>give a man a 2.54 cm, he'll take 1.6 km >they went

delete this

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>>50999804

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>>50999804

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>>50999804
>his meassurement system relies on metric
>he uses the system of his former masters
>his system isn't based on decimals
How many yards are in a mile?

>be burger
>build 125,000,000USD spacecraft
>it burns up in mars' atmosphere

JUST

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Eat shit, yurofags

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>>51000268

>Be proud American
>own the moon and mars

I notice a distinct lack of metric countries on mars right now... :DDD

>>51000280
I never got the "day month year" argument
day goes 0-31, month goes 0-12, year goes 0 to, well, infinity I suppose.

So ordering it based on the maximum it can be would be DD/MM/YYYY, that seems fairly logical to me.

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>>50999804

>>51000316
>DD/MM/YYYY
woops meant MM/DD/YYYY
>tfw the older I get, the more trivial mistakes I make
I don't like getting old

>>51000316
Get out of my country

>>51000337

How old are you? 22?

>>51000315
really nigga, NASA uses metric system

nigga u ignant

>>51000337
>>51000338
Ah, never mind then.

>>51000316
>>51000337
no one cares what you think

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>eurogays think we'll ever bother to learn their faggy and complicated science nerd units

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>>51000352
I was 21 when I first found 4chin in 2004, do the math.

>>50999804
this is pretty funny tbqh

>yuropoors right now

[ ] Not told
[X ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Assassin’s Creed: Tolderhood
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2
[x] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[x] Portold 2
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[x] J.R.R Toldkien’s Lord of the Told
[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: Toldal War
[x] Gran Toldrismo 5
[x] Told Calibur 4
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] demon’s told
[x] http//:www.youtold.com
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] icetold
[x] Told of the Rings

>>51000381
>>>/v/

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>>51000368

I'm bad at math, they didn't teach me metric in school :DDD

good thing all I need is FREEDOM!

>>51000368
Sauce on France shooting pic

>>51000359
Why don't you try walking 1.60934 kilometers in his shoes before you dismiss his opinion?

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>>51000280

>>51000485
if it wasn't for eastern europe, europe would have absolutely zero 'manliness'
especially nothing on the level of something like that

>>51000486
audibly kekd

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>>51000486

and where has metric ever got your shit country? lmaoooooo git gud

>>51000361
>his country has faggot marriage
Oh I'm laffin'

>>51000517
http://en.delfi.lt/lithuania/politics/9-mps-register-bill-on-same-sex-partnership.d?id=67530578

>>51000538
did it pass
no

u ignant nigga

fuk i have to share the country with these faglords

>>51000485
>veteran's day
Thank you for your service :^)

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>>51000569
tf u talkin bout

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>>51000552

fucking kill yourself, "nigga."

>>51000590
>doesn't go to /k/
>is "American"

>>51000486
delet this

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>>51000621
Do you seriously think ironically saying Thank You For Your Service is from /k/? It's a meme here in the US too.

>>51000215
>claims to be totally decimal
>time is still based on multiples of 12
>still 360 degrees.

Kek, in order to achieve maximum efficiency, we're gonna have to switch to another system AND our entire counting system.

Even better, we'll keep our numbers from our inferior base so it'll be like counting in Dutch.

>>51000590
The U S of Gay

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>>51000718
Nothing gay about having a sports husbando

>>51000316
>So ordering it based on the maximum it can be would be DD/MM/YYYY
12/31/9999

>>51000743
see my following response, I made a typo

>>51000741
But there is someting gay about being Anerican.

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>>50999804
>be in nursing
>have to know teaspoons/tablespoons to grams

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>>51000756
Isn't there something a bit queer about being human in general?

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>>51000718
You have much, much worse things to be worrying about than where men are sticking their penises.

>>51000741
>it's not gay if balls don't touch, bro

>>51000784
Well, it's all a matter of perspective. If you look at sportsmen all day you might be a little bit queer.

>>51000815
it's only gay if you cum in his ass

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>>51000497
>europe would have absolutely zero 'manliness'
>absolutely zero 'manliness'

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>>51000815
Agreed

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>europeans gloat about the great greeks and romans who built their culture
>europeans are extremely anti-homosexual
>ancient greece and rome were openly homosexual societies
>>51000831
your country is eastern europe you know, right?

>>51000831
>what are Western Europeans
Only Eastern Europeans, Finns and Icelandians(?) are manly

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>>51000866

>>51000791
Kek, who cares. The clinic was in Rotterdam anyway.

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>>51000866

how are you nerds manly?

squatting isn't manly at all kekek, you just look like idiots

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The Money Team has nothing to do with money. It's the way you live, it's the way you feel. Even if you're a thousandaire and you feel like a millionaire, you with the Money Team. If you're a millionaire that feel like a billionaire, you with the Money Team. If you don't have no money at all but you rich in your heart, you're with the Money Team.

Deep quote ^

>>51000917
Being able to eat a big mac in a minute isn't manly either. Squatting takes a lot of strength, they even wear sports attire.

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>tfw NASA lost a rocket because of mixing up imperial and metric

>>51000954
>they even wear sports attire.
they wear american sports attire.

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who /TMT/ here?

>>51000954
every American gets shot at least once in their childhood and most live, that's pretty fucking manly if you ask me

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>>51000973
no they dont you retarded nigger, Adidas is German

literally kill yourself

>>51000973
kanker, adolf dassler disagrees with you.

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>>51000917
>Americans
>manly
Fat doesn't make you manly. See, I can generalize too.

>>51000315
>this was three years ago

Feels like it was just yesterday

>>51001010
Lithuania will always belong to Poland. Always.

>>51001015
man mootdusky was the best

rhythmic slapping sounds

kek

>>51000974
>get shot
>fat absorbs the inpact
>manly

i saw a Lithuanian post about how we're fat to absorb the bullets and that's exactly why so many people are obese. it's cheaper (and more fun!) to eat yourself until you're fat than buying kevlar to protect yourself from the insanely high risk of getting shot in America

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>>51001023

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>>51001052
>>51001027
That's the post I was referring to, for some reason it got deleted on my screen

>American ISPs
>>51001053
gib kresy

>>51000215
>How many yards are in a mile?

1,760 yards = 1 mile.

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>>51001053
Always
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug,_Poland

>>51000486
10/10

>>50999804
Kek'd desu

>>51001098
What correlation is there in the imperial system? Do you even have any bases?

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>>51001069
>historically Lithuanian city
>One of the first cities in Lithuania
>Polish
No

>>51000715
french tried that as well. decimal time was retarded, so they dropped it.

>>50999892
Welp that means base 10 a shit besides muh fingers.

the reason muricah never adopted the metric system is cause most of their people loose fingers and toes to diabeetus and so the decimal system would confuse the hell out of them.

>>51000316
Days are part of months, and months are parts of years.

>>51001098
wow, so simple. I can't believe the rest of the world has been using the metric system.

>>51001594

Sorry that a bit of math triggers you keks :^)

>>51001198
It is context based.

Miles are for long distances, not short ones so it is useless to reference smaller units.

How many kilograms in a meter?

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>>51001642
>how any kilograms in a meter

>>51001642
>comparing a unit of mass to a unit of distance
>"context" based meassurements with no correlation
The most retarded thing I've read all day.

>>51001724
I asked that to demonstrate that metric-pushers make a categorical error in their criticisms of the American system.

>>51001726
See >>51001800

>>51001800
how many miles in a pound

there you go you can have your fucking retarded argument back now

>>51001800
how many inches in a mile?

>>51001833
See >>51001800

>>51001849
See >>51001642

That question isn't relevant. Miles are for highways. Inches are for furniture.

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>>51001800
u smoking out or something right now senpai the fuk

>>51001877
>>51001852
stop posting

>>51001908
>>51001901
No.

The imperial units have proper contexts and uses with historical reasons behind them.

It makes no sense to bring inches into discussions of miles.

>>51001800
Holly shit. This is like a whole new level of retardation. Congrats. I hope you're proud.

>>51001955
What is below an inch? Fractions?

>>51001955
OK I see your point

But it's still retarded

>>51000486
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW

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>>51001800

>>51001960
>>51001983
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_customary_units#Units_of_length

>>51000416
inside of the bataclan music thing.

Of course unlike the picture of the drowned kid on the beach this one didnt make every paper front page

>>51001198
12 inches in a foot.
3 feet in a yard.
22 yards in a chain. [barely used]
10 chains in a furlong. [barely used]
8 furlongs in a mile.
3 miles in a league.

I wish I was making this up.

>>51001642
>Miles are for long distances, not short ones so it is useless to reference smaller units.
This would be a fair point if there were no middle grounds... for example,
>My house is nearby, 1/4 mile from yours.
Which unit do you use here? Sometimes you might want use miles, sometimes yards... but then, you need some practical way to convert one into the other.

>>51000791

Would it be possible to bring in your own jar of spunk and swap it to preserve your dynasty?