Croatia = best country

>>51051063
third world uezs

What's the easiest way to emigrate to Croatia?

>>51051063
seems like a perfect place, not to mention croatian girls are qt as fuck

>serbs try to exterminate you
>they fail
>do business with them
fucking keks

t. vojvodina

>>51052205
>butthurt serb/croat each time the other country is mentioned

Every time.

Croatia is 3rd World.

UJMGEZS

why is sage not working reeeeeeeeeee

>>51051063
Do you also import polish technology?

everyday this shithead comes here and tries to make croatia look good

deep inside he knows it's an absolute shithole wew

>>51051063
uf sto dobro puse hrvatice

>>51051063
>most people have smartphones
wow

>>51052552
Idk man I've been to the Croat coast and inland as well and it's one of the favorite countries I've visited.

>>51051063
it's a great country. your diaspora is amazing. i meet a croatian grill and she is white af.

>>51051063
>birthplace of famous inventor
Nik Teslar was a Slovenian

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>>51051063


why do all these crap "countries" keep promoting themselves as something great while the real great countries simply go far more "modest" about it?


would you happen to know by any chance?

>>51053666
fuck off filthy satanist jew

>>51052552
ćuckman filthy dog

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>>51052860
>diaspora
>amazing

>>51051215
>uezs
>>51052430
>UJMGEZS

what language is this?

>>51052473
offcourse

>>51053666
>Poland

your technology is good indeed, well keep imporitng it and I hope it will help with cimpetition with WE

>>51051063
>importing cars from Portugal
I don't get this one

>>51051063
So that's where Polish tech is gone...

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>>51051063
>3rd world thread
>"attractive" woman on op pic
its funny how 3rd worlders always brag with "their woman"
its all they got. women, of the sort "hard to get"

btw ive never seen a croatian cleaninglady having her cleaning rag on this kind of stick.
how does she clean the toilets with that thing?
you have big toilets in croatia? big enough to handle such a long "wood stick toilet cleaner"
ive never seen this sort of thing. the croatian toilet cleaners here in austria always do their job without that woodstick or they simply wear the cleaning rag on their heads.

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>>51051063
None of this matters since you are a shitty basement dweller living with your mother.

>taking pride on something you didn't even contribute to
Into the trash it goes.

>>51055529
>>51055702

u mad sons

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>>51051063
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece

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>tfw no strategic partnership with Argentina until 2050

>>51051063
Is it really? I live in Vukovar so I don't know if that's the case for the rest of Croatia.

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:^)

yosip broz tito

>>51057224
Proud you know about a famous historical figure?
Is knowing about someone famous outside of Japan considered extra-ordinary in Japan?

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>>51051063
>This is why Croatis is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""""gay rights"""""""""
kekekek, you degenerate slum

>>51051063
i'm surpried so many posters are taking this seriously

this is a thinly veiled self-hate thread

>>51051063
Stop talking and post Croatian booties.

>>51057182
You mean Bykopab. I don't know any place named Vukovar.

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>>51058418
>Bykobap

>penu6nnka xpbatcka
>mnhnctapctbo yhytpawhnx nocnoba
>nonnunjcka ynpaba bykobapcko-cpemcka
>nonnunjcka ctahnua bykopab

>>51058630
alpine serbia pls behave yourself

>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>most people have smartphones

i am from croatia (see the flag) and i can confirm all of this.
posting this from my smart phone btw (by the way)

>>51061065
>posting this from my smart phone btw (by the way)

post timestamp with smartphone for max buttblast of kekeci

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>you will never be Croat with your own portuguese car and a polish smartphone

>>51061252
you can move here, my gf is slovenian and now she lives in zagreb with me
she owns an iphone now too

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>>51061331
Zagreb is ~150km away, we don't have (polish) trains and no car (only a few people own a proper car and they're inferior hungarian not from portugal)

>>51061461
>Zagreb is ~150km away, we don't have (polish) trains and no car (only a few people own a proper car and they're inferior hungarian not from portugal)

this is what happens when you dont make a strategic partnership with Argnetina

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