Daily reminder: Curryniggers are still shitting on streets.

Post something and I will vocaroo it with an indian accent

>>51006116

I could probably do the same but my gran would probably attack me with me a flip flop if she hears me mocking my people

>>51006166
She should be happy that you have a sense of humor тbh

>>51006200

Fine, who cares if shes offended

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YTPm74yKmj

>>51006369
okay rate mine

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L6RGfAt3p6

>>51006471
noice

POO IN THE LOO. ACTUALLY FORGIVE ME MY SUPERIOR VEDIC OVERLORDS, PLEASE USE MY LOO. I just got the toilet witch to leave.

>>51006515
is your name ali?

>>51006471

7/10, rather amusing

>>51006515
Pakistan don't have have toilets,40% of them street shitting . Street shitting is worse in Terroristan than india

>>51006532

My name is Rorke.

INDOSHITS OUT.

>>51006560

0/10, JUST SHIT MY THREAD UP SENPAI.

>>51006592

POO IN THE LOO RAJESH.

>>51006596

What kind of name is Rorke, like what are the origins of it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wqx9jnL8C2

>>51006614
Same to you afridi

>>51006691

You guys are extremely rude to the toilet witches senpai. Poor toilet witches are migrating to Pakistan now due to the lack of loos in India. Over 1000 of them have already died, support loos, Raj. Please, support loos.

TOILET WITCHES OUT.

Also whats really the difference between an Indian and a Pakistani accent

>>51006560
>>51006675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l30hzx6pUJ


>>51006596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1irVYyxLubE

>>51006791
Sounds too much Slavshit.

>>51006099
I thought south Indians looked that dark,

still they are based though, most of the curry have better IQ than the niggers in Africa.

>>51006781

Unlike Indians, we don't gargle cow piss every 30 minutes.

>>51006791

Good effort! 9/10 your nasally tone adds a certain je ne sais quoi

>>51006778
Man are you living in Pakistan or you behind proxy?compare India and Pakistan in pollution.

>>51006870

I really do enjoy the cleanliness of designated shitting streets.

Wew lad, so clean. I know India is the cleanest country in the whole wide word.

Mera Bharat surf excel kah saath, har daagh utaar jai.

>>51006791

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qv1b5boAjb

>>51006844
We eliminated polio completely in a nation of 1 billion people,in a nation of 400 million poor people.Bow to India

>>51006778
Hahahahahaha

>>51006908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f92BruAcwQ

>>51006860
thanks faм

>>51006930
kek it sounds like a news report from television

>>51006844

Phonetically though, do you think many could differentaite between a Pakistani and an Indian accent

>>51006908
Yes we live in disgusted streets but our streets are better than your designated streets

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>>51006938

>Bow to India

>>51006997

>Designated streets meme is about India
>no u :^)

Indian """"""banter"""", the same thing could be said about India as well.

>>51006983

No, either you sound super retarded or not. There is hardly any difference.

>>51006813
Fucking West Slavs and their long vowels making us sound like Desis! REEEEEEE!

>>51006997
How so?

>>51007027

Is this like sarcasm, becuase honestly most people can't tell the difference between Pakistani and Indian accents, Hindi and Urdu are pretty similar languages

Can't you fucking animals at least dig holes or something?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HjKCfiKLjl

Can I get a rate?
Ausfag being serious for once.

>>51007086

Just you wait, in 2030, India will be a superpower to exceed anything a western nation has. They'll have westerners dying to pick up their shit.

INDIA SUPER POWER IN 2030, ANNEXATION OF PAKISTAN IN 2035

>>51007027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e536KTv5jm

>>51007081
he's shitposting

>>51007033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IjOslKruTS

>>51007081
he's shitposting

>>51007138
woops, didn't mean to repeat that

>>51007133
do they really feel so insecure that they want to have white servants?

>>51007091

Roobish mate, you sound Scottish 3/10

>>51007138

Thanks, Mr. Obvious. You really can't even tell from my demeanor that I am shitposting. Have you ever considered being a detective?

Are toilet fetishes a thing in india ?

>>51007195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HUCqs6V9Bx

I can tell, just that guy I replied to can't, I was trying to help him out

>>51007178

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

Have fun anon

>>51007225

Are they not a thing in the rest of the world?

>>51007138
>RRRRREEEEEE

you make Igor laugh

>>51007187
Cheers mate.

>>51007266
no

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>>51007225

Yup, it's just like the furry fetish in Germany.

>>51007233

>hurr durr No fun allowed

>>51007225
Trying to find some common ground there hans?

>>51007278
Good, I was afraid that I made it sound too Russian

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>>51007266
>>51007225
Not a fetish but I've always wanted to see how it'll feel to fuck a girl while she's taking a shit.
Just one time.

>>51007291

What!? Nothing turns me on more than a penis swirlie

>>51007301
No, it did sound that way. But you only need to listen to Žižek to pick up our English accent.

>>51007321
what the fuck is happening there and why is she wet?

>>51007195
Pakistan is a first world country.They don't have terrorism problem.Their Universitas ranked in top 5.

>>51007321

>Australian-Indians

JUST
SHIT
MY
SHITPOST
UP

>>51007381
Would you believe me if I told you I'm not Indian? :')

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>>51007364

India is the worlds only super power. Pakistan is their colony. Jai Hind.

Everything in India is the best, I love India.

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>>51006099
>2016-few months

>Still using toilets

It's like you want to star in Blair Witch Project.

>>51007321

That sounds like it might be alright, a nice tight gooch for extra pleasure

>>51007408

Yup and I am cute female. Should I post my feet, anons :3.

Fucking poofter cunt.

>>51007352
Is that a musician? I will look for him/her since I'm generally interested in slavic countries

>>51007426

>2016 - some months
>Not being an Indian

It's look you don't want to be Vedic

#V3D1CSW4G #B3STINTNEWORLD #USE LOOS NOT USING LOOS #TRUEINDIANMASTERRACEARYANVEDIC

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>>51007452
Hello there my fellow white brethren

>>51007543

Wew lad, you sure do look white

Oh wait. Nice sneakers though senpai.

>>51007526
>Not being United Nation Of Indo-Pak.

It's like you don't want to create the greatest nation of shit posters.

A weapon to surpass a metal gear

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>>51007624

>>51007624
On a good night nothing can compare with Australian banter.

>>51007624

Poland have surprisingly good Bantz and end up on every thread

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>>51007702

>Australian """""Banter"""""

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>>51007619
JUST BECAUSE MY SNEAKERS ARE OFF A DARK COLOR DOESN'T MEAN I AM TOO

>>51007772

Plumbers are great at talking shit mate.

>>51007799

DARKIE CLARKEY DARKIE CLARKEY.

>>51007702
I shall create a race of super human shit posters who are made up of Indians, Aussies, Poles and Turks genes. The day I unleash them is the day the Internet will end

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>>51007526
>>51007452
>>51007416
>>51007381
>>51007294
>>51007252
>>51007195
>>51007133
>>51007027
>>51007000
>>51006908
>>51006844
>>51006778
>>51006614
>>51006596
>>51006515

>Pakis
>relevant

GDP of singapore - $300 Billion
Population of Singapore - 6 Million

GDP of Islamic shithole of Pakiscum - $232 Billion

Population of Islamic shithole of Pakiscum - 183 Million

KEK
Can't even make this up a small city state is worth more than your entire shithole of a "country"
>literally subhuman scum.

A country worse than Street Shitters is a Mudslime Street Shitters filled with smelly Pakiscum.

Pakis BTFO to your mud hut slum and try not to get droned or bombed on your way out.

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>>51007851

>mfw Pakistan didn't even consider Singapore a country till the chings chongs told us too.

Also our GDP is wrong here.

>>51007851

High effort post

inb4 son of basterd bich and that guy whos happy about his new friend on facebook

>>51007851
You don't get to talk shit about Pakistan. Our rivalry is our own. Stay out of it. Go bully Malaysia or something

>51007851
Shouldn't you pay attention to your grocery store in singapore? patel uncle

>>51008026
Or those two guys shitting in the field.

>>51008034
What do Indians think about non muslim persians?

>>51008034
This tbqh

Every few months I take a break from 4chan. Can someone please explain a couple things to me? How did
>t.
and
>this
>h
>i
>s
originate?

>>51008117
>two guys shitting in the field
try two billion people shitting everywhere

>>51007907
>First Stop keking American cock because we don't want to invade Pakistan.
>start educating your children on the basis of science not on the basis of religion
>you can't get remaing kashmir,forget about it.
We want peaceful relationship with Pakistan.

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>>51008034
Relax punjeet, we don't hate you here have some bonvita it'll help you study for longer hours

>>51007907
>Implying correctly typing it out matters

rofl Abu naseer go get your suicide vest ready.

>>51008216

Kekked

>>51008117

Parsi's? Yeah they're pretty cool, tend to be very well off and normally seem to stick to their own community. They have some interstig religious practices though. That still happens to this day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence

>>51008274

Mudasir had a hard life.

>>51008289

;^)))

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>>51008169

>wants peace
>pea
>pe
>POO IN IT

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>>51008090
Its ok Abdullah, my dinner costs more than your yearly income.

KEK

>>51007808
They are good at talking shit but poor at taking shit.

>>51008374
You posted that picture before. Get something new, uncreative singapoor.

>>51008374

>Singaporean """"""food""""""

>>51008252
>wikipedia
Looks like I'm not getting any sleep tonight, already on my third page.

>>51008440

HELLO

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>>51008374
>>51008414

>>51008169
>We want peaceful relationship with Pakistan
>we want peaceful relationship with terrorists.

>>51008417
Is there a""""" Pakistani food """""?

Paki food is just the shittier, diarrhea inducing version of Indian food.

>>51008371
Your wish

>>51008440

It is really interesting stuff, Zoroastrianism is such a cool religion

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>>51008374
hahaha implying I have to work
>singaporeon slave

>>51008463
Maybe they're terrorists because of the hostilities between your countries?
And if you make peace then it'll end and your countries can start working together to accomplish great things. Will be a powerful pair, India has shown it's ability to produce products under budget ($3000 car and cheap space program).

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>>51008414
Just shitposting till my stout arrives lad.

>>51008463

>We want peaceful relationship with India
>We want peaceful relationship with street shitting terrorists.

>>51008490

>Sinagapoor food

Keep working my slanty eyed friend

>>51008493

K

>>51008520
It really looks like it. I love the basic principles, I'm going to keep reading into it, but so far it's all good.

>>51008553

We've already got the ching chongs for our technological needs. All India needs to do is grow and it will automatically fix Pakistan thanks to china.

>so many pakis on /int/
>no pakis to be seen on /pol/
geez, kebabs why dont you come over to shitposting central, i am sure youll have a good time

>>51008553
Oh we have tried to make piece hundreds of times, they still keep training and shielding terrorists.

>>51008612
Kek Chinese COCK now because American COCK ran out of CUM

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>>51008493
KEEP ME POSTED

>>51008663

>Many Pakis

Only 2, you idiot.

>>51008668

What terrorists? All of them are independent organizations senpai.

:^)

>>51008728

Still better than byldo cock.

>>51008668
Did they make it facebook official?
It's not official till its facebook official.

>>51008668
Google keyboard a shit, meant peace.

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>>51008612
Yeah be a good little bitch, first it was to the EIC, now you sold your sovereignty to the US and China to drone and control your territory.

Your country is the Literal Definition of being keked.

>>51008842
Use TouchPal.
With wave messaging it's the best keyboard. Don't even need to swipe half my sentences anymore.
Make sure you disanle autocorrect though, that's a bitch.

>>51008668

A good terrorist is a dead terrorist, just like a good Indian is a dead indian.

2 birds with 1 stone.

>>51008728

Daily reminder, "We slobbered that old witch" R.Nixon.

India Ghandi really sucked that Russian byldo cock.

>>51008878
>disanle
Thanks but I will continue to use Google keyboard.

>>51008553

India will probably continue to be a leader in engineering and IT but I don't really see a solution for our social problems.

We are a country with a fixed social hierarchy and if your born in a poor, illiterate family chances are you are going to end up poor and illiterate. Born to middle class family? You are probably get an education in english, with money set aside for higher education.

Its very difficult for someone at bottom of the ladder to get to the top, and there are a loooooooooot of people at the bottom because of India's geography, poor family planning and the long time mishandling of public resources.

India ain't ever gonna change, the offspring of rich and educated will get smarter and wealthier and offspring poor are gonna end up still being impoverished.

People do beat the system but they are a dime a dozen and also extremely lucky.

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>>51008846

>AN UPSIDE DOWN POLISH FLAG

OH WOW HAHAHAHA.

>Singaporean males

Hahaha, fuck off femboy, while don't you go wank off that old westerner, he might make you his wife.

>>51008846
>>51008560
>>51008490
stop whoring this thread poo-man

>>51008885
forget the war, pakis stop diddling boys pls, that bending over multiple times a day has gotten to your heads

>>51006099
This is a nice thread to shitpost

>>51008992

Little
Indian
Boys
And
Girls

:^)

>>51008922
Sorry, it's hot as fuck here and past midnight, can't sleep but the heat is making me drowsy. I surprised I'm not making even more mistakes.

>>51009013
are you a kebab? you have been BTFOd many times after your 'kashmiri mustard-race bs'

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>>51006938
>Bow to india
wtf is wrong with you lolol did the poo finally got into your brain phurneet?

>>51009013

>Kashmiri

When are you going to die?

Reported to ISI and R&AW

>>51009053

>Australian """"""men""""""

Jk go to sleep senpai

>>51009064

SUPERIOR VEDIC MASTER RACE

>>51009053
you guys must be blasted by air conditioner ads on tv everyday

>>51009064
>BTFO'D many times
Maybe because there is too much shit in your eyes to see clearly

>>51009106
They get blasted with ads of "super fast internet for only $100 a month!"

>>51009130
answer this, are you a kebab?

enjoy been the asshole of india-pak wars' dick

>>51009130
Kek, you're basically same as Bihar, even worse I if you take out the central funding.

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>>51008980
>>51008988
Kek, Abdul go back to making suicide vests. You might be better at it than banter.

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>>51009145
Nigga I use 4g.

>>51009106
Wouldn't know, don't watch tv anymore.

>>51009100
Would if I could mate.

>>51008980
p o r k

>>51009100
>implying ISI, RAW and Taliban won't kill you fast
Innalahi wa innalahi al rajoun

>>51009228

Have you tried stroking the one-eyed snake?

>>51009228
Does your telco know? That might be illegal in Aussieland, having anything over 512kb/s and paying less than $100 for it.

>>51009233
pendu he's alive

>>51009194
>>51009207
>same as Bihar
Kek so much biharis here thinking they are even close to Kashmir
Remember that you all are black coloured biharies who start and end their day by rubbing fair and lovely all over their bodies

>>51008885
Man we didn't sell our self respect to any country.
Their are no drones of other countries flying over our heads and Killin our people..
We don't have armed people roaming freely and killing children.
Look at where you Standing and where your land of pure going.
If it was my country I will ashamed of my self
GET UP,REALIZE

>>51009283
It's too hot for that mate. I tried grabbing my dick but it's so sweaty it's like trying to hold on to a bar of wet soap.

>>51009284
I pay $60 and get 15gb a month.
Sue me.

>>51009359
He knows that, he is just memeing. Don't give non meme replies.

>>51009385
>he has data limits

>>51009233

RIP IN PIECES KASHMIR

>>51009228

POO IN THE LOO

>>51009229

Yup every Pakistani "porks" a russian. The tradition started in the cold war senpai.

>>51009359

>Free money while getting absolutely nothing
>Free technology
>Free copying of their designs
>INDIA STRONG, WE DON'T NEED NO ALLIES, OY OY OY WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD. JUST WAIT TILL OUR BALLISTIC DEFENCE SYSTEM IS COMPLETE. INDIA RULES THE DSIGNATED STREETS.

>>51009385

Whoa, so this is the power of an.... australian """""dick""""

>>51009348
>J&K figures at the 4th rank among the Indian states where a majority of government schools have either no toilets or dysfunctional toilets. Meghalaya (94 percent), Arunachal Pradesh, (80 percent) and Telangana (77 percent) are the three states which have fared worse than J&K when it comes to government schools without toilets.

Literally worse than fucking Bihar

>>51009348
Skintone doesn't matter when you have a suicide bombing vest on your chest m8.

>>51009426
I won't limit the data of my dick up your ass.

>>51009552
>J&K
>Jammu
>implying this isn't the fault of Jammu
Also what's the use of fair and lovely. You are just gonna look like light brown hydrated turd instead of dark brown dehydrated one

>>51009385

Wrap your dominant in tissue, and then got to town

>>51009489
4chan is haram paki what are you doing here

>>51009634
See>>51009653
Of course, you have to say it doesn't matter when yours literally is like a turd

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>>51009489
You mad shafiq? You sound mad.

Here have a beer, oh wait is haram.

Kek

>>51009359
RAJESH SAID:Man we don't poo/vomit our self anywhere except ganges and we tempted to do anywhere in world and we will just wait for 2030.Their are people drinking cow piss every seccond among me using cow dung as feul & worshipping cow beef is ban here in the future thanks to ghandi ji ki krippa the whole world will pooja in the looja to our motherlord holy mother cow.
We have hindu armed people cutting their wifes head & roaming freely and killing whoever orders beef dosent bother us as we not only have based immune system but based gore tolerance.Look at where you Standing and where our brothers are diving in the river of pure Ganges sniffing through the undead pandits socks. If it was my country I will ashamed of my self

GET UP,REALIZE

>>51009653
>hurr durr jammus fault
>muh light skin
every thread you spout the same bs, get a hobby nigger

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>>51009654
Oh hey this might actually work.

Indians actually find toilets offensive. They censored the newest Bond movie Spectre due to the presence of a lengthy toilet scene.

>>51009731
It matters but it doesn't matter when you have a suicide bombing vest on your chest. Learn to read, oh wait Kashmir is pathetic in that regard too.

>>51009653
>Waaahh i-it's Jammu waaaahhhh
>we kashmiris are pure white we dindu nuffin

Fuckin kek.

>>51009822
Fuck you pekka

You'll know when you face the terror of the toilet witch.

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comfy thread to be honest family

>>51009489
Pakistan has last chance of invading India in 1974.If Pakistan made nukes before 1974 probably half of India is in hands of Pakistani.
But you don't have chance even without ballistic missile defense system.
I think Pakistan won't change you will scratch until your death thinking of your flag on redfort

>>51009822
sheesh it has an uncensored toilet scene? fukin dropped

>>51009771

>POOJA IN THE LOOJA

Kek'd

>>51009822

Actually, they hid the toilet by making the toilet witch stand infront of it.

>>51009659

I was tired with your halal mother.

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>>51009831
>>51009802
You can clearly see what happens when you from Jammu toward Kashmir. Now fuck off
>>51009826
>Muh suicide bomber jokes
>learn to read
Where has that got you? Oh, I remember, gang raping as a national sport and street shitting

>>51009822
Their is a poo in your ass.

Pakistan is
>Never going to become a super power
>Has people made up of low class dalit converts
>Is the taliban's cumdumpster
>Is poorer than India
>Has a weaker military than India
>Is worth less than Singapore
Why are pakis so arrogant?

>>51009967
They think sucking china's dick is going to save them

KEK

>>51009901

Oh don't worry, large communities aren't meant to last anyway. You'll just balkanize yourself in the future.

>>51009959
Literally Bihar tier state.

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>>51008026
hehehe

>>51009967

India is

>never going to poo in the loo

Indian-Americans are

>Čucks

:^)

>>51009988

Did the westerner not like you, femmy lemmy? Don't worry another westerner will indeed take you away.

God these poo in loo jokes are getting old. Anytime we try to have a conversation about India some unoriginal fag has to fuck up the conversation. Either that or pakistan shows up and starts raging

>>51010000
>large communities aren't meant to last anyway
Pakistan is not even large still lost east Pakistan, lmao nice digits though.

>>51010071
Wow, using that old joke, how fucking original. Can't refute my arguments can you, Fatima?

>>51010041
Literally Bihari

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>>51010000
Inshallah, for the sake of khalilistan

>>51010089

It was separated by India. If India hadn't intervened it would still have been East Pakistan.

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>>51009966
Of all the shit related posts I've seen, this one made me laugh the most

Why do pakis hate india so much? Bengalis and Indians get along don't they, so why not Pakis and Indians

>>51010080
To be fair it's also maintained by massively butthurt indians taking the fucking bait without fail.

>>51010000
Quads of truth

>>51009765
I have a question on it.
Is it true that mead is not haram?
What does the Quoran exactly say?

>>51009988
Pakistan is the cum dumpster of the world

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>>51010222
triplets confirm quads

>>51010273

India is the toilet of the world

>>51010136

Can't poo in the loo can you, Johnathan Singh

>>51010190
Pakis are dalit coverts a.k.a the absolute shit of the shit that somehow managed to get a country out of the britbongs,

so after getting a country they attack India 4 times and manage to lose all the 4 wars and in the war of '71 they managed to lose half their country and population, since the vast majority of the mudslimes there have an IQ of a chimpanzee they start throwing shit at the Indians every chance that they get.

>>51009765

It really doesn't matter? Even Jinnah drank some alcohol lol

>>51010201
>Implying Indians aren't desensitized to the jokes yet
It's 4chan, nobody takes anything seriously. Hell, there's some Indians on this thread making poo in loo jokes. I doubt they care

>>51010190
Indian hates because:
The founder of Pakistan genocided the hindu minority living in their country right away.

The Pakis hate India because Kashmir government decided to stay in India and maintaining a real democracy instead of becomming Pakistani and maintaining the Taliban, Militarry Dictators and Terrorists.

>>51010324
Pakistan is India of the world.

>>51010324
>Implying Pakistan is cleaner
Nice one, Abdullah. Shouldn't you being sucking Chinese cock right now?

>>51010380

could you tell me about this
>>51010253
?

>>51010380
Lying on the internet is haram too, Iqbal.

>>51010253
Its microbrewed weizen, tastes like shit though, might go open a pack of erdingers later tonight

Quran says Alcohol and other intoxicants are "haram"

>>51010504
>Kashmir government decided to stay in India
You mean the king, the people didn't want to stay in India
>maintaining a real democracy
Kek
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jammu_and_Kashmir_Legislative_Assembly_election,_1987

>>51010358
>>51010504
Which is unfortunate, really. India is growing and modernizing pretty quickly. They'd be a bit further along if they didn't have to tell Pakistan to fuck off every other week

>>51010324
>Pakistan is genetic wastage of entire middleeast and India combined with radical Islam and pathetic corrupted dumb rulers.
>Pakistan will never change
>Pakistan is living to die
>In future they going to eat leafs

>>51010605

He did though, a little however.

>>51010544

Nope, just taking a poo in my loo. I hope you enjoy that russian byldo cock on the designated street senpai.

>>51010534

Touche

>>51010504
Why does Pakistan support the extremists anyway?

>>51010672

>Indians uses leafs to clean its arse.

Truly the bond between Canada and India.

>>51010668

>Indian """""future""""

As white as an Indian.

>>51010726

What extremists?

>>51010726
How new to this world are you? if you are the alking about the taliban go read about them first

>>51010688
Better get that ass clean for Xi Jinping, Jizzwan

>>51010762
Do you play mgsv?

>>51010788

Oh but I just got my cock ready for your mother. Oh well, your sister will do too Rajju.

>>51007081
The only comparison I know is Sinhalese, Tamil and Urdu.

And in German they can speak accent free, with some exceptions.
Tamils not allways differentiate between K and H.

>>51006099
I just realized that Indians are the same shade of shit as african niggers are

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>>51010762
>Implying Paki dalits are white
>Implying Pakistan has any future
India is actually trying to modernize. Meanwhile, pakistan is too busy getting assramed by china and throwing a hissy fit to do anything important.

>>51010762

GDP of Mumbai - $280 Billion

GDP of entire Islamic shithole of Pakiscum - $232 Billion

So yes Abu Salim, India is developing quite fast, and has a promising and better future than your Islamic shithole that is probably good for exporting suicide vests

>>51010828

I did. It's quite old now.

>>51010874

Kek, I still fucking remember when India went online and got hacked haha.

>>51010872
Not any longer, they got fair and lovely now

>>51006099
So what,

and europe is a corrupt shithole

we all have our problems dont we hans?

>>51010849
Wow, you're original

>>51010923

I know fucking your family has gotten quite boring.

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>>51010872
What is genetic diversity?

>>51007799
shoes for whites
http://www.bw-online-shop.com/schuhe/ranger-springerstiefel/?gclid=CLWa_8yWn8kCFQsTGwodLPwEAQ

>>51010944
They like fucking Paki ladyboys though. Did Xi call you back home?

>>51010897
I have it too but havent played it yet, is the online anygood?

>>51010849
Pakistan is just a shittier version of India.
Let that sink in.

>>51010986

Oh wow, I didn't know your mother liked me that much.

:^)
St4y CuCkEd RaJ

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>>51010986
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32400091
ja roh

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>>51010849
>>51010944

Paki ""banter""

Go back to making your suicide vests Ali,
You might be better at it than bantering and hopefully it misfires and kills you so you can get to Muhammad and get your 72 virgins.

KEK

>>51010656
>You mean the king, the people didn't want to stay in India
Are Kings no government?
What did Kings do in India if not govern?

>>51011068

I recently exploded my load on your mom senpai.

I think she cant take another explosion.

>>51011067

Fuck off Rorke

>>51010986

>Ching Chongs

http://tribune.com.pk/story/984394/chinese-woman-in-search-of-pakistani-runaway-boyfriend-held-in-muzaffargarh/

>>51010628
I only drink Weizen and Mead. Oh and Bockbeer.

So the thirteenth Warrier twist on Mead and Islam isn't true?

>>51011074
I like how you didn't respond to the real democracy part :^)

>>51011134
You didn't blow up yet?
pls do not make allah wait.

>>51010726
Asymetric warfare. The Pakis would get crushed if they try to take India in a full frontal attack.

>>51011202

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand that.

>>51011191

I should stop posting, the only person that is missing me is your mother.

As long as they don't shit on the curry it is fine

>>51011177
Well India is a much better democracy than Pakistan, isn't it?

Or would you realy prefere to be a Pakistani?

>>51011266

Too late

http://www.scoopwhoop.com/news/delhi-street-food-full-of-shit/

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>>51011191
>>51011011
Not this time Pharjeet singh

>>51011251
>You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand that.
So what do you think. Should the world security council take out all the countries that support terrorists(except the 5 veto states)?

>>51011346
lol recyling shit

>>51011346
Oh dear

>>51011356

Well then, why not nuke the whole word?

>>51010872
Yes, they are a mixture of aboriginal +gypsy

>>51011422
Pakistan doesn't have the range though

>>51011422
the whole world is allied with Islamic terrorists?
TIL.

>>51011293
Kashmiri
I prefer to be a Kashmiri and you didn't said better than Pakistan, you said maintaining a """real"""" democracy

>>51011293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jammu_and_Kashmir_Legislative_Assembly_election,_2014

Democracy exists in J&K. He's just memeing

>>51011574

Rightful Pakistani territory

>>51010668
t. diaspora. go back to delhi and shit in your childhood streets, rakesh

>>51011581
Kek, they were rigged in 1987 which led to a lot of events. No arrests were made regarding the rigging. India is not a "real" democracy, get over it

>>51010891
t. diaspora, i can smell you from here, haripada

>>51011530
>not understanding phenotypes

>>51011691
>they were rigged in 1987

Didn't realise it's still 1987 in JAK

>India is not a "real" democracy

Kek. Then no country is except Switzerland.

>>51011848
this creature just drives them away.

>>51011691
That's long ago. India is actually the bigest Democracy on this Planet.

So you would prefere beeing Pakistani and you prefere the Pakistani System?

>>51011894

shes a 10/10 to sandniggers. shameless german whore who enjoys rape.

>>51011848
noice more content for my anti-germany folder

>>51011940
sandniggers probably have better taste than that. give 'em some credit.

>>51011574
It is a real Democracy for at least the past 20 years.

Also there is no Kashmiri option. You are Indian or you are Pakistani. That are just the realities.

>>51011616
Ehm, Pakistan is an artifiscial state with almost no history. There is nothing such as rightfull clay.

>>51011989
How is your live in Christiana?

I think the paki is with allah now.

>>51012177

I got your sister as a part of my 72 virgins kafir.

>>51012177
Allah must be feeling horny

>>51012033
>Ehm, Pakistan is an artifiscial state with almost no history
I see you got a fresh proxy there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indus_Valley_Civilization
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_Caliphate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mughal_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Raj

>>51011905
knowing how kashmiris are ,he will probably say yes.
here's a little reminder of how people who aren't punjabi are treated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQy4SKgoijM

>>51012290
WE WUZ

I have a doubt
Male suicide bomber gets 72 virgins in heaven then what does female suicide bomber gets in heaven?

>>51012033

So is the republic of India. Let me remind you India was never united before the British. If you state that India has more history than Pakistan then that is incorrect.

The republic of India and Pakistan did not exist before 1947. If you want to talk about history of the land, then you will count the whole subcontinent.

>>51012290
>mentioning the indus valley civilization
but didn't bin qasim establish pakistan in the middle ages?
this is actually what their history books teach them

>>51012393

Our history books state the spread of an Islamic state.

:^)

>>51012393
Bin Qasim spread Islam through Pakistan & wrecked all the Idols

>>51012383
Daily reminder that this guy is memeing, do not take his baits, he knows how much of a shithole Pakistan even compared to India.

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>>51012383
> India was never united before the British

It's ok. It's not your fault

>>51012470
Pakistan is*

>>51012383
except Pakis act like they have a culture; they are just curryniggers (that think they're arab) with a shittier religion

>>51006099
Daily reminder:
krauts are still trying to destroy Europe

>>51012497
Based Ashoka the great

>>51012510
Daily reminder:
you're slovenian.

>>51012470

Currently, I am not interested in memeing like I was before in this thread.

>>51012497

What about that lower path of south India? Is it not a part of modern day India.

>>51012563
Thank you Chinese man your 110 IQ words are very wise.

>>51012540
>Ashoka
>Based

More liked Faggotus Prime who couldn't stand the sight of blood and converted to Buddhism.

>>51012574
so you actually are an idiot, whether you're memeing or not.

>>51012603
I admire that actually

>>51012625

Stay mad but I am correct.

>>51012643
>Abandoning Kshatriya Dharma
>Admirable

You're fully kekked m8

>>51012501
How different are Arabs from Northern Indians genetically? Arabs are sand people mixed with Africans and Jews right? Indians are sand people mixed with Chinese, Australoids, and Persians. Is that the difference?

>>51012690
>wanting to adhere to one ideology exclusively
pretty retarded ngl.
after he'd conquered everything, he had nothing to prove. he was done with it all.

>>51012741
>murican education

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetics_and_archaeogenetics_of_South_Asia

just like how a dog returns to its vomit, a paki returns to 'meme' even after being repeatedly humiliated by other nationalities.
I wonder what a psychologist would have to say about that.

>>51012741
why do people ask questions pertaining to science and research on 4chan? as though you'll get an unbiased answer in a place like this. just google shit like this

>>51012798
Implying we're going to learn about the genetic makeup of a group of people who live on the other side of the planet. Don't be a pompous dickhead. If you know just answer my question.

>>51012821
and also like an indian returns to drink from the ganjes right after shitting in it. i wonder what a doctor would say, oh wait most of your doctors are here. it seems anyone with money and half a brain wants to run away from your shithole

>>51012741
different mixing with different areas probably. But most of the population is probably persians mixed with australoids or some shit. Don't know about arabs, but I do know that Pakis look up to arabs and look down on Indians even though they're fucking curryniggers themselves, just muslim.

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>having your country split into two

>mfw this applies to both of these shitholes

>>51012759
>A king converting to a sect founded by a prince who ran away from his royal duties

He should've just abdicated if he was tired and just wanted to fuck bitches.

>>51012877
t. rehmat ali chaudhury

>>51012821

I wish that the Indian would one day rather return to a loo rather than a designated shitting street but animals never change.

>>51012895

>Getting čucked by your former colony (USA)

>>51012895
the problem is that the shittier shit-hole thinks the less shitty shit-hole is shittier.

>>51012894
>looking up to arabs
Why?

>>51012917
you're oversimplifying his motivations. he wasn't 'tired' in the sense that he didn't think he could go on any longer. he renounced violence because it disgusted him. he wanted to change his ways because his beliefs had changed. he didn't let someone "varna" or caste decide what he wanted to do with his life.
he did what he wanted to do. that's as based as it gets

>>51012969
P*kistan is worse than India desu i agree.
>>51012968
>Getting keked by India and split into two

Pakistan is a failed and failing state.
Where is your origin? Who are your ancestors?
Pakistan born to frustrated father and inseculer mad mother.

>>51012877
Ohhhhh, someone is angry

Pookistan
Indiarrhea
Banglasplash

>>51012968
how does it feel, losing to animals, time and again, in every war?
go blow yourself up and claim your 72 virgins.

>>51013016
She's gonna run herself into the ground. Pakistan is a rowboat, it can float on water, sure, but it can't withstand a storm. She's not built to last

>>51013003
because their ancestors were introduced to Islam by arabs/sandniggers (I think), and probably because sandniggers are lighter.

>>51013105

Neither any country is. Each and every country will indeed balkanize in the future.

>>51013010
He got disgusted by the wholesale slaughter in Kalinga.
He sounds like an edgy teen who who tortures animals for fun and then one day sees the outcome of his doings and gets a fucking change of heart.

If he was so disgusted by violence and just wanted to go to goa and smoke pot with the Russians, he shouldn't have continued being the King and put the empire in danger due to his aversion for violence.

>>51013124
yeah and pakis have some strange perception of arabs. they think arabs are very religious and pious. they find that admirable. when in reality, the royalties of nations like the uae and ksa are degenerate as fuck. they just maintain a false veil of religiosity
>>51013153
>Each and every country
bit of a stretch.

>>51013095
They lost all the wars right?

>>51013237
They like to think that they """"won"""" the 1965 one while it was a stalemate at best

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>>51012877
Nice
>>51012895
Implying its not the best thing ever for us

I feel bad for the paki, nigga's getting humiliated. Let's make fun of Australia now.

>>51013237

Incorrect only 1.

>>51013329

I can shitpost like I was doing. It gets petty after some hours.

>>51013326
You do realise that arabs/muslims destroyed what "India" was before, right? First they were fucked by sandniggers, then by brits.

>>51012895

1921

>>51013216
>He sounds like an edgy teen who who tortures animals for fun and then one day sees the outcome of his doings and gets a fucking change of heart.
what?
so you're not allowed to have a change of heart?
>tortures animals for fun
that's a shitty analogy. creating one of the greatest empires is not comparable to something so trivial. and even if it were like torturing an animal, what's so bad about taking a lesson from that? he did something. he felt bad about it. he changed his ways.
>he shouldn't have continued being the King and put the empire in danger due to his aversion for violence.
up to him 2bh. he's the king. he's allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants to. he earned the right to. it's not like he inherited the kingdom. he actually conquered all that clay.
>>51013307
2bh the 'official' partyline is that the outcome was inconclusive. but most neutral sources agree that India had the upper hand/strategic win

>>51013390
It was mughals you dumbass

>>51013326
and these were Persian muslims mostly, not radical arab scum like nowadays.

>>51013390

I really find it amusing how everyone in the subcontinent blames the british. It's rather stupid indeed. India was united even though it was broken up into separate kingdoms while different states of Bangladesh and Pakistan were formed on the interests who didn't want to be a part of thr British.

The British played a positive role in the subcontinent.

>inb4 famine

>>51013390
And they didn't "destroy" anything they built everything

>>51013496
>divide and rule
>a good thing
>ever
Brit on holiday in Pakistan? bad lad

>>51013237
1947-48
failed to achieve their objective of conquering kashmir
1965
tried to conquer kashmir again, had to backtrack to save their jewel la 'hore'(pun intended)
1971
got beaten by a bunch of rice farmers and fish eaters, lost 1/5 th of their land and more than half their population
1999
occupied some mountains , than has to beat a hasty retreat after a few skirmishes with our joke of a army.

Seriously, is there a more pathetic army than the pakistani army?

>>51013496

*India

The british modernized the subcontinent.

>>51013496
getting "fucked" doesn't necessarily mean I'm blaming them, just simply saying that they were ruled by outsiders for a long time. It's not very easy to recover from that.

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>>51013124
Idk, aren't arabs supposed to be brown? Northern Indians aren't as dark or something, right?

>>51012079
pretty good how is life in new istanbul?

>>51013326
Indians also think its a good thing they don't have to deal with 25% of their cunt being muslim
>>51013395
Ulster ;)

>>51013444
Yes, he was the Samrat Maharajadhiraj Emperor who imposed his will all over India.

But that doesn't absolve him of the irresponsible thing he did by taking up non-violence and putting the Empire in danger

>>51013444
From my point of view, it was a win for India.
Pakistan failed to achieve any of their objectives (Op Gibraltar), while they started the war.
India was at it's weakest after the 1962 fiasco and Pakis thought they would just walk upto Red Fort and got a nice hiding in return.
But you can spin it anyway.