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Let's say the British and French empires survive to this

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Let's say the British and French empires survive to this day and somehow conquer the entire world. By which one would you rather be ruled?
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The British
because I live there
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French, oui?
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French, if under Napoleon.

British any other time.
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>>51037610
>wanting to be ruled by a dicklet
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>>51037240

British. Closer to us culturally and linguistically.
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>>51037240
A British empire literally conquered the world. It is called America.

See if you like it.
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>>51037699
Socialist and Arabic?
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>>51037737
America is not British you retard

They don't even have parliamentary democracy
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>>51037699
And share the same affinity for black cocks.
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>>51037240
>wanting to speak french
>EVER
fuck off m8
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>>51037758

But France is more socialist and Arab than you are?
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British.

He taime France, but you guys are too femme for me.

Plus I look like an asshole in a beret and I don't like your r sound.
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i would rather jump out of an airplane without a parachute than having the displeasure of meeting a french or british person

jk guys i have no idea
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>>51037787

> He thinks the "parliamentary" part matters for shit.
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>>51037787
>America is not British

Dodally Finnish clay :DDDD
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>>51037240
this is pretty easy for me desu

>be me
>acadian, mi'kmaq
>french colony: everythings great.jpg
>1755
>english try and ethnic cleanse us
>province schools a thing till like the 60s

filthy protestant anglo bastards

>be my wife
>iroquois
>french trade, they can have their land
>english take over
>fuck you.jpg
>fuck us out of land in two war-ending treaties we arent even there for

i'm gonna go with the frogfags
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the one which treats us as a human
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>>51038307
It all depends on whether you're african or not
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French because absolute monarchy is the best form of government around
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>>51038239
This. The French never tried to cleanse ethnically other people.

That's pretty much why our empire failed in the first place, we were too kind...
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>>51038563
thanks bro

we didnt forget you guys were solid
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>>51038783
Based Iroquois
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>>51038783
Acadians are top tier, Acadie M├ętis are alright

I'd still go Anglo though and begrudgingly ship your ass to Louisuana, "infect" your wife with my bigpox if you know what I mean, and send your kids to residential schools.
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>>51039096
I married into iroquois

I'm half acadian by blood. you a cajun louisiana bro? We might be related.
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>>51039150
i respect your honesty.

> with my bigpox
please don't
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france
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french easily, as long as you dont chimp out like algerians everything is fine whereas brits actively tried to fuck every single one of their colonies for the most minimal gain
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>>51037943
>Cleveland has french flag
you can't lose
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>>51039161
Half Cajun, but still plenty of it bruh
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>>51037240
The British, because the French systems sucked.

Though if it was Napoleon's France, then I wouldn't actually mind.
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>>51037653
>>51037860
>>51037911
>>51039150
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>>51037240
both means I'll be a part of empire with majority of population as niggers and various other shitskins with obvious consequences.
I hate colored people.
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France
>Haiti
>Mali
>some other starving African shitholes
>Cambodia

Britain
>Australia
>Canada
>Singapore
>Hong Kong
>Rhodesia
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>>51040936
>some other starving African shitholes

Don't forget DESIGNATED
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How I see it.

Brits
>Free market, no regulations
>The shitty American model for public utilities
>Curries and Niggers
>Monarchy and Church

French
>Communistic and Regulated
>Free education, healthcare
>Niggers and moors
>Atheism and Decadence

I'd pick the French in heartbeat.
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>>51037240
British
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>>51040936
Totally not biased
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>>51040936
>Cherrypicking
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>>51041156
>church
errr
>decadence
Literally an Anglo thing
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>>51040936
/thread
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>>51041931
nah

WE WANTED THIS FUCKING EUROPE
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>>51042022
>French chocolate
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>>51042234
Don't try to banter pls m8
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>>51042311
Just joking
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>>51042350
I-it's ok, dude
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french, because I'm not idiot
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UK created all the good new world countries.
The rest of Europe created mostly shitholes.

UK is clearly the GOAT empire.
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>>51041792
then cherrypick france's best colonies
pro tip: you cant
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British I suppose
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>>51043731

That's their only defense. Some Spaniard might stumble upon this thread after waking up from a siesta and rant about the black propaganda and side with the French
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>>51041474
By all means please tell me about a successful French colony, or a world French speaking city in Asia, or at very least french farming community in Africa or South America like the Mennonites or Afrikaners

Inb4 Quebec, you know full well that Quebec was administered by the British
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>>51037513
Reminder to American Frenchiboos that America helped us purge the French
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>>51037970

It's the reason your democracy sucks shit. The separation of executive and legislative powers is retarded
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>>51041792

Tell us about all those amazing French colonies
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british because english is piss easy
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French desu senpai, anglos can suck a dick
>tfw 1/8th french
>muh heritage
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>>51044804
>>tfw 1/8th french
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>>51044487
This

>Make big deal of electing a President
>He gets to appoint the ministers by himself
>They are all slaves to Congresses anyway

Westminster System with the American Senate is a god tier system, thank you based premiers of the colonies for deciding on it.
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