So you walk on the suburbs of Istanbul. suddenly this guy calls

run

>>51005943
wrap him in duct tape and use him like a fleshlight.

>>51005943
A guy told me that he could make it through by saying "I'm a Karate master"

is that a puppet?

That ayylium on the right though

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Set up an improvised device which causes unattended rifles to discharge at regular intervals, thus obscuring the fact that I've already retreated.

>>51005983
I chuckled so hard at this

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>turkish genes

>>51005943
Is that a k*rd and his minik*rd?

>>51006012
yes

>>51005943
Try to kick him in the balls and run away

>>51005943
Bite his nose, that'll teach him.

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>>51006053
I wish I was a puppet master

>>51006105
i think he is a famous comedian

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we will dont fight, we will eat kebab

>>51005943

I'd give him some perfume.

It's called COCKroach KILLER for some reason.

>>51005943
guy on the right looks like he's the guy on the left's puppet.

>>51005943
I would just grab the puppet and run away into darkness.
In the darkness, i would shake the puppet to its limits.

>>51005943
O shit, turkish Radical Larry.

Why are turks here so butthurt over being non-white?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3WX-qZgmWo

Radical Mehmet

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>>51010432
based köksal baba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgi5d7XsgY

>>51010432
HAHAHAHA

angry midget

what a sick cunt

>>51006249
That's azerbaijanian star.

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>>51010181
No EU
There only friends in the local vicinity are shitskin Muslims
They want to be souperpower and need white people to accept then,, which is easier if they think Turkey is white
Who cares, Turkey is Kurdistan now

>>51005943
Pull out my Christ shaped cross and convert him into Christianity. Or just pull out some weed and offer him a bit.

Fight him and then invite him to go drink a beer or so.

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>>51010432
wtf is going on in this video?

first they harass the dude then give him a pair of shoes and a kiss?

>>51005943
Who's that funny guy? Why is he rich but everyone bullies him??

>>51005943
is that real or a puppet?