>Really qt Ukrainian girl at Uni
>too beta to talk to her
>decided to make a gift for her
>printed off a bunch of stats of the Ukraine since the crisis began and put them on a card
>going to give it to her tomorrow
>when I give it to her I am going to hope she sees the funny side and speaks to me more
I'm nervous though. I know EE can be very bitter about their country, so I will need to be careful to be funny.
Pic related, its the card lol. Just waiting for the glue to dry. What do you guys think? I think I have to try. Have you guys ever tried to get a girl with your /int/ knowledge?
I'm proud of you OP, take the bantz to a new level.
Love through banter, it's a glorious future
You guys saying this is bait, do you think it is a bad idea and that is why I must be baiting? Or do you think it would work easily and should not need help? I am nervous, I've never really asked out a girl before.
OP you fucking lemon.
You're supposed to fold the paper by how you want to cut it, so that your folds are your new edges. Then you lick the creases, fold it back over, lick the other side, and do it until it's fragile enough to tear off and give you a smoothish edge.
Also you're probably going to be practically crucified for being so aspergers with this. Like, holy shit OP you're boned... not literally.
If you're serious and not baiting you should try saying Hello to her first and then have a short conversation about something mundane. Those notes are undiluted autism. Don't do it.
You should writenher a poem
Liberators come to the land of sorrow,
Ukrainians drink bydlo tier alcohol,
If God is real Ukraine wont be there tomorrow,
Papa Putin will cleanse the scum called hohol
Just an idea, hope it works!
How about inviting her to some Cafe or whatever the fuck people in Denmark do nowadays and maybe finding some common ground. Then again what do I know, no gf.....
Make sure you show up wearing a zulu mask, carrying a spear, and have a shield as well. In addition you should paint your face and prepare to sing the song of your newly adopted people.
>being such a piece of human trash that you don't even own a pair of scissors
Holy shit Dane, assert yourself at once!
Why the fuck do I spend my time with you people.
>Let's give it the fertility rate to match!
You see, Magnus, that's the point: They're Africa-tier miserable, but unlike Africa, they know how miserable they are, so they don't want to procreate, so their children won't suffer.
It's not a matter of choice anymore.
You're here forever.
>so little effort
- Found information
- Scaled and printed it
- Carefully ripped it
- Placed everything for the photo
I wouldn't do the same.
I'm fairly well off.
Thank you Netherlands, you have based settlers in South Africa, windmills, and tulips.
On a related note I decided to look up who runs the roads authority in Namibia.
Adress : 1320 Ausspanplatz, Windhoek
Chairman and head of maintenance : Mr. Horst Schommarz
Thanks for the Ordung Germany, everything has been made obvious now.
People in this thread are stupid, if you are good looking and a bit charismatic anything will do to get talking with the girl. Just really think through how you can use that "gift" to start conversation. Worst you can do is be speechless handing her a piece of cardboard.
Wont work if she is not autistic. Anyway post a result pls.
I am a trained economist but I work as an accountant running the finances of the family farm and I also manage some of the finances for the municipal government in Walvis Bay.
Thinking of trying to get a job working at one of those shipping companies that brings tons of goods into the port, that might be good for career advancement.
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but I really need to know. How much of Namibia is wildlife? Do you like in a very urban zone or is spotting animals like elephants and leopards common in your area?
Namibia is mostly wilderness, its a fairly large country with only 2 million people.
I live in an urban zone.
Outside of the extreme north, you can't spot elephants or leopards very often. They are extremely rare in the North and even rarer in the desert.
haha sorry wrong image mate
this must be you
>not willing to spend few minutes to humour your /int/ friends
>You are saying to her that the place where she lives is a shithole.
He's just pointing out that he's knowledgeable about her country and is interested in getting to know her and her culture a bit better.