>his language has no genders

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>>51001113
>his language has cases

>>51001247
M8 this better be b8 or else you'll have to elabor8

>his language has lackluster syllabary emphasis rules

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>>51001113
>his language lacks 12 of the 14 meanings of the word "and"

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>>51001113
>is language doesn't need calligraphy

>>51001247
The english language still has the remainings of the genitive which is built with `s.

Hurensohn's house is dirty.

>>51001113
Does she have qt peniz

>>51001368
>Hurensohn's

Daily reminder that you are all speaking New Zealandese

>>51001392
Better than old zeelandese desu

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>>51001392
>his language has only 3 vowel sounds

>>51001392
>not Canadian

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>his language isn't a non-imperialist lingua franca

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>>51001416
>his language ISN"T EVEN REAL
CANNOT make this shit up

>>51001416
>desperanto

>>51001431
All languages are real.

>>51001451
except drachisch (dragonian)

>>51001451
your mum is real

>his country doesn't have its own language
Wow

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>>51001113
>countries with out their own language

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>>51001485
>нa eгo языкe гoвopят тoлькo чypки и cлaвшитc

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>mfw 42 letters in aphabet

>>51001491
Only the kekoldest of countries would not have their own language

>>51001536
delet this

>>51001536
I didn't realize that Arabic originated in France.

>>51001561
It's not official yet my cukk friend

>chair is female
>can't fuck my chair or take it out on a date

What's the point of the French language lads?

>>51001582
>bridge is masculine
>supports people and they still walk all over it

makes sense actually

>>51001582
Can't fuck or take your mom out on date, now can you?

>>51001582

Door is feminine, if I remember right

not like you'd be...entering a feminine thing I suppose

>>51001630
Well he's australian, so he can

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>>51001526
We have 44

>>51001630
Well you can, you just probably shouldn't. How are you going to fuck a chair?

>>51001734
With that defeatist mentality you certainly won't

>day is spelled "Wednesday"
>everyone pronounces it "Wensday"

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>>51001610

Do the French deserve more credit than we give them, which is 0(zero)?

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>>51001792
>tfw I realize I pronounce tr as chr

>>51001491
Good post, lad

>>51001792
It used to be Wotan's Day.

>>51001830
Now it's wendsday, day of the wends (polish ubermensh)

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>>51001515
So, which one are you?

>>51001997

Nope https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wednesday
>The name is derived from Old English Wōdnesdæg and Middle English Wednesdei, "day of Woden", ultimately a calque of dies Mercurii "day of Mercury".

>>51002044
No lad I'm pretty sure it's day of the wends just like thursday is the day of the turds (day when they flushed the turds out of the outhouse buckets)

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>his language does not have a letter, that looks like a benis
Її

>>51002113
Based ï

It's not considered a letter here though, just a i with a trema ¨

>he can't turn P upsidedown Ь
>he can't turn R Into Я and N into И
Ф_Ф

>>51001515
>>51002037
#REKT

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>his language doesn't have an alternative style that can't be read by niggers

>>51002214
And d into b )

>>51002214
>his language does not have articles

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>>51002264

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>>51002264
Niggers can read?

>his language has more than 1 tense for past, present and future each

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>>51002264
>>51002312
Nobody has shit on this unholy fusion.

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>>51002291
>implying swiss language has

>>51002321
But you have

>>51002353
is that even a sentence?

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>>51002339
Thx America, your native language looks cool

>>51002361
not in swiss german. swiss german only has perfect, present and futur I tense. swiss germanalso lacks the genitive and hardly has any declination for direct/indirect object, but akkusativ and dativ technucally do exist.... in a mutilated form.

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>>51002313
Actually cops can't read

>>51002378
Why did you post a malaysian?

>>51002412
So does Swiss German not have stuff like "Ich hatte etwas getan"?

>>51001431
>butthurt imperialist anglos denying the world peace and prosperity

>>51001582
In hebrew chair is male, kek
>>51001653
Door is female as well in hebrew

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>>51001113

>Not only does his language have genders, it also attributes arbitrary genders to inanimate objects.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>51003874
>His language is 88% Persian and Arabic

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>>51003908

>His language is 100% foreign.
>He also has another country's flag on his flag.
>And his alternative is a fucking leaf.

>>51001113
Why must russian be so annoying to deal with.

but what if I'm trying to describe a female dog or a female cat? is it still mon chat or mon chien if it's a girl?

>>51004239
>Hes speaking my language right now

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>his language doesn't have dual

>>51001451
Can you hold it?
Not real then

>>51004353
What even is Slovenian? Is it Serbo-Croation or a group of its own?

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>>51003908
> %88

>>51004377
Ottoman Turkish was 88%, is modern Turkish much different?

>>51004398
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_language#Language_reform_and_modern_Turkish

>>51004371
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Slovene+language&l=1

Serbs don't have dual, fäm.

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>>51004336
>my language

>>51001734
Tenderly

>>51001113
>his language call items with genders
seriously wtf germoney?

>>51004478
>Implying I'm not basically a brit

>>51004336
>my language
Kore rawa e rawaka te reo kotahi :DDDD

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>>51001792
>>51001822
>Bolesław Prus
>Pronounce it "Aleksander Głowacki"

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>>51004336

>my language

>>51004398

The two are different languages, barely mutually intelligible.

>Irish is a minority language in Ireland

Paddies just love to be dominated by Anglos.

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>his language doesn't have dialects

Sorry, "Australian" and "Californian" are not dialects.

>>51004508
We do that too but our way isn't arbitrary bullshit

>>51002291
Swedish doesn't have definite articles just indefinite.

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>>51004529

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>>51004529