Dats weird

>>38976419
there is clearly a reason you stupid gook

they would die if it wasnt for the water

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>Americans believe they're Irish

ZOMG so cringeworthy!!!!!!

That is a cute otter though :3

>>38976419
Even though you filthy sweatshop workers actually enjoy fish raised in sewage, the civilised world like to eat fish that's clean.

>>38976419
>for no reason
They are killed on the christmas eve and some traditional dishes are made of them.

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>Spanish Army is gay as fuck

>>38976967

How do you wash while the fish are in the bath?

What do you do with the ferret?

>>38976778
why are they so proud about ireland?

i mean... england and ireland looks the same for me.

>>38976419
we do that on christmas
on the 24th we kill it and we make good soup
with pivo
ježích is best christmas man
having presents on the 25th is for faggots and stupid fat americucks

>>38976419
Do you guys wipe your ass while standing or while sitting?

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>Japan exists

>>38976967
But what do you do when you have to shower and how long do you keep these fish in your tub? When I would go fishing with my father as a kid, we would put the fish in this big sink we had for about an hour or so before he butchered them for supper and grilled them. I loved having fresh fish, but I wouldn't like to have that fishy smell in my house for a prolonged period of time.

>>38977150
to avoid white guilt

>>38977150
I see you can't tell the difference between Catholicism and Islam.
Don't worry you'll get there.

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>>38977248

we bath with the fish

>>38977352
God dammit
An inappropriate pic for every occasion

>>38977352
dat legal?

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these things.

a friend of mine even insists on eating with these when were at a local chinese restaurant. he always asks for them, and he is slow as fuck with them.

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>>38977075
>Not having a trained ferret as bathroom butler

>>38976419
Americans mutilate baby penises to make facial cream from them and wear shoes indoors.

>>38977352
no really what do you do

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>>38977352

>>38977352
Fucking savages

>>38977352
For what purpose

[spoiler]Does it give you magical powers?[/spoiler]

Sandniggers don't use toilet paper to wipe their ass, they use their hand. So they are asking for special toilets with faucets in the workplace. They also have to shit in the direction of the mecqa

>>38977534

That fish is getting more action than you ever will

>>38977352
CODS CODS CODS CODS CODS CODS

>>38977352
pls stop, it was supposed to be a secret.

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CUUUUUUUUULLTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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kultura kultura

>>38976857
it's cat
cute cat

>>38977651
Why is the water so shallow? Those fish are on the verge of death, look at the one flop around. Why don't you fill the tub for the fish and let them swim? It'd be cool, like a big aquarium, the kids'll love it.

>>38977651
Why is her face and ears so dirty?

>>38977415
If so, this is the weirdest cp I've ever seen. /b/ worthy

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they dont have Kultura in cambodia?

>>38977796

the fish die

>>38977807

because she licked the fish its also tradition

>>38977807
probably one of the outcomes of not having a functioning bathtub

>>38977348
Filthy shitpost kafir

>>38977796
Poles are heartless bastard. They'd rather gorge oneselves upon poor fish than give a little piece of entertainment to their children.

>>38977075
They were always at my grandma's house and she has 2 bathrooms so she just washes in the other one.

>>38977508
He told you already. It's a tradition for every person from a family to bathe with a karp before it gets killed and served for christmas dinner. That way we are showing our gratitude for its life and honor it.

You should try bathing with your turkeys on thanksgiving. Gives you a whole new perspective.

>>38977907
What exactly do you cook? I hate fried fish.

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>>38977352
>>38977534
>>38977651
>>38977713
>>38977878

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>Americans smell like poop

>>38977188
Standing. I am never sticking my hand near that turd.

>>38977150
Their narrow view of history makes the English seem like bad guys

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sometimes fish share wisdom

>>38977976
>That way we are showing our gratitude for its life and honor it.
Don't you have to show your fucking gratitude to our Lord and Saviour who did not only redeemed your sins but also provided you with this fish?

No seriously, why though?

>>38977508

dunno m8
we stopped having fish in our bathtub in the 90s and my memory hardly reaches those times because I was an elementary school kid

>>38976778
Just an excuse to get blitzed all day. Kind of like the World Cup.

>>38977027
dunno m8, those uniform colors look more like Portugal's flag than anything

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kid hunt fish, part of survival school for when Russian come

>>38976857
>>38977743
Actually, it's a ferret.

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>>38977796
When you starve a Polish fish of oxygen it's brain functioning reduces to a level akin to a polish intellectual, so they can feel in good company

>>38977352
Fucking hell.

ahahahaha

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>>38976419
>keeping a pet groundhog in your house

YOU MUST WATCH THIS TO UNDERSTAND POLAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-vZWWknU-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-vZWWknU-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-vZWWknU-c

>>38978081
>but also provided you with this fish?

Lidl provided me with the fish

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"The tradition came to Poland about a hundred years ago from either Austria or Germany.
Carp, supposedly, bring luck.

You need to keep it in fresh water without any feeding for a couple days before the execution. That help the fish crap out all the mud it normally is plugged with."

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Nazis are huge in Thailand

>>38978216
That's mean

>>38976419
Foreigners insists on not speaking English.

I will never understand this and I really can't see a solution to this problem other than the complete genocide of all non-anglos.

>>38978260
i think i know why this video has 301165 views.

>>38978216
does the same thing work with Koalas in AUS, or nah? all your politicians already look like them anyway so it's a win-win

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"It's a tradition in Poland to serve carp on christmas and is usually bought alive, they keep it in the bathtub for a few days. Then they have to kill it.
But some people give names to their carp and feel sorry for it and let it go."

>>38978351
It's tradition

>>38977075
I once bathed with the fish was kinda funny tho

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I forgot what I was searching for

I guess we are kinda pedophiles in Poland

>>38978040
>says the t*rk

>>38978421
You'd throw a koala in a bath to drown?

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>>38978367
>mfw some clapistani looks at me funny for speaking Urdu to my mum on the phone

>>38978467
If it has a carp, it's not cp. Old polish saying

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POSTING MORE POLAND

Here is a tradition, "Lick the priest"

Very fun, I recommend

well this thread went to shit in a hurry

Could someone please explain to me why they keep the fish in the tub though???

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see how wet for the priest she got?

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>>38976967
>>38977352
>>38977636
>>38977651
>>38977713
>>38977878
how do you keep the carp from dying?

do you make sure to let the chlorine offgas before you put the fish in?

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mfw everytime we have to kill him

>>38978078
>tell me ur secrets, fish

>>38978608
It's called "the Poland Effect"

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Would you lick your priest?

>>38976419
people store milk in jugs, not bags

>>38978650
RUSS
U
S
S

>>38978738
yeah they're female

>>38978650
that bitch is photoshopped as fuck

>>38977487
this tbh
>land of free mutilation

>>38978809
>female priests

What the fuck

This is why you should never talk about Poland

>>38977352
Poles confirmed as fish people?

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Posting more Poland

typical Polish clasroom

>>38978614
please

this thread is too strange

>>38978940
There's a reason we didn't let them have their own country.

>>38978331
>before the execution.

>>38978937
>>38977352

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>>38977481

>>38978937
It was explained already. On christmas you buy it few days earlier so it cleans itself so it doesn't taste like mud.

>>38978830
she isn't tho

>>38977352
This only raises more questions

>>38978937
people usually prefer to buy fresh carp for the christmas eve. they buy it one day before and keep it in a bathtub to keep it alive. then, when the time comes, they kill and cook it in varous ways.

>>38978622
what is going on in this picture

it looks fucked up tbh

>>38978923
i think poland could be worse than the south

>>38979094

Polish culture

>>38977352
this is so erotic
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

Poles are fucking attention whores, setting up proxy atm tbh

>>38979094
the girls lick the priest's knees. typical Polish christmas tradition

>>38979160
>>38979151
h-how fast can i become a polish priest

>>38977480
>>38978870
#protestantmastereace

>>38978923
Are the nuns allowed to beat kids that behave badly?

>>38979222
No. The children have to pray 5 bathtub cods and lick 4 priest shins.

>>38978167
>>38976419
For what are the shampoo bottles?

>>38979218
It's not even a real religion you heathen

>>38979237
Hey, Fritz was funny for once today

>>38977027
>strapping down garrison caps

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I will now procede to posti Polish people

>>38979290

To wash hair, you know, we do that

>>38979290
shampoo usually helps you wash your hair

>>38979323
Nah, you just have a bad taste in humor

>>38979334
No shit! And also helps you wash the fish?

>not using your toy boats and pretending karp is an underwater monster

>>38978854
We pay our Jew doctors to mutilate our dicks thank you very much.

>>38979318
>2015
>still catholic
Kek

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>>38979290
>>38979334

>>38979374
that sounds fun as fuck

HAHAHAH POLISH CULTURE
HAHAHAH POLISH TRADITION

HOW ABOUT GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD BY RUSSIANS?
HOW ABOUT GETTING YOUR FAMILY GASSED BY GERMANS?
HOW ABOUT GETTING YOUR FAMILY IMPRISONED BY POLONISED RUSSIANS?
HOW ABOUT THOUSANDS OF POLISH PEOPLE LEAVING THIS SHITHOLE FOR GOOD?

IS THIS PART OF CULTURE TOO?

STOP FUCKING SHITPOSTING, NOBODY CARE ABOUT THIS FUCKING ABOMINATION, SIDE PRODUCT OF ETHNIC CLENSING AND REPOPULATING WITH MONGOLS. WITHIN 100 YEARS LAST PERSON WILL LEAVE THIS COUNTRY AND TURN THE LIGHTS OUT

>>38976857
>American education

>>38979222
they usulay make tham stand in the corner but i heard that in one school nun tied some kid to the cross as punishment so he could "think about what he did wrong"

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Poles are not human. Poland was created when Russians decided to rape some German villagers. Poles were born as rapebabbies and therefore less intelligent than their "parenst" (Russia and Germany)

Poland had to ally with superior Lithuania to survive when Germans and Russians wanted to attack. Mighty Sweden totally destroyed this pathetic kingdom that relied on horse armies (countless incidents of bestiality confirm Polish connection with The Horse.

After that Powerful Prussia, Victorious Russia and Extraordinary Austria get rid of this cancer on the European continent

However by American good hearted people and other Good Samaritians (not to confuse with Sarmatians) Gave Poles another chance

And guess what happened. Adolf Hitler ate Poland for breakfest and digested properly his meal. Russia ate the remainings because they kind of like it. When Russia defeated Germany, They decided to make Poland their bitch and when Russia collapsed, Poland became Amerian bitch

So basically Polish history is being a bitch. Cocksucking sperm slurping slut..

>>38979443
What the matter? you seem mad.

>>38979464
>Powerful Prussia, Victorious Russia and Extraordinary Austria

What is that? Injustice league?

And that's why I left Poland

>>38979443
This. Stop insulting Poles. It's old and rude. I like Polish medieval culture and I want them to become powerful like Germany one day.

>>38978738
>>38978571
>>38978622
wat

>>38979443
>HOW ABOUT GETTING YOUR FAMILY GASSED BY GERMANS?
If you want to try it out, I'd be free on thursday to come by.

what is the difference between poland and finland.

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>>38979611

its Polish culture

>>38979530
>Internet
>Poland mentioned
>Hordes of PIDF appear out of nowhere
>Threads derail
>Cars dissappear
>People are "enriched" by WWII history
Meme country