>can I have a beer please?
>how old are you?
>no you may not
>"liberal" government increased legal drinking age for light drinks to 18
>birthday is on Thanksgiving this year
>live in the ghetto, never get carded anyway
>still going out and getting trashed with some buddies on my Bday anyway
Going for a few brews at some local taphouses, gettin trashed at the bar at Hooters, then watching the Black Friday shenanigans at the mall
Probably won't buy anything but it's fun to peoplewatch
>Can i get another one?
>Watch out Sven, you might get drunk.
>But it's only my 34th one! I'm not a lightweight
>21 to drink alcohol
>cant drink out in public spaces
>can I have one <...> please?
>that's not how you order, lmao
I guess I haven't run out of feels
>Kill this man but don't you dare drink any beer