pls help danish men

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>A special gene mutation that can only be found in Finland, can trigger both violent and impulsive sex.

>"If you have this changed gene, one will have a very strong tendency to lose self-control and to act impulsively and boundary pushing, when you've been drinking - even for relatively modest amounts of alcohol. It doesn't show in the same manner and to the same extent affect in people without this mutation."
says Roope Tikkanen, a psychiatrist at the University of Helsinki and the article's lead author.

http://politiken.dk/viden/ECE2939215/gener-driver-finner-til-sex-raa-druk-og-knivstikkeri/

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>>51050691
I'd rather be stabbed than have boobs

When can I get a qt effeminate Danish bf

Denmark's water supply and soil is tainted beyond belief, contrary to popular belief BPA does not cause these radical changes in humans... animals products do, especially milk and meat laced with hormones. Couple that with high levels of alcohol and soda consumption and you got some nipples due to prenatal exposure to harmful hormones(danish women literally have DNA damage from pollutants causing the membrane that's supposed to protect their infant from estrogen and oestrogen).

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>More than half of Danish boys are showing signs of developing breasts
holy fuck

>>51050927
Row yourself over to Bornholm.

>>51050691
>manly drunk fighting gene that around 1% carries is worse than having tits,and pea sized balls

Never change Danes

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>Finno-Danish rivalry

>>51051236
Im actually so fucking disappointed these news are about Danes, they wouldve been so much better banter if about Swedes.

I like danes desu

>be danish
>get gyno
you can't make this up

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>>51050565

>>51050565
That reminds me of that story in the German Army where a new drill caused soldiers to develop breasts.

>>51051385
It was a drill? I though it was a condition caused by them being fat fucks.
Do you have the article?

>>51051385
What was the drill? Shut up and take this estrogen pill?

>>51051427
>>51051432
http://www.livescience.com/26597-german-army-soldiers-breasts.html
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2013/jul/29/german-soldiers-develop-enlarged-breasts

Seems like it involved hitting their left side with their rifle during ceremonial functions, which stimulated the production of hormones and developped their left breast.

70% of the unit concerned was touched.

>>51051573
cool, this advancement in science will help the development of better traps
thanks deutschland

>>51051084
I think its more that Denmark is so small their ground water gets polluted by medicines, hormones and all sorts of other chemicals. Hormone treatment for trannies, birth control pills, BPA and a myriad of other shit getting in their water.

>>51054971
They also dont have to follow EU regulations on animal hormones so as the country that eats third most meat in Europe youd expect some build up

Our whole country fell for the milk is healthy meme.

>>51055704
Same here

>>51055704

I drink plenty of milk everyday, but even my nipples arent puffy

Valio pls

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>D-CUPMARK

>>51055847
>One example
>Scientific proof milk doesn't affect estrogen levels in pubescent males.

Maybe your mother didn't drink milk during her pregnancy, thus saving you from tiny balls and bitch tits.

All I know is that we're polluted by estrogen, bpa, meat, or milk hormones, who the fuck knows which is worse.

>>51050565
Are you telling me all danes are turning into women?
Mh wonder if I can sneak in there and give them manly genes

I feel like this is bullshit
I dont know a single boy who has breasts

>>51050691
>>51055704
>>51056032
>>51056117
Tits or GTFO.

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What happens here?

>>51056032
I have fat tits but 950 ng/dL of test, way over the average. Having moobs is only indicative of low test if youre skinny

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would've been way funnier if it was Sweden

>>51055704
>>51056172
Who the fuck said anything about low test. I said milk causes fat tits, you drink alot of milk and have fat tits.

>>51056435
But what makes them? Or are you simply saying milk makes you fat and fatties have moobs?

>>51056160
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMKde0BkNO4

>>51050565
>"More than half of Danish boys are showing signs of developing breasts
kek. id expect nothing less

>tfw i fall too to the milk is healthy meme

>>51055704
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_milk_consumption_per_capita
You still need to step up your game.

well thats what happens when you embrace the feminism

men get breasts and smaller dicks, women get hair and bigger clits. genderfluid for everyone

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>>51057730
I think I'll go drink some milk now and caress my big high-test balls.

>>51050565
PIIIIIIIIICCCSSSSSS OF BIG TITTED BOOOOOYS!!!

Are Danish chicks hot?

>>51059624
oh yeah

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Found this I saw some time ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcIU_Kc65jI

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149867/Brothers-bullied-beaten-having-grown-breasts-living-normal-life-surgery-remove-moobs.html

>tfw in a few years I will go to Demnark to find my qt big breasted bf.

Gonna fuck the shit our of him.

desu I like Danes so sry Danmark.

>>51050565

On the bright side, this also makes their wimminz busty, husky milk maidens. I for one approve.

>tfw fucking danish qt
>tfw she has to squeeze dem tittays together so they don't get pinched in armpits

Came buckets tbqh

I have pretty bad gyno.

Danish guys post your tits.

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>>51062700
meme disproved, cease banter pls

>>51064567
How was Auschwitz?

>>51064567
Spis mere, loft mere.

Despite literally growing tits, Danish men are 10 times more masculine than Norwegian and Swedish faggots.

>>51064567
Straight out of Auschwitz. Thank you hungry skeleton.

>>51056664
fuk yea metal

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>>51064567
TY YOU MR SKELTALK

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>>51064567
come at me bruh

>>51064567
thank mr skeltal