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I wish I were Spaniard so fucking badly...

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I am a black guy from the USA and I wish I were from Spain so fucking badly. If I were from Spain, I would know how to speak fluent PRIME SPANISH. and then I could go on fucking excursions to lands that were colonized by my great country long ago and commandeer all the native women.

FOr example, I could go to puerto rico and say shit like "MY ANCESTORS SPAWNED YOUR ANCESTORS! NOW KNEEL BEFORE MY MIGHTY CONQUISTADOR PENIS!"

Do any spaniard people wish they could do that? I mean.. spain colonized so many fucking places. You could just go visit and convince the women to date you or whatever.

FUCK!!

Being spaniard would be so fucking awesome. But alas.. I am just some fucking black guy from the north east. FUCK!
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>>28852291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb6EpbUkDl4
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>>28852336
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb6EpbUkDl4

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
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>>28852291
>nigger
>muh dik fantasy
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>>28852464

what the fuck are yout alking about?
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>>28852387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzN6axTE08
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>MUH DICK
Typical basketball American atittude
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>>28852554

I didn't say muh dik one time though.
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>>28852554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBGXZZhhVaU
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>>28852291
Muh dick OP
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>>28852658

FUCK OFF PARAGUAY!!!
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What's up guys
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>>28852554
>implying the Brazilian mentality is any different.
topkek
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>>28852684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFUSzjZYe5k
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>>28852714

SPAIN! GIVE ME YOUR GENES SO I CAN DATE THE WOMEN OF THE COUNTRIES YOUR ANCESTORS COLONIZED!

I am ready to ascend to god hood.
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>>28852291
If you were a spaniard you wouldn't develop such taste for latin american women in the first place, you would probably get a qt spanish babe instead.
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>>28852714
>>28852799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2sLwWxuoHI
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>>28852291
>lordosis competition
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>>28852813
>qt spanish babe
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>>28852799
>give me your genes

Are you telling me to cum in your mouth? Because I'm not going to do that.
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>>28852387
>that part where she lets her hair go
muh dick
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>>28852830

is croatia like the land of pancake ass?
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>>28852799
You can just go to UK, and
tell a girl "YOUR PEOPLE ENSLAVED US", and guiltrap her, and then fuck her.
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>>28852852
y u so mad? Our girls are top notch.
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>>28852830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNb6Wvn68Vw
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>>28852291
The one on the far right looks fucking delicious
Would devour every single part of her body
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>>28852855
>Are you telling me to cum in your mouth? Because I'm not going to do that.
First time a Spaniard has ever uttered these words.
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#10 She looks least like a sexy tranny
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>>28852877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0PisGe66mY
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>>28852852
This is my waifu, there are many like her but she is mine, we share a special bond that anyone else has.
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>>28852917
>cherrypicking
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>>28852861
Don't need to go all defensive on me. To have a big rack and ass brings some other, more unfortunate than fortunate problems like back and leg pain, lordosis....
And there is a huge global spread term which can be seen through younger girls especially, involving fucking body arches (to accentuate buttocks, milord) and duckfaces.
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>>28852928
I'll jump out the window RIGHT NOW if they're not from the Basque Country / Navarra
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>>28852904
it's the only way unless you're a grafter or a skinwalker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck
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>>28852291
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gn guys. i luv u ^^
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>>28852915
Feels good to have the most degenerate tv in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ncguBHXvt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvArPH15es
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>>28852952

>Croatia is indeed the land pancake ass Mr. Mighty American.

Fixed that for you buddy!
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>>28852952
you are not yet this gay, but you're almost there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00rMX9GFR0
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>>28852581
>KNEEL BEFORE MY MIGHTY CONQUISTADOR PENIS!"
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>>28852967
Castilla creo, de todas formas por qué?
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>>28852852
>she looks like she smokes Rothmans like a chimney and has lesbian sex on a recurring basis
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>>28853002

god I Love brazilian females. Holy fuck... WHY ARE YOUR WOMEN SO FUCKING HOT!?
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>>28852991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu7zrjAL10c
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>>28853038
Porque soy medio vasco y puedo reconocerlos, tienen cara de vascos.

Son navarros por cierto, de Pamplona, que lo acabo de mirar en google.
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>>28852928
Too discering to be true...
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WHat the fuck is this thread?
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>>28853066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1AC_k9izjY
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>>28853102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3X-woPFyEI
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>>28853017
>>28853021
Keep trying, fellas. I like my women athletic, tanned and tall
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>>28853102
A Paragayan trying to discredit God's Nation, Spain.
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>>28852291
How easy is it for an American to get laid in Spain if there a normal guy?
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>>28853081
ohh fug, bueno no voy a discutir con un español sobre españoles, si dices que son vascos y lo confirmaste entonces por mi bien.
De todas formas cual es la cara de vasco?
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>>28852387
Who is that?
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>>28853149
ayyy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaKeD-0_LOI
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>>28853153
Pregunto lo mismo, pero hablo español bastante bien que me pueden entender allá. Mi cara y cuerpo son normales. ¿Tengo oportunidades? ¿Cómo son?
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>>28853160
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>>28853220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M
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>>28853153
They don't like guiris m8, if you behave like a normal tourist you'll be fine
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>>28853252
Déjalo carajo
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>>28852291
dont.spain is for ugly lisped faggots
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>>28853066
Well, they are "models" who "work" for tv shows, of course they have to be hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L8kkByyDTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxkN1nUU9qc
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>>28853246
m8 esas caras me resultan típico español para mí, pero extrañamente noto cierta similitud entre ellas.

Igual solo he estado en España un par de veces.
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>>28853308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTV7ufDjzGY
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>>28852336
What is this supposed to be
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I'm the most not racist person (anthropology degree) but OP must be a troll because he can't be so stereotypically nigger.
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>>28853220
>>28853153
Being American definately gives you points.

Other than that it's the usual: being outgoing and entertaining is the most important thing, if you're shy you'll only be approached by girls below your level.

Girls here are not as slutty as in the US as far as I know, but they really don't mind getting close to you so that might lead you to a misunderstanding.

Anyway, girls here like good looking foreigners and being American will create a certain expectation.
If you're average looking, better be fun to hang out with. If you are, you can get a cute girl, it's not that hard.
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What's up with the faggy lisp Spaniards?
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>>28853351
this is true all over the world though

>>28853345
OP in Spain :DDD
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>>28853377
>faggy lisp
You say "therapy" and "rethorical" and don't call it a lisp, but it's the same thing.
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>>28853351
>telling murika nigger to come and fuck your women

Spain is Sweden tier
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>>28853351

Bro Euro girls are much sluttier than American girls.
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>you will never live in a comfy Andalusian town
>you will never have a qt Spanish gf
>you will never live the late night Spanish life
>you will never eat octopus on a semi-regular basis
>you will never do the Camino de Santiago
>you will never be a Spaniard
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>>28853452
ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcuPCqOd1GY
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>>28853473
tfw not a faggot
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>>28853452
I assumed it was not the nigger.
Also girls here are not really into non whites, but we don't have a grudge against them, it's not taboo, so if they feel like it they'll hook up with one and that's it.
They're not looked down upon and blacks are neither subhumans nor fetishized and kinky.

>>28853460
Just the other day some guy was saying American girls give out blowjobs like it's no big deal.
Also house parties - college parties in the US are pretty fucked up in terms of sex, that's something I've heard from several Spaniards that went to the US for a semester - high school year.
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>>28853407
top lel
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>>28853473
It hurts ;_;
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>>28853351
>But they really don't mind getting close to you so that might lead you to a misunderstanding.

This, I've cuddle with friends before and for an American that would probably make them think they want the D when they don't.
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>>28853566

Lived and traveled throughout both continents and Euro girls are easier and do nastier shit to you.
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>>28853566
in tourist Spain all the slutty girls are Brits
true story :DDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZf1lhFlnVs
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>>28853566
>girls here are not really into non whites
Then how does anyone end up fucking?
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>>28853566
too late SPAIN HERE I COME BLAAANDA UUUP
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>>28853649
Jokes aside, girls like the aryan type of guy.
Germans and Swedes would get soooooo much pussy here if they behaved more like Spaniards and Italians.
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>Wanting to be a Moor

KEK
E
K
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>>28853650
Also you'll lose the American niche if you aren't blonde or at least have colored eyes. Most people don't believe Americans aren't white so they won't believe you if you say you are and look African.
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Theirs probably more blacks in Spain than Argentina.
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>>28853699
this
I'd love to see an Korean American telling a Spanish girl he's American.

"Mmmm no, you're Chinese"
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>>28853693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG_aRpBoE4Y
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>>28853699
Most of the blacks in Spain are from Africa though.
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>>28853160
they look like civilized muslims...
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>>28853699
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>>28853517
>mexilard tripfats
don't do that
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>>28853783
Thanks bro, now I'm set
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>>28853790
Shit wrong thread
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>>28852554
to be fair, everyone on 4chan regardless of race is pretty MUH DICK
otherwise we wouldn't get thousands of threads revolving around women, and we'd instead talk about history, philosophy, culture, technology and science, languages, etc... you know relevant things
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>>28853814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgfCVJ89k1E
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>>28853748
Lel, so true. The average Spaniard is an ignorant dick when it comes to race and ethnicity.
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>>28853783
Is he blonde enough for Spain?
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>>28853699
Once an american, a spaniard and a colombian came here to do an expo on solar divices, the spaniard was blonde as fuck, 14/88 aryan, isn't that common there?
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>>28853814
those threads are more often than not about lack of championship
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>>28853999
***companionship

damn it, I mistyped and used the spelling check
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good lord you summoned the latinos

RIP this thread
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>>28854068
OY VEEEEEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlWT1XuGKw
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>>28853978
>pretending that you're not that spanish guy in peru

embarrassing
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this was a nice thread :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5m-cFKTUJQ
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>>28853978
Jokes aside, I'm Spanish and blonde, with tan skin and brown eyes.

My 4 grandparents are from the Pyrenees, and the closer you get to the Pyrenees, the more blondes you find.

It's not rally common, but it happens.
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>>28854099
? I know him, but I'm not him
I'm a genuine peruvian poster born and raised here, and I'm not lying, that guy was blonde as fuck.
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>>28853978
I'm 14/88 britbongian
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>>28854387
pasty babby detected

are you adopted?
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>>28854387
Val d'Aran I already know you :)
But that guy was very, very blonde, finnish tier.

>>28854223
I read somewhere that 17% of spaniards are blonde, does that sound about right?
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>>28853999
>lack of championship
>flashbacks of all the anti-br shitposting on /sp/ during the WC
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>>28854450
Not really, north of Spain is full of mountains and clouds, really quiet and comfy, he just hasn't tanned like most spaniards, he is from a very ethnic comunity in Spain called the Aran valley.
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>>28854387
You look like someone I can beat up.
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>>28852291
I've seen this exact same thread before and now I know I'm on this board too much.
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>>28854656
I'm 6'3" i'll glass like yasmin thomas did to ronnie lee u cunt
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>>28854727

>6'3

Fvking manlet bruv, gt rekt# m8.
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>>28854802
u fookin lanklets m8
ull get ur dew prize
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