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New World RISK

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Evening fags, i know you've been all waiting for me, here I am, OP shall delivar a nice game of autism.

Read the rules before joining so you wouldn't ask stupid questions later.

>Nation or Signature
>Color
>Starting location

Slots will be limited to 10!
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>>39744468
>Greater Russia
>falklands
>red
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>The official government of the USA
>blue
>eastern states
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>Ottoman colony
>green
>carribeans
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>>39744573
Just realized I might not be here for a bit. I'd like to preroll for as many mupdates as I can by expanding.
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>>39744468
>Eskimo Empire
>Most northeastern province
>Teal
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>>39744795
Sorry, but I don't allow that in my games. I could count you this roll for first mupdate but that is it.
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>>39744468
>New Prussia
>Minnesota
>Purple
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>>39744771
If you stay out of Canada, do you want a NAP?
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>>39744820
Eskimo Empire#password

Make a tripcode please.
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>>39745008
Sure.
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>>39745014
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>>39744468
>The South
>Maroon
>Florida
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>Cyan
>Nicaragua
>FederaciĆ³n de Centro America
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We need some South American players
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>>39744468

Commiefornia
Pink
California.
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>>39745155

Sweet, dubs.
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>>39744468
>New Asspain
>south mejico
>brown
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>>39744468
Bottom Argentina
Any color
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Yes, we need south americans, do you united statians not know geography? :DD
>>39745130
another color please
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>>39744468
Any color
Allahustan
Brazil
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>>39745269
Question- when you nuke something does it make it impossible to get the area bonus since some of the territories can't be owned?
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>>39745269
Fine, give me any color available
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>>39745155
>>39745255
Why are you making this hard? Is it so difficult to look at the map and see the colors? Are you color blind?
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>>39745392
Why no put in good, rule abiding risk players such as myself :^)
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>>39745438
Your muslim, you don't abide by laws
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>>39745463
Shots fired
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>>39745463
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>>39745392

What? I meant this color, it's purple-pink.
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Can we start?
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>>39745501
It's clearly purple and It's taken.
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So is anyone else here autistic as me

share the story of your nation

>nuclear war wipes everyone the fuck out
>world regresses a thousand years in technology
>feudal states system develops, most people live in tribes
>in the land that the USA once occupied, a group of people realized order needed to be restored in the world, and philosophy, education, infrastructure, etc, needed to return.
>other tribal peoples in the area read history, and were enlightened.
>all together, they formed the continuation government of the United States, and used the original constitution
>they realized it was their responsibility to bring civilization, democracy, and freedom to others; if necessary by force
>this philosophy is similar to that of Theodore Roosevelt, and so the title of President was changed to "TR" in his honor, the head of state is now the TR, hence my name
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Mupdate 1

I expected this game to be full so that's why I'm limiting to 10 slots. Whoever didn't make it in, I'm sorry.
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>>39745534

Fine whatever color is remaining then.
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>>39745539
No, it's just you
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>>39745539
Some dude in a desert found a Quran and was like "Interesting", he then made a nation based on it in the name of ALLAH. His name was Akbar I
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>>39745617
Keep filling the Southern States.
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>>39745617
Consume central states
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>>39745617
Kill Greater Russia and fill the islands
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>>39745617
expand in the name of the sultan
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>>39745617
Move South in Central America
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>>39745617
Fill brazil
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>>39745617

Fill Western US states, then into Mexico if spillover.
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>>39745678
>45678

spill to fill Argentina
I have 2 nukes now
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>>39745617
Fill up Eastern Canada
>NAP:USA
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>>39745617
fill eastern states
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>>39745739
>mfw
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>>39745617
>Alaska
> the brave empire
>any color
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>>39745739
Fug:DD

Well played Argie. Argentina can into white people.
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>>39745810
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The Eskimo Empire is a conglomeration of the Eskimo tribes of Northeastern Canada and Greenlnd that formed after the Nuclear Apocalypse.
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>>39745739
Shall we have an alliance? I feel as if we could split South and North America. I'll just take Brazil and the countries north of it linking to the Caribbean, and you can take the other countries so you can travel through Central America.
TLDR? I'll take the eastern half of the Americas and you can take the western half.
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>>39746027
sounds good, it's a deal
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>>39746085
Allahu akbar my white friend!
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Mupdate 2

Greater Russia is kill by Argie's amazing 5D straights.
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>>39746201
Keep moving South
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>>39746201

Fill Argentina, any spill into Uruguay
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>>39746201
More south. If spill, into Mexico.
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>>39746201
Fill Brazil
>Ally: Argentina
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>>39746201
central murica, take it
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>>39746201
Can I take greater Russia color
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>>39746201
Fill eastern Canada
>NAP: USA
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>>39746201


>>39746201

Fill Western US, and then expand to Alaska, then Mexico with spillover.
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>>39746201
go south and attack The South

btw are you doing sequential rolls or not?
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>>39746301

>Keep missing 00 by 1

FUCK
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>>39746301
Stay out of Alaska or we are gonna have a problem
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>>39746201
expand in the carribean


>>39746243
m8 you want an alliance? with the way things are growing the latin american can roll through ours without any problem, we need to band together against a common threat. you can have colombia if you want
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>>39746397
forgot trip
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>>39746305
I was about to offer you an alliance tbh. Fine then, though.
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>>39746397
>>39746397
Just hold Mexico
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>>39746201
Op can I take greater Russia color since he's dead I really want to play please
>the brave empire
> Alaska
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>>39746476
you what?
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>>39746243
You up for an alliance, boy?
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>>39746561
Sure just let me have central and west America you can have south and northeast along with canada
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>>39746519
He was talking about Central America as in Central US.
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>>39744771

Ally Theodore?

The South and Central are allying.
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>>39746639
You can have northeast to if you want mate. All I want is my golden circle.
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Mupdate 3

>>39746305
I know that is faster, but I usually do that when there are more than 10 players. I think 15 min between mupdates is good enough, I don't need to do it faster, hope this answers your question.

>>39746484
Okay but just because he didn't roll and died immediately. You get 5T in Alaska and you may roll now.
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>>39746305
Ally me instead.
>NAP: USA
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>>39746769
Roll into Panama and Colombia. Counter if attacked
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>>39746769
keep filling central murica
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>>39746769
Head into southern Brazil and fill it, if spills fill mainland brazil
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>>39746769
Fill Alaska and head to Canada
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>>39746769
Attack the USA
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>>39746769
finish carribeans and attack central america
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>>39746769
OP you owe me 4 t's, I rolled 7 (9) + my bonus, Total is 10 you gave me 6

More Argentina, if spill into Uruguay
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>>39746810
Ally ?
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>>39746844
Good dubs.
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>>39746769
Attack south

also yeah wasn't complaining about update times, just wondering because I'm usually late to respond
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>>39746888
>888

Lmao, 25 t's and another nuke
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>>39746888
treps
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>>39746888
YOU ARE ON FIRE WITH THOSE ROLLS!
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>>39746769

Western US, then into Central US.
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>>39746769
Fill east Canada and spill into central.
>>39746899
Nope.
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>>39746999
checked
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>>39746999

Save my nuke for now.
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>>39746999
Ally or NAP?
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>>39746999
Commie I'll ally you if you stay out of Canada and Alaska.
>>39746927
Can you confirm our NAP? Since we made it before the game the OP didn't count it.
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>>39746999
Those trips
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>>39746888
I don't owe you anything. I didn't count your bonus because you didn't finish the region where Falkands are.

I filled 3T in that region so i could finish it and 6 in Argentina.
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>>39747093
>>39747080

NAP with both of you until one of you is the victor, then I will ally.

>>39746927

Ally Theodore?
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>>39747171
Yeah if it wasn't for those trips I'd feel like a retard, didn't check the bottom I saw it after rollin, sorry.
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>>39747195
Max one ally and NAP. Like seriously, do people not read the rules?
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>>39747280
No, they do not read the rules
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>>39747280

Oh, sorry.

Then fine, I'll ally with whoever takes Canada.
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>>39747093
ye we are NAP
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>>39747402
m8 you want an alliance?


man i feel so lonely here in the carribeans with all the happenings in the us and latin america
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Mupdate 4

Pretty high rolls this round..

Count your bonuses and add them next to your name e.g. Kaizen (+5)

Also when you roll please say exactly where you want to go and where to spill, so I wouldn't be in a situation where there are no neutral Ts left so I have to attack someone even if you didn't want it. Thanks.
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>>39747687
Attack comiefornia in Idaho
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>>39747687
Continue attacking the USA
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>>39747687

Fill Uruguay, spill into Paraguay
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>>39747687
kill central america
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>>39747687
Fill Brazil, if spills go to Southern Brazil Territory
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>>39747687
Counter attack the invaders
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>>39747687
Fill Alaska and move south along western Canada
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>>39747580
>1 alliance/NAP per player
I already have NAP with eskimos sorry m8

>>39747687
FIGHT BACK THE SOUTH
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>>39747687
Keep filling the western Canada region.
>NAP: USA
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>>39747716
Can I get an alliance I'm all alone...
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>>39747687

Repulse Lyle's attack and counterattack him, also +2 T for holding Western States.
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guys do you have a skype group or something to announce risks?
I'd love to join them, but Im always too late
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>>39747889

+2 sorry, so I gain +5t from Lyle after our fighting.

Also Eskimo, I'll accept that alliance and King I'll NAP you. One alliance, one NAP.
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>>39747857
Yes Nap tho already have alliance with the south
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I think it is safe to say that Argentina has won the game already.
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>>39747970
That's good enough thank you
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>>39747940
I feel like that would be over complicated. And tiresome to whoever is OP,

Someone could just write a script to send some desktop notification for when there are risk threads detected, it would like auto update every 5 minutes or some shit
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>>39748022
:3
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>>39748022
>>39748045


>>39747949
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>all these nukes and no alliances
is this how being a leader in the cold war era feels like? fuck can someone ally me please
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>>39748092
Come on man I just started let me defend myself
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>>39748207

I'm giving you a NAP and Eskimo the alliance, meaning I'll let you and him fight it out up there while I focus down here.
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>>39748150
You know I was going to until you attacked me...asshole
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Mupdate 5

Well if you fags didn't all go to Northern America, Argentina wouldn't be this strong now.
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>>39748272
oh shit im sorry i thought that lyle guy was the one incharge of central america
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>>39748332
take central murica from commiefornia
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>>39748332
Move to take southern Canada
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>>39748332
attack the south some more!
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>>39748332
Fill Brazil, spills to southern brazil
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>>39748332
Take back lost territories
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>>39748332

Wipe out Lyle in Central America.
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>>39748332
Such is life, but the str8 and the trips would've given a huge advantage no matter what

Finish Uruguay, spill Paraguay, if more spill into Bolivia
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>>39748377
>>39748332
Dubs
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>>39748332
Keep expanding across Canada.

Also, Argentina would still be OP even if people played in SA due to his godly rolls.
>Ally: commiefornia
>NAP: USA
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>>39748332
Attack USA
>>39748400
Cunt. Prick. Shit. Fuck. Cock. Dick.
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>>39748444
checked
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>>39748444

Save another nuke but send my +27 territories total against Lyle's 6 t, so I get +19 territories on him.
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>>39748332
kill central america
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>>39748444
Maybe you should use the term Central US because otherwise, it causes confusion
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>>39748537

Yeah, I meant Central USA.
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Mupdate 6

The South has been kill.
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>>39748920
Take the central murica for New Prussia!
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>>39748920
Fill Brazil, spills to southern Brazil
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>>39748920
Finish Paraguay, spill Chile
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>>39748920
Keep hitting green
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>>39748920
Attack Eskimo Empire
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>>39748920
kill central america

also requesting a NAP with roosevelt
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>>39748920
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmO-WfEkk4

;_;7
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>>39748570

You'll notice you have 2 texan territories in the south region, and you could also see how I might want those to get the south bonus.

There is no ceding allowed, so with your permission, after I finish the confederates, I will invade just those 2 territories of yours barring me from the bonus, next turn

>>39748920
fill the eastern states

>>39748991
rip in peice
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>>39748984
holy fuck a 5-d palis
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>>39749041
nice, I didn't notice it
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>>39748920

Kill Kyle and take rest of cent USA, if spillover Mexico
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>>39748920
Attack Alaska.
>>39748981
You only have +1 bonus.
Ally: Commiefornia
NAP: USA
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>>39748981
Topkek mate. You got +1 bonus only.
Why are you always so inept in my games?
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>>39748984
I think I misread the rules.

I already have a NAP with eskimos, but I think I am allowed both a NAP and an alliance.

If you don't have an ally yet we can be allies
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>>39749106
No I have Alaska plus the western parts of Canada
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>>39749027

Okay, that sounds fine, but you give me Central US states and Mexico, you can go through Carribean.

>>39749098

I gain +2 t of lyles in Central USA since we rolled the same number of ts.
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>>39749169
LOL it's the entire region retard. Not to mention you are arguing with OP and OP is always right, faggot.
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>>39749169

I think Western canada is that huge disputed territory king.
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>>39749164
sure, we can be allies if i get to have mexico
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>>39749212
Oh ok then
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>>39749220
Also do you wanna break NAP with king since it is pretty clear he is gonna lose? With you help I could end the war faster. Also you could cede the territories to me since we are allies.
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>>39749270
okey cool
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Mupdate 7

Bowie has been wiped out as well...
One by one they go to Valhalla!

Sorry for slow updates, I'm multitasking.
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>>39749220
There is a chance I might win please dot break NAP
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>>39749437
alliance signed

>>39749440
finish central america and into mexico
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>>39749440
Take Minnesota from Commiefornia
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>>39749440
Continue to drive Canada away
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>>39749440
Fill Brazil, spills to southern Brazil. If more spills haed into Surinam territory
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>>39749440
Continue beating up on King.
>Ally: Commiefornia
>NAP: USA
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>>39749491
A-at least I get Brazil :(
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>>39749440
Bowie rolled a pali last turn, sure he's dead? dead

Fill Chile, if spill into Peru
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>>39749440

Finish Lyle and take rest of central USA

Spillover into Mexico.

>>39749468

If we both use all of our nukes on Argentina, we can stop him from becoming a superpower. Just a thought.
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>>39749489
Will you change your fucking bonus or I'll kick you? I replied to you and you didn't answer to me and you don't want to piss off OP m9.
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>>39749531
Good luck friend
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>>39749557

+11 t to lyle's 3t, wipe him out, he is kill.
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>>39749557
With nukes you could totally cut Argentina off and force him to fight Allahustan.
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>>39749575
Sorry dissent notice I still had it
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>>39749440
note new ally >>39749468

and take JUST 2 of the southern states that commiefornia has

spill into nowhere, don't do shit else.
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>>39749440
RIP in papayas
I guess a united Central American state was never meant to be
http://youtu.be/4DZxBvX-9B4
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>>39749506

Also cancel NAP with King this turn.
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>>39749557
thats an interesting thought, but first we need to decide who holds mexico first. if you stop expanding in mexico and give in your remaining mexico tiles. ill comply with you
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>>39749542
Green rolled pali not Bowie
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>>39749705
Please man give me a chance I beat this roll I could beat more
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>>39749707

Fine, but only if you agree to launch both of your nukes at Argentina.
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>>39749727
I did too
>>39748979
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>>39749727
See>>39748979
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>>39749727
I was partially right. Yes Bowie rolled 3D pali but Barbarossa rolled 5D pali plus his bonus.
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>>39748979
>979
>>39749727
You sure?
>>39749621
Allahustan is my ally
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>>39749757
and you will launch both of yours too correct?
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>>39749780
that gives him a +12 difference, not enough to kill him...
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>>39749782
Huehue gringos, but you should launch your nuke at the link between central America and south america
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>>39749799

Yes but you launch first.
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>>39749845
ill keep your words for it
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>>39749440

Also OP, can you clarify if nukes just remove the player from a region or turn them black?
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If you launch like this, with black being ground zero and red being affected territory around it, you could block off both Allahustan and Argentina from the rest of the world.
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>>39749963
Fight Canada
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>>39749963
Attack comiefornia
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>>39749963

Kill Lyle and take central usa, spillover Alaska.
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>>39749845
also in any case that a nuke hits my territories in the upcoming nuclear war, you will help me repair it yes?
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Mupdate 8

Lyle is kill.
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>>39749984
>>39749992
>>39749999
LOL I'm not OP stop that
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>>39749984
>>39749992
>>39749999
lmao wasted quads

>>39750023
Finish Chile, spill Peru, use my nukes to cancel any nuclear attack in my lands or Allahustan, priority on my lands
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>>39750023


Fuuuuuuuuuck, muh quads.
>>
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>>39750023
Fill in Surinam territory, spills to Venezuela
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>>39750023
Keep fighting the king. Call in commiefornia to help.
>Ally:commiefornia
>NAP:USA
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>>39749835
I'm pretty stoked. He would have like 4T left, why do you have to correct me every 10 min? Sure I made this mistake but i didn't fuck up anything else so far.
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>>39750057
>750057

WATCH AND CRY FUCKING FAGGOTS TRYING TO NUKE ME; WATCH AND CRY!!!!!

spill peru and so on
>>39750023
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>>39749835
Yeah, I should still be alive, but whatever, you can't trust a turk
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>>39750086
At least you're not Lyle :^)
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>>39750086
Sorry man, but Bowie was an advantage for me, I know he would be dead by now anyways and it's not my intention to bust your balls, again sorry if I did.
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Again, I will recommend nuking like this. And do it this turn. Otherwise it will be too late to stop them.
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>>39750023
>>39750058

fuck he gets+3 more nukes what should we do?
>keep expanding on mexico
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>>39749923
I think my rules are pretty self explanatory
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>>39750023
Attack Eskimo
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>>39750023

>>39750023

Take the rest of central USA, spillover to Alaska.

Also OP

please answer this question

>>39749923
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>>39750184
that was a +4 btw
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>>39749963
Fight Eskimo
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I have 6 nukes now, I'm gonna nuke the shit out you faggots
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>>39750246
I swear to god, this guy is an idiot. It said right on the picture that it wasn't OP's post. God fucking damn.
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>>39750263
Avenge my spilt blood...
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>>39750023
Fuck I'll wing it

INVADE COMMIEFORNIA
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>>39750184

Launch all of our nukes at like this

>>39750183

Right now.

Launching mine.
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>>39750301
fucking shit roll

>>39750023
fixing bonus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
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>>39750333

Cancel, didn't see

>>39750301 's post.

Fuck it, nuke Theodore and blow him out.

>>39750301

Good look faggot, I got dubs, repulse this attack and cancel the Alaska attack and attack into USA
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>>39750263
>South America is best America.jpg
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Daily reminder that Risk is nothing more than spam developed by a shitty skype group in disguise as /int/ content so it won't get deleted on the spot. This belongs on /b/ and has nothing to do with international discussion.
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>>39750183
Fuck you I just got out the shower and I thought Op posted again I tried with out looking at the name ok faggot
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>>39750023

OP make sure to cancel any nuke those faggots shoot at me, my ally or any form of aggression towards us, that includes trying to trap us in South America
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>>39750416

Fuck off, half the board has nothing to do with /int/ discussion like

>White

And

>Feels

At least Risk is fun.
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>>39750391
>>39750301
Damn chucklefucks. Focus on South America, fags. They have six damn nukes and you decide to fight each other. How fucking great.
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>>39750477
Oh and I am staying neutral in the conflict. So have fun.
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>>39750124
I'm tried mate but you don't see any Murifat hosting? It's always me, show some fucking respect. You would have 4T left, I was considering to revive you but now i won't, bye.
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>>39750416
Tell me more anon
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Everyone stop shitposting for fuck sakes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMMV_RoEMxE
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>>39750477

Theodore started it by being a stupid YOLO cunt, he has to die now.
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>>39750457
Back to the skype group with you.
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Daily reminder that people use the skype group as a evil boogeyman to justify getting rid of a 4chan tradition.
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>>39750646

Back to /pol/ with you.
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>>39750564
Now now, don't get mad. Either way, it's not by choice, you were supposed to revive me. But I won't hold it against you buddy
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>>39750477
this is why we cant have a nice things.


well personally im going to wait until some of us got more nukes and wait for the right chances to attack. if there are no new nukes in two turn ill have to submit to our latin american overlord and try to keep my territories intact


central america is neither latin or north america btw
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Mupdate 9

>>39750689
You have been revived, what will you do now?
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>>39750301

Daily reminder this South American shill doomed North America with his attack on me and before I die I will destroy him.
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>>39750814
Eh, I guess I'll move south
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>>39750814
Fill Surinam territory, spills to Venezuela
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>>39750814
Try to fight back Eskimo
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>>39750814
Keep killing the king.
>>39750840
Can you transfer the stuff you take to me?
>Ally: commiefornia
>NAP: USA
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>>39750622
It was an immature decision by the jingoist party that was in power last election. They have since been voted out, and our entire nation is in big time panic mode.

The new party (SW, Stability in the World) which was elected into power in the jingo's place has no choice but to continue the war effort as long as the enemy is, but our nation is open to discussions any type of peace treaty offered at this point.

>>39750814
invade more commie
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>>39750814
keep expanding in mexico.


>>39750843
you want a nap m8? sorry for attacking you earlier btw. i swear it was all a misunderstanding.
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>>39750877
If there are any extra spills just put them to south brazil
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>>39750814
Finish Ecuador by taking the Galapagos, spill Colombia and attack Bowie
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>>39750877
First good roll since the beginning eh? Your lucky doesn't follow you anymore as it used to kek
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>>39750814

>>39750814

>>39750814

I guess you missed my instructions OP, I told you to attack Alaska not Central Canada through that line, then when theo randomly decided to attack me I told you to repulse and nuke him...

Oh well...

Nuke theo/USA off the map, then counterattack him with this roll.

>>39750882

OP fucked my dub roll up, I told him to attack Alaska. Maybe he'll fix it.
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>>39750906
As far as I know, Argentina has signed your death certificate. Why would I NAP you?
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>>39750972
Goddammit, I though we were friends!
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>>39751000
trips, check em
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>>39751044

Sorry man, bu you are in my way if you are not going to attack green
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>>39751004
that goes for you too kek. im giving you a chance to focus on fighting in one front instead of two.
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>>39751000

Sweet. Nuke Theodore him and direct my counterattack back towards taking central USA territories back for my bonus, I have enough territories with this roll to do that, then push into Eastern US States.
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>>39751061
>>39751075
Decisions, decisions. But either way, Argentina killed me, cant help anyone now
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>>39751095

Just to clarify, launch two nukes at Theodore and save the one I got from this trip in reserve.
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>>39751000
I said to state your orders clearly back in early stage of game. I just quickly take a look at your order and fill, if you said use the sea route then i would go to alaska.

About the nuke thing.. I'm hoping this isn't the first time you're playing. You should always post a picture where you want to launch the nuke to, it's just a common sense and I won't make a rule about that.
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>>39751135
>>39750899
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>>39750994
What's following me? My bad luck? If so yeah it's great it doesn't follow me everywhere I go!
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>>39751061
Also heads up, don't be so hasty with your rolls in the future, you might lose potential allies
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>>39744468
If you're going to make us a separate region for gameplay purposes, that's fine, but please fix our borders then.

Or just merge us with Uruguay.
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>>39751249
I already have an ally, can't have more
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>>39751146

>>39750233

I stated spillover to Alaska in my original post, not Canada, I thought that was pretty but I guess not.

And I guess I'll save the nukes, giving me three now. It isn't my first time playing RISK, but first time using them.
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>>39751277
NAP would've been nice don't you think
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>>39751272
I didn't make this map. You know what word "Revise" means brbr huehue?
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>>39751316
Be honest, in the place you were you would've been dead right away, no way I would've let you fill Colombia and if you decided to expand into green you would've eventually died from crossfire.
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>>39751316
kek you wouldve served as a buffer state and nothing more
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Mupdate 10

Bowie has been kill once again.

Stop with shitposting and with dumb questions especially the ones regarding the nukes.

"What do nukes do?" and shit like that, read the rules newfriends.

Also post a picture where you want to launch the nuke to.
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>>39751414
>what is ceding Colombia to you and moving up from Venuzula through the Caribbean islands
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>>39751485
Kill king.
>>39751307
I'd appreciate if you helped me kill him, Commie.
>Ally:commieland
>NAP: USA
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>>39751485
Fill Venezuela, spills to South Brazil
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>>39751485
Drive back Eskimo
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>>39751489
You don't get it, when green fought back against you he would either stall you or kill you, eventually I would've surrounded you and Venezuela is Allahustan territory, as we pacted at the start of the game
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>>39751485
finish mexico quickly and defend if attacked
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>>39751559
Point taken
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>>39751485
take my southern territories back and invade commies again
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>>39751485

OP you didn't add to my nuke counter from my trips 9751000. I have three now.

And sorry about the nuke questions, rules seemed a bit unclear as to whether a territory was one of the little counties/or a whole region for a new player.


Anyway, I now have +8, repulse whatever theodore attacks this turn then move into Eastern US states.
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>>39751544
God damnit how is this idiot still alive?
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>>39751485
Finish Colombia, spill to attack green
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>>39751522
That's me my bad.
>>39751600
Please help me end king right now. We are at a stalemate. I just need you to end it and then I might help you.
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>>39751600
>>39751599

Me: 24t+8=32 T
Theodore: 18t+3,=22

So take 10 Eastern US states from him! Thanks.
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>>39751607
It's just a game calm down
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>>39751384
>Revise
Fine, fine... revised. And since we got roughly the same amount of territories as the Guays, I reduced our bonus too.
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>>39751647

I would but I'm fighting a difficult war with Theo. Let me take him down first, with this turn I just removed his Eastern US state bonus.
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>>39751600
Yes, I forgot to add it. I was waiting for you to post a pic where you want to launch the nuke, so I would've used that new nuke for that.

How are rules unclear, It's pretty fucking logical what a territory means and what whole region means, isn' it?
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>>39751676
thats nice
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>>39751000

Was referring to this nuke that wasn't added to my counter >>39751600 here, sorry, it didn't link for some reason.

Combined we now have 5 nukes.
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>>39751733

We now have 5 nukes combined, if we get one more and use them against Argentina we can wipe out his nuke advantage.
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>>39751688
Can you let me and Eskimo fight the war not to be rude but I'm about to get +7 and I might have a chance but u fighting me to leaves me hopeless I thought you were gonna wait in till we Finnish off Canada before you help someone
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>>39751676
What's with this nationalist attitude, you don't see Americans complaining about US being split into East,Central and West. This is all for balance purposes.
It would be same as If i would now complain everytime I played Euro risk how Kosovo isn't part of Serbia.
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>>39751733

Barbarossa when I take down Theo we can NAP and then counterattack SA if that's okay?
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>>39751829
sure
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>>39751829

>>39750899
>>39750899
>>39750899
>>39750899
>>39750899
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>>39751654
Stop doing that shit. Stop replying to mupdate I know how to subtract.
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>>39751875
By the way, you're a cunt.
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>>39751934
>>39751938
lel
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>>39751938
did you know I have enslaved all of your people from the territories I conquered

all of them
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Mupdate 11

I'll end the game if you continue with shitposting.

I have to read everything you read, some of you forget to sign your posts, forget bonus and so on..
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>>39751794
It's not balanced at all anyway, except by the bonuses... but then I changed the bonus accordingly.

>It would be same as If i would now complain everytime I played Euro risk how Kosovo isn't part of Serbia.
...no. It would be the same as you complaining someone added Albania "randomly" to Serbia.
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>>39751987
Keep attacking king
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>>39751979
Mate, I doubt you've left your computer screen never mind enslaved the whole of Dixie.
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>>39751987
I'm losing my mind, too much of beer.

>I have to read everyhing you read.

Topkek
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>>39751987
well shit

um

attack commie some more
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>>39751987
Push keep Comifornia out of Canada
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>>39751987
Fill Southern Brazil, spills to helping Argentina's roll.
>>39752031
hue
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>>39752031
>>39752027
>>39752026
>>39751999
>>39751979
http://us23.chatzy.com/RiskyBoonTavern Join the real risk chatroom. :^)
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>>39751987
recapture central america and defend
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>>39752027
why don't you fly down here and find out that I'm telling the truth
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>>39751987

Continue annihilating theo in Eastern and Southern US states.
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>>39751987
Attack Green
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>>39752050
you didn't invite me, rude
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>>39752091

Theo being the SA cuck he is more or less lost us this game, you should launch your nukes at Argentina before you die to force him to waste nukes. I'll kill the cuck before we give up.
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>>39752144
>>39752050
He didn't invite me either >:^(
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>>39752091
fuck all these shitty rolls i say we nuke canada.
peace out niggas
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>>39751999
>>39751999
I disagree, I think it's balanced. Argentina is overpowered because only him and Allahustan started from South America and he had some lucky rolls.

If everyone didn't go to North America and started from SA i believe it would be different story.

I've been getting these kind of captchas for 10 min god dammit.
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>>39752233

Nuke Argentina before you leave :(.
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>>39752215
attack him in the caribbean don't say you help my roll because that will cut yours in half
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>>39752233
also give rest of my nukes to the commie
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>>39752236
Same
>>39752251
But that should be the spills that are split, I wan planning to annex the Caribbean anyways.
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>>39752283
>>39752248

Or this, if he gives me his nukes I have +5.
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>>39752283
Thank you those guys were gonna kill me
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>>39752322
4 since he nuked Canada
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>>39752283
>>39752322
But they go into OP's special nuke stockpile :^)
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>>39752283
>>39752347
wait what why did he nuke me?
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>>39752408
How should I know...
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Mupdate 12

Sorry for slow mupdates

And these captcha's are killing me.
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>>39752543
KAIZENE PRELJEVA, OSTAVI SE RIZIKA I SPASAVAJ NAS
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>>39752543
attack commie again

oh god what have I done ;________;
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>>39752543
Try to take western Canada
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>>39752543
ANNEX THE CARRIBEAN, SPILLS TO BLUE SOUTHERN STATES
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>>39752611
Yes, even if means screwing over puke green :^)
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>>39752543
Attack Green in Mexico and Commie in the Central US if I have enough spill
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>>39752597
Continue killing Theo. He must die for his sins.
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Somebody make a new risk thread.
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>>39752543
I'm done since Green is a faggot and nuked me for no reason whatsoever.
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>>39752575
Remover, ti li si?
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>>39752644
Can you help me puke green is annexing me I'm red
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>>39752709
That's the plan once blue is done :^)
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>>39752691
That's me. I'm leaving. If we start up a new game I might join.
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>>39752685
This
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>>39752644
>>39752655

I'll let you win if you let me nuke Theocuck before I die.
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>>39752734
>>39752685
We could go on in this one thread for 300+ replies. We don't need a new one
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>>39752787
Why would we stop you...
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>>39752816
because you're good-hearted people
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>>39752731
It's about time someone used a nuke and posted clear picture with indication where to launch to.. and now you're leaving, why? The game is called Risk not Monopoly mate.
If I was yellow I would nuke the shit out of everyone in north america.
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>>39752847

Trust me Theo is going to be bombed off the map nr as soon as I see the update.
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>>39752787
But that would be a waste of a nuke. He'lol be dead in due time.
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>>39752847
But I'm a nice guy.
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>>39752847
He nuked me and then left. And his nuke served no purpose. Instead of nuking his enemy who was attacking him (Argentina), he nukes me of all people.
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Mupdate 13

I hate it when people bail without using their nukes. I guess Barbarossa's nuke goes into infinite OPs weapon arsenal.
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>>39753003
Fill western Canada and move east to fill the country
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>>39753003
Annex all of the southern states
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>>39753003
>"hate it when people bail without using their nukes"
>was just nuked by someone who left right after they launched the nuke
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>>39752901
>>39753040
Can I keep Canada
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>>39753051
I'm taking about his 2nd nuke.
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>>39753003

Nuke Theo out of existence, use my entire roll to BTFO what my nukes don't manage to kill.
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>>39752978
Hahaha, well I would've cancelled a nuke fired at me so I guess he just wanted to really use one.
>>39753003
Finish Mexico, attack Commie in the west fist and then central US

>>39753085
sure
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>>39753085
Depends on how long the game lasts :^)
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>>39753100

God damn it, it didn't attach.

Spillover to removing red.
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>>39753113
>3113
Topkek
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>>39753040
If spills take the eastern states
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>>39753133
>>39753100

Black territories are the nuked ones. Between those and my 00 dubs with 35+t and my remaining 6t bonus Theo should be kill.
>>
Night is still young in murica if any of you find a new risk game send a like also I would like to know more about this skyp group thing
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>>39753285
I used to play risk and GoB in /b/ when there still were ids, those kind of groups ruin the game...
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>>39752706
Niko bitan, ali mi se sad ukazala jednistvena prilika u zivotu da napisem negde kaizene preljeva.

Laku noc.
>>
goodbye everyone

i am ded
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>>39753335
>53335
holy fuck this thread, I will be getting shit rolls in the next 10 games a play...
>>
>>39753335
Yeah but random Dorset have trip codes anybody could just waltz in, take a players identity, and ruin the game
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>>39753378
No F for you
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>>39753400
literally, what?
>>
Is there a rulesheet for this or could someone explain to me how this works exactly? Thanks
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Mupdate 14

Roosevelt has been nuked to hell, but Commies are going to join him soon!
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>>39753378
Thank you for your service
Rip in pieces
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>>39753480
Kill Eskimos from my islands
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>>39753480
Move east into unclaimed (eskio is gone) Canada
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>>39753365
Nisam ja druze Kaizen sa Vukajlije ako si to mislio. Ali mnogo je dobro ime pa sam pozajmio :D
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>>39753480
Attack the Commie in Canada then continue in the Central US
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>>39753524
Eskimo is ded
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>>39753592
I know, but I want his land
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>>39753524
You can't go over nuked clay, what do?
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>>39753480

Hehehehehehe, my secret plan of wiping out the US with multicultural gommunism has worked. Roosevelt, Lyle, and the South, all native Americans are kill, and now, Latin America will rule over the gringos.

Mwahahahahahah


Use my roll to exclusively destroy red in Alaska and Canada.
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>>39753646
Annex dark green from the central states
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>>39753614
I'm taking west Canada
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>>39753665
that's the spirit
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>>39753585

Please based Argentina, before I die, continue my legacy and nuke King out of existence. You have enough nukes now to do so.
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holy shit south american forces btfo of everybody

s-sorry for my petty feudalist playing style
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Mupdate 15
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>>39753811
Drive through green to kill Blue
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>>39753811
Kill Commie, spill The King in alaska and Canada
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>>39753811
Take remaining Canada
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Come on Argie nuke someone or I'll do it myself cuz muh OP power !
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>>39753790

Kill red in Alaska and remove him from the last piece of American clay.
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>>39753890
>>39753841

Mwahahahahha fuck you King, you're going down with me.
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>>39753890
I WILL SURVIVE!
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>>39753860
nuke this
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>>39753964
Armageddon...
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>>39753964

AWWWWWWH SHIT
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Mupdate 16

I'll load all 7 nukes you have on SA. Why every single game people deicide to keep their nukes, maybe i should remove nuke feature from my game all together lel.
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>>39754025
Kill The King, spill Allahustan
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>>39754025
WOOOOOOOO I SURVIVED IN TILL THE END
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>>39753964
Good..

And this one nuke that green has left is going on Buenos Aires kek
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>>39754025
Kill King
>>39754053
Guess who forgot to break the alliance?
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>>39754075
Lel
>>
>>39754090
I know I'm just shitposting now, no way I'm gonna fight you till the end...
>>
>>39754090
>>39754053
Fuck All of you
> commit suicide
> I'm killing my self FIRST>>39754025
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>>39754136
Who knew the king was Hitler?>>39754134
Yeah once King is kill the game is done
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>>39754186
I'm glad I was the one who held the game together
>>
Ok, GG guys, I'm out
Nice work OP
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Final Mupdate

Argie and Allahustan alliance are winrars of this game. Thanks for playing!
>>
>>39754313
>>39754280
GG, also, THANK FOR LETTING ME KEEP TEXAS! GOD I TOTALLY LOVE TEXAS! SO MUCH BETTET THAN THE CARRIBEAN
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>>39754699
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