Venezuela's president has LITERALLY said he will 'militarily'

>lelnezuela

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>>51016018
>Venezuela's president has LITERALLY said he will 'militarily' take power if he was to lose elections.
So why doesn't he just fake the results, it'd make him a lot less trouble

maduro is more crazy

this is known

>>51016018
>We have to reclaim the colonies man
>pic related area had LITERALLY 400 people/km2 as much ore as God's ass stretches across the Universe and even solid infrastructure to support its foods system, which was very socialist in its way

>le encomienda face
>le reducciones face
>b-but the disease killed them. We're not at fault for relocating mass amounts of people, making them work in the mines, for more work!!!!
I believe you've done enough in South America, Federico. They're negritos because Spanish socialist mentality and all of the above made it that way

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>>51016370
Pic related

And we have these nutjobs near our border

Will Europe take Spic refugees, or does the yuros have a muslim fetish?

>>51016436
I would rather have spics come here

>>51016018
Venezuela is shit let it happen

>>51016018

venezuelans need to start a civil war, and take that fucking bus driver off there

literally a bus driver took the most oil rich country in the world by the wheel and driving it off a cliff

>>51016497
I am travelling to DUS airport. I am in shock they have a prayer room for men and women apart. WTF?,Just hope that my plane doesnt explode.

>>51016018
>gommies manage to ruin a country with one of the largest oil reserves in the world
that's quite an amazing feat desu

Curacao will be our Falklands

>>51016719
*Malvinas

>>51016663
It was inevitable mate

>>51017002
**Falklands

>>51016199
Keep in mind these are not presidential elections, but congress elections. He's afraid because he knows that if the opposition has the Congress they're gonna give him and his m8s the boot.

Now, they can fake the results no problem, the problem is that they'd have to fake a fuck ton of votes, since Maduro's popularity is around 20% and polls show 70% of the voting population will vote for the opposition.

So since they know they'll lose, it's either fake results or take the power militarily to stay in power, to which can come a civil war or he gets fucked Noriega style.

Can't you take me as a refugee Germany? At least I won't blow up your house and fuck your mom.

>>51017111
>tfw no german milf

>>51017040
***MALVINAS

>>51017111
Only if u brin qts cousins with you. U coulb be part of our local cartel

>>51017181
****FALKLANDS
lmao jk Argentina bestest bro 5ever

>>51016719
>protecting the worst island

>>51017111
Assassinate him already so your countrymen can stop stealing all the toilet paper at the airport.

>>51016018
That's not very nice. He will lose all credibility if he seizes power via a coup.

>>51017111
>At least I won't blow up your house and fuck your mom.

My mom is a whore and I'm not taking that chance

>>51017267
He doesnt care mate.

>>51016018
>We have to reclaim the colonies man
Yes pls save Venezuela. I have family there but the US has fucked up too many times in SA and I don't trust them to do it right.

>>51017267
Well, his nephews and his wife's son are involved in a narcotraffic scandal, which is also involving the president and his wife, as well as the president of the congress, all being investigated by the DEA. So there's that, if he does a coup, there's a chance we get Just Cause'd

>>51017462
We dont care Peter

>>51017624
Go get your head cut off Paco.

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>>51017231

get off your high horse or should i say donkey

he said germany not mexihell

>>51017650
Mira carnal, deja que Venezuela se hunda

>>51017705
Pues Alemania y el resto de Europa a la mierda por tanta apertura a los musulmanes. Aparte, es mejor seguir en América que en Europa. Aparte estaremos jodidos y se sentirá como en casa

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>>51017858
>Europa a la mierda
>los musulmanes
I may not speak Spanish but I still feel insulted

No podés controlar Cataluña, carrucho. Cómo vais a controlar otra vez las colonias?

>>51017977
It is true Germankek some places in your cities are south american slum tier

>>51016018
implying you would do better

>in the richest part of the world
>still a shit
top kek

>>51017977
Hahaha being insulted by random strangers on internet

>>51018115
La mierda es mierda donde sea

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>Spain about to implode

>We have to reclaim the colonies, man

Absolutely pathetic. Unlike Spain, Venezuela is an actual country. Shut the fuck up, Frankenstein of Europe. Lmaoing at your 80% youth unemployment rate.

>>51017858

they already do, those that cant get into the us come here or go to colombia. never heard anyone fleeing to mexico

>>51018257
Es fácil identificar a los venezolanos? Me sorprende que agujetas sea dolor en España cuando aqui son los cordones del zapato.

>>51018337

el acento es facil de identificar, pero por como se ven, no. porque hay de toda clase, blancos, rubios, morenos, etc.

Why is Cuba doing so much better than Venezuela?

>>51019198
Because they leeched the wealth from Venezuela. How else do you think Cuba been selling Venezuelan oil?

>>51017262
We don't care how shit our islands are,

WE ARE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO BULLY THEM!

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>>51019568
L-love you, senpai.

>>51019198
Cuba is not doing better than anybody kek, they literallt dont have thoothpaste and shit

>>51019198

that's debatable

>>51020324
>using the fluoride jew

not even once

>>51020372
And they need to ask to southamerican tourists to leave soap and stuff for them
Communism not even once

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>>51016018
current situation here is like 4/10 would become a spanish royalist if the spanish crown doesnt fuck it up here

>>51020324
Venezuelans don't have toilet paper and shit

>>51020542
So its the same desu, cuba is not ''better''

>>51017977
what you may now know is that alemania means germany

>>51018115
>still a shit
Thats a meme. With all due respect, i noticed that you guys read our complaints on the internet and how we call our own country shit and your interpretation is that Spain is shit by your standards, but it's not, it's still on a whole new level compared to latin america

>>51019198
Cuba has maintained its gommunism thanks to Venezuelan gommies bailing them out. I'm Venezuelan and I have relatives pretty well placed in the Venezuelan military...there are around 50000 Cuban "advisers" basically occupying Venezuela, military bases have the Venezuelan and Cuban flags up...Venezuela sends them free oil in exchange for pretty much nothing. They know they need to keep Venezuela red or they will collapse (at least that was the case until they opened up to America). This let them continue their ridiculous system, and then buddy up to Obama and open trade with America while Maduro is still spouting "muh evil gringo empire" memes.

>>51020895
wellp, some spanon was saying that his salary was around 800 Eu a month for 11hrs of work a day, that's a shitty salary even here.
My cousin born there, now he is working as civil engineer here because he couldn't get any job there.
I hear people is returning here from there very often because everything went to shit.

>>51021158

That's fucking insane tb h, but I'm not saying that it can't happen.

About the rest, I can confirm, I heard the same about latin americans going back, as well as construction engineers going there. The main notorious problem with Spain right now is that it's harder to get jobs, which really sucks for many people.

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>Spain wants to reclaim old colonies
>We already have a ton of spanish business (they own water, hidroelectric energy, roads...)

...

>>51021526
>his country does not own strategic resources
ayy lmao

>>51021650

>Chile
>a country

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>>51016645
Bus driver from Congolombia.*

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>>51018240
>Poortugukek thinks hes better than Spain

>>51019198
They essentially leeched off oil and money from Venezuela during Ch*vez's presidency and now, though not as much. Essentially, Venezuela gives them oil (for free) just because Ch*vez sucked off Castro.

>>51017111
C'mon guys, you can get out of chavism as we will kick CFK out next Sunday

>>51018240
t. Alberto Barbosa

Venezuela bro is not answering...
>tfw government enters your house and arrest you for shitposting against all glorious leader

>>51018240
t. Alberto Barbossa

>>51019198
because they always were the superior colony

>>51020895
that may be true, but Uruguay is almost european tier, or at least that is the usual erception in LA

>>51023128

I'm sorry if that came across as arrogant man.

It actually depends. Construction in Spain is halted so a civil/construction engineer or an architect can actually be better off in LA and I did hear of many spanish that are happy there

>>51018240
delet this

Venezuela is REALLY shit right now. For example, CANtv, the main ISP, has blocked several sites on the internet, especially 4chan, which is why you don't see many Venezuelans on /int/ unless proxy, living in foreign country or minor ISPs. Lines for food, and the Venezuelan bolivar """fuerte""" is useless right now.

>>51023692

didnt know they even had access to the internet

or maybe that was cuba, because i remember about a guy from there that had gained access to the internet by getting an antenna that connected him to a company several blocks away, to a computer that didn't access the internet itself, then set up some VPN shit in the company's computer to connect to the internet through another one. pretty awesome tbqh

>>51023879
Venezuela has access to Internet, but CANTv is the largest provider, and it was nationalized in 2009.

Cuba has some I think, but it's only for tourists. I've heard that Cubans are just now getting cellphones.

May the proud and strong Venezuelan people remove Maduro and all his minions from government and may such parasites never return there.

Next stop, Argentina. And, God willing, Bolivia.

>>51024068
How about Brazil? Your government is still in place despite all your major institutions being riddled with corruption scandals and your economy being in a recession.

>>51023980
>Cuba has some I think, but it's only for tourists
They kinda have local networks, say whatever you want about them being commies, but they are inventive as fuck, a cuban friend told me how they would do magic to run WoW on a national scale with almost literal toasters

Venezuelan here.
Sadly I'm sacred about when Maduro inevitably loses power and he tries to gain it back violently. Because he's armed tens of thousands of slum-dwelling illiterate apes who make up his support base with free AK-103s, and spent 15 years teaching them nothing but hate of anything that is outside the party line. And he's gonna turn them loose on what's left of society after these elections/drug dealing case (FYI, his relatives were caught by the FBI in New York with a Venezuelan governement jet full of 800 KG of Cocaine). Frankly, I think my country is the next Democratic Kampuchea, and nothing can stop it :(

>>51024269
Yes, but I don't believe the current president will suffer impeachment. Her party is still too strong will take all emasures to stick to power. I believe she'll govern for more 3 years and in 2018 we'll kick them off the presidency.

Our situation isn't as dire as Venezuela or Argentina.

>>51025204
That sounds pretty based.

>>51024068
It certainly seems like the XXI Century Socialism is going under, although slowly. With all this narcotraffic scandal, the fact that Maduro has such a low approval from the people, and that, with Macri's win, the support Argentina gives them will be shifted to the opposition, the time is pretty much on point.

I am sure we can get rid of them cleanly, but since the monkeys are issuing threat after threat about how they will not give up the power and how they'll militarize shit to stay in power, it's hard to believe them, and harder to doubt their words, since they do have most of the military pampered and at their service.

>>51022327
I read Macri is going to tell the OEA to shove a democracy cock in Venezuela's face and I appreciate it but I don't know much about what Macri will do when he takes power, what is his master plan?

>>51027473
>I read Macri is going to tell the OEA to shove a democracy cock in Venezuela's face and I appreciate it but I don't know much about what Macri will do when he takes power, what is his master plan?

Latin America war!
Sounds totally cool.

>>51017996
>vais

OS LO JURO QUE NO LO PUEDO SOPORTAR MAIS SENYORES COMO EN LA PUTA BIBLIA

>mfw I have an internet friend who lives in vuvuzela
rip

Venezuelan here.
Sadly I'm sacred about when Maduro inevitably loses power and he tries to gain it back violently. Because he's armed tens of thousands of slum-dwelling illiterate apes who make up his support base with free AK-103s, and spent 15 years teaching them nothing but hate of anything that is outside the party line. And he's gonna turn them loose on what's left of society after these elections/drug dealing case (FYI, his relatives were caught by the FBI in New York with a Venezuelan governement jet full of 800 KG of Cocaine). Frankly, I think my country is the next Democratic Kampuchea, and nothing can stop it :(

>>51029275
...sorry for the repost lads

>>51029275
are you from houston? Cuz there's a ton of vuvuenlzelands here.

>>51017262
RARE

>>51017111
come to miami mi amigo

>TOILET PAPER QUOTA
Holy shit no leader can be this fucking retarded. Venezuela should be the UAE of Latin America but instead you get designated toiler paper stores and 100 dollar fries.

>>51016018
>We have to reclaim the colonies man
Can that be done?