu
the rest is just genetics/being lazy

Choon coming thru famalams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdoyapuXM_s

>>51055360
Why would I wear shoes without socks

What do you lads ask for when you get your haircut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNkVzCUnQk

me in the bar hahahaha

>>51054683
My IT department are clean cut and well dressed t͏bh.

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>>51055476
Just a scissorcut please

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How do we remove kebab, lads?

i can't decide whether you should live or die

>>51055476
i just go to this black lady called sophia that ive been going to for years and let her do whatever she wants
>tfw you finally find someone that doesnt try to force conversation or ask for your input

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>>51055496

>>51055476
Either a 2 back and sides and trim on top or just a trim

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>House mate says he's a programmer
>Says he can't figure out how to get the router set up so asks me to do it

What do they even teach people these days?

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>>51055476

>listening to electronic music
I'll stick with rock like oasis thank you very much

>>51055476
blade 2 short back and sides with a bit off the top

usually let it grow for 2 - 3 months then get the same again

>>51055569
How to learn nothing and be useless while maintaining a high self worth and being opinionated

>>51055179
There's another gay guy (well, he says he's non-binary) coming to support her and from my experiences, he seems like quite a dick.

I imagine he'll ask me if I'm gay and when I say no, he'll be like "...so why are you here?" in a dickish way

did you ever watch those adum curtis docs? what do you think of them?

>>51055535
Genuinely don't think we can

>>51055580
>2 - 3 months
m8 thats just ridiculous, are you a student or something?

>>51055646
wot

are you saying that's too long or too short?

>wake up at 2
>eat a bowl of curiously cinnamon
>brush teeth
>go on /brit/

I'm scared lads

>Its Sandra. I texted you over whatsapp but I see its not really useful. So emm, Sunday is a nice day for an intellectual journey?

>>51055687
call her number and when she says "hello" let out a sping-tingling 'reeeeeeeeeee' softly down the phone

>>51055476
Grade 1 back a sides with a bit off the top and leave the fringe so I can quiff it across like a big bender

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>>51055674
>curiously cinnamon
why'd they have to do that 4

>>51055744
r.i.p cinnamon grahams ;_;

>>51055608
If he can't appreciate you wanting to support your friend then he's a fucking arsehole. Honestly, most people will be fine with you, they'll be nice and understanding.

need a tranny dick or two up my arse

>>51055674
>eating sugar and milk for breakfast

literally baby tier

>>51055825
alright settle down hard man

>>51055824
>not wanting a real man to fuck you
wew lad

>>51055569

>Knowing how to program means you can use all computer technology

>Studying physics means you can immediately operate a particle accelerator or nuclear power plant.

>Being able to drive means you know how cars work.

I'm a programmer and people ask me shit about windows 8 or 10. Like fuck if I know I just write code logic that does stuff. I couldn't give a fuck about metro or how to update Adobe Reader. I'm on Linux with an old Win 7 boot for gaymen I don't even have Windows 10.

>>51055892
really don't find it attractive, has to be feminine looking

cross-dresser or shemale

*cringes*

>>51055904
Knowing how to set up a network is basic computer stuff you should know if you studied computers like a programmer does.

Look at it this way.

What is more likely. Someone with a programming degree having the knowledge to set up a network (him) or someone with no degree (me)

>>51055959
are you a door?

https://www.fb.com/Audi-R8-4X4-1519836561667185/
why the fuck do people fall for these?

>>51055926
good lad

>>51055979
*likes page*

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>>51055926
>>51055926
shameful tbqh

>>51055978
ye

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banter

i want to finger sershies arsehole 2bh

>>51056060
me too

ever fingered your own?

>>51056050
haha based af

>>51056050
Richard "King Fedora" Dawkins is going full out on Muslims damn.

Good on him desu. Most fedoras don't have the guts to do this.

>>51056060
good mental image

what's the difference between cornwall and cromwell

>>51055577
found the pleb

>>51056060
can make it a reality for the princely sum of two kfc bargain buckets

>>51055926
>Wanting to be fucked by a crossdresser

What's the point in that? Why not get a girl to peg you?

>>51056050
muzzies believe in a flying horse?
like the apocalypse chaps from the old testament or what?

>>51056106
cornwall has sissys who dress up in girls clothes with small willies

>>51056144
https://youtu.be/j2klh2cTa_Q?t=17

>>51056144
they believe that muhammad piss be upon him flew to the moon and back on a magic horse

not even kidding

>>51055976
>Knowing how to set up a network is basic computer stuff you should know if you studied computers like a programmer does.

No. Just the opposite. "Basic computer stuff" isn't taught in a CS degree. That's the kind of stuff any moron can pick up in 5 minutes on the job which is why you consider it so basic.

Computer science is all about hardware, lower level stuff, and theoretical abstract maths stuff. They're so abstracted away from real applications. You're thinking of a network guy in an IT department or a software engineer or something.

>>51056144

they believe muhammad had a flying horse that he rode around I think

>>51056130
i've done both but the feeling of a real dick is better than a strap-on, even if it might be bigger

plus it's harder to find girls into pegging

>>51056202
haha what? is it a metaphor for something...

why did we not wipe out pisslam when we owned all the muzzie countries?

>>51056050
w e w

>>51056213
>the feeling of a real dick is better

That's why you get a real man to do it

>>51056270
i don't find men attractive though

stop trying to turn me gay

>>51056202
>>51056207
lmao is that in the qur'an or one of it's spinoffs?

>>51056253
because for some reason we were fascinated by it and found it exotic.

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Got a new graphics card lads. First out killed Windows and now I can't even get to boot options because of pic

I wish I wasn't such a mong

>>51056339
try reseating it mebbe

>>51056339
excellent work my friend

>>51056339
good lad

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>>51056240
>>51056320
>Al Buraq, the "winged horse" that carried Mohammed to heaven

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>>51056106
Cromwell knew how to make an edible pasty.

Islam is weirder than you think lads.

Like they worship a moon god or something.

It's not the same god as Christians and Jews worship

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>>51056288
>stop trying to turn me gay

>the feeling of a real dick is better
>need a tranny dick or two up my arse

>>51056403
Black

>>51056459
whether you define that as gay or not i do not find men attractive

The Roman's and the Greeks knew that women are for procreation and men are for pleasure.

And they were the highest form of civilization that has ever been on this planet.

http://strawpoll.me/6061722
http://strawpoll.me/6061722
http://strawpoll.me/6061722

I can't get up and it's going to be dark soon. That's depressing.

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>>51056394

>>51056524
couldn't even discover electricity ducking morons

>>51056553
good lax

>>51056524
>civilization

Fuck off yank.

>>51056087
only a little bit

>>51056524
If you look at the fall of ancient greece, literally all the symptoms are present in europe at the moment. Brought down by our own ideals.

>>51056556
Are you suggesting that it was aliens?
Surely not?

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hahahahaha and NOW they show their true colours

>>51056561
Just because we have more toys than they did doesn't mean they weren't more civilised.

The ancient Romans and Greeks were great philosophers. 2015 has "Check your privilege" "die cis scum" etc

Is Youtube down lads?

Every time I try and open it, chrome crashes saying shockwave crashed.

>>51056634
did you like it?

>>51056817
youtube is fine la'

>>51056817
works for me

>>51056749
im sure the majority of their plebs live and act less civilised than modern day plebs

been hanging right on the balance between normie and abnormie for the last few years lads its fucking shit

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>>51056394

>>51056859
t. normie in denial

>>51055104
CHELTENHAM

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>Work as a night porter at a hotel
>Reading tripadvisor this morning
>Notice a 1 star review
>Person is angry at me specifically

What the fuck can I do?
I don't want to get fired. Just sent this message begging forgiveness. I hope they understand.

>>51056960
very good

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>>51056675

just took some fire selfies

>>51055687
Who is Sandra? What's the story?

>>51056960
bullshit

>>51056960
wew lad..
>What the fuck can I do?
I'd say you've done everything you can, good luck. Also is this real?

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>>51056960
>and I said without smiling that I'd like to choke you into your tomb

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>>51056960
>I'd like to choke you into your tomb

Fucking quality laughs m8

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>>51053832
i am not getting baited again lad

>>51057121
U a lady boy lmao

>>51053832
don't buy that lesbian shite women still crave the D

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>>51057121

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>>51057191
:^)

>>51056960
post the original review

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>>51056339
>Those speakers

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>>51057263
You've updated your response, nicely done there fella. I had quite the chuckle.

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Why do Muslims do this?

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>Two most popular petitions in this websites history are immigration related.

Damn