I present the national anthem of Brazil.
>let the shitposting begin.
>I will never EVER be surrounded by this much degeneracy
Thinking about just killing myself now tbh
>His country doesn't allow him to fuck 14 year old girls
>He can't legally drink until he is 21
>His life is dedicated to serving the economy, not to the pure joy of bunda
Fucking losers, get a grip.
What goes on in the minds of these women? Don't they feel like baboons waggling their asses like that with absolutely no shame?
Or do they get off on the humiliation? I know I do.
Her husband divorced her after this at least.
This is the thing though, in countries like that even normal girls are built phenomenally, so even regular guys get to fuck a normal 6/10 in Brazil which would be a 9/10 anywhere else.
But in other countries, girls are simply uglier, colder, and don't have good bodies. But for them this is normal, so why would they rape?
just imagine being an autistic brazilian virgin
all this bunda that you'll never touch
>judging brazil by rio de janeiro
You know nothing
>there are people that prefer boobs over a beautiful ass
>Even the white girls have massive bunda
Do all the men in Brazil walk around with permanent erections?
That's it, I'm getting a Brazilian gf.
wtf do Brazilianas do to get legs and asses like this?
Thats nothing tbh
I can easily say that this is the average girl you see at bars/nighlife.
Wish I could get brown woman like this, white brazilians are so boring in bed. But if you are not boasting your cash they don't get along with white guys. :/
Gud luck getting one if you aren't an eleven yourself
Parem de dar atenção ao belga de pinto pequeno e postem anitta
>mfw live at vila madalena
>mfw it was shit like this going down all day, every day
Living in an ultra normie nighbourhood as an aspie is suffering
Seeing people like this makes me wonder if we are even the same species.
I just want repeatedly ram my face into their muffs. I want to motorboat their buttcheeks. I want to hold a party with these women where we are all naked, drenched in oil that smells and tastes like chocolate, and packed together in a tight space while we all gyrate against each other. The air will be thick with humidity, pheromones, and the scent of chocolate. I want to line them up on the ground and use them as a slip and slide. I want to go to sleep on a bed of Brazilian big bunda bitches and then make one of them get into the 69 position so I can use her as a blanket. I want to eat her ass and for her to suck my dick until we eventually drift to unconsciousness from the pleasure and I kiss her asshole good night. I want to wake up with bunda in my face and sex on my dick. Then I will eat a hearty balanced breakfast off of their big bodaciously bombastic bouncy booties. I will then pray and pay my respects to the bunda for all it has given me. I will then do a line of cocaine on a pussy and drink a shot of tequila by means of mouth to mouth. Finally I will go about my day and then do it all again.
I love bunda.
>mfw no fap
>mfw this video
>decide to finally start praying etc and become a religious person (well by religious I mean that I pray/abstain from touching myself etc)
>see this thread
>rub one out
Welp, looks like abstaining will be hell on earth
ive been on no fap for a week and that vid almost made me break it
>abstain from touching myself etc
Why would you want to be in hell while you are still alive?
Sou mais a kelly key
também, acho que junto com a paolla oliveira são as mais atrativas pra mim, bunda+rosto bonito
If you tought only the women spent their lives at the gym, the guy in the back is her bf
Dunno about amateur but there is aways riorelax
>Chegou o que faltava para você: um lugar aonde você pode desfrutar de todo prazer que o entrenimento adulto pode oferecer, por apenas
R$ 25,00 por mês
>mfw I have to pay
"Funk music has always used a small catalog of rhythms and samples which almost all songs take from (commonly with several in the same song)."
>origin of that beat
It's originated from afro-brazilian religions, such as Candomblé or Umbanda. The beat is basically the one of the things used during celebrations in order to "call the spirits".
You can see a clean "sample" above
Or in the religious celebration itself
This thread made me awfully aware of my sexual frustration.
As a Brazilian who lived for a while in Sweden I can say that jobs work very differently in these countries, the Swedes work very few hours, but in these hours they actually work! Meanwhile the Brazilians work long shifts but are slacking and telling jokes with the coworkers a good deal of the time.
>Lies, please stop lying.
Anon, it's funny because a lot of music are literally based on that same beat from Candomblé that Vinícius used.
Funk has many styles, tho the "major" beats are based on candomblé and umbanda beats. I'm talking about Rio's funk, not other derivatives.
I've never seen a brit saying soccer instead of football.
>spandex/tight clothes fetish
Thank you, OP. Thank you.
Let's be clear here. The 70's carioca funk is far from the funk that was posted here and today's funk. Indeed it has almost nothing in common and most beats (indeed the annoying beat which is present in a lot of musics) is actually based on Candomblé and Umbanda beats. And since he asked about "that annoying beat origin" it's obviously not the beat from 40 years ago.
Where are you from?
Funk é uma bosta mesmo, mas a música carioca é a melhor desse país.
>lot of people don't recognize this genre.
It's okay for me, the point was that he asked for the origin of that "annoying beat" and I gave to him.
Next time samba and choro are also foreign born.
>all these apes ITT going crazy over fake asses
I seriously dislike this variety of female, I think it actually looks like something from the realm of the disgusting. and that god awful voices is the final straw
>literal commies in power
>econonmy going to shit
>crime out of control
>widespread poverty and hopelessness
>show the people some bundas and futebol
>everyone stops caring about the real issues
>he thinks that all the asses posted here are fake
Only a few.