Japanese thread / ???????

>>30013455
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>>30013455
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miku is my waifu dont touch

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>>30013455
Tell me about the Miku, why does she wear the green onion?

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too early desu

>>30013455
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Good job

>>30013910
>?????
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>>30013884
That's my shaft. She likes grab it for a whole day.

>>30013884
To be exact, The detail of the source is unknown.
But This movie may be one of the origin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9uV5Kpkdj8

>>30013619
what !?
I'm scared.

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>>30013455
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>>30014033
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>>30013619
>>30014146
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>>30012928
The standard of BAN on /int/ is unclear.
Congratulations on cancellation of your being banned.
>>30012983
I think so
>>30013416

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>>30013884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wo0de1bVqA
Origin : "Orihime Inoue" by BLEACH.

Do you believe in the ghost?

>>30014033
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>>30015082
You're the DEVIL!!!!

Keel it Keel it with fire!

Also this Vocaloid Music I actually like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNZ6V0RCfFE

>>30015201
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>>30013884
?Nico Nico Douga, a Japanese website similar to YouTube, played a fundamental role in the recognition and popularity of the software. ??? According to Crypton, a popular video with "Hachune Miku", a super-deformed Miku, holding a Welsh onion (similar to the Loituma Girl) and singing "Ievan Polkka" (which led to Miku also being commonly associated with leeks/spring onions), presented the varied potential of applying the software in multimedia content creation"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsune_Miku

"??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????VOCALOID2 ??????Ievan Polkka???????????????????????????????????[54]??VOCALOID2 ??????Ievan Polkka?????????????????????????????????MAD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????BLEACH????????????????????????????????(??????????????)??????????? Otomania ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???MAD??????????????????????"
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/????#.E5.88.9D.E9.9F.B3.E3.83.9F.E3.82.AF.E3.81.A8.E3.83.8D.E3.82.AE

Do you need translation of above?
The origin of "Hatsune Miku and Welsh onion" is this vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmaAJbKyw-Y
Do you understand?

blah blah blah

>>30015526
Yes, I'm DEVIL.
Born in fire.
Thank you Kuriko-chan.

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>>30015201
>>30015633
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16???????~(??)

EveryAno. Let's hear the tune for the moon of this evening.
Akatsuki English Sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNZ5MfQuG24

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>>30015166
No, but I know my grandma believes in house elves/spirits (??????) so when I bought a new apartment I made a little ritual of pleasing domovoi and showing that I'm the master of the house.

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>>30016169
And EveryAno
listen to the Best tune of Moon
King Crimson - Moonchild
]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o3QQ1M2jtg

>>30016288
spooky
would he crawl into your bed at night if you don't please him before?

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>>30016678
No, it's said that he'd act like he's the master, walk around at night, move things, like it's his place.

>>30016169
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Actually I don't know so much about them, but I thought this songs is good. And I didn't know she can sing well.

I also recommend ???? by Dreams Come True
Especially from 1:45~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ-1h-9H6N0
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>>30016481
So good.
It's good for the moon night today.

Is this the korean hate thread?

My town is full of subhuman korean scum. Whenever I go to the Library they're always talking super loud in the gookspeak, and sometimes they even eat their disgusting kimchi smelling up the entire place. When they're not talking super loud, or eating disgusting shit they're playing league of legends on the computers.

There's these shitty korean outlet stores everywhere, Why the fuck do koreans have fake "natural medicine" stores everywhere?

Whenever they come to the store I work at, they come in a giant fucking van with like 20 bitches all at once. They all have the same fucking plastic surgery face, and buy 8000 worth of cosmetics.

They cheat constantly in school. Blatant plagiarism everywhere.

Please come to Australia and open Japanese restaurants.
There is not enough competition.
Onegaishimasu

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>>30015672
That's a big reply

>>30017392
>Whenever I go to the Library they're always talking super loud in the gookspeak

Yea, I know what you want to say. That is not just their national character but a policy of Korean government like these:

Must eat whatever. Should sleep anywhere. Should live in anywhere....

Just disgusting. The best way is that the U.S. government stops their immigration.

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>>30016288
>>30016678
>>30016859
>pic
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Heart disease, do not look.

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>>30001736
>Sorry we don'd hab no burgur : ----- DDD

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>:(

>>30017610
>>30017610
????????????????????twitter?????????????
https://twitter.com/_xantoz_/status/450279433682034689

>>30017610
>?????

It is my dream for Australia and Japan to become one nation under the Emperor.
Together we can contain China.

We must promote cultural exchange.

>>30017610
Hehehe, I'm sure you'll lose some of your Japanese friends.

>>30018084
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>>30018288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEsro5znpxg
To go to your country, I'm watching this to prepare.

>>30018458
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https://twitter.com/_xantoz_/status/477309906219839488

>>30017392
Where do you live?
Unfortunately, Glendale?

>>30017812
What's that female face? Could you explain?

>>30018766
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>>30018553
Are you bosozoku?

>>30018980
This photo reminds me when I was 13.

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>>30018766
>>30018084
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>>30019258
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>30019130
Are you now yakuza?

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>>30019360
Copy and paste is the only thing you can do.

>>30019414
Not exactly. I'm looking for a new way to smuggle my stuff in your country. That is the reason why I was watching that video.

>>30018943
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https://twitter.com/titans_animeken/status/509301097928749057
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>>30019258
?-?twitter?????????????????????????????????????????

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>>30019360
Are you the marine who took a photograph in front of the A-Bomb Dome?
>>30019414
Yeah Im YAKUZA

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>>30015166
No look behind you. Never.

>>30019860
>??????????????????marine????

roru

>>30019641
>my stuff
go on

>>30019860
post tattoos

Hey guys.

I was just wondering if anyone would be as kind as to translate this for me?

I tried to google translate it, but it didn't go so well.

https://soundcloud.com/shake_of_nekoze/i-need-feel

>>30020367
sorta sugar, you know?

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>>30014114
>>30015082
>>30015672
Thanks I started listening to a lot of Vocaloid and ended up ordering a midi controller in the process.

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>>30020367
pic

>>30020899
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>>30020899
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>>30022166
What's the last kanji?

>>30019860
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>>30022323
? means "made"
"Made in Japan"

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>>30022166
contributing

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>>30022508
wwww

>>30022508
>????????????????

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^____^

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>>30022599
what does this mean?

>>30022397
>???
?????w

>>30022730
stupid American in Chinese

fucked up sorry
this:>>30022599 for this post >>30022599

>>30022761
heh

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means "Natural Beauty"
Great !
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? ? ?

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>>30022678
works the other way around as well

>>30022906
disgusting, fucking degenerates

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>>30023320
at least he gets laid

>>30023433
? ? ? Wooooooooooowoo

>>30023269
What was the maker thinking!?

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>>30023269
wwwww

>>30023548
Either:
- These symbols I found on the net look pretty I'll use them
-that one looks like the tattoo my gf got (?), gotta be something cute
- Stupid Idiots can't read it anyway kek

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>>30023433
? ??

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>>30023646
I got it.

>? ? ?

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>>30023998
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Which brands are currently seen as cool in Japan?

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>>30022330
????Narcissistic personality disorder????????????????????

??.???.??.

>>30028412
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>>30028525
2 -1 because no l

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>>30028742
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I MASTURBATE TO JAPAN LADIES

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>>30028900
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>>30029060
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>>30029006
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>>30029243
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>>30029243
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>>30028963
I want to do this to japan ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99wty9S3X38

suicidal boys pls go

>>30029436
SAD BOYZ 2014

>>30029495
young lean was actually in Vilnius some time ago

>>30029572
I know
Wonder how did it all go.

>>30029415
This is like plane instructions and that music omgggg

>>30029598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY9Pm2BaGg8

>>30029436
But this is culture exchange taken to extreme. And /int/ is all about culture exchange.

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>>30020500
Sorry, I translated lyrics so lamely and poorly. lol

I'm playing the guitar so lamely
Not able to spiel difficult phrase easily.
'Cause other voices whistling
I cannot sing what I wanna be saying

I was crazy about that star
Noticed what I wanted to do.
Learning by such a poor imitation of him
Let's sing together, here we go.

"I Need Feel". As for the feeling I felt.
Nobody should disturb me.
Nobody can disturb me.
>>30021754
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>>30022330
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>>30023646
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>>30028303
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>>30029306
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>>30029495
Would I tell you how to sex?

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>>30030106
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>>30029752
vocaroo some african for us :D i.e. this one: >>30028900

>>30030260
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>>30029752
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>>30031733
>??
Should read:
>???
Not sure if I've spelled anything else, sorry...

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which one is better?

>tfw no yandere gf
(´????)

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>>30032068
>I know that feel

>>30031733
>?????????????????
in English pls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FEZPkX0sv8

>>30032068
how about practicing conversation with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db1rZnI9j0s

>>30033049
>dem yandere audio CDs
My moonspeak skill is pretty shit, but they still make my dick go dokidoki.

>>30033049
>>30033235
Actually listening now, I'm surprised how well I'm understanding it.

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Japan will you help us take over the World?

>>30033326
Yeah, girly voices are a lot easier to understand. Plus you're thinking with your dick as well as your brain now so you're twice as smart!

>>30033235
>dokidoki
that's far from shit

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>>30033348
Does next Tuesday work for you?

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>>30033526
Let's say 5 years.
We have to build up the Wehrmacht first and kick the muslims out.

>>30033348
US is my share

>>30033609
It's a date!

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>>30033656
>>30033710
I say this map is good.

>>30033656
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>>30033923
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>>30033816
Sounds fair

>>30033923
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>>30034034
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>>30034455
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>>30034605
>>30034034
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>>30035943
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>>30036748
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>>30037445
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>>30036700
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good morning
I just now got up too.

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>>30037549
??!?????????? ??

>>30037604
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>>30037549
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>>30037870
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>>30037934
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>>30032542
"Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly".
He is a guy from South London, has an interesting indie/acoustic/electronic thing going on, and he sings in his local accent.

I'm from Scotland and you don't find that kinda music up here.

>>30037999
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>>30037870
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>>30038348
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>>30038330
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>>30038283
Scotland
Yes

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>>30039566
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>>30039721
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the rich believes that he is deserved to his success because he thinks it is simply from his endeavor and talent, superiority.
Naturally it implies poor people are lazy and inferior.
This is rich people's way of thinking and there's no exception

>>30039796
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>>30040390
u r gommunist :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>>30040888
I am. I praise your excellent insight.

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>>30040993
What really?
I think I've never saw one before

>>30041054
I always vote to Japan Communist Party

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>>30041192
I see you're pretty hard boiled.
Not all rich people are thinking theay are something better.
But there is also an amount of poor people are lazy.

>>30041287
being lazy is alright, cuz the more you become active, the more you consume resources and destroy earth environment.

The thing is,that wealth makes people arrogant. Alright I can admit very tiny negligible amount of exception may exist, but on the whole it is true.

>>30039566
Left-wing party no shuchou to shite wa mujun teki na hatsugen da na

Hollande wa okanemochi ni 70% no zeikin mo harawaseru to mo ittashi

>>30013455
Have any of you ever seen X-Files?
It is a great show for some UFO and paranormal stories.

>>30041540
>okanemochi ni 70% no zeikin mo harawaseru

that's good. I think French people should allow him to insult poor people as long as put heavy tax on rich people.

>>30041790
It's mid-90s famous drama series.
I watched its first season when I was 10yo or something
so I can vaguely recall some of the episodes

>>30022508
I wonder what is the coolest Japanese tattoo.

>don’t need language to understand each other
????
>gaijin
??? or ???
>came from Europe
??(it sounds like "all right")
>>30022166
>Japanese soul
???
http://globe.asahi.com/breakthrough/110904/01_01.html
http://globe.asahi.com/breakthrough/110904/01_02.html
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mulamula sitekita

Can someone explain this "Youkai Watch" thing to me? I saw a trailer and it looks like a lot of fun, but I get the feeling I'll never get to play it in America.

>>30044978
sounded basically like pokemon to me from what I read.
But instead of trapping them in pokeballs they give a medal or something when you defeat them and it allows you to summon them in later battles

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>>30043022
>I wonder what is the coolest Japanese tattoo.
easy:
????????

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>>30046426
I'm going to save that image, thanks you, arigatou gozaimasu.

Which is the correct way to say "cold blade"?
???? or ???

>>30045191
ken-sama will never die:
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>>30046820
>????
correct
>??
I might see it only in the game or something.

>>30046820
both words sound correct to me.
but I'd pick ???? because ???? just refers to "cold blade" and is read as "tumetai yaiba".
However, I'd say ?? is read as "reijin" and aften used as a proper noun or a name in the game or something as >>30047503 said.

>>30048187
>>aften
sorry, I misspelt "often"

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wow the jap thread had become so slow, seems like nobody is interested in japan anymore.

>>30048623
australia is the new japan now

>>30048623
Japanese are busy at work. Abe demands a strong economy.

??

tfw no jav gf

://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4fqXNorA5Q

I don't want to work.
Absolutely.

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>>30051458
Good!

Is working a sin?
Is being NEET a sin?

>>30051084
>posting cut JAV

>>30051605
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>>30051605
Working is the vital aspect of human progress and civilization.
I just heard that from someone else.
All the cool things Japanese people created wouldn't exist if they were too lazy to create them. This ranges from high tech devices and nice streets down to fanmade artworks and contents on Niconico.

>>30051714
Get a job = housewife cheats on you
Don't have a job = never have a wife in the first place

>>30048623
it can't be helped because today is 1:00 pm on a weekday.
I guess this thread would come alive at night again.

Is being a magical girl considered to have a job?

>>30048623
Japan is at 12:57

My waifu is such a shy girl that she doesn't appear from the display.

If Japan is truly an upstanding first world country then how come they allow degenerate porn like women fucking dogs or other animal cruelty, putting bugs in their vaginas, or drawn CP to be produced and sold?
>inb4 hurr durr chink gook

>>30041192
Power is too concentrated in government and public offices on communism.
I never think such a politic system can make good world.

>>30040390
I agree

>>30052077
We Japanese are not decent people unlike superior muslims who ban porno stuff.

>>30052077


lmao, then what is your opinion of germany's porn?

expend your horizons chang, there's wilder things than javs out there

>>30052168
Japanese porn is more fucked up than anything I've seen out of Germany
>epic chink meme
Nope, my skin is white, unlike yours.

>>30052165
>one extreme over another
There can be an acceptable middle ground like North America, if anyone tried to sell a video of a woman fucking a dog or junior idol pedo bullshit they would be thrown in prison, not even to mention making that degenerate trash.

>like women fucking dogs
Where is this?

>>30052239
https://archive.moe/int/thread/29923272/#29926262
Browse /t/ sometime, they used to always put torrents for AVs of women putting snakes in their cunt or eating cockroaches and other degenerate shit

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>>30052300
Eels and bugs is standard, but I haven't seen Jap women with dogs.
It's not particularly my thing, just didn't think it was a particularly Japanese thing to have women and dogs.
One video doesn't seem to show otherwise.
Why don't Canadians stop making videos of young whites guys fucking corpses?

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Japanese are naturally right-brain oriented and their work ethnic culture that promotes left-brain functionality causes them to be able to use both sides of their brain better.
That's why so many cool things come from Japan because the Japs don't hesitate to bring any cool idea into creation. While we might find that admirable, it's just normal for them.

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Middle finger in Japanese culture.

>>30051810
Even shitposting is working as it might inspire an artist to create a great work :3

>>30052474
Just because /you/ haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not out there. I've been on 4chan for 10 years and it used to get posted all the time back in the day on /b/.

>>30052628
I'm not sure if you're willfully ignorant or just retarded.
You compare two open industries (Genki and loli) with something that is rare amateur.

>>30052737
Except it's not. So this is what a defensive weeaboo looks like, desperately trying to cover Japan's ass and excuse fucking dogs and selling it publicly, or junior idol videos. The retard is you, try telling anyone in Australia about your views and watch how fast you are shunned.

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Editorial in today's FAZ is Japan related for Germans if interested.

>>30052737
>>30052888
Uh oh... Here comes the drama.

>>30052923
Summarize it, please.
I do not speak German, sorry.

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>>30013455
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Answers and simple conversation wanted.
Corrections welcome.
Banter at my shit-tier Japanese accepted.
Bully pls no, I already know I am poop.

>>30053222
Tokyo wants to become more important in the world, so japanese have to change their country.

>>30053294
Thanks. Japanese thinks so, but we walk on our way always, regardless of right or wrong.

>>30053241
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>>30053241
>Animerica
That's some nostalgia right there
If you're interested in Gainax and Anno try to find an ebook of "Notenki Memoirs"

>>30053241
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>>30053294
Are you a guy who forget buying gf's birthday present?

>>30053474
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>>30053525
>Notenki Memoirs
Saved, thanks friend.
>>30053537
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>>30053241
tfw

>>30053873
I guess Anno knew he was going to destroy the series with 3.0 even then.

>>30053241
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Come to this thread about 4 hours later again, and you can find more Japanese people here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9081_Hideakianno

>you will never have an asteroid named after you

quick question, how I can write "Play with me!"

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>>30054243
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>>30053979
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>>30054243
You're not going to use that for lewd purposes, are you?

>>30054313
maybe...
and thank you >>30054275

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>>30054411
X???
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>>30054465
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>>30054243
>Play with me!
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>>30039796

parle français sale enculé de fils de pute

Why is BAN written in Roman letters.

>>30054286
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he made a very small mistake.
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>>30055890
what do you mean?I thought BAN came from English though.is it wrong?

>>30056174
No it isn't wrong. Just usually I see Japanese use Katakana for English words. But not for BAN, just capitalization in Roman letters.

>>30056148
I appreciate that, thank you.

>>30056315
Because I guess, it comes from the Internet.
Just like LAN, P2P, TCP/IP or something.

Moshi moshi, Thread music desu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v8WW-Krlxc

>>30056315
oh,I got it
>>30056388
that's make sense I think

>>30013884
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun

Why in old episodes of Gaki no tsukai they didn't censor the word "chinko" but now they do?

>>30056670
that is "global standard"

>>30057044
You mean they started to censor it because on foreign TV "cock" is censored?

>>30057125
in my opinion,yeah

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I'm same opinion too.
Japanese tends to follow.
I mean, once we noticed it was cencored in US, we tends to think we have to...
It is good habit in somecase, but it mightbe bad one in somecase,

Why is Japan so funny? Even the posters here, their retarded english butchering is hilarious.

I want to go to Japan and hang out with people there. Get drunk, fuck some QT's. Seems like fucking Disneyland to me.

>>30056670
Probably Parent-Teacher Association lobbying for stricter broadcast standards

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>>30057537
Japanese English is best English.
Seriously, their insight mixed with how blunt they are is amazing.

>>30057667
Sweet jesus thats what I mean.

Is there like an archive of golden jap moments?

I also love it when they talk about inanimate objects as being people. "Shoe-san went flying when he got knocked over"

I want to become a magical girl

>>30057667
He just wants to see japan idiot, and lagh hard.
and just want to sleep with Japanese QTs.
maybe he sucks

>>30057804
I do not suck. You can talk to me directly I am here.

I'm a really cool guy. Let's be friends, japanese dude.

Question 1: what is your favourite colour
Question 2: what is you rfavourite animal

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>>30053635
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>>30057799
We already have one magical girl from USA.

What does Mahou Shoujo mean? Magical Girl?

>>30057913
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>>30057879
I have to say sorry....
I was bits sort temper... I mean, I misunderstood you.
1, Blue.
2, I dont watch anime...

>>30057940
She is Australian.

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>>30057940
wut

>>30057953
Yes,,kind person like above your reply..

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>>30057799
for you

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>>30058089
>I dont watch anime...
He asked what your favorite animal is like a dog, cat, bird etcetera.

>>30058089
Thats okay, we are friends now so I forgive you.

No not anime, I dont watch anime, it's a cartoon and cartoons are stupid.

ANIMAL. Like a bird or a giraffe or a horse.

dont you want to ask me questions...? I thought we were friends, man

>>30058034
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>>30058176
this is what I mean. quality jap comedy. Already I am laughing with my new friend

>>30058162
Why was my first thought to stick that in my urethra?

>>30058204
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>>30058247
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>>30058226
Because you're Magical Girl.

>>30058286
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>>30058320
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>>30058121
Oh, I just realised that there are people talking about magical girls in this thread. Weird synchronicity.

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>>30058407
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>>30058484
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>>30058571
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>>30058407
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>>30058639
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>>30058737
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>>30058737
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>>30058753
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>>30058690
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>>30058407
autism????????????????

>>30058089
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>>30058851
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>>30058820
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>>30058823
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The pleasure of masturbating to school girls walking in front of my house.

Is it true that Japanese people, while friendly to tourists, are all xenophobic as fuck and hate people who try to live their permanently? Or is this just old people?

>>30058998
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>>30059055
What do you do when they see your brown dick

>>30059184
Cum.

>>30059099
Being a foreigner is nothing special in Japan, or at least not in cities.. No one looks at you funny or treats you differently. As long as you know how to speak Japanese, you will not have any troubles in Japan

>>30058933
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>>30059225
Also, may I ask, why are there millions of Brazilians in Japan?

What do people think of them?

>>30059358
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilians_in_Japan

>What do people think of them?
I am norwegian, so I cant speak for japanese, but I have only met one girl who was brazilian japanese, she was like all other japanese people but a bit different skin color

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>>30059225
>Being a foreigner is nothing special in Japan
Yeah, especially in Tokyo.

>>30059172
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(I'm really not sure how well I'm getting this across that this time right now is for the said dramas, anime, games, and books...maybe a little help if my current sentence is incorrect?)

>>30058204

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Welcome to Japan!

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have fun with your life in Japan!

>>30060058
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>>30060644
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>Maybe ????????????????????????????????or something...
It's better than what I had, so I'll take it.

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I took way too long typing ? that out...

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>>30060911
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