Have you ever seen a dead body? On the internet doesn't

>>33788215
Several times in funerals.

Yes, at a nursing home I volunteered at, a hospital I volunteered at, and funerals.

Yea, I used to work in a hospital.

Say, when they behead someone, does the blood really squirt out in a fountain like in the movies?

>>33788309
like 1 in 10 times

>>33788215
two funerals

funerals allahoma arham mawtana

Not counting the ones at the hospital. I saw a young girl die after some drugged out idiot ran over a bunch of pedestrians back in 2001.

Why people get beheaded there?

>>33788425
What sort of crimes do most of these people commit m8?

>>33788215
In accidents.

>>33788589
murder, faggotry, drugs, witchcraft

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yes

i was walking home one evening when i saw a dead body on street

it was a young woman who had jumped off the roof of a tall building

there were a lot of people around and the police covered the body

Yeah, back in [mandatory] military service.

Never

>>33788647
Is killing yourself some ebin IRL meme in Funland?

Yeah, my grandmother's funeral

More or less everyday. It's part of my work at the hospital to transport dead bodies to the mourge

>>33788215
my father, and a friend who was killed in a car accident. His face looked horrible.

>>33788638
What side do you cheer for?

>>33788707
they don't get that much sunlight, it's like alaska but filled with mongols

Yup, i don't count funerals

In fact i've seen more dead bodies in my life than in funerals

No, never

I like to think I'd have the self-control to not fiddle with a dead body if I saw one, but I've got to wonder.

Yes
On medschool. I did a few dissections.

>>33788215
Yes. 2 times. Was going to school in both. Both male that got REKT. Police around them. Don't remember if the body was covered. The second was in the front of school.

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>>33788738
fuck off marco u terrorist

>>33788741
I don't give a shit how they end up there, I just enjoy seeing them die. If they're faggots I am pleased though.

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Saw my father, withered away almost completely white in a hospice bed after lung cancer took his life.

It was weird but I also half expected him to just go "boo" and scare the shit out of me

yes
I used to work at a cemetery and morgue

>>33788638
>witchcraft

Seriously?

>>33788824
did you fuck with the corpse at all?

>>33788787
> shit i thought that REKT means dead
substitute REKT with hacked

>>33788835
alah agbar :DD

>>33788835
Saudi's don't tolerate wizards.

>>33788215

I've seen a few. most were pretty rotten already

>>33788807
>so edgy his flag has to have a sword on it

>>33788215
so f-ing jelly

>>33788215
I saw a guy OD once. It was weird.

>>33788844
Nah, didn't seem like the most appropriate thing to do

Never on the streets
Only when i visited the necropsy place with the school

>>33788835
they don't like no neets over there in arabababia

Sure. My relative died. We weren't that close of a family, still I cried like a girl and hugged his blueish cold body.
Also I've seen drowned body on a beach when I was a child. I didn't care that much, besides police arrived soon and forced me out.
And finally morgue.

>>33788883
>rotten already
What. Are you a paramedic?

Yes, i saw a guy jump to his death inside a multi story shopping center, i looked over the ledge and there was blood everywhere, on the news and everything, it was years and years ago when i was little too, he was being chased by police

Once, when I was a kid, I saw an accident on the highway. One old guy, pedestrian, was teared in two pieces by the car. I think he was pretty drunk at his last moments.

>>33789012
judging by all the liveleak videos I see of Russian car accidents I'm surprised you guys don't see dead bodies all the time.

My grandmother's dead body.
That's pretty much it

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>>33788807
You're so edgy man

>>33788215
Where do they conduct the public executions ? do they it in every city or only major ones ? Does the executed get any last words to say ?

>>33788807
these niggers have a sword on their flag. not a symbol of prosperity, peace or progress, but a sword. Burgers pls remove and pulverize kebab.

one open casket and one dead body i saw cops and firemen drag out of a river, right below the bridge i was crossing on my way to work.

>>33789200
no way man, they are one of our biggest allies in the middle east, they pump cheap oil for us.

>>33789044

It happens frequiently in the countryside, where is no street lights, no crosswalks on the roads and permanent drunk locals. I live in Moscow, so I don't see such things every day, kek.

Found one hung against a tree when I was out cycling in the woods. Called an ambulance even though he had obviously been dead for a day or so

When I was 12 I was sitting in the car with my mom, my 5 year old cousin and my 8 year old sister and we were waiting for my cousins dad to come pick him up at the harbor (he was out fishing) and the corpse of a man in his 50's came floating in the harbor. My mom called emergency number and then moved the car so my cousin wouldn't see. that's the only time i guess

p.s the man had killed himself by drowning

>>33788215
I saw a guy sliced in two by the tram when I was 8 or nine. He was still alive, making *glargh blurgh bleh* noises and crawling away from the tram. His intestines were trailing his path and one moment he became silent. There was a relief in his eyes when he passed out. I probably will never forget that thick smell of blood, shit and something bitter.
The 3 years later I saw a woman slipped on the sidewalk right under the bus. Her head busted like a watermelon and after that her body shaked for a couple of seconds.
Then one day when I was going to school and got out outside the guy jumped from the roof and hit the ground in 5 meters from me. The cracking sound was intense.
Other day I found a dead junky on a staircase of my home. He was died with a smile. I took his phone and wallet.
One of my friends overdosed with a speed, got all paranoid and also jumped out of window.
That's pretty much all.

>>33789548
>I took his phone and wallet.

This is why Russia will never succeed

Everyday but weekends or when I get free days.
Mostly old people , stabbed cholos, diabetes and kidney/liver failures.

> Med intern

sneaked in autopsy room few times. so yes

>>33789548
Oh, forgot one more. We were riding on the car with my friend in the night when some retards tried to overtake the car in front on them on the right lane. There was a truck with concrete thingies parked there and they got right under it. Instant minus five. Later in the news I heard that they were from 16 to 18 years old.
>>33789603
Explain yourself. He won't need it where he is going.

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>>33789653
i-is that you?

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>>33788215
Only when my grandfather died from Alzheimer's in his sleep. I was young, so i couldn't understand the concept that he was dead and talked to him like he could still hear me.

>>33789773
No, I am south based, but I support this guy.

Pass through a motorbike accident early enough that I could see the uncovered dead body. Nothing special, not dismembered or anything.

When my grandfather died I really did not want to go near the body in the funeral, why the fuck would I.

>>33789918
it's probably bs though

still damn cold anyway

Guy was ran over by a delivery truck (head was crushed like a pumpkin) a few blocks from where I live. I had the chance to go a different way but I said to myself I better see this kind of thing so I don't panic in the future.

Never, my eyes are pure

>>33788215
i've seen tons of dead bodies, at funerals, at train accidents, a guy that suffered a heart attack in the middle of a train station. They're not really that special

>>33788248
This.

>>33788807
>If they're faggots I am pleased though
I like you.

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>>33788835

Yeah fuck wizards and warlocks

I saw my grandpa at his funeral. I was the only one that decided to see him, the other people prefer to keep it closed. It is really a shocking image, sort of like a scary movie.

>>33789064
>calls someone edgy
>posts pic to mock his religion
*bip bedora*

>>33789548
>stealing from the dead
Ruskies never disappoint me

>>33789548
>I took his phone and wallet
really nigga?
Show some respect for the dead

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I was once walking through the countryside where I used to live and found a car that someone had gassed themselves in. I thought he might still be alive so I tried smashing open the windows but was too much of a manlet to do so, then I phoned the police.

>>33790811
>>33790880
I just borrowed it and he never asked it back. :^)
And what respect I should show to a dead heroin junky? I should shake his hand and say to him "Thank you for your service, sir! God bless you!"?

>>33790921
where was this?

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>>33788638

>>33788215
Yes.
Anathomy class.

>>33789200
Theyre still useful, but they will run out of oil eventually. I can't wait.

>>33788824
>danish
>dad died of lung cancer
Why does this not surprise at all?

>>33788215
Apart from a job at a hospital, I saw a couple:
1 was a girl in my 5th grade class who had brain cancer and died. I went to her funeral which was open casket.
1 was a man who died in a car crash and flew out of his car onto the side of the street where I was walking, he landed on his head and I heard the crack. He was dead instantly.
Anouther was a friend of mine who overdosed on heroine and fell out of his dorm window. He was in a coma for 4 days before he died.
Oh, and an older guy about 95 who lived next to me for years had a stroke and died in front if his house before the ambulance came. I saw his body being taken by a stretcher to the morgue.

Feels good living in a first world country where I'll probably never see one my whole life unless i'm working in a few specific industries or attending funerals.

>>33788215
Yes. One day I saw a biker with his head severed by a kite string. Fucking kids and their sharp strings.

>>33791355
Same. :^)

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>>33791586
That probably was just a Finnish tourist.

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>>33791656
True that. :^)

>>33788215
Yes, too many. Some were a couple days old, the smell was horrible.

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Actually, a guy died in my arms few years ago. I was driving behind him when he moved on the opposite lane for some reason and flew out of the windshield after smashing into an oncoming car.
We were pretty much in the middle of nowhere, so it took quite a while before the ambulance came. It was winter and I still remember the image of his mingled body twitching on the snow about a dozen meters off the highway.
I couldn't sleep for weeks.

>>33788215
yeah, i saw three corpses once. apparently they got shot

Yes, two peoplw got shot in front of my house.

>>33788215
Do you guys really round up blacks when you see too many of them about?

>>33792028
>niggers
>people

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Yes I have seen my dead grandma

Sometimes if your relative that is dead is close to you, it is customary to kiss them. I kissed her on the forhead. It was cold. Very cold

>>33788215
Do people lose their shit when they're about to be beheaded? I think I would.

>>33792173
Do you guys still hire women to cry at funerals?

>>33792173
>>33792173
Same here. I was about 5 years old.
I didn't want to do it, but my sister did so I felt obliged to do so too. Orthodox traditions are weird, mang.

Yeah my dad was in front of me when they pulled the plug. Also saw the immediate aftermath of a fatal car crash, man lying in the middle of the road, later found out he died pretty much instantly so was dead as fuck when I saw him.

>>33788215
>tfw going to SA sometime soon
i hope they dont run of out of criminals :DD

>>33788895
You'll get your chance once the Turks liberate you again muhammed.

>>33788215
My mother at her open casket funeral ;_;

>>33788215
I actually saw a man dying in front of me because of internal bleedings in his head. The last thing he heared was my voice. Feels a bit creepy.

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>>33788215
One time i was riding my bike down the street by a forest and there was a skinny white lady laying half in the forest half out the forest but i didnt think much of it because crackheaded homeless people always sleep in that area.
Then when i got home i turned on the local news and they said a body of a raped woman had just been found on the street i was just riding my bike on.
A man raped her killed her and dumped her on the side of the road.
>Mfw

>>33788215

Funerals and a dissection.

>>33788295
>he did it for free

Went to egypt and a policeman shot someone on the road after a loud argument. No one even seemed to care.

>>33792515
Well, I was 16 at the time. They probably wouldn't have hired me.

Nope, never. I've never been to funeral either.

>>33792241
I dont think people do that anymore

Only if it's some famous people I guess there would be there would be some mirologistres (mourners) but other than that funerals are pretty casual
>>33792250
I was 16. I can still feel the kind of bitter taste of her skin.

I thought that it was normal that I've never seen a dead body in my life, now I am starting to feel weird.

>>33793009
It's normal if you are like 14, otherwise most people have had old relatives die by the time they are around 18-20 and they see the bodies at the funeral.

>>33793009
Haven't seen a dead body yet, not even at a funeral. Everyone is still kicking and breathing in my family.

My dad shot a man who tried raping my mom when I was 14

It was pretty neat, given I'm big into anatomy and I'm going to med school.

Also EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33788215
Yes you faggot, everyone who had a relative die has.

Nope, but I want to see some dead bodies though. #firstworldproblems

>>33788215
I saw a dead body lying right at a bus stop. Probably died from a gunshot, but nobody really cared.

I havent but this girl i have a crush on has.

I...i just died in her arms tonigt.
(It must've been something she said)

I saw a dead girl suicided at rape clinic, stick my finger in her pussy still warm before I called the police. Nice

Yep, bashed a black dude in the head with a bat in my home.

Technically he wasn't dead, but he died in the hospital

Didn't even go to court

>>33793539
>not fucking her before calling

>>33793642
Ill take blatant falsehoods for twelve hundred, Alex

>>33788707

Last year someone in the upper floors of my building jumped while I was sitting at home browsing the internet. Literally fell past my window, must have died instantly as it looked like he had landed on his head with nasty shit all over the place.

Someone on the street called the police so I just kept browsing.

It's the worst in rural areas though. So far two of my high school classmates have killed themselves, one by gun and another by driving his car against a truck (dick move). It's a running joke for us to hire a guy to work on the farm (not profitable, mostly continue it to keep the view, so pay sucks) and have him kill himself within a year, has happened three times now.

>>33788215
funerals and the avenue I live in has confusing signs so we get alot of crashes here. seen 3 dead people in 5 years so far

I watched my best friend die in a hospital

>>33793106
I am almost 19 and only member of my close family who has already died is my grand-grandmother, who died when I was about five so I didn't get to see the body, I only saw the coffin on the funeral.

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>this entire thread

aside from a few funerals no

my brother left his house one morning a few years back to find some guy impaled on the spiked railings across the street. iirc he was some drunk/junkie who was pushed out of a third story apartment for whatever reason

>>33794111
epic