>he can't find a job with his uni degree

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stahp

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>>51051867
stop reminding me

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>>51051867
everything i do is for nothing, the degree was just one of the more expensive mistakes on the list

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>tfw studying law

>>51051867

>he needs a uni degree to find a good paid job

3.85 average (4 is perfect a B is a 3)

Finance and Econ degrees

Still unemployed

You can not fabricate this situation

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>3rd year undergrad gombuder sdsiendse :--------DD
>already did 2 summer internships and both companies literally begged me to seek employment when I'm finished with uni

truly a meme degree

>>51052286
if i could do it all over, i'd pick that too

my little brother is doing CS right now and im jealous

>>51052315
I don't even have to worry about outsourcing because eastern europe is where lots of western european countries are outsourcing their work to.

But if I was an Amerigan I'd pick petroleum engineering, I heard you literally can't get a starting job that pays less than 80k-ish even if you try.

And petroleum engineering is not even hard (compared to eeng at least)

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>>51052286
My Nigguh.

>>51052286
bosdar, you're a hercegovac, your uncles and cousins will find a job for you in no time

>>51052235
The school you went to is also important. The difference in your degree when you come from Princeton over Joe's Community College is pretty large.

>>51052542
Are you telling me to check my privilege :------DDD

>>51052550
i didnt go to princeton but i did go to a tier 1 state school with a national reputation especially in anything business related

>>51052286
working @ your zemljak doesnt count my fellow herzjew

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>>51051867
>Tfw business manager with a degree in busiess

>>51052583
yes, I wish I could be an uhljeb

>>51052624
there are no uhljebs in gombuder science, it's all privately run companies

>>51052605
the companies i went to weren't herzegjews :------DD
although a guy that lived literally 1km away from me in mostar a nice startup in zg and he did offer me an internship

https://youtu.be/6oC5WnNL1fk

English and Philosophy double major here. Graduated with honors from top tier school in my fields.

Working at a diner lmao

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>>51053814
Join the CF

>>51054066
Would have gone tried out a bit ago but I was diagnosed with lupus last winter. Raw deal senpai.

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>>51052793

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>>51052793

>>51052793
bump everyone watch this nao

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>>51052793

Damn

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>>51052793
r9k material

>>51052793
He sounds very autistic desu

>>51055213
that's the point. he should be able to have a life even if he is an aspie. the current system encourages a nearly 'big man' style charismatic society where even a complete dipshit with the right connections can secure high level positions

it's hardly a meritocracy anymore, it's nepotism

is there even a degree worth getting

I've seen literally every field scorned for proving to be worthless

>>51055517
nope, education as it is is a complete scam 2bh

>>51055294
>he should be able to have a life even if he is an aspie
But isn't it communism

>>51055517
Be very careful what you choose if you are an autist who is poor at making connections.

That said there ARE fields that have ridiculously low unemployment but it depends on the country. Astronomy for example has very very low unemployment in the USA but it's mostly because the subject is very hard and very few people choose it.

If you are social and can make a lot of friends and connections you can do well with pretty much any degree. If anything you can kiss your professor's ass and get into a teaching position. That's how people with meme degrees like women's studies find jobs. Nepotism.

>>51055517
Yes, degrees are completely useless and anyone who goes to uni is setup to be a failure in life

Just look at those fucking doctors for instance

>>51055585
idk, I've been working for 3 years trying to figure out what I want to do and it's all been fruitless. The alternative to higher education isnt much better, with tradesmen culture borderline degenerate and most other jobs only casual. Can't imagine it's much worse.

Even if I can't get a job right after I graduate the government will give me NEET bux so I don't really care.

>>51055745
How much bux

>>51055700
so unless you're doing medicine you're doomed

what a relief

even an engineering degree is worth shit now since that industry got killed

>>51055684
>be autist
>chose business admin major
Fuck my life

>>51055700
yeah it's a shame they don't offer courses in Comedy lad you could do with a few

>>51055684
I'd consider myself social, though whether that holds in an academic environment is hard to say. Thanks for the answer, I'll have to dwell on it some more before choosing

>>51055818
300 KD

almost 1000 freedom dollars

>>51055684

Nepotism only has to do with recruiting family or very close friends into a job regardless of qualifications. I don't see anything wrong with recruiting the next generation of professors from your student body t b h

>>51055882
Just curious what do Kuwaiti women look like? Similar to Iraqi girls? Never seen gulf Arabs here in Toronto

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>>51051867
>tfw all the jobs go to the unqualified immigrants

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>>51051867
>>51052793

>>51051867
Get the first shitty low paying job in your area

Work you ass for some year, reach the best position you can and use that on your resume to work on a better place

>>51055869
Yeah all those people who didn't go to uni are just snapping up those few entry-level engineering jobs.

>>51055874
You're mistaking comedy with patronising sarcasm

>>51055970
If your job can be done by an unqualified immigrant then you're to blame

>>51051867
haha jokes on you, I don't have a degree

>>51055951
Your typical brown arab girls really
Basically, Saudi girls without the Niqab

>>51056023
>If your job can be done by an unqualified immigrant then you're to blame
what about all the jobs that are supposed to be filled by high school kids that are instead being filled by ahmed ramamahamohammadesh the 40 year old child toucher

>>51055922
nepotism applies to friends
it's basically when you give out advantages based off of familiarity and not merit

in certain fields you need both merit and a bit of ass kissing to get ahead (hard science is kinda like that)

in other fields ass kissing and conforming to a certain mindset is more important than actual ability (meme sciences come to mind)

>>51055874
make a plan and stick to it
don't be aimless, that's the biggest problem
when you're aimless you can't see the opportunities before you and other more ambitious people take them and you don't even notice it

then you're left with a diploma and ask yourself how come the other guys found a job and you're still unemployed

>>51056001
If you really want a job related to your degree then you should be doing personal projects or other certifications related to the field. Unless what you feel you're missing is that social experience in which case retail can be good. Spending 5 years working at a supermarket to become manager is the long way.

Increase your value to the employer, work out what he's looking for.


>>51056081
Maccas is hiring

>>51056001
Ever heard about over-qualification? Low paying jobs don't even consider me as a candidate.

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>>51056023
>patronising sarcasm
sometimes i foreget how many space cadets use this forum.

you see the use of 'space cadet' here is also sarcastic, implying you're a blithering idiot who's only confident enough to try and make a point if he buries it in """""wit""""""

>>51051867
Majored in biochem, completely fucking useless. Now I'm in a trade school and making more even in my summer job, and it's way easier. No regrets.

>>51056125
Why not just say you don't have a degree when applying?

>>51056228
what trade?

>>51051867
>be me
>get a position at ExxonMobil's IT department
>fuck

Most people would be delighted...
but I've been working an office job for too long... I just want to be my own boss ya know?

Tired of having to deal with dress codes and other stupid shit

>>51056535
Is it really that hard to wear a shirt and pants 5 days a week?

>>51056373
Fuck... Shamefur desu senpai

>>51056558

Mate, it's hot as fuck here, and social dressing codes to work at a fucking IT department is just stupid.

It does pay well but fuck me... being inside an office for 8 hours a day is painful.

I'm only in it for the money

>>51056476
Healthcare. The number of pensioners keeps rising, so the job prospects are good.

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>Have experience teaching ESL
>Can speak almost if not as fluent in English
>Will never get a job teaching ESL at other countries because I'm not white

I just want to leave this country

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>mfw shitty job in US or Europe paids better than good job in Kazakhstan

>>51056990
you can teach in Brazil surely, but then you have to live in this shithole.

>tfw degree inflation because everyone thinks you have to have a degree to get a job
>tfw self fulfilling prophecy

>All the butthurt in this thread
College is a means to and end. If I wanted an education I would buy books from amazon, lock myself in the basement, and never leave.
Going into college I have always been focused on what useful employable skills I'm learnin, how valuable I am, and how many employers want my skills.
You are not entitled to anything.
t. Employed and well paid person.

>>51057333
Are there no jobs that don't require degrees? The richest people I know are tradesmen who own businesses.
>babysitter
>mechanic
>plumber
These guys are all making $400k/year. They're exceptioms, but if you work hard and choose a good location you could eventually start a good firm.

>>51052594
Why are you unemployed then lel

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The worst part about my history degree is that people treat it like a joke

>Graduated in summer
>Can't find a job
>Get a job interview at a supermarket (Tesco)
>Get called into the interview room by manager
>He sits down
>Looks at my CV
>"So... tell me about the history of Tesco, Mr History Degree!"
>Start listing facts I revised before the interview
>He laughs
>"No.. not enough! You have a degree! Compare Tesco to Ancient Greece!"
>Fucking normie thinks I know everything about everything to ever happen
>Try to play along
>"Well... the Greeks loved homosexuality... and Tesco love Homoshelfstackxuality!"
>he looks at me confused
>I end up stuttering for 3 minutes
>he ends the interview
>don't get the job

At least I have /his/ now

>>51052793
there is no hope is there lads

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>>51057877
Don't worry, it's not your fault plebs don't get your superior humor

>>51057877
I don't know what is the consensus of the most laughed at degree, English or History?

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>mfw studying Geography and History

>23
>working at mcdonalds
>can't get a better job because everything requires a 4 year degree
>too poor/lazy to go back to school

well I guess I'll just kill myself

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>mfw studying fiscal law
>mfw imbeciles took history

>he needs to work

lol why aren't your parents rich desu

>>51055684
I'm social but I don't know anything about how to make connections. Or even after I make connections, what the fuck should I do? Literally beg every single person for a job, while trying to make it sound like I'm not actually begging?

>>51059014

It keeps being mentioned in my sociology classes, basically you are supposed to get to know as many people as possible who you can ask for small favors (and the other way around) and get information through them. Note that these are referred usually as network of loose ties and they differ from close relations, namely from those between family and close friends, because people you are in closer relationship with usually don't have access to information radically different from yours and somewhat equal exchange isn't expected between family members.
Basically connections get you information you otherwise wouldn't get (such as job opportunities) and sometimes trades with decreased transaction costs (in form of favors).

>>51056990
>because I'm not white
since when is poland not white

>60% youth unemployment rate
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

>>51057005
what is Kazakhstan like

>>51059892
something between 3d world shithole and Russia

>>51057877
I chose Law for this exact reason
People act like you haven't studied at all with a liberal art degree

>>51057457
of course it's possible
It's possible to get rich with anything if you work really hard and have tons of luck

>he has a uni degree

c.ucks t b h

>>51059919
something between 3d world shithole and 3d world shithole

Currently I'm studying IR, not bad but I would like to move to Law since the opportunity is crazily wide open for Law graduates
What do you thonk of IR guys?

Do a degree where you are more or less guaranteed a job then.

An example of such here in Sweden is teacher. Sure, the job will suck balls and you will get shitty pay but unless you are a complete and utter fucking retard a job shouldn't be a problem.

>>51052103
We can't all resort on working with the refugee Ahmad.

Working on my economics degree, got a pretty average gpa (3.2) but Ive been working for a year in one of canada's big six banks in brokerage due to nebotism:-DDD

By the time I finish uni ill have about 3years experience which i hope will help me enter a master at a good school with lesser marks

>>51052235
Don't be a faggot and refuse temp jobs. That is how you get a real job in finance

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>he has a degree
>he's looking for work

>>51051867
>he can't find a well paying job* with his degree

Every uni student ever

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>>51051867
>studied dumb humanities degree
>stil get a job paying >70k a year at government job with great prospect of promotion because of connections

seriously just join a frat and marry a rich girl and your life will work out fine

>>51061281

Honestly it sounds exactly the same as history, interesting subject for a hobby of sorts, but terrible choice for major unless you have the connections to get a career out of it.

>>51052793
>As the Americans say, no money no honey.
Do we say this?

>>51052793
If anyone wants to know, in another video he explains that his degrees are chemistry, geology and a PhD in analytical chemistry.

>>51063382
Terrifying. Does he say what university he attended?

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>yfw politicians are dumb mostly uneducated and earn more than you ever will do by doing nothing

I'm going to apply to study mathematics in Sweden (I have citizenship; inb4 sweden yes)
But other than that I don't know what to do
Though about a lot of other fields, everything is shit with shit employment rates
And medicine is just a pain in the ass

Is history that bad if you go all the way and do a PhD?

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>tfw dropped out of uni 3 times
>tfw converted to NEETism

>>51064176
How do you even live as a NEET?

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>>51064240
My parental home.

>>51064320
Oh, how old are you my friend?

I don't have a job or a degree. I do have a fiery passion for anime though.

>>51064337
21

>tfw stupid degree in wilflife protection and habit development
>tfw only working six month per year
Currently unemployed and can't find a job. I want to kill myself.

>>51064441
So young, would you mind taking in a swede?

t.b.h. why would you study a degree if you're not going to work in the field

>>51064517
because people want to work in that field but since there are not enough jobs for everyone, you have to compete and become special, eventually leading that you pick something you didn't really want to.

>>51064608
t.b.h.h. most universities in nordicks try to allocate positions in different degree programmes according to national demand. that's why really specific degrees have small amounts of people in the first place. it's not comparable to the US where there's zero guidance from the top and degrees go purely depending on demand and why this meme about useless degrees doesn't really work.

arguably it's exactly the opposite that "real" degrees like engineer have less worth currently since do to the shitty economic situation in funland a new engineer has to compete with hundreds of laid off engineers while that one rare gender studies degree holder will go to some pre-determined job provided by the government or some third sector organisation.

of course there's art degrees as such but I don't know much about those so I guess they make it work somehow.

I didn't go to college.

>>51065097
Here meme degrees lands only govermental jobs. But real degrees give jobs depending on demand and supply and if the company has enough money plus time to trainup new people. Anyway, life is harsh.

>>51051867
I'm a sophomore chemical engineering major and I have 2 interviews this weekend for a nuclear engineering internship. Things are looking up lads.

>>51065097
That is why I moved to the UK to get a degree. I'm not letting a bunch of socialists prevent me from getting my international politics degree, it's ridiculous that the University of Helsinki only accepts 16 people a year for that degree.

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>>51057005
>working as a janitor in norway pays better then being a doctor in poland

>>51065511
Good to have you senpai, which uni?

>>51065755
You should apply to become bananapeeler in norway, it's good job for no effort, pays more than being a computer engineer here...

>>51065783
Aberdeen

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>>51052286
Jebem....Hercegovci...

College is a complete scam, you spent years of your youth living with next to no money just so you can MAYBE get a job that is paid a little bit better than average. Only exceptions are teaching and medicine. I'd learn a trade but I have two left hands and I'm a weakling so I have take the uni route despite knowing better.

>>51066223
Just don't get a meme degree and you're fine.

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>>51051867
>all profitable degrees are tied to maths
>maths is literally the only subject i was never good at

>>51066282

The only two reasonable degrees here are Medicine and teaching. In Engineering there's lots of competition nowadays and you'll basically have to work your ass of for a meager salary. Lots of engineers work for temp agencys here.

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>go to trade school for 2 year diploma
>everyone else goes to university for 4 year degree
>mfw employed right out of school making 60k/year
>mfw everyone else who isn't in CS/engineering can't find work
>mfw my schooling cost 6k overall
>mfw theirs is 7k per semester
>mfw still hate my life
ids hoblets :--DDDDDD

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>>51051867
>got a degree in outdoor education
>went on scholarship so no debt
>just got a job out of school at an outdoor recreation company
>starting salary of $70,000 plus benefits leading tour groups up mountains in the southwest US
>get to be outside all day and active
>laugh at plebs who don't know how to climb rocks
>live in comfy rented cabin at base of mountain
>shitpost and ski on the weekends

living the dream

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I'm constantly told to make connections, but I find it impossible to get to know people even though I force myself to go places.
I wish I was born in the age when meme degrees got you lifetime employment.

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>>51052235
>Finance and Econ degrees