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>5% chance of being born as an American Really dodged a bullet

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>5% chance of being born as an American
Really dodged a bullet there
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>~2.8% chance of being born in Brazil

I couldn't dodge that bullet.
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>>51052598
>less than 0.0000000001% chance of being born an obese freckle faced ginger in New Zealand with gay parents who gets molested

Why the fuck am I alive
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>>51052598
>almost a 20% chance of being born in India
WEW
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>>51052898
at least dolly will always be there for you
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>>51052794
Good pun
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>tfw born white
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>>51052979
>germans
>actually the wild slavs with weird languages
>white
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>>51052598
Looks like americans can't dodge bullets
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>>51053008
topkek
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>>51052898
made me laugh, you poor cunt

you'll be alright m8
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>>51052911
>greater than 1 in 2 chance of being born in either Africa, India, or China
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>>51052898
>gay parents
I'm so sorry
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>>51052898
Benis in boypussy :------DDDD
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>>51052898
take off the proxy you aussie cunt
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>>51052898

I want some gay stories. Just how gay are they? Cool gay? Militant gay? Transnigga?
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>>51054236
>australian boogeymen everywhere

you kiwis are worse than japan with their korean paranoia
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>>51054455
Every week there is some gay post under the NZ flag. It's almost certainly one Aussie cunt who can't do the bantz, so resorts to underhanded proxy warfare
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>>51054504
maybe kiwis are just gay?
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>>51054531
>maybe kiwis are just gay?
I want this meme to die already. NZ men are not gay, we have the sluttiest women in the western world (as shown in countless studies). Why would we resort to fucking boy pussy when we have regular pussy on tap? I've fucked three women yet I'm supposed to believe I like dick? Fuck off. You better hope I never find you or I'll make you my bitch, you sissy cunt. Maybe you'd like being my bitch though, because Aussie men are gay little cock sucking faggots. Get rekt faggot ass pansie.
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>>51052898
>New Zealand
You poor unfortunate fuck.
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>>51052598
Infinitesimally small chance you even existed in the first place t bh lad
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>>51052598
yeah and that's merely the first bullet you'd have had to dodge
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>>51054619
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>>51054669
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>>51054718
i forgot how the original pic looked
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>>51054619
t. twink
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>>51052598
What the fuck? You had no chance of being born as an American, unless your parents were americans and gave their sperm in donation to your UK parents.

I see people speak like OP all the time. You guys must stop seeing the "chance of being born somewhere" with a notion that you are sort of placed inside a body somewhere in the world when you're born, or whatever the hell you're imagining.

You are in fact just being replicated by your dad and mother's dna. The chances of you being born "as a...whatever" lies strictly within the fact of where your parents live, and what kind of nationality they have, etc.

This means you're likely to be born as whatever they are, or a mix of those and the cultural nationality of the country they live in.
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>>51057257
And what were the chances of my parents being born in whatever country they were born in? What about their ancestors?
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>>51057491
Their chances lies in the same deal in relation to their parents, and same goes for all your ancestors, all back to where it becomes irrelevant to speak of nationalities at all. I don't think it makes sense to think of where "you" could be born until "you" exist at all, as a sperm cell in your father's balls, and equalent in your mother. Your dna, which is then slightly unique in relation to the other sperm cells, are then "you". Before that, your chances of being born anywhere would be zero, because "you" don't exist. You can't very well think of it as a large web of what if their ancestors went somewhere else and so on, because then their lives would be different and you're then speaking of "what if my ancestors gave birth to a child in usa" instead of "what if my ancestors gave birth to my mother/father. To further that conversation we'd have to speak of chaos theory, which none of us know much about I'm sure, but the gist of it as I see it, is that your mother and your father is the result of the very specific choices and events (not restricted to their own choices or the events surrounding themselves) made up until then. But they would never have come into being if those choices and events hadn't happened. So you can't talk about "what if my mother were born by a different version of my grandmother",because well it wouldn't be "your" grandmother nor mother then, the same dna don't come twice and there can't be alternative versions of them. It would be other people giving birth to different people. Your chances of being born came into the relm of reality when you started existing, not before.
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