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>Really qt Ukrainian girl at Uni >too beta to talk to her

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>Really qt Ukrainian girl at Uni
>too beta to talk to her
>decided to make a gift for her
>printed off a bunch of stats of the Ukraine since the crisis began and put them on a card
>going to give it to her tomorrow
>when I give it to her I am going to hope she sees the funny side and speaks to me more

I'm nervous though. I know EE can be very bitter about their country, so I will need to be careful to be funny.

Pic related, its the card lol. Just waiting for the glue to dry. What do you guys think? I think I have to try. Have you guys ever tried to get a girl with your /int/ knowledge?
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>>38052325
Theres no way this is real op, time stamp pls
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I believe in you OP
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>>38052325
That's a lot of work for a bait thread that won't take off
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>>38052325
Plz post result
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that is very sweet OP I'm sure she will absolutely love it.
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>>38052733
my thoughts exactly
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>>38052325
>That Africa comparison.
You're either autistic or want to burn your changes with her; whichever is the case please continue.
We need more spaghetti tales.
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>>38052325
>printed off a bunch of stats of the Ukraine
Autist/10
This is so bad
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Please add some photo of burned bodies from wolyn and write: you are smoking hot.
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>>38052325
Oh boy...
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Screw you guys, I think trying to get laid through banter is a great idea
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>>38052768
I have heard her talking about international situations before, so I wanted to use her interests in the card.
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If this turns out to be good please include me in the ebin screenshots we'll be sharing later on.
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>>38052325
Good thread.
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>>38052325
holy fuck this thread is gold
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>>38052325
im finally going to be in one of those /int/ humor thread screenshots

finally


making history with this post
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>>38052325
нe взлeтит
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>>38052325

Oh dear
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>>38052325
At least this bait is original
I would have gone with cut vs uncut for 100% maximum replies though
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I'm proud of you OP, take the bantz to a new level.

Love through banter, it's a glorious future
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You guys saying this is bait, do you think it is a bad idea and that is why I must be baiting? Or do you think it would work easily and should not need help? I am nervous, I've never really asked out a girl before.
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May god have mercy on anyone in this thread who actually believes that OP is serious and didn't just make this up for responses.
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>>38052325
You missed valentines day tbh

Good look from your friends in /brit/ (official meme powerhouse of int)
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>>38052325
nice
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>>38053136
This.
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If only this was really going to be given to some girl
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>>38053132
fucking hell mate
just talk to her about something normal you melt
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The post is obviously real but OP is pretending to have autism just to make a 'legendary /int/ post'
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OP you fucking lemon.

You're supposed to fold the paper by how you want to cut it, so that your folds are your new edges. Then you lick the creases, fold it back over, lick the other side, and do it until it's fragile enough to tear off and give you a smoothish edge.

Also you're probably going to be practically crucified for being so aspergers with this. Like, holy shit OP you're boned... not literally.
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why do you think this is a good idea?
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>>38052325
HAHAHAHAHA XXXDDD

HAHAHAHA XDD
IT HAS TO BE A JOKE HAHAHA
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>>38053132
Whatever mate, man up and deliver.
Maybe she is an autistist too, you don't know.
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>>38052325
I dunno which one would be worse.
This story being true, or you making all this shit up just to b8 /int/
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>>38053258
I know it is b8 but I laffed
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>>38052325

Thank you for making me feel better OP.
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>>38053132
If you're serious and not baiting you should try saying Hello to her first and then have a short conversation about something mundane. Those notes are undiluted autism. Don't do it.
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>>38053222
This is now a dubs thread
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>>38053132
You should writenher a poem

Liberators come to the land of sorrow,
Ukrainians drink bydlo tier alcohol,
If God is real Ukraine wont be there tomorrow,
Papa Putin will cleanse the scum called hohol

Just an idea, hope it works!
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Yes its a brilliant idea m8. Girls love that sort of thing.. I say go for it :^)
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>>38052325
really bad bait
several errors in your bait
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>>38052325
Jesus christ, you seriously should consider some shotgun mouthwash.
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>>38052325
Dude det der er fucking mærkeligt
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>>38053338
>Namibia
SMOOTH ROADS
SO SMOOTH
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lel top quality
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There's no way this isn't an elaborate b8. NOBODY is that dense and autistic.
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>>38052325
>>38053338

wait a minute...

>Namibia is now ahead of Ukraine in PPP

Now I feel even better.

[spoiler]Is Namibia white?[/spoiler]
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>>38052325
That probably isn't the best of ideas, but this is probably bait
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>>38053457
you should know you beta german
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>>38052325
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>>38053457
SMOOTH ROADS
NAMIBIA
SMOOTH NAMIBIAN ROADS
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this is great.
>>38053457
Yeah sure
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>>38052325
How about inviting her to some Cafe or whatever the fuck people in Denmark do nowadays and maybe finding some common ground. Then again what do I know, no gf.....
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>>38053531
>>38053416

What?
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>>38052325
Having a laff
Well meme'd, lad
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Ukrainians are really qt
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OK I will see her at probably, 3pm tomorrow. I will come here to tell you what happened. Wish me luck guys. You've helped a lot here.
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do you not own a pair of fucking scissors, denmark?
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>>38053704

Make sure you show up wearing a zulu mask, carrying a spear, and have a shield as well. In addition you should paint your face and prepare to sing the song of your newly adopted people.
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>hurr durr bait
Do some of you even know what that means?
This guy may be autistic, but he just made an elaborate joke, not any kind of trolling attempt.
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>>38053660
SMOOTH NAMIBIAN ROADS
SO
SO
SMOOTH
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>>38052325
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/r9k/-tier thread
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>>38052733
>implying it hasn't
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>>38052325
>being such a piece of human trash that you don't even own a pair of scissors
Holy shit Dane, assert yourself at once!
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>>38053809
>>38053660
Tell us about these smooth roads then
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This is an epic meme

10/10 OP

I seriously chuckled.
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>>38053809

Y...you too.
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>>38052325
Regel #1
Hold autismen din for deg selv, eller opplev ukomfortable sosiale interaksjoner.
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>>38053944
NAMIBIA
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>>38052325
This is bait.

This HAS to be bait...

I want to believe that this is a really clever bait...

My faith in humanity in general depends on this being a fucking bait.
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where did the smooth namibian roads meme shit come from?
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>>38052325
you have potential, but try harder not to be so obvious next time
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First off, use scissors. Second of all, comparing anything to Africa is an insult. Lastly, never, ever, imply let a girl you haven't met know you want to impregnate her.
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Even if this is bait, it's amusing bait.
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Why the fuck do I spend my time with you people.
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>>38052325
>Let's give it the fertility rate to match!

You see, Magnus, that's the point: They're Africa-tier miserable, but unlike Africa, they know how miserable they are, so they don't want to procreate, so their children won't suffer.
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>>38054095
It's not a matter of choice anymore.
You're here forever.
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>>38054019
>>38054019
YESTERDAY

FRENCH ANON

SMOOTH
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>>38053457
look everyone, it's german africa!
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>>38054095
because we're your best friends :3
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>>38054095

Daily reminder.
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i really had a nice laugh at this

thanks OP
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>>38054155

Link

>>38054175

Look everyone its British Potato!
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>Retards ITT who believe this is real
ebin int humor innit
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>>38054294
What do you look like btw?
Are you white?

https://archive.moe/int/thread/37981592/#37982158
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>>38052325

>getting this much attention for so little effort

Well done m8, it's all about the efficiency.
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>>38053457

You have Ordnung m8
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>>38054409

Yes I am white, and thanks.
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I had no idea Ukraine is that shitty.
>Ukraine
>White
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>>38054519
Are you rich

>>38054573
It wasn't extremely bad before the war but now everything has gone to shit I think
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>>38054428
>so little effort

But OP:
- Found information
- Scaled and printed it
- Carefully ripped it
- Placed everything for the photo

I wouldn't do the same.
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>>38054623

I'm fairly well off.

>>38054514

Thank you Netherlands, you have based settlers in South Africa, windmills, and tulips.


On a related note I decided to look up who runs the roads authority in Namibia.

Adress : 1320 Ausspanplatz, Windhoek
Chairman and head of maintenance : Mr. Horst Schommarz


Thanks for the Ordung Germany, everything has been made obvious now.
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People in this thread are stupid, if you are good looking and a bit charismatic anything will do to get talking with the girl. Just really think through how you can use that "gift" to start conversation. Worst you can do is be speechless handing her a piece of cardboard.
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>>38055053
What do you work as m80
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>>38055059
Ahh, hadn't seen the note on bottom left, thought they were just facts about Ukraine, well yeah this is most likely bait, carry on
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>>38052325
Wont work if she is not autistic. Anyway post a result pls.
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>>38055185

I am a trained economist but I work as an accountant running the finances of the family farm and I also manage some of the finances for the municipal government in Walvis Bay.

Thinking of trying to get a job working at one of those shipping companies that brings tons of goods into the port, that might be good for career advancement.
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>>38055384
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but I really need to know. How much of Namibia is wildlife? Do you like in a very urban zone or is spotting animals like elephants and leopards common in your area?
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>>38055514

Namibia is mostly wilderness, its a fairly large country with only 2 million people.

I live in an urban zone.

Outside of the extreme north, you can't spot elephants or leopards very often. They are extremely rare in the North and even rarer in the desert.
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>>38056019
Interesting. Thanks for answering my question!
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>>38055514
>>38056019
>>38056130
sorry had to say this
most quality posts ive seen on /int/ for a year
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>>38056222

Th...thanks

>>38056130

No problem, thanks for not beheading me.
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>>38056222
shut the fuck up stupid bong and brush your teeth
>>38056019
Are you white?
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>>38056222
hahaha what a faggot
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>>38056292
fuck off amerifat get shot you fat cunt
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>>38056285
>thanks for not beheading me
Who said I wasn't going to behead you?
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>>38052856
Why didn't you use scissors to cut the papers? Looks kind of like a little kid made it.
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>>38056317
is this you
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>>38052325
That's some next level autism m9
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>>38056292

Yes.

>>38056357

Well at least you use chainsaws and not just knives like ISIS.
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>>38056413
ha ha what a ugly
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>>38056413
is this you
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>>38052325
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>>38056461
>>38056357
I had literally never heard of Mexican beheading before I discovered /int/
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>>38056325
I hope you get knifed by a dirty shitskin, stupid bong
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>>38053136
>I hate fun
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>>38056478
haha sorry wrong image mate
this must be you
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>>38056498
That's because they're uncommon as hell and only like three cartels do it. I don't think I've heard of a beheading since the violence started to taper off in 2012.
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>>38054709

>not willing to spend few minutes to humour your /int/ friends
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>>38052325
Easily the best thread of the year
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>>38056398
Must be a metaphor for how Ukraine's being torn to shreds
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>>38052325
How autistic are you?

Normies dont understand /int/ banter. You are saying to her that the place where she lives is a shithole.
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>>38052325
Posting in epic thread

I think /int/ knowledge really works on smart uni qts
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>>38053704
>using the 12-hour Jew
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>>38056770
>You are saying to her that the place where she lives is a shithole.

He's just pointing out that he's knowledgeable about her country and is interested in getting to know her and her culture a bit better.
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>>38058465
If OP actually posts tomorrow with successful results and this wasn't supreme b8 I'll shit my pants.
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>h-hi, I overheard you were from Ukraine, so I-I made you a card that compares Ukraine to central African states
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