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I always wanted to visit the tropical rainforest. But every country

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I always wanted to visit the tropical rainforest. But every country that has a real tropical rainforest is third world. Which country should I go to, to see a real rainforest like in pic related and not getting stabbed by crack addicted favela children? I'm currently thinking about Peru or Ecuador, is that a bad idea?
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>>51022897
Oh and
>inb4 Australia
There isn't a real tropical rainforest like in the pic in Australia
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It is narcoland, good luck
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Malaysia has some, right?
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>>51022897
New Zealand Fiordland. Wild life is boring as shit, but the views are simply amazing. I genuinely think it's one of the most beautiful and untouched places left on earth.
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>>51022897
Well you dont hear much about those countries being violent or having serious security issues, i doubt they are as safe aa germany but having common sense (lets not wander into the shitty part of town at 2 am) should be enough
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brazil

crack addicted favela children live in the favela desu

if you are afraid of favela children you probably should not travel at all
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>>51022897

Stop being a faggot and travel

the worst that can happen is kidnap and murder
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>>51022897
>But every country that has a real tropical rainforest is third world.
French Guyana.

Protip: there's a reason it's called green hell. Been there, and it's true. It's a fucking armpit and everything wants you dead or rotting alive.
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>>51023150
>>51023203
Yeah also this, dont be a pussy every country represents its own kinds of dangers yes some more so than others, but if you are going to be such a faggot you wont enjoy the trip assuming your faggotry dosent keep you from travelling at all
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>>51022975
So dangerous?
>>51023013
The rainforest in Malaysia and Indonesia is mostly destroyed. Only in Borneo there is still real wildlife, and it's too expensive for me to go there
>>51023144
I thought that too
>>51023150
But I heard that Manaus (basically the capital of the amazon rainforest is fucking dangerous for tourists to go to.
>>51023300
Damn I never thought of French Guyana but I also never heard of tourists going there
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>>51023077
Not tropical, though. I've been there, it's such an amazing place. Pic related, a bit of Doubtful Sound.

Also, yes, Australia for animals, New Zealand for landscapes.
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>>51023478
It's not only the crime. I'm just asking for the best place to go to as a tourist and experience true wildlife
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>>51022897
>not getting stabbed by crack addicted favela children
you realize there are more chances you'll die of yellow fever (literal fever, not the "i like crooked leg yellow girls") by mosquito bites than being mugged in the middle of the fucking jungle?
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>>51023479
>but I also never heard of tourists going there
Because a jungle isn't the best environment for tourists, it's simple as that.
There ARE tour operators, though, but tourism isn't very developed. Probably because there's actually not that much to see, and believe me, being in the jungle gets old pretty fast.
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>>51022897
The favelas are on the oposite side of the country.
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>>51023627
>not getting stabbed by crack addicted favela children
That was not meant seriously, see >>51023591
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>>51023479
just don't walk the streets at night in Manaus and you will be fine. Take a cab from party to hostel.

The problem about manaus is that people don't look european like the south of the country, so you are easy to spot. But during the day you should be fine.
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>>51023686
>There ARE tour operators
That's exatly what I'm looking for, I need a place to sleep. But I also kinda want to experience the rain forest on my own
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>>51022897
Have you checked out Costa Rica?

I have a friend that lives there, he said that it is safe and fun
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>>51023841
>But I also kinda want to experience the rain forest on my own
Honestly, very bad fucking idea if you've never done it before. Get a guide at the very fucking least, otherwise you're really playing with fire. And also get all your vaccination shots in advance, because mosquitos be nasty, yo.
http://www.guyane-amazonie.fr/
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>>51022897
brazil and argentina are good options. here you are not going to get hurt if you stay in the touristic areas
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>>51024108
>Argentina
>tropical
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>>51023823
Alright thanks I think I will just go to the cheapest place to go for a wildlife tour in the rainforest
>>51023937
I heard Costa is very expensive, forgot to say that I'm a student with not much money
>>51024019
Thanks man. Of course I will be very careful when I walk in the forest alone
>>51024108
Argentina doesn't really have a tropical rainforest, you're too far south

Also thanks for all the answers, some really helped me
OP abandons thread
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>>51024284
>what is Misiones
inb4 "our rightful clay"
seus bandeirantes
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>>51022897
Hawaii.
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>>51024322
cheapest and safest is probably equador, but colombia is more interesting. If you go to Leticia (City that borders Brazil/Colombia) you can go swim with amazonian river dolphins and all.
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>>51022897
>Unironically travelling to third world shitholes
hahahahhHhAHAAHHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHE
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>>51024432
Way too expensive for me and the rainforest there is very small
>>51024483
I'm gonna check it out, thanks
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>>51024483
>Feeding amazonian pink dolphins.png
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>>51024322
>Of course I will be very careful when I walk in the forest alone
Get a guide, seriously, or at least someone who knows the forest. The only ones who I know go trekking in the jungle alone have either lived there all their life or have years of experience.
Getting lost in that shit is really no party, and if anything even happens to you, which can VERY WELL HAPPEN considering all the shit I've seen crawling there, noone will ever find your body.
It takes some serious preparation to go camping in the jungle, that's not something you should improvise.
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>>51024602
There literally isn't anywhere you can go that has tropical rainforest that is both inexpensive and not 3rd world.

Grow the fuck up.
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>>51024610
I want to fuck that blonde.
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>>51024602
if you go to Manaus you can sail through the point where two rivers meet but don't mix for kilometers

I think that's pretty cool
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>>51022897
Come to the mayan jungle dude
everything can kill you but humans
maybe you could discover ancient ruins
who knows?
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>>51022897
>But every country that has a real tropical rainforest is third world.


You cant adventure without risks, goipussy.

Want a new experience? take the cons with the pros and just do it.
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>>51024666
I know that I have to go third world countries. But it would be my first time that I'm outside of the first, so I have some concerns
>>51024714
That sounds amazing, gonna check it out but it's propably very expensice
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>>51024921
See my first answer >>51024985
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>>51024985
ja is expensice but worth every yuro
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>>51024985
>That sounds amazing, gonna check it out but it's propably very expensice
Mexican life is cheap as fuck m8.
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>>51024617
I guess you're right
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>mfw when I have a swedish friend who traveled all by herself through all south america
>this german male afraid of visiting touristic places

man up
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>>51025043
Well then I'll pack my bags
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>>51025101
This is my first time outside of the safe first world, ok. That's completly new for me
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>>51025101
Swedish love for BBC only grows
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>>51024985
>mexico
>expensive for an euro
fucking lel

just come m8, 80% of the jungle its unexplored
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>>51025101
she did it on purpose to get a taste of the BBC (big brown cock)
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>>51025170
Its almost no different from the first world if you know how to behave and dont go walking around like an idiot in dangerous places
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>>51025188
I really think Mexico is the best option
>Amazing nature
>awesome food
>extremely hot girls
What more can you want
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>>51025170
>europe
>safe world
m8 i have news for you
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>go to the city
>get killed by favela monkeys
>go to the jungle
>get kidnapped by guerilleros
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>>51025325
>France
>first world
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>>51025188
>mexico
>expensive for an euro
I know right. I feel like I'm living comfortably with the equivalent of spare change. My purchasing power literally tripled, on average.
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>>51025297
it bretty safe m8 but if you sudenly encounter with a marihuana or cocoaine plant run, those fields are guarded by indios with ak's
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>>51025297
>What more can you want
Tapwater that doesn't give you the shits.
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>>51025297
I just have to disagree on the girls. Because around here there are the superior Argentinian and Brazilian girls. But mexico surely is a great country. Just be careful not to be murdered (pic related)
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>>51025503
>homicide
feels good
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>>51025503
>homicide
nice
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>>51025404
Alright I think I'm coming soon
>>51025489
I won't drink the tap water of course. Can you atleast use it for brushing your teeth?
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why the fuck
you will die
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>>51025558
>>51025594
to be fair with you guys, american tourists are stupid
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>>51025503
>>51025558
>>51025594
But that's only the drug war in the north, right?
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>>51025600
> Can you atleast use it for brushing your teeth?
ofc wtf

the frog is memeing, tap water doesnt give you diarrhea, it taste weird and people buys bottled water like pic related
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>>51024284
>>51024322
We have Misiones. It's just a little chunk of rainforest, but a really beautiful one.
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>>51025660
>drug war in the north
north its safe now
its the south that don guffed and are kiling eachother now
also follow my guide, i made it and its rated 11/10 by mexicans in general
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>>51025489
>drinking tap water
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>>51022897
Go to the Spitzkopf park close to Blumenau, Brazil: it's beautify, wild, and safe.
Also, that region is full of Nazis so you will feel at home.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g303572-d2401723-Reviews-Mirante_do_Parque_Spitzkopf-Blumenau_State_of_Santa_Catarina.html
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>>51025773
>north its safe now
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>>51025874
lol, how do you know this?

I though my region was completely unknown. Do you know it just because we are mostly german heritage here? /int/s racism goes a long way apparently.
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Go to Nicaragua.
It's incredibly cheap and safe.
>>51025503
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>>51025874
*beautiful

Also forgot to mention that it's part of the "Mata Atlântica" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_Forest) which is a tropical rainforest.
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>>51025773
Fuck the most southern part actually has the nicest rainforest, atleast from what I've seen on google streetview
>>51025874
Looks nice but that's not rainforest
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Go to Brazil.
Favelas are in Rio, which is very far away from anything resembling a jungle.

>I'm currently thinking about Peru or Ecuador, is that a bad idea?

both of there are just as bad if not worse.
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>>51026229
Even in Rio, if you stay in the South side and dont be retarded its pretty ok
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>>51026229
>not wanting to pet the iguanas in ecuador
pleb
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>>51025503
Why are burgers an heroing in Europe?
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>>51026484
They are staged suicides by crafty jealous girlfriends we picked up in France.
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>>51026484
I'm surprised I managed to not kill myself in your depressing winter tbqh

you country looks great, but I think the most depressing part of my life was winter in scandinavia
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>>51026229
>>51026229
>Favelas are in Rio

Manaus is filled with favelas. Manaus itself is a favela.
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>>51022897
The US has humid temperate forests, which are technically "Rain forests", though not exactly tropical

I'd suggest Indonesia since it's fairly stable and peaceful.
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>>51022897
you don´t have to worry about favela kids when you have to keep on guard against the dreadful candiru, water boa, piranha, killer ants, electric eel, jaguar, etc.
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>>51027621
w-whats going on there
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>>51026861

I'm not from Manaus but this look way better than Rio de Janeiro

Rio confirmed for unequal as fuxk
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>>51027915
the candiru is worst than your worse nightmares
> JIM DONT PEE IN THE RIVER, JIM NO
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>>51024610
>>51024674
I want to fuck those dolphins
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>>51025503
>Turned half of our seas into land
>Murifats still manage to drown
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>>51028165
https://espressocomsaudade.wordpress.com/2014/08/17/honest-mythbrazilian-boto-cor-de-rosa/
You can if your are a women desu
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>>51027915
Just do this in the Amazon jungle
>Pee in a small creek
>Tiny fucking fish will swim up your piss stream
>Enter your dick hole
>Start feeding on the inside of your dick
>Can only surgurically be removed

Feels bad man
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>>51028335
or your ass, don`t swim naked is the rule of thumb
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>>51029012
>>51028335
what about your nose and mouth
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>>51028335
the "swim up your piss stream" is a myth. They enter your penis only when it's sumberged
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>>51029172
water wasps take care of those
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>>51029172
Never happened.
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>>51026097
You are correct, it's actually a tropical moist forest.
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>>51029172
it guides itself by smell so unless you suck too much cock you should be fine
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>>51031704
Damn, I'm doomed.
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>>51031704
how does it know what human cock smells like
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