how do i get a visa to norway?

>>51016879
got some bombin' to do?

Go to Syria and ride the undrrground railroad

>>51016954

nah just nasheed and chill

You cross the Russian/Norwegian border

Or just take a flight to Sweden and wait for citizenship and just walk over there.

>>51017086

but i need visa to exit, how can i get one. i have no money.

>>51017149
Dude, I've an Iranian refugee in my class. I'm sure there is someway to get here. Just wait to summer and spend a few months walking through Russia.

>>51017292

Where can i find a norwegian girl to marry? I look good i dont care if shes ugly. My pic :

http://www.interpals.net/gongorist

>>51017362
UNCLE!

>>51017362
>implying i'm a normie
We're all introverts, so good luck with that.

>>51017415

>mfw youre always online

how is this even possible

>>51017434

what are some norwegian dating sites? please help

>>51016879
Abandon Islam.

>>51016879
go to turkey, buy a sirian passport there, stick a picture of yourself on it, pass the sea with a rubber dinghy and rech the greek coast, proceed to the balkanic way by foot to norway, ask for refugee status

Wait, you need a visa to leave Iran?

If you fight and die for the Zaynab shrine you get 72 virgins, all Norwegian.

>>51017491
I just did a quick google

http://www.norgesdate.no/
https://sukker.no/

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i just want a nordic waifu ;-;

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>>51016879
You don't want to be in Norway, friend. It's pretty crappy here. People kill themselves because it's depressive to live here. Pic related, it's Bergen.

>>51019703
Looks comfy to me

>>51019703

its not more depressive than living in a country where listening to music and talking to women is prohibited

Don't fall for it!
He's Jewish!
Iranian jews are the worst.

>>51017362
You can marry me and be an American if you want

>>51020076

do i look jewish to you?

http://www.interpals.net/gongorist

>>51020108

are you a girl? ;-;

>tfw youre not

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>>51020111
checked

>>51016879
lets trade places senpai, i want a virtuous iranian qt gf desu lad

>>51020159
Just how badly do you want to be first world...?

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>>51020027
Norway isn't free either. It's even worse here desu, because they confuse you. While you're allowed to talk to women, if you say the wrong thing you're imprisoned. Bullshit, right? It sure is, buddy. You're better off in UK where they're free, or perhaps USA where they are literally as free as it can possibly get.

Pic related, it's Trondheim.

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>>51016879
Claim you are gay in their embassy and that you fear for your life, Put something in your butt.

>>51020223


>a virtuous iranian qt gf

its a meme, made by armchair sociologists and anthropologists of 4chan. dont fall for it.

>>51020291
thats svalbard you faggot

>>51020291

i know it but how frequent is that? forget about /pol/ i know some stuff are real but how frequent people get jailed for false rape accusations in norway?

You don't, coward

Stay in Iran and continue the fight against Sunni menace

>>51020373
Anon don't go to the UK nor Germany, it's too crowded there, instead go for Canada or Scandi countries (except Sweden).
Don't listen to other "advices".

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>>51020458

>tfw absolutely alone
>zero friends
>no family
>my only source of advice is 4chan

i just hope someday someone who is not a bully reads my thread and helps me

>>51020373
All the time desu. You don't even have to be accused of rape, you can just be accused of sexual harrassment. For example, let's say you speak to a women, and you say she looks beautiful. Now, imagine the worst kind of feminists in the world. Ok? Right, your imagination isn't even enough, so you need to x10 that, and you'll be close. They dont like that men assume that they can just walk up to a woman and talk to her like that, because then they would "assume that she is some kind of piece of meat for the taking" - the women will say that you sexually harrassed her, and the police will arrest you. That's 10 years, buddy, or 6 with good behaviour.

>>51016879
find a Norwegian woman

>>51020674

b-but even norwegian prison is better than than my current state of life. jokes aside if its that bad then whats the difference between iran and norway? atleast i can have sex if i move to another neighborhood where people are chill. and women throw themselves at me here because of my looks. thats fucked up. i dont really know anymore. fuck this gay earth.

>>51016879
Can't you claim asylum or something?
Say you're an apostate and they would kill you.

how do I get an iranian gf?

>>51020781

if i meet any scandi women in real life they would just want to marry me because of my looks and personality but the problem is you dont meet scandi women in iran

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>>51020558
I will always be with you

>>51016879
are you look like the guy in the pic?

>>51020838

easy. go on facebook and search something like this :

women + famous iranian university name ( like Amir Kabir)

this way you find hot educated girls with good interests.

>>51020838
I doubt you do

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>>51020870
>marry me because of my looks

>>51020929

this is me:

http://www.interpals.net/gongorist

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>>51020935
pic related

>>51020932
will do

is interpals useful aswell?

>>51020940

i met 4 danish girls in my university and they asked me out and took me for dinner. not gonna brag about it but ive been asked out by girls many times.

>>51020870
fuck off chubek, btw i saw the movie Darbareye Elly recently, and ellys bf in that movie literally looked like yuou

>>51021020
Then why are you a wizard ?

>>51021008

no, interepals quality for iranian women is unbelievably low. i dont know why. you find the best ones on facebook.

>>51020814
The difference is that here women rule, and men follow. Even in your own home. I can only assume how upsetting that would be to you, it's upsetting even to us who are used to it. Btw, what they don't say about our prison is that you get no human contact there for years, only food and playstation. You wanna get laid? Well, good luck, you can't even suggest anything to a woman without her being upset. Wanna buy a prostitute? Tough, it's illegal to buy sex here, however it's not illegal being a prostitute, because "go femme power", they can do what they want with their bodies and so on. Netherland is actually the opposite of this, they even have the red light district. The women there love men and they are actually very sexually active.

>>51020870
>>51021020
Supreme Gentleman tier autism desu

>>51020972
wew lad i wish i can do something for a help ;_;

>>51020870
BTW, most of them are atheists

>>51021047

because i dont have a place. this seems to be unbelievable stupid but thats it.

>inb4 take them to a park or some shit like that

only crackwhores would do that. a grill literally tried to rape me in her car. i dont have a problem with getting women im just unlucky and poor.

>>51021194

>implying im not euphoric

>>51021194
Not only are they atheists, they actually get offended by anyone speaking of religion. Like, they would claim you're pushing religion on them against their will, and they may even be able to talk that into some kind of weird case of sexual harrassment.

>>51021221

> a grill literally tried to rape me in her car

and the problem is..?

>>51021156

hug me ;________;

>>51021020
Women will not marry you unless it's in their best interest.

That is if you have a well paid job, or you have kids together.

you are cute :3
im a girl you can marry me

>>51021327

no problem i said i cant do that because i dont have a place and doing it in a car is just not worth the risk

>>51021413

pls no bully ;-;

>>51021456
no bully for real bro

>>51021349

youre right but sometimes it just works, you know, chemistry and shit.

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>>51021493

>no bully for real bro
>bro

can you not?

>>51016879
Pretend to be Syrian

>>51021520
Not in Norway, mate. Women are too materalistic here. They never care about that type of love story. They just want a big house and four cars in the garage, and good social status, and a man they can boss around like a bitch.

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>>51021579

>>51021624

forget about women. atleast i can attend metal shows, r-right?

>tfw got arrested for wearing a metal t-shirt once

>>51021624
t. bitter virgin

>>51021701
Yes that you can. But it will cost you.

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Rate my necklace, Jamshed

>>51021709
Holdkjeftenogsinoenegativtomnorgedadinfitte

>>51021749

its alright. i prefer to be a dishwasher in a country where i can attend live shows than being a doctor in a country where its banned

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>>51016879
Steps:
>1.) Pretend to be endangered Syrian
>2 ) Join 24,999 other "Syrian" "refugees" "fleeing" to Canada
>3.) Close enough

>>51021699

who is that ugly semen demon?

>>51021798
hvor ny er du her? chubek har ikke en sjanse til å komme hit uansett, han bare bæsjbrever litt.

>>51021771

>jamsheed
>posts a babylonian symbol

cringe/10

>>51021932
Winged sun is also used in Iran

>>51021520
Scandinavia is not like what you think. The weather is cold, dark and harsh just like the people. I recommend you stay wherever you are now.

>>51022104

Yeah i know

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faravahar

>>51022209
can you still wear a zoroastrian necklace in Iran?
I can wear it in Istanbul

>>51020159
setting the bar too high.

>>51021771
You have eww tier hands anon

>>51020291
is that a bear...

>>51024220
Polar bear, yes.

>>51024311
Isn't it dangerous

>>51024490
I guess so.

>>51017603
ex-girlfriend needed a visa to leave tehran to get to dubai, then needed a second visa to get into the usa from dubai.

they don't like their women leaving apparently

>>51022639

yeah many people wear it

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>>51017362
Marry me.
I am an obese hispanic gay male. We can cuddle every night until you run away after you get your citizenship.